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VOLUME 5, NUMBER 26 i

UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO, Waterloo, Ontario THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 11,1%5 Election for Sure

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’ No De&on Until BG Meet Presidential C.andidates Gerald Mueller

Gerald Mueller, President of En- gineer.ing Society “B” and Speaker of

’ Student’s Council has announced that he will seek election to the position of President of S.C.

In announcing his intention to run, Mr. Mueller said: “I am convinced

rthat the Students’ Council of this University must be put on a sound and mature basis. We do not need a Student’s Council that bickers over procedural points, as Council’s in the past have done, rather we need a council that will act swiftly and de- cisively to serve the needs of the Students of this University.

“In order to achieve this aim we need a President who can coordinate the activities of the Boards and Com- mittees of Council and who can at- tract capable people into Council acti- * vities. We certainly do not need a politician. Rather, we need a capable administrator.” From his past performances, Mr. Mueller has shown that he can fulfil1 the position.

Debate Team Wins in Rochester

On the weekend of February 5 - 7 the University of Waterloo Debate Team travelled to ‘St. John Fisher College in Rochester to compete in a debate tournament against 25 Ameri- can Universities, including Columbia,

J Colgate, and West Virginia. The tournament was won by Bellarmine College of Louisville, Kentucky.

The U. of W. team was composed of Doug Wier and Steve Flott on the Affirmative )and Don Cur-ran and Mike Sheppard on the Negative.

This Negative team showed the best results. Using the American style of debate they won five of their six debates and tied for second place, an excellent showing& against such power- ful opposition.

The Affirmative team used the much more humorous and exciting Canadian style of debate. This was not accepted by most judges, causing them to win only one of their six debates. They were nonetheless, the

‘biggest hit of the tournament. Their humorous style livened up the tournament and resulted in the University of Waterloo team being invited to many more American tournaments. A challenge match between the U. of W. and Bonaventure University of New York State may be held on our campus in March.

The U. of W. had its greatest success in the individual Public Speaking contest. In this division, U. of W. Team Captain, Mike Sheppard was awarded the first place trophy as Best Speaker of the 1965 Fisher Forum.

On February 13 the team will be at Huron College, London, and at McGill University, February 18-2 1.

D. .R. Young

In a move following Monday’s Board of Student Activities meeting, Dave Young declared his candidacy for the SC. Presidential elections. In making the announcement Mr. Young the current chairman of the Board of Student Activities, suggested that, “The most important job for the next President will be that of implementing the structure proposed by this year’s Students’ Council and making it work.”

Declaring “Service” to be his key- note, Mr. Young said, “Students’ Council is not an end in itself; I con- tend that the only justification for its existence is that of providing a genu- ine and vigorous. service for the students. I propose to eliminate any need for the question, ‘What does Students’ Council do for me?‘.”

In other pre-election news, Esertino Dona, Chief Returning Officer, has said that ‘all systems are go’ as re- gards implementing the necessary machinery for the election which he is confident ‘will take place.

Mr. Dona stated that the election procedure announced last week had been approved by S.C. President, R. Van Veldhuisen and therefore would not be altered.

At press time only two nomination Iforms have been removed from the Student Offices.

Markev’itch Astounds Audience

Dimitry Markevitch will always be’ a renowned cellist to the 200 people who attended the concert in the Theatre of the Arts on Tuesday evening. Mr. Markevitch played magnifi- cently to the brave few who turned out. The audience called for two en- cores from this truly great artist. Then the audience gave theL highest tribute possible* to any artist - A Standing Ovation. He deserved it. Mr. Markevitch demonstrated to the audience how the cello should really be played. He filled the theatre with sweet and sad music throughout the entire evening.

At a reception (?), after the performance, Mr. Markevitch answered all questions from the students. It was discovered that the value of his cello is $60,000 and is insured by several insurance companies jointly.

MSOApproved The Board of Student Activities

granted recognition to a new club, The Muslem Students’ Organization, on Monday evening. Three other con- stitutions were passed during the evening: The Dance Band, The Interna- tional Students’ Association, and the Newman Club. No financial report is available as yet on Winterland, but the weekend was termed a success. The Grad Ball Committee is presently arranging for programmes and tickets.

Student Means I Survet The cooperation of approximately

l/14 of all students on campus is required for a project of real importance to present and future students - the Canadian Student Means Sur- vey.

The results of this study will serve many useful purposes and will be considered frequently in determining matters of policy by government departments, student aid authorities, and university boards. No survey presently available gives a true picture of the student income and expenditure in 1965. The last survey undertaken by

the Dominion Bureau of Statistics is hopelessly outdated now. Since this last survey, fees have been raised, other costs have been increased, sands the employment picture is darker for students in some faculties. In addition, many new questions concerning married students have come to the forefront.

The survey has been organized by C.U.S. with the assistance and support of a number of public and pri- vate agencies. The Dominion Bureau of Statistics has advised on the planning and conduct of the study. Among other agencies involved are the Cana- dian Association of University Teach- ers, the Canadian Universities Foun- dation, and the Bladen Commission on Financing of Higher Education in Canada. As well, the officials of the University of Waterloo are keenly interested in this project because of fee increases in the past year, and proposed increases next year.

The names of the students who have been selected by random sampling methods represent about l/14 of those listed in the files of the data computing. centre. The students selected will be notified by mail in a few days as to when to expect the questionnaire, which will be mailed. out shortly after the letter of notifi- cation. The full cooperation of all those who are asked to fill in the twenty minute questionnaire is required if the results are to be truely representative and thus accurate. The Bladen Commission has stated ‘it would “delay handing down a final report until the results of the survey can be studied.” It is hoped that the survey will be made public in time to influence the setting of fees for the 1965-66 fall and winter terms. Poor returns from the survey will mean an inaccurate report, with the, possible result of fewer bursaries and more fee increases. Your fate is in the hands of a very small .fraction of your fellow students.

Dr. Dust said that the play “A New Way To Pay Old Debts” is in a “healthy state of confusion.” The budgets for the ISA and the Folk Festival were passed. The Board agreed to underwrite the ISA budget to the extent of $60.

Nomihations Close Today

Election News The election will be held Wednes-

day, February 24, 1965, for the positions of President. Qu&ications For Candidates

1. The candidate must not have failed in his/her previous year;

2. The candidate must not be on probation in his/her present year;

3. No first-year student can run for the position.

The President shall be elected in a general student election of all undergraduate students.

Nomination forms, which must be ‘signed by twenty-five (25) undergraduate students, shall be accompanied by the consent, in writing, of the nom- inee. No student shall sign the nomination form for more than one candidate.

Nominations will open at 9:00 a.m. Thursday, February 4, and wiII close on Thursday, February 11, at 5:00 p.m. Candidates must leave their nomination forms in a sealed envelope addressed to the Chief Returning bffi- cer with Miss H. Petz, Student Affairs Office, Annex 1, before, the above date. A list of all candidates will be posted on the Student Affairs bulletin boards on Friday, February 12, 1965.

Forms for nominations of candidates can be obtained from Miss H. Petz at the Student Affairs Office, Annex 1.

The A-stream engineers will vote by mail. A ballot form including voting instructions will be sent to these persons. The closing date for voting for the A-stream engineers will be at 5:15 p.m., Wednesday, February 24, 1965.

Flash-Reliable sources informed the Coryphaeus that the Arts’ Faculty Council have strongly rejected the proposal to change the name of the university to Sir Winston Churchill U. However, the Faculty Council approved the suggestion to change the name of the university with 90% of the members voting in favor.

There will be no decision concerning changing the name of. the Univer- sity of Waterloo, until the Board of Governors meets in April. Several petitions and many letters have been sent to President Hagey, voicing strong opinions on the name change. There is considerable opposition against the proposed name change to Sir Winston Churchill University. Dr Hagey has released the following statement: .

In checking the suggestion further l , with faculty councils it was evident that opinion within the university was nowhere near unanimous. Because of this it has been decided not to make any immediate decision, one way or

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the other, until there is ample op- , portunity for people, both intramural- ly and extramurally, to express their feelings relative to’ this subject.

So many letters have been received that it is impractical to attempt to answer each of them individually. To those who have written we give our assurance that their suggestions and opinions will be given careful consideration before the question of a name change is considered by the Board of Governors.”

me tngmeermg Society aeclaes If there will be one. ~’

U bf W Car Rally Still a Possibility Gerry Mueller, President of Engin- Mueller, although an engineer, hopes

eering Society B, is seeking the ap- the society will approve the car rally proval of the Engineering Society to- _ _ ._ ___ to be open to all students on campus.

night for a University Car Rally. If .lhe details will be announced in next

approved, the Car Rally will take week’s paper. Notices and rules will

place on Saturday, February 20. Mr. be posted, if the engineering society approves Mr. Mueller’s proposal.

KNOW THE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES, THEN VOTE

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this university has ever felt was on Wednesday3 February 3, 1965, tihen Dr. Hagey announced through the’ K-W Record that ‘serious consideration’ was

* .I being given to a proposal that the Uniiersity of Waterloo become Sir Winston Churchill University. 3

Immediate reaction within! the university was against any name change and especially a change to Sir Winston Churchill University. This reaction

: was justified. The method of announcing the considered name change was >. bad. The issue should have been discussed internally before announcing it to

!* the public through the daily newspaper. Dr. Hagey’s criticism of the standards of the ‘university down the street’ only clouded the immediate issue, and caused unnecessary opposition in this institution.

As could be expected, there is intense opposition to a name change and a name change to Sir Winston Churchill University. We, ourselves, were emotion-

.’ ally against any name change. Then, we thought the matter over practically. . I ” Over the years, confusion of names between this university and the Water-

loo University College, (sometimes called Waterloo Lutheran <University), has arisen. Grants, donations, and fund, raising programs have always involved pzany mix-ups. When money is given to Waterloo University, which university

” should claim it? There is no doubt that we have’lost and gained money through ‘, this confusion. But we doubt that it has balanced out. Furthermore, new stu-

I, dents are always uncertain as to, which university is the one which. they had 1 planned on attending. Incidents along this line are frequent and not paricularly 3’ humorous to, the individual involved. 1 1 r

- Some argue that there is no need of a change. In a few years we will be ‘well-established’ . and everyone will know. the ,difference between the two

the University a full statement /out- lining the reasons base$l on facts for a name change, and the reasons for choosing the name Sir Winston Churchill. Although some questions were answered in the “K-W Record,” a niore elaborate statement to%’ the students published in the Coryphaeus would’ be appropriate at this time in order that the students may determine realistically whether their sentiments will offset the fundamental reasons for a ‘name change.

Perhaps one of the most sacrasanct traditions of university is initiation and- the positions of those customarily in charge of it. Our special place as a new university has meant that no practice has as yet developed with regard to who s,hall carry on initiation. In most of the universities across Canada, it is inviolate tradition, that, I to the hopeful sophmores, this weighty honour shall fall. As far as .I #know, this has been the standard here over. the past this year (1965).

few ’ years, until

Unfortunately, it is my understand- ing that initiation will be chaired in

Initiation belongs to the “Soph’s” - the Seniors should be there to help when asked, but must be satisfied ,with occupying a subordinate position and exercising that most .difIicult quality of stepping !aside to let those wha’ through trial and combat have won and wish to assume the honour of initiation chairmen.

Chris Thomfm, A&/III. i

Richard C. Van Veldhuisem, 1965 \ by hopeful Seniors. However, Letters Co&d on Page 4 President, Students’ Council.

I universities. This logic ,is false. Certainly ‘we are becoming, and will be a “well-established’ university, but the confusion between the two will never die.

, How can we expect ‘John Q’ to be able to <distinguish between the names ’ r University of Waterloo and Waterloo University - and then to understand . -the difference between them.

Every day, we read in some newspaper which has falsely named our

MARKS Dear Sir:

by A. J. Kellingworth, Ill’ . I . . /GREEN VALLEY; HO, HO, HO

& play in one very short act) The scene is Purgatory, overlooking the U. of W. campus. (U. of W. is often overlooked). ’

8 I University; and thus jgiven partial credit and publicity to the ‘university down the street.’ ’ I

We, too, have become attached to the name University of Waterloo. ‘We ” have beamed with pride as the university has increased its facilities, staff, and

students and g&red recognition as one of the best universities to attend. But, the, name’ must be changed in order that we might experiehce this progress :

.’ t alone. ,

“Winnie, put your brush down a minute and have a look down there.” I

/“Certainly, Jack. Relax, have a cigar, have some brandy. Now, what is it that has you so bothered?”

“Down there. In Waterloo.” “What? You mean to say that that blighter, Napoleon, has re-

turned?” ,

Why Sir Winston Churchill University? That is a good question. On first thought, the phrase ‘jumping on the band wagon’ characterizes this suggestion.

: ! This name would surely bring honor and respect. But we have gained honor and respect. And each ,day; this university gains more honor -and respect through its standards, its faculty and their research, and its students who achieve new honors in industry and business. Indeed, the name Sir Winston Churchill University and this institution compliment one another. But aside

I am a freshman at The University of Waterloo this year, but I still think I have a right to voice my ‘opinion, and I herein do so.

I think that the’ method of returning marks of exams at this University stinks to put it bluntly. ,

It is not that I mind waiting for my marks, but having ‘to wait two and: one half,months at a respectable institution’ such as this is ridiculous, let alone idiotic.

ci , I have spoken t several other freshmen, and they do not like being kept in the dark and raised , on B.S.

“No, no. Waterloo Ontario.” ’ “Ontario; where is that?” ’

to quote a few.

“Just north of the US of A, near Quebec? ’ ’ ’ “Ah, yes, Quebec. Damned cold at that conference. FDR wore his

heavy scarf and Joe put anti-freeze into his hip flask. Damned cold. Windy and . . .”

Marcus ’ Bak&, Eng. 69.

from the ideals, there is the practical side of the matter. &rely everyone ,can .’ envisage the increased grants and donations which would come as a result of ’ a name change and the name change to Sir Winston Churchill Uniyersity., We

,_ need more facilities at this university.,This would bring them. And of course, 1 , who could deny a ‘Pub” fo? the I Campus Union then?

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“Not in Quebec. Actually, closer to Ottawa. That ‘was where I wrenched my back a few years ago. Damned trees. At any rate, have a closer look. They’re all anxious about changing the name of one of their universities.” ;’

“J~ow many are there?” \

“Two. Well . . . one and a half. The older of the two isn’t all that gobd. And the newer of them wants to change its name.” ’

i “To what?” /

“It’s now called the University of Waterlooi” ’ “That makes good sense.”

, To-night, at 5:00 -p.m., nominations close for the President of Student’s ’

News-Ted Walsh, Dave Steq- hens,‘ Doug Weir, Harry Pool, Doug Seaborn, Fred “Brychta, Gus Caemmert. *

sports-Harold Dietrich, Hazel Rawls, Tex Houston, Terry Joyce, Russ Collins.

Council. This time, someone will not be acclaimed to, the position. There will be’ an election on February 24. I

, On the one hand, it is the responsibility. of each candidate to make himself

. known to every individual on campus. Each must be prepared to out,line his i ’ ,I proposals for the coming year. On. the other hand, it is the responsibility of

each student on this campus to meet the candidates and to fin{ out what .they ‘stand for’. Further, it is each student’s responsibility to decide which car& date he prefers and then to vote .for him on election day.

CoIumnists-Glenn Patterson, 1 Jim Kraemer, Hans ,Bauer, Jim Crombie, Doug Gaukroger, Wayne Tymm, Fred Brychta.

CUP-Bob Warren, A., J. Kel- lingworth, III.

1 , .Remembef,’ the action ‘and enthusiasm which the students show, now will , indicate the degree of success of student activities next year.

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EVOLUTION 1 , E.S.

Sir Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill University

Production-Jim Peden, Mari- on Hale, Errol Semple, Wayne’ Ramsay, ‘John Armstrong, Ken Charters, Jim Ball, John Hol- land, Fred Girodat, Nick Van Kats, Bill Petty, Fred ‘Watkin- son, Ernie Mausser.

“But they want to change it to . . .” “Well?” I “Sir. Winston Churchill University. What’s so funny? Now, now,

Winnie. Stop laughing or you’ll swallow that cigar. What’s wrong with that name? After all, they named all sorts of places after me! What’s so funny?” ,’ \ -

I “WCU,. that’s what. Water Closet University. And you can imagine what will happen in the next few years? They’ll be calling it ‘Winnie the Pooh U.’ I think that that is hilarious. Ho, ho, ha, ha, ha.” I

“Hee, hee, hee; I suppose you’re right. And their teams will be called Winnie% Warriors. Hee, hee, ho, ho, ha.”

“Imagine that. I’ve been to Canada only once, I’ve never heard of Waterloo, Ontario, I’m not, a Canadian, and . , : . I don’t like the name. Surely a library would be enough.”

“And while they ,were at it they; could even name their residence complex after me.”

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“Jack, aren’t there any Canadians who can use the honour. I’ve had enough and, surely, they’re overdoing your name a wee bit. And, come to think of it, why change the name in the tist place? Why doesn’t the other place, change its name? What is the other place called?

“Waterloo Lutheran University.” “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho: That’s; almost as’; bad as Winnie the

Pooh ,U. Ha, ha, ho, #ho, ho, ho; Winnie the Pooh U. Ha, ha, ho, ha ha,, ho, hee, hee, . . .” ’ .As the lights fade, Winnie chockes on his cigar, while Jack rocks back and forth, reading the Warren Report at twelve thousand words s minute.

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PRES. TO PRES. * Dear Dr. Hagey,

During the -past few. days much discussion among students’ has center- ed around the proposefi name change for the University. These discussions and feelings are founded on the sentiments that are associated with the name “Waterloo” and the .Admini- stration’s reasons for changing the name have not been fully explained or made ,available to the students. I 1

I, therefore, would appreciate from

INITIAtlO’hi 1965 Dear Mr. Editor:

The University df Waterloo is a new University and therefore as yet, has none of the brambley entangle- ments of tradition. Because of this, the students have been placed in the position of blazing fresh paths but also utilizing those practices of other universities that have proved success- ful.

this was not from lack of promising second year response, but because they didn’t seem to be experienced enough.

A reflection on the success of the 1964 program??

I’m’ sure that many -second year students across Canada will be direct- ing initiating committees without too *much experience and there are promising second year students here that would similarly like to seek their place in’ the sun, and probably would quite surprise the begrudging, seem; ingly naive Seniors with the amount of ‘experience’ that they could con- jui=e up.

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Nimmons’

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Almost Flawless Phil Nimmons and his Jazz group

of -nine musicians enjoyed the greatest success of all concert series held this season. Finally these programs are becoming popular.

Acting as the final event in the Winter Wonderland weekend, the clarinetist led {his performers to applause after applause in a concert of progressive music which lasted over two hours.

Master of ceremonies, Mr. Dave Drew introduced them as, in his opinion, the best Jazz musicians in North America. Mr. Nimmons, who originally planned to be a Doctor, began playing the piano after receiving a pre-medical degree at U.B.C., and steadily moved up through the Ray Norris quintet, New York’s Juillard, and studies at the Royal Conserva- tory in Toronto. Also at this time he wrote scores for CBC radio and television. The Jazz group, “Nimmons ‘N Nine,” was formed in 1953. At present, they have a regular series on CBC, and’ hope to continue on some tours both in North America and abroad. He remarked that he would try to make more appearances before young people in Universities such as ours, and the reaction of the ear-full capacity audience could only have encouraged his thought.

Unlike some portions of previous performances, each number seemed- to be practically flawless. Possibly the only exception to this was an early selection with a very fast tempo, in which Mr. Nimmon’s clarinet emitted a series of squeaks and howls; however, this was corrected, and the instrument gave no further trouble.

Theatre News-Calendar Friday & Saturday, 12 & 13 February, 8:29 p.m. - 13 February 2:03 p.m. F.A.S.S. N I T E - Third annual production combining the talents of faculty-administration-staff-students. Directed by Russ Collins. Evening performance sold out. Matinee tickets at Theatre Box Office.

Friday, 19 February, 8:15 p.m. FOLK FESTIVAL ‘65 - Alan Mills “Folk Songs of Canada” Admission: 75C.

Saturday, 20 February, 8:30 p.m, RECITAL. Sponsored by Conrad Grebel College - Korean pianist - Joo Ran Kin. Miss Joo Ran Kin was first discovered at the age of four at the Buk Han San Orphanage in Seoul, Korea. Now 21 years of age Joo Ran ‘has given many concerts throughout Korea, the United States, and Canada. She is presently studying at the Eastman School of Music, Rochester, a pupil of the celebrated pianist Eugene List., Admission: $1 SO.

Sunday, 21 February, 2:00 p.m. FOLK FESTIVAL ‘65 -I Mammoth Amateur Hootenanny. Admission: $1 .OO.

Saturday, 27 February, &30 p.m. FESTIVAL SINGERS OF TORONTO. Celebrity Series. - Admis- sion: Students $1.00; Faculty-staff $2.50; Adults $3.00.

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SEMINAR’ 65 J. L. Hadgins

A council of the arts was recently hosted by the federal government at St. Adel, Quebec. Secretary of State, Maurice LeMontagne, who is respon-

Special credit goes to guitarist \Ed Bicken and tenor soloist’ Roy Smith, who were called upon many times in difficult stylings which ‘are so common in progressive Jazz. Excellent percussion and trumpet solos were received with enthusiasm time and time again.

All in all, they performed as the professionals they are from start to finish.

sible for federal cultural activities, arranged/this four day seminar. The seminar was attended by nearly 100 persons including prominent playwrights, musicians, directors, architects and so forth. It was pointed out that the Centennial Committee was allotted 20 million dollars for centennial projects. The council agreed that in 1967, festivals of the performing arts should be held in all 10 provincial capitals. M. LaMontagne suggested’that a permanent federal government cultural council be established and rationally co-ordinated so that one-half of its members would be working artists.

No one present questioned whether government subsidy to the arts was a good thing or, not.

MUSIC 1999 . byL3. GLENN GOULD ON CAMPUS

The celebrated Canadian pianist, Dr.h.c. GLENN GOULD, will be on ~ campus on February 22nd, 1965.. Sometime ago it was announced that Glenn Gould would be availbale for lecture-recitals in the 1965-66 season. As his fee for such a recital is still not within our reach, it has bee.n decided to bring him anyway but on celluloid. The two films are entitled “GLENN GOULD ON THE RECORD” and “GLENN GOULD OFF THE RECORD.” They are extremely interesting as they show the “inside” story of the life and work of a contemporary artist as well as the fascinating mechanics of a recording session in New York. The taping of the record which is shown on one of these films later became a best seller. February 22. 1965 - P 145 - 7:30 p.m. Admission: FREE.

The response to the first noon-hour concert’ presented by the Music Com- mittee was very enthusiastic. Attempts will be made to present a series of these in the 1965-66 academic year. Any student interested in performing in one of these concerts, please contact Dave -Arthur, Chairman of the Music Commit- tee, through the Music Secretary in Annex 1. ENGINEEJtS DID IT AGAIN

Due to the work term, the chamber orchestra was so drastically diminished that it is now unable to fill all sections equally and rehearsals have therefore been cancelled. Please come back soon ! ! !

GLEE CLUB The Glee Club is still in need of singers for the performance of Schubert’s

Mass. There is a record of this Mass now available in the Students’ Council Record Collection. The next rehearsal of the Glee Club will take place Febru- ary 16th at 7:30 p.m. in the Theatre Workshop.

Composer-trumpet virtuoso Don Ellis is a participating resident at the new Center for the Creative and Performing Arts at the State University of ’ New York in Buff alo.

The purpose of this resident program, which is subsidized by a Rockefeller Grant, is “to give talented young musicians the leisure and freedom to study and perform in an atmosphere free from commercial pressures.”

MORE LISTENING SUGGESTIONS FROM THE RECORD COLLECTION HOUSED IN ANNEX 1.

Sibelius CONCERTO IN D MINOR, OP. 47, with Jascha Heifetz, violin- ist, and Walter Hendl conducting the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. Respighi, PINES OF ROME and FOUNTAINS OF ROME, .with Fritz Reiner conducting the Chicago Symphony Orchestra. Dimitri Shostakovitch, SYMPHONY NO. 11 “1905,” Andre Cluytens conducting the Orchestre National de la Radio-diffusion Francaise.

In ‘response to the sellouts for the Friday and Saturday performances of FASS Nite, the producers of the show have decided to give those who could not obtain tickets a chance to see the performance. A special MATINEE PER- FORMANCE of FASS will take place on Saturday, February 13 at 2:03 p.m. in the Theatre of the Arts. Tickets may be obtained from the Theatre Box Office and are sixty-nine cents. Only a limited number of tickets are available and, at last report, were selling as quickly as those for the evening perform- antes .

I by Wayne Tymm When tbe Queen was signing the flag proclamation, she

said she liked our new flag very much, then added in a rather mischieveous aside behind her hand, (to Prime Minister Pear- son) “What happened to your own design?”

Scott Young in the Toronto Globe and Mail * * **

An ugly menace has reared its head over\ several cam-’ puses across the country and has descended on at least one, leaving many students feeling rather empty-handed. The menace? Tuition fee increases. University of Waterloo students have already received grim notice of the increased price they will pay; other students can cross their fingers and hope they will be spared these increased costs of living and learning. Some are preparing to do more than leave it to luck, however.

At the Universities of Manitoba, and Western Ontario, where the possibility of a fee hike has .been known for some time, student leaders are organizing I an anything but quiet revolution in an attempt to ‘freeze the fees.’ The University of Manitoba students’ council presented a brief to the provincial government asking the legislature to pay increased university costs until. the students’ financial situation is determined. The council, faced with a $50 increase in fees, asked students to boycott classes February 1 in order to support the brief in a demonstration before the Manitoba legislature building. At Western two groups are planning opposition to proposed fee increases of $50 a year for the next four years. Boycotts are included in their plans. One group, the Student Action Move- ment, made up of members of the campus New Democratic Party, the Student Christian Movement, and the Student Union for Peace Action (ne CUCND), is preparing to run in the coming student council elections on a platform opposing fee increases. Present students’ council president John Grace has already told students that his council “is gravely concerned about the fee increase and will’ do everything to avert it.”

Meanwhile in the Maritimes, fee increases prophesied for Dalhousie University may be reflected on five other Eastern campuses next fall. The increase at Dalhousie, predicted’ to be $75.. has not officially been announced by the adm@istration

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but students’ council has already lodged protest against it. The other universities preparing to follow the path toward higher fees are Mount Allison, Acadia, St. Francis Xavier, University of New Brunswick, and King’s College. At each of these universities, the presidents felt that unless government aid to education is increased, rising fees are inevitable.

Which rather briefly sums up the fruitlessness of opposi- . tion by students.

At present, federal aid to universities comes in the form of grants to the general provincial budget. At least one .university president, Colin V. MacKay of UNB, ‘expressed his opinion that this policy should be changed to designate federal aid specifically for university use. \

* ‘* * ’ Fee increases are bad enough but when it comes to sup-

plying a university with necessary equipment, the federal government should be ready to offer a helping hand. We can hope it is not a sign of our country going to the dogs, but several Canadian universities constructing science , buildings ma,y be forced to equip them with American grants because.no capital grants are available in Canada for such use as equipment. /

Dr. D. V. Bates, assistant dean for graduate studies in research of the Faculty of Medicine at McGill University, said last month that the most pressing need of research in Canada is nearly $4,000,000 to equip new buildings at McGill,

* UBC, and UWO. Although the universities raised almost all the money required to construct the new science buildings, the Canadian government has refused to equip them, saying that “no mechanism exists for capital grants for equipment in Canada.

Dr. Bates said, that “the Canadian government has been worse served in its research advice’ in the last 6 or 7 years than any other Western government.” McGill University attracted Lord Rutherford, the great atomic physicist and probably the greatest researcher ever to work in this country, because it had the best equipped physics department in the world. Now

, Dr. Bates added, Canada is trying to compete with the United States for university teachers and yet has only empty depart-

ments to offer. Dr. Bates’ remarks were made to a meeting of ’ the Canadian Society of Clinical Investigators. Dr. W. A.

Cochrane of Dalhousie, the Society’s outgoing president, said s that the top 85 medical researchers in Canada receive half ’ I their support from the United States. The $6,900,000 in Cana- , dian Medical Research grants meets only 65% of applications,. Other aid is American.

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bonus’ of 10,000,000 birth control pills would be distributed at a low cost for Bairam, a three day festival. A time of feast- ing and revelry, Bairam follows the Moslem fast of Ramadan, a month long period of self-denial between sunrise and sunset. Which all goes to show that if you can’t beat them, join them.

*** It doesn’t seem right to criticise the Administration’s in-

tentions of changing the name of the University of Waterloo to Sir Winston Churchill University. For this great statesman’s name is an honoured one and students attending an institution bearing the name of Churchill should feel the honour.

And yet there was a second reason at the root of .this intention to change the title of the University - the name University of Waterloo is easily confused with that of Waterloo Lutheran.

Why? Because the University of Waterloo has not yet made a name for itself in Canada. To change our name now would be to admit an inability to create

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the U. of W. Under the name of Winsto Churchill, more people might know of our existence - but only as a title, not as a university. I

We deserve a place in the sun, but that comes only with age and accomplishment. This won’t be ours any more quickly * if the University’s name is changed.

If the University of Waterloo must become known as Winston Churchill University, let it be because Churchill was a man we revered, not because our name suddenly is in- appropriate. 7

It’s the university that makes the name, not the name .of the university.

Thursday, February l&1965 3

Letters TO CHANGE OR NOT TO CHANGE-THAT IS THE QUESTIO Continued from Page 2

Two Cents Farouk U. Dear Sir:

No doubt you will receive many letters on the subject of the proposed name change of our university, but nevertheless I feel I must add my two cents worth. This is the first time that I have written a letter to the school newspaper because this is the first time that anything has made me mad enough to do so. In short, I would like to say that I find the idea utterly revolting. Granted, Winston Churchill was a great man and deserves a fitting memorial but why make a tomb-

On the subject of the University name change. I would like to propose “Farouk U”. This holds all sorts of possibilities. The School mascot - a camel, replace the mortorboard with a fez. Our cheerleaders could do the dance of the seven veils (think of the gate at the stadium). The latest pile of earth (there’s always a load of soil being shifted on this campus) could easily be shaped up for our first py- ramid. Laurel Creek could be re- named Seuz. Those of us who passed on in the line of duty could be mum- mified. what a novel display for the Engineering Foyer.

The need for new buildings would be solved very simply. I’m sure any number of ex-King Farouk’s subjects would be delighted to donate the odd used tent.

name is so fitting now, it certainly was then. When then. did the officials of this university wait until Sir Win- ston passed on, to adopt his name? They are just following the example that the United States set with the death of I. F. Kennedy. Since this proposed name could not be adopted after five years of name searching, I say it should not be set up as an ideal name now. Must a great man die ’ before he is so fully recognized?

Harvey Ring, SC. II.

When Dr. Hagey announced the proposed name change last week he mentioned the standards of the two universities in Waterloo. This is what he said: “It is evident that the two institutions here have very different philosophies and very different standards of education. And as the years continue, the gap - particularly in standards - is likely to become greater.”

the minority. Perhaps if the name of Sir Winston Churchill is not suitable, a name like Conestoga U. or Mt. Pleasant University would be more to the liking of some.

I definitely feel a change is needed and the sooner it comes about the better for all concerned, except maybe Waterloo University College.

Yours truly, A. E. J. Brychta.

Studeats Strike Another Churchill ? Inspired, Timely

Sbys Villaume President Hagey’s choice of the

great name of Sir Winston Churchill is an inspired and timely selection. If the University of Waterloo were able to secure this honoured name before any other university in the Common- wealth, the university and this community would be most fortunate. However, I imagine that many better known universities are already com- municating with the Churchill family, seeking the privilege of honouring Sir Winston.

Winnipeg (CUP)-Students at the University of Manitoba went on strike Monday in an attempt to fore- stall a proposed fee hike. “Freeze the fees” was the cry as students boycot- ted classes and demonstrated in front of the Legislative Buildings here.

Dear Sir:

There is a Churchill River, a Town of Churchill, a Fort Churchill, and several schools. Yet this is only the beginning. Hamilton River in Labra- dor is being considered for another Churchill namesake. Is this institution going to follow the trend?

stone out of this university?

To have Sir Winston Churchill Uni- versity located in Waterloo would re- ity, far-sighted vision, and deep concern for future excellence that would quire a demonstration of campus un- enable it to be selected by the family as the university that could truly honour the statesman of the century. It remains to be seen whether the Uni- versity of Waterloo is capable of responding with any degree of unity and common purpose to the high as- pirations of its administration.

We rejoice in the progress of the new university at Waterloo and hope it will be able to rise to the heights its president envisages.

“William J. Villaume” President, Waterloo Lutheran University.

When I started at this university almost five years ago I was proud of

\ the fact that it was modern, had no traditions and had no ivy-league walls. I was proud of the fact that I was going to be able to take part in building a tradition - not just accept

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’ before. To me the name University of Waterloo conveys a sense of new- ness, uniqueness and even rebellion- its like no other university.

Students’ Council proxy Richard Good called for what he termed “strong action”; verbal protests, he claimed, had proven ineffective.

Salam Aleikum.

From an Outsider \

I don’t think one should rename himself after a great leader, just to call attention to himself - especially a university. To become famous the university should accomplish something that the people in it can truly say they’ve done themselves.

Can’t we as Canadians in a fully Canadian university adopt an appropriate Canadian name? We agree - Sir Winston was a great statesman, and we will always remember him. But consider Dr. Banting, or Sir. Wilfred Laurier? There are also men like Thomas Edison, Mackenzie King, Louis St. Laurent or even General Wolfe. --

Council acted in response to a proposed $50 increase, announced last November by United College Presi- dent Dr. W. C. Lockhart. They are asking the Government to cover the increased operating expenses of the university.

Dear Sir:

In the meantime, student elections at the University of Western Ontario could lead to similar action there later this month.

Call it Winston Churchill and you destroy all that.

The University of Waterloo has earned an enviable reputation. Let’s not be too hasty; let’s choose a Cana- dian name!

Cyril Zister, III Eng. Tony Raniowski. III Eng.

And if it is great, then they know it is theirs.

One argument put forward by the “Pro’s” is that changing the name will end the confusion that arises from the similarity in names of Waterloo’s two universities. W-hat confusion? I suppose there are a lot of people who don’t realize that the University of Waterloo and Waterloo Lutheran University are not the same thing. I’ve run into them myself, but I must say their whole world doesn’t collapse when I tell them the difference. Once this ignorance of faces is cleared up

Two protest groups at that university are discussing boycotts as a mean to block proposed fee increases of $50 a year for the next four years recently projected by Dr. G. E. Hall, president of the university.

Peter Kirk, Grade 7 Queensmount Senior School

From a Proud Student Here’s an Idea ! Dear Sir: Dear Sir: At Manitoba, a “fight the fee” com-

mittee, established by the council executive to plan the strike, distributed petitions on campus during a demonstration stating the fundamen- tals of the executive’s stand.

I read with great displeasure an announcement that consideration is being give to a proposed change in our university’s name.

good. Undoubtedly, a rash of emo-

I have been an admirer of the late Sir Winston Churchill for a number of years, but I am definitely not in favour of changing the “University of Waterloo” to the “Sir Winston Churchill University.” For years, the U. of W. has been known as the university that was different and to the

When I first heard a rumour that the University of Waterloo may become Sir Winston Churchill Univer- sity, I laughed it off as someone’s idea of a poor joke. When I learned that university officials were actually considering such a change, I no longer laughed.

All relevant student organizations were requested by the committee to lend support to the protest. The faculty of the university was asked not to impose sanctions on students who did not attend classes.

- there’s no confusion. Also I very much doubt that this’ so called “confusion” is going to prove detrimental

the name of our university. There

Let Sir Winston be honoured with mighty mountains, streets, hospitals, etc. named after him. Don’t change to our future enrolment.

One thing that I would like to know is, who’s going to pay for all the name changing on stationery, signs, machines and textbooks, etc.. etc. At a time when our tuition level is dependent on the magnitude of a government grant I don’t believe we should be throwing away vast amounts of money on anything as foolish as changing our name. Besides, the next public or high school to be built in Waterloo will be named Winston Churchill anyway.

must be half a dozen high schools bearing his name right now, and it looks like Kitchener is going to have a Sir Winston Churchill School of its own. Meaning no disrespect to the name of Sir Winston, but, I personally do not at all like the proposed name. The University of Waterloo has, in a few short years, grown into a university which is recognized as one of the finest. The praises which have come to this institution have come to the UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO. It’s with pride that I walk around with UNIVERSITY OF WATERLOO spelled out in bright black and gold

tionalism will sweep the country changing names of cities, towns, streets, and schools to honour the memory of Churchill; but I do not think we should jump on “the band wagon.”

I am proud to be a student of the University of Waterloo and would rather have the name remain that way.

Wayne S. Brock, Mech. Eng.

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The last thing I have to say is: if we have to change our name why does it have to be someone who isn’t even a Canadian? Why can’t we wait until some Canadian comes along who changes the course of the world?

’ I don’t propose to accept the names of Pearson or Dieefnbaker either - thats just as distasteful.

letters on the back of my jacket. I Dear Sir: do not want to see the name changed. Insofar as the school down the

It might be a better idea to propose that W.L.U. change its name to Mar- tin, Luther University. That would equally well eliminate the problems of a similarity in name which seems to be the only sound reason for changing the name at all.

street would be forever sharing the glories that this university will collect in future years,, I am in favor of chaging the name of our institution while it is still economically feasible. Although there are a few people outside the universities who don’t know the difference, they are definitely in

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U niversity From the K-W Record

How do the libraries at Waterloo’s two universities compare to minimum library standards set down by the Can- adian Association of College and University Libraries?

Both are well below the minimum requirements and struggling desper- ately to catch up.

Other Canadian universities are also in identical positions and as yet there is not one really strong research library at any university in Canada.

The association sets 100,000 volumes as a minimum for undergraduate students and 10 per cent of a university’s operating expenditure as a minimum for libraries. Universities offering graduate studies should have considerably more than 100,000 volumes and new universities need far more than 10 per cent of the university’s operating budget for libraries, the association says.

At the University of Waterloo, where quite a few graduate programs are being offered, there are just 100,000 volumes in the library. Though the library’s operating budget has more than doubled in the past two years, it was only 6.8 per cent of the library’s total operating budget in 1963-64.

In 1962-63 the library budget was $182,324 and this represented 7.6 per cent of the university’s operating budget. A year later the library expendi- tures were $276,600 but the percentage was only 6.8.

This year the library will spend $4 13,000 but no percentage figures are available since the total operating budget is not known. But it is expected to be under the recommended 10 per cent minimum.

The library expenditure per student works out to $123.88, much lower than the $163.23 per student in 1960- 61 when the library budget was only $132,045.

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Its library during 1962-63 was only $48.76, down considerably from the $80 per student in 1960-61.

In 1962-63 the library budget was 6.5 per cent of the university’s total operating budget. This has dropped from the 9.9 per cent in 1960-61.

The WLU library; which has doubled in size since 1960. contains about 60,000 volumes. Again this is far below the minimum of 100,000 volumes as set by the libraries’ association.

However, despite the apparent poor state of libraries at both institutions, officials are confident that the situation will improve.

tors and there is hope that libraries

Rev. Erich Schultz, WLU librarian, said in the last few years there has been a “great awakening” on the needs of university libararies. The problems have now been brought to the attention of university adminsitra-

will fare better in the future. Mrs. Doris E. Lewis, U of W lib-

rarian, also feels that the public and the universities themselves are becoming more conscious of the need for better libraries.

“There is no longer the lethargy that existed. The academic world is now stirring to needs.”

Mrs. Lewis, who helped write the brief to the Bladen commission, feels university libraries still face many problems, including the increasing costs of books.

She said Canadian universities never had a chance to catch up with the initial lag before the enrolment boom struck. The problem has now been magnified by the increasingly large number of students knocking at the doors of universities.

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Bio-Psych Course This Fall

A four year honours programme in biology and psychology will be introduced at the University of Water- loo this fall. The new course will be one of the most demanding programmes offered by the university’s faculty of science. Graduates will receive a Bachelor of Science degree.

According to Dr. H. B. N. Hynes, chairman of the department of biology, the course is designed -to provide a thorough grounding in both subjects to students who wish to pur- sue graduate studies in the behavioral sceinces.

“Behavioural studies are of interest to both biologists and psychologists,” said Dr. Hynes. “A solid foundation in both fields is essential for effective research.”

Dr. Hynes stressed that, “this will be a tough course and we don’t expect too many students to enrol in it.”

Course content emphasizes zoology and experimental psychology. Other subjects include organic chemistry, biochemistry, mathematics, statistics and a foreign language (German or

Shakespeare Exhibit in Gallery

An exhibition of “Shakespeariana”, sponsored by the Library of the Uni- versity of’ Waterloo, will be shown in the Gallery of the Theatre of the Arts, February 17 to March 5, 1965. Scenes of Shakespeare’s life and death, and of typical performances of his plays in his own time and in the eighteenth century, will be displayed together with explanatory captions.

Shakespeare buffs will find here both the familiar and the unfamiliar: scenes of Stratford-upon-Avon include Shakespeare’s birthplace and the new Royal Shakespeare Theatre. Models of Elizabethan stages will be accompanied by pictures of eighteenth century actors. Theatre-goers familiar with modern interpretations of shakespeare as performed at Stratford, On- tario, will be interested in the varying interpretations of the Restoration and Eighteenth Century theatre.

The Theatre of the Arts is based upon the Stratford “apron” stage, itself a modern adaptation of the original Elizabethan stages for which Shakespeare wrote his plays. Visitors to the Gallery of the Theatre of the Arts will be able to compare the modern stage with the photographs of the original.

The Gallery of the Theatre of the Arts will present its next exhibition, the always-controversial annual “Can- adian Art Today”, beginning March 10, 1965.

Russian). First year students will enrol in a restricted general science program and proceed to the biology and psychology major in their second year.

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U. of W. M. Phil. Degree To Increase U Teachers

The Senate of the University of Waterloo has approved the offering of graduate programmes leading to a Master of Philosophy (M.Phil.) degree. The M.Phil. degree is an intermediate degree indicating that a student has taken graduate courses comparable to those included in a Doctor of Philosophy programme but that he has not carried out as extensive a research project as required for the Ph.D. degree.

According to Professor R. G, Stanton, Dean of Graduate Studies at the University of Waterloo, M.Phil. programmes will be offered this fall by the departments of German, His tory, Mathematics, and Philosophy.

“In offering M.Phil. programmes, we are concerned primarily with the need to train more university teachers,” said Dean Stanton. “Our rapid- ly growing university enrolments and the proposals to establish community colleges to serve future high school graduates, indicate that we will soon need three times the present number of university teachers.”

Dean Stanton commented that the M.Phil. degree is also designed to rectify an imbalance between doctoral programmes in the arts and sciences.

“In many of the’ arts and humani- ties it is becoming more and more difficult for doctoral candidates to find original research projects” he said. “As a result, it is not uncommon for a graduate student to take up to eight years to complete his disserta- tion. Ph.D. students in the sciences usually complete both their course work and their research thesis within three or four years.

quires a less involved thesis, will provide recognition for the comprehen- sive studies the candidate has undertaken and our programmes will be reasonably flexible so that graduates, in later years, may conduct research studies leading to a Ph.D. degree ifI they so desire.”

Applicants for M.Phil programmes at the University of Waterloo must possess either an honour Bachelor’s degree or the equivalent, or a Mas- ter’s degree or its equivalent. It is expected that most candidates, enter- ing from the undergraduate level will complete the programme in two years. For Master’s graduates, the M.Phil. programmes will take a minimum of one additional year.

An lntermediate degree programme has been under investigation at the University of Waterloo for the past three years. Recently, several universities in the United Kingdom and Eu- rope have introduced similar programmes. Last year, the University of Toronto introduced a Master of Philosophy programme in its Facul- ty of Arts.

The University of Waterloo is also restricting its M.Phil. courses to graduate programmes offered through

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Women’s S by Hazel Rawls

Women’s Sports Editor The standings for the women’s

basketball tournament held on Janu- ary 22 and 23 at U. of W. were as follows: 1. U. of W., with four wins and no

losses; 2. MacMaster, with three wins; 3. W.L.U., with two wins; 4. Windsor, with one win; 5. Guelph, with no wins.

The U. of W. team will play host to Ryerson on February 18, at 8:00 p.m. The following day the team travels to Montreal for a tournament to be held at Sir George William University on February 20. Compet- ing teams, besides the host University and U. of W. will be Carleton and probably McGill.

Don’t forget the fund-raising Dance to be held after the U. of W. - McGill b o y ’ s basketball game Friday, February 12. The proceeds will aid our girl’s team on their trip to Montreal.

by Hazel Rawls Inquiries have been pouring into

Seagram stadium as to who the ‘Ban- anas’ are. A word of explanation to the non-spectators.

This year is the first year that the women’s basketball team has not been allowed the privilege of wearing uniforms. Previously, the teams have always worn the men’s old practice shirts with the large arm holes. The comments about the shirts became unbearable, as did the shirts themselves.

In their new gold uniforms with the big black buttons down the side, the U. of W. team ran proudly out onto the floor at their first tournament of the year in November. After the first few minutes of the warm up, there echoed around the gym the comment “Look at the bunch of Ban- anas!” The team liked the novelty of the name and so took it up themselves. From then on each member of the team hailed her fellow team- mate “Hey Banana!” whenever and wherever,,she happened to be.

The next step was to compose an appropriate cheer. That wasn’t too difficult. A few games later, in the pre-game huddle, the team was heard to yell “Yeh Bananas, lets peel ‘em!”

The team’s reputation as a comedy team with talent has, apparently, gone far and wide. Every now and again the team’s coach, Ruth Hodgkinson. is approached by old friends who ask her if she really coaches a bunch of Bananas who can actually play basketball, and win.

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First CIass Honours Anderson, TW, Rexdale, Ont. Braks, JG, Toronto, Ont. Carr, KL, Sheuden, Ont. Hicks, HEE, Ridgeville, Ont,. McDonald, AM, kgincourt, ;bnt. Parker, DW, Port Credit. Ont. Spagndlo, DA, Timmins, - Ont . Walker, RK, Downsview, Ont. Wilson, VE, Weston, Ont. Second Class Honours Clarke, PJ, Waterloo, Ont. Cove&y, FJ, Hastings, Ont. Marcinkow, FG, Fort William, Ont. Marshall, AD, Port Credit, 0% McLeod, RS, Prairie Village, Kan. Recchia, JC, ‘Kitchener, Ont. Redman, RL, Toronto,- Ont. Rhodev; WG, Kitchener. Ont.’ Tricker; FW,* Dresden, Grit. Third Class Honours *Chute, RW, Oshawa, Oat.

*Stephens, AO, Pointe Claire, Que. (Math 22) ’

Stephens, JM, Goderich, Ont. *Watt, TW, Waterloo, Ont. (G,E. 41) Passed Aegrotat Dolman, DW, Downsview, Ont. 2A ELECTRICAL / First Class Honours Busch, DJ, Guelph, Ont. Christensen, J, Guelph, ,Ont. Colavecchia, A, ‘Thorold, Ont. Etchells, AM, Oshawa, Ont. ~ McKenzie, PJ, Wiiidsor, Ont. Pantry, DH, Malton, dnt. *Pollard,, DL, Norwich, Ont. (G.E. 4 1) Poulton, RJ, Rexdale, Ont. Weigel, SP, Kitchener, Ont. . Second Class Honours Birkett, BA, Brantford, Ont. I Byerlay, PE, Alliston, Ont. Caskey, MD, Waterloo, Ont. Cavanagh, RB, New Hamburg, Ont.’ Cowdy, WD, Midland, Ont. Dyck, DL, Chilliwack, B.C. . *Gold, MS, Fergus, pnt. (G.E. 41) \

‘Mahon, PF, Keswick, Ont. Martin, RM, Chatham, Ont. Moldon, AJ, Toronto, Ont. Mollenkamp, GE, Azilda, Ont. - Pauli, JM, Kitchener. Ont.

*Hanel, GH,* Brampton’, Ont. (Math 22, G.E. 41)

*Lincoln, DG; Trenton, Ont. - (Math 22)

*McArthur, SA, St. Catharines, Ont. (G.E. 11)

*Novlan, KG, ‘Islington, Ont. (Math 22, G.E. 42)

*Ouellette, MA, Woodstock, Ont. (E.E. 12)

(Chem. Eng. II) *Garber, G, .Toronto, Ont. ’

(Chem. 26, G.E. 41) Groch, F, Petrolia; Ont. *Currie, RJ, Sarnia, Ont. (Chem. 26) Grosse, _ GA, Islington, Ont. . Hav. DJ, Niagara Falls. Ont.

*Putnins, I, *Lindsay, Ont. (G.E. 41) Russell, RS, Toronto. Ont. *Schreindorfer, MF, ‘Niagara on the

-Lake (G.E. 41) Smith, TE, Niagara on the Lake Watson, HW, T;enton, Ont. ’ Weldon, IHK. Midland. Ont. Passed kegroiat ’ Gourley, RB, Trois Rivieres, Que. 2B CHEMICAL First Class, Honours Christlmeier, F, Cornwall, Ont . Second Class Honours Laughton, DK, Islington, Ont. Third Class Honours Crossland, AH,. Prescott, Ont . Fischer, TC, Sarnia, Ont. Ford, BJ, Addison, Ont.

. Dief , Assqlted by. -Students ’ ’ \ Jordan, PG, Carrying Place, Ont. *Laine, OA, Hamilton, Ont.

(Math 22) *Neville, DJ, Goderich, Ont.

Petersen, R, Swastika, Ont. Pietrobon, RA, Niagara Falls, Ont. Shaver, DM, Toronto, Ont. Second Class Honours,

. (Chem. 22, Chem. 26, E.E. 12) *Olson, TA; Wallaceburg,

Shlapak, FA, Ville St. Michel, Que. Ont.

‘(G.E. 41) Stueck, PA, Kitchener, Ont.

. Baivio, MM, Port Arthur, Ont. \’

Tenthorey, SM, L’Amable, Ont. Third Class Honours

*Walsh. JP, Hamilton, Ont. (Chem. Eng. 11)

Passed -Aegrotat Jarvis, NR, Paris, Ont. 2A CIVIL First Class Honours a Depooter, K, Port Lambton, Ont. Myatt, JF, Owen Sound, Ont. Ternan, MS, Arthur Ont. Veldhuizen, H, Lowbanks, Ont. ’ Second Class Honours Halbert, BE, Alliston, Ont. Haycock, DH, Waterloo, Ont. .

Bisch, LJ, Kitchener, Ont. *Booth, JD, London, Ont;

(E.E. 12, G.E. 42) _

*Coates, RF, Niagara Falls, Ont. (G.E. 41)

*Fitter, TW, Kitchener, Ont.. (G.E. 41) *Lauber, WR, Wallaceburg. Ont. i

(G.E. 41) *.Lee, WR, Toronto, Ont. (G.E. 41)

’ *Lehman, GW, Islington, Ont. (G.E. 42)

*Letourneau, GA, St. Hilaire, Que. (Math 22) ’ ,

Lavender, AR, Brampton, Ont. , *Mason, JR, Willowdale, Ont. ’ McBeth, RA, Salford, Ont. (G.E. 41, G.E. 42) Moffat, .WJ, Toronto, Ont. Metcalf, RW, Brigden, Ont. *Parry, TE, Washago, Ont. (G.E. 32) Rae, DW, Waterloo, Ont.

*MurrryE T2$, La Salle, Que.

Siddall, WCK, Toronto, Ont. ~ Wilson, KH, Delhi, Ont.

*Perlock, ‘JW, Guelph, Ont. (Math 22) *Ritz, GA, Kitchener, Ont. (Math 22)

(The Sheaf) In one of the most at: will be taken Against the culprits when rocious breaches of good taste ever to they are apprehended. be recorded in the history of the Uni- Mr. Diefenbaker himself has re- versity of \ Saskatchewan, Mr. John Diefenbaker, leader’ of the Conserva-

frained from making any comment on the incident but in the words of ,

tive opposition and former Prime Sheaf Editor Henderson it is “shock- Minister of Canada from- 1957 to ing, disgraceful, unbelieveable (sic).” 1963 was forcefully held and forced So far there have been no clues into a locker in the basement of Con- leading to the capture of the culprits *Schell, CP, Niagara Falls, Ont.

(Math 3 1, Chem. Ens;. 12) vocation, Hall. and local authorities claim it is an ‘ extremely ‘difficult ewe. ,

As yet, neither SRC President Wal- The incident occurred in 19 15 when’ ter Wawruck nor University President Mr. Diefenbaker was enrolled as a Sprinks have indicated, what steps student here. /

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First Class Honours s Robins, D, Thorold, Ont. Second Class Honours Bandoni, F, Kitchener, Ont. Blum, W, Brantford. Ont. Janse, JF, Bradford, Ont. McDowell RJ, Woodbridge, Ont. *Swain, WR. Preston, Ont. (E.E. 1.3) Wills, NG, Toronto, Ont. Third Class Honours *Flemington, RA, St. Catharines, Ont.

(Math 3 1) *Donnelly, ME. Port hur, Ont. .

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Spanakos, C, Toronto, Ont. . - “Vanderzanden, AM, Branchton, Ont.

2A ~%&!&IC~ ’ Chafee, DS, Embro, Ont. Foster, AW, Iroquois, Ont. Gordon, DH, Fingal, Ont. Lai, KT, Malaysia Luti, FM, Kenya Savage, GJ, Beamsville, - Ont. Seaborn, DW, Brampton, Ont. , Second Class Honours Book, JR, Hamilton, Ont. *Bryce, PE, Willowdale, Ont.

(G.E. 41) Bradley, RL, Scarborough, Ont. Brant, TD, Niagara Falls, Ont. Bruce, JW, Welland, Ont. Calder, TG, Ancaster, Ont. De Montmorency, DG, Brantford *Drake, SG, Ville La Salle, Que.

(Math 22) *Eby, TWF, Kitchener, Ont.

*Apon, ‘A, Toronto,. Ont. (Math 22) Carter, KC, Toronto, Ont. *Clyde, TJ, Weston, Ont. (E.E. 12) *Connell.y, SJA, Goderich, Ont.

(E.E. 12, G.E. 42) *Di Giacomo, A, Niagara Falls, Ont.

(G.E. 42) Domonev, RD. Scarborough, Ont. Dunn, RA, Cdlgan, Ont.- - ’ Flinn, DWR’. Toronto. Ont. *Gardner, WD, Peterborough, Ont.

’ ’ (G.E. 42) *Harding, LR, Kitchener, Ont.

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(G.E. 41, G.E. 42) *McKenna, GJ; Tottenham, Ont.

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Class of 66 Beer drinking championship team. Left to Right:,Jim Stewart. Gunnar Heissler, Bill Harding, Richard Stadulski, Harry Poole, Pete Boc A.m.. h

Wtifriors Swamp Redthen Very ,few of the’ Warrior’s usual

starting lineup were dressed for the contest against the University of Guelph last Saturday night. Watching the game from the stands were Tom Henderson, Ed Petryshyn, Dick Ald- ridge,. Bob Pando, and Chet Ciupa.

Never-the-less, from the first jump it was obvious that the Warriors were the superior team. Throughout the game the Warriors increased their lead to the final 29 point difference. The game was an opportunity for coach Dan. Pugliese to look over some of his prospects for next year. High scorers. for the Warriors and best prospects were Jack Tallon- with 25, Gary Cuff with ,22, and Walt Fin- den with 11 points.

- ,J Protest %T,o Approximately 1 100 to 150 fans

joined the Warriors on their trip to ‘Toronto last Friday and were treated to a very fast and excellent first half. At one point the Warriors were ahead .by fifteen points but lost part of. the lead to end at ’ half time winning 54-,47. d

With the start of the second half the Toronto Blues put on a drive and managed to tie the game up with 12 minutes to go. The Warriors settled’ down and moved ahead byafive points again, and then the trouble began. From that point on it became a referee’s game. With about a minute left the Warriors were behind fo’ur , /points and it was obvious ‘the game was out of reach, for more than one reason. A disgusted Warrior team took some deliberate penalties in or- ’

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der to stop the clock but never-the- less ended up losing by a nine point margin.

A letter has gone out to the O.Q.- A.A. Toronto, . Board‘ protesting the game. ‘The reason being that poor officiating had entirely disrupted the game. Dan Pugliese has further stated that the Warriors will not play in Toronto again if the same referee, Harold Bocknek -is refereeing the game. ’ 1 ’

Ed Petryshyn was top scorer in the game netting 35 points for the War- riors. Dave West of Toronto was close behind with 32. Other scorers / for the Warriors were Chet Ciupa, Tom Henderson and Bob Pando each with 13 points, Dick Aldridge with 9, Ed Ochiena and Don Demko with 4 each, and Gary CufI with 1.

Western Eng. Resblts Con-t’d Tripp, B, Cobourg, Ont. *

Weerheim, AJ, Breslau, Ont. Wilke, WA, Eganville, Ont. Third Class Honours Akadri, A, Nigeria1 Archer, RB, Elmvale, Ont. Earner, DL, Northfield Station, Ont. Gorman, C, Toronto, Ont. Hall, RB, Owen Sound, Ont. *Rahmer; TS, Toronto, Ont.

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Debating Tournament * On the weekend of January 29-30, the University sent a two-man team to the Annual Debating tournament at Western, held in conjunction with their Winter Carnival. The Waterloo team, consisting of Doug Weir and Craig Parkes, placed 9th out of the

’ 20 teams present, winning 2 out of 3 debates. Sir George Williams, one of 4 teams which won all three of their debates, was the only university to defeat ours. Saturday night all de-’ bators were given free tickets , to the Brothers Four, who provided the University’s ’ entertainment. The programme provided a very enjoyable finish to an excellent weekend.

Franks, RA, Scarborough, Ont. *Harris, GE, Alliston, Ont. (Math 3 1) Hasen, JA, Toronto, Ont: *Steedman, AR, Orillia, Ont.

(G.E. 12) 2B MECHANICAL First Class Honours ’ Cecco, VS, Thorold, Ont. Holmes, FW, Kitchener, Ont. L Se&d Class Honours Ingalls, DL, ’ Markham, Ont. Martin, BW, Kitchener, Ont. Mitchell, RJ, Toronto, Ont. Robinson, CA, Orillia, Ont. Sale, ‘HJ, Woodbridge, Ont. *Schembri, P, Toronto, Ont. ,(G.E. 12) Umeh, -DU, Nigeria Third Class Honours . Adamcryck, JJ, Fonthill, Qnt. j Brock, WS; Sarnia, Ont. *Franklin, ER, Caledon East, On+

(Math 3 1) *Me&er, HG; Niagara Falls, Ont.

(G.E. 12) 2~ ELECTRICAL kirst Class Honours

’ \ Joyce, DW, Waterloo, Ont. Second Class Honours Altmann, M, Waterloo, Ont. Anderson. RT, Stratford, ‘Ont. Barlow, FD, Earlton, Ont. Clayton, PB, Port Hope, Ont. Ewart, TG, Scarborough, Ont. Hodge. JK, Queensville, Ont. Hoffman, D, Heidelberg MacKay, RN, Toronto, Qnt. McGrath, VG, Thomasburg, Ont. McKennitt,\ DH, Holland Centre Third ‘Class Honours Carew, EC, Waterloo, Ont. Foster, RC, Streetsville, Ont. Feeney, M, Toronto, Ont. Jacobs, JF, Streetsville, Ont.

Scuccato, SL, Trenton, Ont. Skopitz, MA, Downsview, Ont. Van Leeuwen, R, Orillia, Ont. 3B MECHANICAL First Clask Honours - Fehrenbach, PJ, Kitchener, Ont. Knight, PD, Port Hope, ‘Ont. McMichael, WR, Preston, Ont. Odlozinski, G, Galt, Ont. Secorid Class Honours

‘Austin, DR, Simcoe, Ont. Dawson, HD, Glanworth, Ont. Ferry, PS,. Montreal W., Que. , Frost, JA, Waterloo, Ont. Graham, MA, Owen Sound, Ont. * Guest, PJ, Melbourne, Australia Larocci, A, Brantfordj Ont. Keats, K, Brantford, Ont. Nelles, RE, Scarborough, Ont. *Putnms, J, Lindsay, Ont. (Math 41) Stirrat, JC, Scarborough, Ont. Stuchberry, FC, Sarnia, Ont. *Thorne, MG, Port Credit. Ont.

L lWafriors Lose To’ .FIying l.Bbes / ) by ‘Terry Jones

University of Toronto Blues movkd further ahead of the hockey league in the Ontario Quebec Intercollegiate Athletic Associati’on Wednesday night as they dumped the University of Waterloo Warriors 7 - 1. Steve Montieth also- increased his league leading points. and at the same time moved into the record books.

The line of Ward Passi, Hank and Steve Montieth did a major wrecking job on the Warrior hockey team. Between them they totalled 13 points based on 5 ’ goals and 8 assists. This high-flying’ line opened the scoring in the first period as Hank Montieth banged home Ward Passi’s rebound. Passi added the second blue goal near the end of the first period as he finished off a passing play from the two Montieths. ’ i .

In a rather disastrous second, period - for the Waterloo Warriors - the Toronto team knocked home four more goals. The only bright spot for Warrior fans occurred when Tom Love knocked in Jerry Lawless’s rebound when Toronto had the advantage. The Toronto scorers were Grant Moore, Ward, Passi with I his second, Hank ‘Monkieth with his second, and Gord Cunningham.

he third period was a wide open 1 an’ rough period of hockey, neither

team being able to dent the opposition’s armour. As the game approached its closirig minutes there appeared little chance that Steve Montieth was going to get that big goal that he had been seeking for two nights.

‘However an erratic pass by a War- ’ rior bounced off a skate and onto

Montieths stick. ’ He made no mis- take as he fired the puck past Casey Sodden in the Warrior net. y

j ‘lntramuial Hockey by Russ Coltins

It seems obvious that intramural hockey is one of the University’s most closely guarded secrets. It continues, however, to stagger along every Thursday night despite the violent apathy on the part of non-supporting factions. Oh well, student apathy is such an overworked theme, isn’t it? But material faileth in quantity (not to mention quality), -even though this driwel must fill it’s ’ ‘alotted space

-each week. Perhaps next week there will be a nice fight to write about. Somebody might jam the switch of the siren to “On,” and I’ll be able to write a stirring, apology to the Water- loo Fire Department. $Harold Diet- rich might get hit on the head with a horseshoe. Pigs might fly . . . .

This is to give Tony Thompson the thrill of seeing his name in print.

i Did you hear the one about . . . Forget it. 5 Arts beat St. Jerome’s 7-3 and

Conrad Grebel took Renison 3- 1. Any rumours to the contrary are ’

false. These are the results of last Thursday’s games and are accurate and up-to-date in every detail. -Who cares? .

Immonen, MS. ’ Fonthill, Ont. Johnston,- MC; Toronto, Ont. Slocki, BM, Beamsville, Ont. Treffers, JG, Kitchener, Ont.

I White, LA, Kitchener, Ont. Second Class Honours Barrett, BP, ‘Toronto, Ont. Church, JR, Kitchener, Ont. Daigle, CV, Iron Bridge, Ont. \ Fung, G, Toronto, Ont. Huebert, Pi St. Catharines, Ont. Luft, WA,. Waterloo,’ Ont. Muehle, GW. Cooksvlle, Ont.

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Vanderburg, W, Galt,;,Ont. Third Class Honours J *Bailley, DW, Burlington, Ont.

(Math 4 1) Boychuk’,, AH, Oshawa, Ont. *Craighead, DC, Stirling, Ont.

(Math 4 1) Gaunt, RN, Hagersville, Ont. Mayer, F,% Brantford, Ont. Tribe, RB, Clarkson, Ont. *Walsh TP, Stratford, Ont. (Math 41) Wilson, DH, Waterloo, Ont. 4A CHEMICAL First Class Honours ’ Ahlberg, DT, St. Catharines, Ont. Hea, GD, Kitchener. Ont. Lavend’er, WJ, Kitchener, Ont. Luyt, JD, Kitchener, Ont. Trebish, JR, Waterloo, Ont. Second Class Honours Cushing, WJ, Waterloo, Ont.

- Giessel, JK, Toronto, Ont. Grant, DC,- Glencoe,* Ont. Krafft, EH, Erin: Ont. ’ -

Ormerod, WR, Scarborough, Ont. j Rand, I, Bedford, Mass. * h Sabo, LJ, Niagara Falls, Ont. Schoenhoeffer, EG, Waterloo, Ont. . Steele. DW, Kitchener, Ont. Woernec, ER, Kitchener, Ont. Third Class Honours Duffy, RD, Cornwall, Ont! Gawtrey, RO, Toronto, Ont. Greig, JD, Brantford, Ont. Johnston, JA, Willowdale, Ont.

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Leinen, B, Pembroke, Ont. Louie, W, Toronto. Ont. *Marshall, D, Gamebridge, Ont.

I (Math 51, Elect Eng. 83) Mills; CA, London, Ont. - - / Newman, CP, Oshawa, Ont. *Silmberg, J, Toronto, Ont. (Math 56) 4A MECHANICAL Ankermann, ER, Shakespeare, Ont. Cunningham, JA, Camp Borden, Ont. Duncan, GA, Brantford, Ont. Fischer, RH, North .Bay, Ont. Glushkoff, RD, Kitchener, Ont. Kiemele, WC, Niagara Falls, Ont. Lehmann, JE, Kitchener, Ont. Lesniak, FF, St. Catharines, Ont. Maruscak, J, Glencoe, Ont. Moore, RJ, Toronto, Ont. ‘Patterson, MD, Toronto, Ont. Serveau, DV, Stevensville, Ont. Second Class Honours Ayranto, RO, Kormak CPR, Ont. Braine, DP, Niagara Falls, Ont. Cormode, WC, Etobicoke, Ont.

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3B CHEMICAL First Class Honours Borth, DM, Kitchener, Ont. I King, JA, Dunnville, Ont. Second Class Honours Parsons, CB, Weston, Ont. Third Cfass Honours Lafferty, HT, London, Ont. Maconachie, RP, Islington, Ont. Morphet, CL, Manitoulin Isld., Ont. 3B CIVIL

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First Class Honours \ . MacRae, KB, Kitchaner, Ont. Second Class Honours. ‘Dawson. SB, Dunnville, Ont. Keir, G, St. Catharines, Ont. Maguire, DW, London, Ont. Malinsky, GF, Elmira, Ont. Skinner, -JR, Exeter, Ont. Tindale, JW, Hamilton, Ont.

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Edwards,- D, St. Catharines, Ont. Fines, WG, Erin. Ont. Han&x, RW, &oksville, Ont. , Heidman, OR, Pembroke, Or+. Heywood, JA, Welland, Ont. , Jermyn, DR, ‘Exeter, Ont. Keunecke. KJ. Ilderton, Ont.

1 Montieth wasn’t stopping at a goal scoring record however. He also as-

1 sisted on 3 goals to set a league re- ’ cord of 42. points - most scored in

’ one season, The four points he pick- eh -up gave-him a career total of 129

I - also ,a record. The goal that he ‘scored brought his career total to 63 edging , out. <Pierre Raymond of Lava1

Little, . NJ, Petrol& Ont. 1 Mueller, A, Waterloo, Ont. Rourke, RF, Kitchener, Ont. 4A CIVIL ’ First Class Honours Jank, BE, Chesley, Ont. ’ MacDonald. DD. Waterloo. Ont.

Rouge et Or, who held the former record of 62. ,

The fans enjoyed a fast moving hockey game featuring tremendous stops by Casey Sodden in the War- rior net and got a chance to let off more steam with’ 10 seconds remain- ing. Two. fights broke out and as they did the Toronto bench emptied. It might be noted that ‘the Warrior

_ bench remained intact while one of

Tribe, RN, Waterloo, Qnt. Third Class Honours .

Mallon, ML, Prescott, Ont. Mollard, P, Parkhill, Ont. ’ Pearson, PM, Chatham, Ont. Pizak, D, Niagara Falls, Ont. Second Class Honours . Baker, RB, Lyn, Ont. Belyea, E, Waterloo, ‘Ont. ~ ’ Bianco, G, Thorold, Ont. Boelens, M, Waterloo, Ont. Boyd, PJ, Toronto, Ont. Culhane, NJ, Kirkland Lake, Ont. Fleischer, FC, Brantford, Ont. Goar, AR, Port Elgin, Ont. , Ham, TN, Don Mills, ,Ont. Hamilton, HMd Scarborough, Ont. Maudsley, WM, Waterloo, Ont. Robertson, JC, Waterloo, Ont. Stewart, DA, Guelph, Ont. Van Fleet, GL, Hamilton, Ont. Van Veldhuisen, RC, Waterloo, Ont. Wolnik, JM, Toronto, Ont. 4A ELECTRICAL First Class Honours Anderson, NE, Waterloo, Ont. Bender, JL, Listowel, Ont. Clarke, MD, Kitchener, Ont. Doyle, MS, Waterloo, Ont. Hartnett; JE, Dunnville, Ont.

Thursday, February 4 : Stone defeated Voldner 12-2

Connell ” Treloar 6-5 *Bender, DA, Kitchener, Ont. ,

(Math 51) - Koppens, W, Ajax, Ont. ’ *Sherwood, JC, Toronto (Math 51) Takahashi, TT, Chatham, Ont. Wilson, FE, Ingersoll, Ont. I 3B ELECTRICAL First Class Honours Attwood, D, Niagara Falls, Onti Clark, AJ, Uxbridge, Ont. Corlett, MS, Toronto, Ont. Dallaway, WD, Brantford, Ont. Hebner, RB, Midland, Ont. Second’\ Class Honours Blackstein, FP, Toronto, Ont. Dodson, RM, Guelph, Ont. Edgar, JS, Rock Island, Que. Grossman,, FW, Kitchener, Ont. Hamilton, JT, Auburn, Ont. Hersom, JH, Niagara-on-the-Lake,

Ont. Hundreiser, D, Delta, Ont. Isaacs, PJ, Burlington, Ont. Poon, CB, Hong Kong ’ . Rainey, GL, Grenville, Que.’ Stremlaw, AJ, St., Catharines, Ont.

Watkins ” Racicot 5-4 Hill 3, Dietrich by

default The intramural curling bonspiel was

held Sunday, February 7, at the K-W Granite Club. Twelve teams,. each playing three games, participated with the Renison team of Ralph Stone (skip), Dave Sterret, John Fraser and Greg Henkle winning, first place. The standings were as follows:-

unit skip WL Pts. 1. Renison Stone 3 0 28 2. Arts Schnarr 3 3. Science Purnis 2

0 27% 1 25%.

4. Science Scott 2 1 241% 5. Arts 6. St. Jerome’s

Hill 2 1 24 Mogan 2 1 231%

7. Renison Renwick 1 2 18 8. Conrad Grebel Kelly 1 2 17% 9. Engineering Fenton “1 2 15

10. Engineering Ackroyd 1 2 11X 11. St. Paul’s Britten 0 3 10% 12. St. Jerome’s Heacock 0 3 8% /

Koziak, WW, ’ Hamilton, Ont . Kubik, MJ, Soo, Ont. Malcolm, I JD, Galt, Ont. , Martin, EP, St. Catharines, -0nt. Morningstar, W, Welland, Ont. Norcross, RA, Port Credit, Ont. Phillips; FB, ‘Willowdale, Ont. Simanovskis, A, Toronto, Ont. j Thir’d Class Honours Catinia, VP, Bradford, Ont: Holohan,’ RD, Wiarton, Ont. I

Prescott, B, Kitchener, Ont.

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I Curling Results , I Tuesday. February 2

Purr& defeated Dietrich 7-3 Britten ” Seibert 6-4 Hill / ” Renwick ” Chase ”

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Theatre Comment by A. J. Brychta

So far this column has had 100% accuracy in its predictions. In other words, the prediction in last week’s column about FASS Nite tickets selling out came true. They came out on Thursday and were sold out by Fri- day noon. On Monday, it was decided to have a Matinee this Saturday and with great confidence I might say that if you don’t have your tickets by today, it is very bad. because this is absolutely the end, unless you know a friendly neighbourhood “scalper.” The crowd appeal of Carmen Ashley and Ed Penner was never so grossly underestimated.

Incidentally, the Matinee starts at 2:03 p.m. on Saturday and there will be two solid hours of humour, with Dr. Fryer and Mr. Addlington as Masters of Ceremony.

In the 1820’s, G. Buchner wrote a play about a common soldier, Woy- zeck, who murdered his unfaithful mistress. He was tried, condenmed, and executed despite responsible opinions that he was insane at the time of the murder.

Last Friday, the Toronto Workshop Productions under the direction of George Lascombe, ‘gave us their ver- sion of this play. It could be classed as an experimental type of production as indeed it was. As this columist missed the central theme, if there was one, it would’nt be quite fair to say that it was brought across effectively. However, the various sub-satires concerning blind doctors, priests, women easily swayed by baubles and compli- ments, and husky-type heromen were excellently portrayed.

The part of Woyzeck’s mistress, taken by Victoria Mitchell, was an excellent (though not flattering) port-

rayal of women in general. The army major (Larry Parkins) was another character easily understood, although at times his dialogue and pseudo voice recalled an Indian chief in a western movie.

Experimental contemporary plays are what we are leaving future genera- tions; and as many playwrights in the past have been misunderstood by their contemporary audiences, it is reasonable that not everyone understood all of this play. However, as I have expounded many times, a university (particularly this one) is the place for experimental, avant-garde, classical and, alas, Broadway type plays. If not at university where people are forever discovering, ex- perimenting, searching and criticizing, then where . . . ? i

Last Sunday, the University of Waterloo German Club put on their annual concert in cooperation with the Concordia Club Choir. The house was packed to the point of sitting in the aisles - thank heaven they were carpeted! It was a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon with songs, skits and solo recitals - all in German. Humour wasn’t lacking either and some of the lines were so funny that the actors themselves sniggered and all but laughted out at them. As it was a truly amateur production, it would be unfair to criticize the lack of organization, and I feel this might even have added to the delightfulness of the afternoon.

The Concordia Choir is indeed a good group and one felt a surge of vitality and pride in what. they were singing such as is seldom exhibited by amateur groups. The, afternoon was truly a welcome change and it was enjoyable to see some of the ethnic groups perform something from their Heimat.

Students -Arise, Travel!

A fantastic round trip to England by plane for $195.00, is headlining this year’s C.U.S: travel opportunities. This trip, which leaves Toronto, May 14 and returns August 3, is open to any full-time student, professor, and members of the immediate family. Some of the features are first class catering, including complimentary bar facilities, and a 44 lb. baggage allow- ance. Application forms may be obtained by leaving your name and address in Annex 1, or by contacting John Clarke 742-1524, or Vic Botari, St. Jerome’s. Additional information will be on the bulletin boards.

In addition to this bargain, C.U.S. is offering a large variety of other plans to see the world. The secretariat has made arrangements with Cana- dian Pacific Airlines for an excellent guided tour of Mexico which leaves June 4, and returns June 22. The itinerary includes visits to arch-aeol- gical sites, bullfights, silversmiths, museums, and cathedrals, with over- night accommodation in some of the country’s finest hotels.

The C.U.S. has made arrangements for students to obtain a sizable discount on the passage to and from Europe on the “Caste1 Felice.” Prices one-way are $142.00 to $220.00, de- pending on the sailing date. The ship leaves New York June 16, July 8, August 19, and September 8, and ar- rives at New York August 18 and September 7.

As well as these opportunities to travel at your own expense, there are various employment opportunities, through both local agencies and international groups. The U. of Windsor, which is organizing the chartered flight to England. has com- piled a list of employment agencies in 6 countries, primarily for those students who travel on that flight. The Israel Government Tourist Of- fice is offering a chance to work in the Kibbutz Work camp, along with an eight day tour of Israel, for the

cKegney Joins Chile W.U.S. SeriGw

by D. Stephens This summer Dr. J. C. McKegney

of the Modern Languages Dept. of the Arts Faculty will be one of the professors leading one of the six groups of students going to Chile, Dr. McKegney is well versed on Latin America affairs, as he is the first Canadian to have ‘earned his Ph.D. in Latin American studies.

Dr. McKegney predicts that the students attending the seminar will learn a great deal about Chile and her people. The students will be able to meet Chilean students and political figures. The group hopes to travel several thousand miles and cross the Atadama Desert, the driest desert in the world.

Dr. McKegney will act as advisor to the students, though it is expected that the number of problems will be relatively small as the visit will take place during the Chilean winter.

The students participating in the seminar have studied Latin America. They are expected to do a student project on a facet of Chilean society which interests them. Dr. McKegney’s

group will be studying Culture, Edu- cation, and Sociology. Subjects being studied by other groups are: elemen- tary education, influence of the government on universities, social status of the tenant farmer, etc. The students will have the opportunity to observe Chilean life. Dr. McKegney expects to find a little unpleasantry, but also hopes that the student will find the seminar exciting and intel- lectually stimulating.

Dr. r McKegney is concerned about the apathy of Canadians towards La- tin America, an area with a population of 150 million. This is reflected by the fact that Dr. McKegney had to go to the University of Washington to receive his Ph.D. Dr. McKegney hopes for an Institution of Latin Am- erica here in Waterloo but since it hasn’t been done before in Canada, as at U. of T., he has his doubts. Canadian Universities are doing more work in Hispanic studies. Dr. Mc- Kegney believes that Canadians can play an important role in Latin-Amer- ican affairs if they are willing to accept the responsibility and are prepared to play the role.

price of the Transportation to and from Israel. Other work camps and service opportunities include: Coor- dination Committee for International Voluntary Work Camps; Action, a work program concentrated in Vene- zuela; the Voluntary Service Assign- ments Program, which works through two year work assignments; Ecumeni- cal Voluntary Service; Internationale Jugendgemeinschaftsdienste; Interna- tional Ranger Camps; International Mennonite Voluntary Service; Jewish Agency for Israel; the Netherlands

Office for Foreign Student Relations; and Operations Crossroads Africa. In- formation for any or all of these work opportunities may be obtained by leaving your name and phone number in Annex 1 or by writing to the Canadian Union of Students, Travel Department, 1117 St. Cathe- rine Street, W.. Room 600, Montreal, Quebec.

Be sure to check the bulletin boards for posters and further information regarding these and other C.U.S, travel and work programs.

CHINA

Millions of Chinese students have spent the last weeks of summer preparing for a series of new tests of their “political reliability” before they can qualify for places in the country’s overcrowded universities. The text they are studying is published by Peking’s Ministry of Education and its title is “Regula- tions for entry into Institutions of Higher Learning,” a docu- ment which calls for a thorough examination of the political thinking of all university aspirants.

The alterior motive for instituting these tests may be China’s decision to intensify its national program of foreign language studies to meet the needs of its broadening role in international affairs. New specialized institutes have been opened and English has replaced Russian as the most widely taught foreign language. Typical of the new language institutes is the Tsinan English School. which opened September 5. It is dedi- cated to the training of teachers of English secondary schools and “translators with social consciousness.” Since many of the language students are being groomed for sensitive positions

that will expose them to foreign contacts they are given a heavy dose of Communist ideological indoctrination. The Peking School of Foreign languages, which opened September 6, provides instruction in English, Japanese, and Thai. It provides a three year course with most of its students drawn from Chin- ese returned from overseas. French and British nationals are being brought to Peking on contract to act as language teachers. Eighty Chinese students recently were sent to Paris to study French and others have been assigned to London.

* * * ENGLAND

The number of applications for places at Oxford Univer- sity last l year was so disappointing that a circular had to be sent to schools during the summer saying that there were still places to fill. The science subjects were particularly short of takers. Cambridge, with more than three candidates for each place and even more per place in the science subjects, came out better than Oxford but in the case of neither university was there much confirmation of the popular view that Oxford (Oxford and Cambridge) is automatically everyone’s first

choice.! Many reasons were given for the dearth of applications. A lot of dons are critical of the admissions system introduced this year under which no candidate may apply to both Oxford and Cambridge at once. This inevitably cuts down the number of applications but not necessarily the number of possible candidates. If a candidate makes Cambridge first choice and Oxford second then he or she must apply to a group of Cam- bridge colleges. If none of them will have him or her, then, and only then, the application is forwarded to Oxford. Other causes are less easy to pin down. Oxford has been oversold. Schools have given a wholy exagerated idea of the standards of entry required. One tutor for admissions summed up the problem: “We are no longer getting the good commoner types from the public schools. Their headmasters discourage them from even applying. They send them to Sussex and York instead. No headmaster likes to risk a failure. Rather than have a boy turned down, they advise him to go somewhere where he can be sure of getting in.”

As Eliza Doolittle might have said, isn’t that enough to frost your grandmother’s cup of tea?.

FASS

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TICKETS FOR MATINEE PERFORMANCE ON SATURDAY, STlLL AVAILABLE

by Doug Gaukroger In a semblance of fair play I have condescended to ask the females on

campus what they think of the men. Until now I had not realized what a collection of female bigots are here present on campus. However in questions of such profound importance, emotions are apt to overtake reason. False pride has hit a new high!

QUESTION: What do you think of the men on campus? Diane Cunningham (Arts I)

You’ve got to be kidding! Men in this place? They’re all little boys! Ruth Burgess (Science 1)

I’m in science. They tell me I’ve got it made. But where are the men? Suzanne Paske (Arts I)

I’ve seen better things crawl out of cheese! DIALOGUE:

Sue Sale (Arts I)L Listen! I’ve been hunting for men in the Engineering building.

Jan Fenney (Science a) Have you seen what’s been crawling through that building lately?

Nancy Resume (Arts I) I even tried the men’s dressing room at Seagram’s. No luck! No men!

Jan Fenney Maybe we should try K.C.I.???

Nancy Resume Those guys at WUC may be dumb, but at least they look like men!

Sue Sale If there is any man who wishes to contest these views, Renison’s number is 742-9048.

Bette Lou West (Arts I) I’d comment on the men if there were any on this campus!

Marian Male (Arts I) When they speak of a 10 to 1 ratio, I’m convinced that they must mean women to men, not vice versa!

Sophia Skortchetino: (a pseudonym) The men on campus are not virile enough! I can’t seem to get a rise out of them! This last person interviewed, while technically not a girl . . . well, you’ll see what I mean . . .

Patrick Flynne (Arts I) (for real!) Here it is 11: 15 Monday morning and already I’m bored! What do I think of the boys on campus? I think of them all the time. But it doesn’t seem to help. I mean you have to be aggressive around here. Heck! There’s a real neat guy in my Political Science class who sits right in front of me, but he won’t pay any attention to me. Gee! I wish there weren’t so many girls around here!

FREE GOLF INSTRUCT10 A donation by Mr. L. E. Shore of

the Architectural firm of Shore and Moffat, architects of most of the buildings on the U of W campus, has provided for a series of golf lessons for interested U of W students.

The golf lessons will be offered in the service program of the U of W athletic Department with Frank Whib- ley, pro at Westmount golf club giv-

Instruction will start Thursday, Feb. 11 at 7:00 p.m. and will continue for a seven week period until March 25, every Thursday night at 7 p.m.

All interested students are invited to attend. All equipment will be provided .

Mr. Whibley will also provide instruction for students in the Phys.-Ed. course as part of their skills program. Mr. Shore’s donation underwrites the cost of instruction as well as some of

ing the instruction. I the equipment used.

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Windsor Lancers climbed into first place in the Intercollegiate Senior Basketball League Saturday night by dumping previously-undefeated Mc- Master University Marauders 112-9 1 in a rough game before 2,500 fans.

The victory was Windsor’s seventh in eight starts. McMaster suffered its first defeat in seven games.

Windsor was never behind although McMaster tied the score twice in the second quarter. Lancers led 23-17 at the end of the first quarter, 50-35 at the half and 79-68 at the three-quarter mark.

The winners were tagged with 37 of the game’s 73 personal fouls but all five McMaster starters fouled out of a whistle-tooting contest.

Brian Gruhl, Vince Drake, Ed Bordas, Peter Ewing and Jim Daly had five fouls appiece for the Mats while Windsor, with superior bench strength, lost only Joe Green and Bob Horvath.

The action was highlighted by a technical foul against each team and a couple of fist-swinging episodes. Dear Worried:

Horvath was high scorer in the game with 10 field goals and two foul shots for 22 points. Norm Keller scar- ed 17 points for the Lancers. Green and Bernie Friesmuth each had 13 points.

Bordas was high point-getter for McMaster with 18, one more than Paul Allingham. Ewing scored 14.

Windsor shot 44 for 103 from the floor and 24-for-49 at the foul line. McMaster was 30-for-75 from the floor and 3 l-for-51 at the foul line. Lancers, with Keller and Joe Bards- with showing the way, outrebounded Mat by a decisive 70-44 margin.

GROUP STILL PLANS COURSE

Major Holdings and Development Ltd. still plans to build an 18-hole par-three golf course on Waterloo’s northwesterly fringes, Kenneth Chris- topher, executive assistant to the president said recently.

Development of the course on 175 acres of farmland north of Columbia Street was to have started last year. Sale of this land to the university for campus expansion changed the firm’s plans.

“But the golf course is still in our plans, although now it will be in a different location and about five years away,” said Christopher.

Present plans call for the course to be located somewhere in the $lOO,- 000,000 Beachwood development, northwest of Beechwood Park. ’

SPECIAL NEWS RELEASE Not to be ruffled by deadlines, ‘a

baby girl was born Tuesday (Jan. 5) to Mr. and Mrs. Kenneth Drushka, a full nine days after the anticipated arrival.

The father, a former editor of the Varsity and a man with a deep and abiding respect for deadlines, was nonetheless concerned about the de- livery room discipline.

“Do they always spank them for being late?” he asked a nurse.

The baby’s name and vital statistics have not been made public.

* * * Humans still walk, sometimes.

* * * A loose belt can cause accidents,

a loose seat belt that is. * * *

There are 3 16 Canadian communi- ties with population exceeding 5,000.

Dear Aunt Launders: My fiancee said that she could cook. How could I know that her mother

prepared the meals she fed me. Now that we’re married she has revealed that she cannot cook and won’t Hungry.

Dear Hungry: Things could be worse; she could be a wife who cannot cook and will.

Dear Aunt Launders: Expecting a cold winter, I borrowed some money from the Student’s

Cafeteria to buy stocks in long underwear. But the bottom dropped out. Now what? J.B.

Dear J. B.: Borrow some more and invest it in petting skirts for undergraduates.

They usually go up.

Dear Aunt Launders: I am a student at St. Jerome’s College. I have a problem which I would

like advice on before it becomes serious. Our prefect has a toilet in his room. “Wonderful,” you say. The problem arises from the fact that there is no plumbing in the room. Up to now, the toilet has always been in the middle of the room, used as a waste paper basket. This week, however, the toilet had disappeared into the closet and the prefect has been heard giggling about not having to leave his room at all except for meals. Two days ago his room-mate moved out without giving any reason.

My room is next door. What should I do? Worried.

Discretion is the better part of valour. Procure a clothespin and put it where it will do the most good.

, rvi Exactly 422 people visited the of the patients for January:

Health Services office in Annex 1 for Faculty 10 some treatment during the month of Staff 58 January. A mere 146 people used the Grad Students 32 Health Services facilities in January Students 320 64. Mrs. Livingston said that Janu- Visitors 2 ary 65 was the biggest month. Health Dr. Reesor sees an average of 6.8 Services has ever had. students each day.

Nurse Livingston said that sore throats and colds were the most pre- dominant source of illness for the In patients. As well, there were several

a telephone interview- with Mr.

with muscular injuries. There are 21 J. R. McCarthy, deputy’ Minister of

people on regular injections. University Affairs, Mr. McCarthy informed the Coryphaeus that any name

Dr. Reesor, the Health Services change must be initiated by the Uni- doctor, sees between 8 - 10 patients versity. When asked whether the de- every morning. The number -of pat- ’ partment would influnce the univer- ients who visit the Health Services in sity in any way, he said “no” since Annex 1 averages between 25 and 30 the matter “rests with the university a day. wholly.” However, Mr. McCarthy did

As well as treating patients, Dr. say that “any request would be given

Reesor and Mrs. Livingston make every consideration” and that a name

dental appointments, eye examina- change would be “desirable to over-

tions, blood tests, and referrals to come confusion.”

outside specialists. There were 20 appointments made for patients outside K1.T. has the gold plaque of W.L.U. the University. Breakdown into groups in Hamilton.

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NOTIC Geography Department Film Series - Metropolis: Creator or Destroyer. Feb. 16, 1965, A-24, 7:45 p.m. A film entitled: Three Cures For a Sick City. The film questions what to do with a sick city. It is the question of urban renewal. Friday, Feb. 12th, at 4:00 in room P 145, Professor Norman Kretzmann, Visiting Professor of Philosophy at Wayne State University, is giving a public lecture entitled “Two Theolo- gical Paradoxes.” The public is invited, and any students interested in religion are particularly encouraged to attend. The lecture will not be technical, and as Dr. Kretzmann has a reputation as a wit, as well as a scholar, may be rather enter- taining. For information call 449 or 465; for- more information about the speaker, call Dr. Minas, 52 1. ,.......,............,.................., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . w.. . .*.&. pr ~.*.&.*.*.*.*.~.*. i . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . i.f*.*,.*........... . . . . . . 4 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . z .,.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..f................... ,.................................................... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . a...* . . . . . Ia” . . . . . . . . . AU.. . . ..I...... ~ . . . ..I........., . . . . U..... . 0 . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

UW Team Triumphant

Over WLU The University of Waterloo Chess

Club easily defeated the Waterloo Lutheran Chess Club in a tournament at this university last Thursday. The final score was 3-l but the U. of W. club held the advantage all the way. The one game that the U. of W. team lost took three and one half hours to play. The chess club will not have a meeting this Thursday.

Duplicate Bridge The Duplicate Bridge Club met

Sunday in the Engineering Common room with only three and a half tables in play. Doug Grenkie and Mr. Balu tied with Harry Allen and Kay Burchill for first place in a very tight game.. Top score was 26l%, bottom score 22. If the competition gets any better there may be no winner. This Sunday the meeting will be held in the Arts Cafeteria, at 1:30. I am sure that with better weather the turnout will be better.

The HAPPY BIRTHDAY STELLA FLORENCE

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