2012 ‘‘BLONDE’’ CALENDAR MISS JANUARY “Took new scarf back to store because it was too...

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2012 ‘‘BLONDE’’ CALENDAR

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2012‘‘BLONDE’’CALENDAR

2012‘‘BLONDE’’CALENDAR

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MISS JANUARY

“Took new scarf back to store becauseit was too tight.”

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MISS FEBRUARY

“Got excited ….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in six month …. Box said “2-4 years”

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MISS MARCH

“Fired from pharmacy job for failing to printlabels …”duh”…bottles won’t fit in

typewriter.”

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MISSAPRIL

“Trapped on escalator for hours …. Powerwent out.”

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MISSMAY

“Tried to make Kool-Aid …8 cups of waterwon’t fit in those little packets”

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MISS JUNE

“Tried to go water skiing …. couldn’tfind a lake with a slope

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MISS JULY

“Lost breast stroke swimming competition …learned later, other swimmers cheated,

they used their arms !!!”

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MISS AUGUST

“Got locked out of her car in rain storm …. Car swamped, because top was down.”

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MISSSEPTEMBER

“The capital of California is “C”…. Isn’t it?”

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MISSOCTOBER

“Hate M & M ‘s ….. They are so hardto peel.”

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MISSNOVEMBER

“Baked turkey for 4 ½ days … instructionssaid 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108 !!!”

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MISS DECEMBER

“Couldn’t call 911… duh ! … there’s no“eleven” button on the phone.”

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2012What a year !!!