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The workshop fi,rusiny rm office poi~tlrs, "worst cmc \ren;lno\," ~nm,lveC rolc-pl.wnq whcrc the itutletrr\ found Ihemsclvc\ ~n a less tl~:u~dc\~r,~hlcsrtu:~u~,n.Ttie~onfic~~pn~motcd thccstahl~shmcnl d r l r a ~ h i i \ m ~ s ~ r ~ l ~ i c s d n ~ ~ r ~ g r ~ ~ n f l r c r i c s ~ ~ l u i ~ ~ ~ n .

"l'dincouragc cvcqrrmeto lea~nmore ni,ord wfi d<~lls,"s.i~dtir\~ vcarstdintBnnn hla who attendid ~ l x R l ~ t ~ , " t h c r rrxlly arc~mprlant."

W~2TPAS\tr~ssesthnts~~ft \k~llsnrp \ltrlfr,r ,111 SUCCTS\JUI I ~ u ~ ~ n ~ s s p c i ~ p l e ; t h e i b d q tocon- ducry~,urselfmrpn,fess~ond~l~anncranil wnh chnnsnm~r pr~ccleas~nthcc~,mper~trvciobtnar ket.

bun~ree\~errrsf~,rWATP,1Su~dmclu~le\\rr~c ~~~~~ngscm~n:il-,l~os~ncs~ c a v \ludi o,mpin tlorrb m d \cminars r m career oppolruluuc\.

~rratmnal to rtay iocuscdmd ask qucsuons un- less you'rc doped up on \"me scnrm rhm.

And Ihat's why dtug testing \hould hr mnn- danry bckm carh class \owe can wccdoul the Creaks thal needdrugs t~,lram.Aftcrall,l,nowl- cdgc I \ a natural lvgh, nght? Wrong! That'\ somcrlung ;i keener would \a). It'\ i A lo do drug,, 1"" don't do lr fix acdcmic p i n s .

Rfght, so "beencrs," "brown noscrs," "hardcorc tcxtbo,k thumpers," call ctn' wlnt i ~ n ~ hkcbut the F:~ct\~,ilhemattcrare sfrnpli- chi? lrrmg up &\a m e r a p ;md hogall rhc hcs~ \cats ~n thr h b m ~ . And thclr I,ackp;d.\ have pm ,hrblyIx y ~ a t k a \ l n n c e a ~ t h c face. Andthc) m d < ~ m n y .

Solfym \re a kecncrwalkirigm,un<l lookm' foracIar\ tomv.bdi, inleuffnll yourcluthc\anC ,

u h s ~ l r thc theme nJ 'hlASI I." Thcv'II get thc mcs\agi. But ~f rhiv ilon't, thcn vu ' rc a

a h ~ ~ ~ l ~ n g f u o l \ v h o happen\ to be nakcd. Inany ci-cn1,1'!I hcngh amundthccomerwrha~~~, l r , , c;imem.

Dandiya in the SLC

On Wednesday October 15, the Great Hall area of the SLC was filled with cultural music. This event, named Dandiya, is afestival of sticksand dance that is celebrated by Hindus during the nine day long Navaratri festival.

NOW HlRING ALL POSITIONS

Support Staff, Security, Bartend- ers, Waitresses, K~tchen Staff or whatever you think you can brmg

to our team!

We're accepting resumes for Wax Night Club, Elements Night

Club and The Still Bar 8 GnII.

Drop off your resume @: The Still Bar & Gril

125 King St. W. Kitchener anyfime after ?I :OOam

sauce forthc oyrtcrmucr ifyoudon't haw m y o n hand.

Roast rhc cmpi:m ahole and unpccl~d f ~ x o n e hour at 350 di.qci\ orunld 11 ~ssoft. Pcii~t,d~\gardmgthe skrn and n ,ugldyd~e thc flesh

1Ie;u the011 1na1;agc h m g p m < , r w o k ~ i - ~ r m ~ d m m l u g h h e ~ t . D ~ c c t h ~ t<,f~~ina,~m-<>cenlirnetct riibrs.Li,oh rhc cube\, ~umngocc.rsroii,~ll!. tlnttl r h ~ y u r hghdy hrcmncd. You may w:mt towearan apron fiv tha- thc rxl has a tendcncb n, q h t t i r

hdd rhcp;ithc:inii#ngerand rook for two tnmules, stlrrlng frequcntlv. Add thech~le-gxhcs.a~rca~~dch~ypcd epgplmt. (,or,k fin mommutes, stw m g frcquen~lv ,4dd the d o n now dlrb, soy $nure and o!stcr smcc :md cook nndhc.ircd through. Add add)- uon$ w v same lo tnste, ~f dcsmii.

N ~ T (:$I\ hupcrtmrkc t wlk so! 11111k for $1 60 h three onc-htrc bap, ; i barg.un p e n wy m~lh'i nom~.d cost of .1hr,utS2pcrl!lrc.l1 rls,, seiis

12l~l~,clis,,Ciof~~ior$ I.'N,or SIX tor $1.29.

Ncw (:mhupermarket 1s

an As~angroctr! sturcloutcd at 236 King Slrerl r a t , lust ~~astilf ,~rketSqu~rc.

A tub o' tofu, cheap.

Behind the Robe a* -page 18

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I Harvey Pekar hateable and loveable Rachel Shugart --

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gllm. I \mr:ir rhire'r mow s u n ni t h i \ i c iml tinltofrhi mrmc lhan the tirsr.

% > I ~ 7 1 1 r h ~ t , I h t I rcalf,c thc 1 l i~r\iyPck.a~\ t l ia~pan ofalI~,fnsrh,~t wc'd r.ulhir n,,~ I U \ C . \LC AU ha r i u:tpp\ )oh\, riel-d! fr~rnd\ and je\,

Irdilng In llrc tnlrnx 15 v e q <,iten n "rch.rhlc dl~appo~ntnrcnt ."

' lhc film nmcr veer, from that tnnh , ~ b ( u t h f i NOI even wlrcn Pckar 17 d m g n o ~ d w ~ t h c a n c e r , a n e v c r n p r ~ n t l n g t o rurv ~ n n , n chchCd Ik,lly WXKI dr;un.r, do liirman and P u l ~ m litusrcl:~xacidreino\eoursrl\csfm~n his h k .

And t m r t o t h t ct)leoftlrecomic, /l,/imiari S jksdordo~m' t artcmpt to

r l r a idwnc iovcr 'Ihcrc'\nomr ~ p h c ~ ~ ~ ~ t ~ n d l n ~ , n ~ , ~ ~ ~ l - w r e n r h i n g t ina l~ . 'l'lx hem, 4>ruP,s l n b sh,>ddct\ am1 l !~ r \ to rn , ,pca t~ ,~rhn d.i! t a c i p t tl~ilt !Iw t m v wc i m m hcl\ not :in

r~t~~~.rti.iul~~-rc~rl,; h e ' s l ~ ~ s t n l ~ t t l c l ~ , ~ ~ ~ - ~ x c r r h a n d x m w r met Imn, , inds~~ . r i . \ve.

~ d e m 31 nil Hrdraurln\\uchpco(, i i rshugart@lmpr,nt uwater~oo ca Harvey Pekar (front). the cartoonist who makes you hate him so much you love him.

Centrepiece of fine art housed in the heart of Uptown Waterloo Andrew Dilts

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IMPRINTSTAFF l l i i rangeofarrlstlcplices f i~ r s i l c rr, thc p u h k A\ onc (.(:(;(;vr,lunlerr nmcd, llii gallcry home\ "xII Cma- ~ l m n nrtworL, slxmmg workr fiom

thc c.rst c o n s t<> thc u n t CO~V,~."

In nd&tlrm to rhr nlnnv fin' srl ~ t rn r s fht s r l c r r thcg~i t ih<,p ( r m g q g m p n c c q v h c r i lrr~m3;201~~b5,000), ~ r e n r ~ r t ~ r l ~ c c c n r ~ c p ~ i c i ih\play a1 thc l:::C<;G arc oft in hrsnle.

'I'hegaller) ~sano t - fc , r -pn~i i tv r~~- rurr md I\ fundcd m part 1,) momrs

Il-om tl~eGnirmmrntoCCan.iiiaudi rhr Pnmnccd O m a r c The(:(:(;(; :tlw rclics grrallyon xdmtssions and ~pcmm d o c ~ a ~ ~ o n s , i u ~ t ~ , ~ r ~ f t i i ~tsedu- ranutlal progr.rnrs .ind r.ilci firxu 11s q f t s h , p to survnc.

b n r m n ~ c to thr(:(:(;(;~\l,yd<>t>a~ tmn. IIour\ of opcrallon run irorn ' l ' u ~ \ d q 1 0 S n t ~ ~ n l q from 10:OO am untd 5 0 0 pm, and on Sundr)s from 1 .OlJ pm untd 5 0 0 pm. 'l'hc p l l c ~ ~ l \ cl,,sed ull hlutrdnys. - - - - -

Inspirations from Bornholm and Magnifying Glass are exhibits n ~ s r e n ~ lo the n :~rura lcnvmm ofthc prewre giil shop, dlsplayng n be.o~- ad~lts@~rnprint.uwaterIoo.ca currently on display at the Canadian Clay and Glass Gallery.

Documentarv breathes new life into life of modeling Ian Blechschmidt IMPRINTSTAFF

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Princess Cinema on October 23.

drawng\h,>us up m , w u h , a , 511 urns, lilnd o t l i l e lhli hncf lhttle thmy. \nd i t :ilv.r)s rcnlri% :in,uwl 111~ n d l t ) y x m of". In lhl\ Einr I ~ p t wmted I<, f i r 17mt ' h i n u d q Iswe \ cn i . r t l ) and gcI o n to ollrer rhmgs. I luit rcall) wan~cd to .rliov thal thcrc rrr man\ 1.i)crs to d ~ ; i r [ri~ale model\] do. I llilnk p rq i l e h .~ \c tlrcse r n ~ ~ c ~ i n ~ c ~ ~ t ~ m ~ of a h , ~ h ~ w p u q d e TC:III> ~ ~ r c , ! m ~ l ~ n m x , ' L ~ L

t l rq i x h ~ b t ~ m s ~ ~ o r wn ,c t l i~ngJ T lq ' l - e aciuaU) rcallr w f t i p c k n . h ~ t t l w r w r k

Everybody listen up - Outkast is being weird again Outkas t SpeakerboxxxlThe Love Below Anst3

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H~qLhmrid \niIrc.iOOi),l~e~tcrI~~~~~u~~ ,s\ 0~11lm,t. Tlwj'xc l x h ~ ~ , w d c d \id,> Imyerl\ .md then 51uth r t r m l o ~ c t h u m thr\;imc p.ak,~grnndi.did I ~ , L ~ ~ O L L I I ~ ~ ~ I C C ~ ~ ~ ~ C I I i m ~ ~ n d ~ w ~ r ~ I , l~u t Ic r ' s l , e r~ ,~ , lpc , ,p lc rvcn rhmg udl l>'<,l<'~,

I:orlunaicly b,r f,m\,~ii!i,cm't loidi 1d.i tins i \ ~ t i e c n d d t l i r l r . ~ thmgn, happcnr,, I ~ I ~ ~ - ~ I ~ ~ ~ I I I c c . . mcll,c\ cr. Iioth hnclrc:mdli~gH~,~~linvttiatiI~~~ ~ d t n ~ ~ t c d l y unorrlrod,n lhitlc cxpcrl- r n c i i r ~ ~ ~ n n i ~ thc hrcakup,,I t h r q n q l . ,\il~t'dl,( ),,IL.~sI I,<,\ , T ~ , L ~ c , ~ c , , ~ c L , OLIt d c d ~ : ~ ~ ~ n g s o t m d r h c , ~ N , S I L I ~ U \ U A

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c ~ t c h ) rnd upbcit and rn.ikcs 'I'hi S tn , l \ r \ l r , ,~k l~k~rhumps . Basr;illi,it , , ~ , L ~ ~ ~ ~ c s l ~ ~ , ~ ~ t r . o l ~ , ~ ~ j ~ ~ ~ o , ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ e a r c : ~ u ~

cll~llp,, mmxd,tt's <mi;iin~. 'I'hi best pa r ro f~ t , t h r q h . ~ . Ilmv

drcp 11 1,. The "lhi-c<,llnr ~chi,l.ir" c,,nfinn\Iu~oell-dc\ciicd rcput;iom a i h~ p d \ . p r t n,mani< uirh lhi u n l c n ~ d ~ ~ m , ! K ~ ~ \ I T and h ~ ~ r m n ~ r ~ h a r ( ~ ~ a c l r "hl, jarl,wn" v ~ r h . t o

FRlNC GlLMEH

Bad comb-overs aren't an option for these style-savvy boys.

It isn't easy being bald A look at some options for the bald and balding

fr,lhcalll chdcilgcd. Su what could b r done t , , n m h n t

r h \ hldrous afkl~ctmn? bc,mun,xclv liw ha ld~ng beautrcs rhcre are swcral S O I U ~ , ~ " ~ .

'Il~etwom;unpli.inn.icruiirrllpn,ii-

urts that arc xia~la1~li;irc Pnipcc~.rand M ~ m ~ x d ~ l , hrtrcr known as Kogzinlne. I ' ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ c ~ t ~ ~ ~ a ~ ~ ~ n d t r e ~ h ~ ~ ~ t ~ t d l a ~ blorks p n n l u r t a ~ n ~ , f ~ h e hommncDHTrh.ir C,XLSCS hair IOSS. T h i t e nrr pm&c \i.\ud w l r cffcct5. so for m a n r men I'mperla r\ noi nn rtttictivc op twn Pn,pcu.u\gmerllb q r ~ m c l l e r t ~ \ c ~ , r ~ u ~ , - t I ~ ~ r d \ o l ~ rmrzdmcinJ i~a l s . ' T ~ L co\t,~f.rmr~n~l~'~supl~l~~,LPropcr~.i~~ al-mmd $70.

Mm,xdll 1s a nqxcsl solutwn that 15 mabmged mti, arieiictcii .aim ,,fthc ~ , d p l t ~ ~ a ~ ~ ~ ~ l ~ c d n m c c o d q , c i c ~ ~ c l a ~ ~ w~thou t cxciplcon. bhnr,xd~l I S for suf tc r i .~~~~lmiIdp . i t t cmI~nld t~c . r~an~l \i I ,rk> mmi cffrct~rclr,,ii rrc.rsu-lxre thc h a ~ r lras ur,r d ~ a p p c . m d c ,m- plc t~ l ) . Alrh<wgh ~ f m o ~ ~ ~ l i ~ he hrst l o p a s i h u < , n , clui~cally p rmcn to nrt~~,il~ru~~~rl~.~t~sla~r~~cnuanznr. I h e wtwr\ ,,re tntc -- ~t w m st<q> u w ~ g hhnr,xi~lil.rlich.urq~ncd d l c r c n l u - dlv ixll outrr. .\ onc momti's w p p h of R~,ga:nlnc, .t hraml narnr r , k h l ~ n o r d ~ l ,

students is follically chal-

lenged.

xmrk, lawcvcr, r t q ;arc cipcnslbc,

u c ~ h ~ m l y In mid c:r\i\ nnd .oc nor ycrnmnent. Thc bc\l pel-m.mcnrwlu- u o n ~ lo pa! 5 ) Sperhngr \ i \ l tandget

hlnrh 3Tdhr, T h i r i al-r man! w l u u m ~ s to hdd-

mg,hui tlrzr .illhaicdrmtx~6-5. Moil men svnpll l ~ r r a ~ t l k thef:rctr,tI,ald- ingnndbaIdness.So thcncxi Itmeyuu x r one, Irug a bald mdn. 1ir qils he ,~d . i ih r~mt l l e hot son, hcl\ coldcr ~n rhc w m e r and hc 15 c<,nstantl) rrrnindr<l o f h a ag i every omi hc lix,l<\ ~n thc m r m r . Tr's not h ~ , fauli. malll.

Navy moves to end beached whales caused by sonar American Navy ordered to stop using sonar in areas where there are whales

Shaun O'neil ~PECIAL TOXPRIN~

h r derndcs humnns tuvc I,cm ntt- n c s to a phcn i~mrnon that 15 ns pur- AmR .I\ 11 I \ d,tzzbng

'l'n,a\\ir ~rt.rr,no<,ne I ~ a h ~ c n a l ~ l e to h11j rxpia~n whv oll ,ks il,A phm\ 1,enrli r h c m d i r s M I thi h u n - ilriil\ each r c.ir \T?,nles . r r d clolplms kind t l ~ c ~ l u:tr ihrnuj$ lhc orcrii\ usmq lhcfr s!\nm of w n a . i d I! 1s

been hchcvrd 11h1 uh.it I \ r.msmg thcnr a i hiartl t l l r m d ~ e s n u ) hari surricthmg I,, du ~3111 n disrupurm In

rim \O"ZT.

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s)st im ailrr tincbng lhat thc wnar

o~q~ntcrfctc~~~!tl~~n.mnil~triuncn,~i~

andnwlf i~ t~rm Thi.\y\tem, ' t p p v i d mJulynf2OU2, was des~gncd to help r1cteri cncnl" suhm.rrmcs by usurg :r

powrrfnllow rrequencr i o ~ ~ n d I n ~ p l c m c n ~ e ~ l rr , hclp delrr t iu-

~~cr -~~ t~~c t \u l ,manncscur rcn i l y b u n g devchp id h i C h ; i , (;erniany m d Ku\~~a,tt~eson;u\~-~fern uscs 18 ipealc-

cri o, irnnsrrr~t vmndsns Io11da5 1 1 5 dichck h,r hundreds ijf m l c r Url-

ti~~run;itil~-,Ihcn.in~mt~\~i,ns urcthc umeil-rqr~i~a! ; i \wl~dcs u x h t rrm-

mun~c.miit~. h ~ r i l ~ c ~ , ~ n m , ~ ~ ~ l ~ ? l r s ~ r r . ~ y hcimtatcdl ,~ wond\gre;l~rrrh.in IlO d t u h c k

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LUIJOcaiiridat Irmt I h d ~ ; i l c ~ n n d t a u i i ~ ~ l y h ~ n \ n , h c . i ~ l ~ ~ l ~ e m s r l ~ r ~ bcicn-

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tt~.iriLcd,~~~li~cti~~~~~lillinrel~reoc.n~~i~l

hv i i p n s ~ ~ i LO I O L U I noi\c. Tl~iN.n.y~iznilcdt~~iciincl thcu\c

ofrhc C I C \ V S , , ~ I , I ~ ~ \ \ I C ~ I > t o d ~ c r ~ ~ t c m

wdl not appl) dunng umes o f war. Morcrcrcarch w~l lhave to lx dcmc

to ~ l c t r i m u ~ c the r\t<mt t o d ~ i r h hu- mar,-produced romt ~ , d i s n i ~ u , ~ g t l ~ c ~~rhaIcs ' . n~d i l~ , lph~ns 'n rv~g . iu~man~l whcthcr rhcrc arc murc \ t c p we can

t&e Loprotcct thew anfmals.

~\bni,u<lfl andlJ~~,pcaancru;~UYii~, \bavcd heads .m frxmnn) guy\ ( m i Must . . . grow . . . hair . . . Navy sonar uses the same frequency as whale sonar

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e good to machines; they just might talk back

Julie Diener, Christine Loureiro IMPRINTINTERNIIMPRINTSTAFF

Saving the environment while saving money

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