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kentucky kernel est. 1892 | independent since 1971 | www.kykernel.com tuesday 02.01.11 index First issue free. Subsequent issues 25 cents. Newsroom: 257-1915 Advertising: 257-2872 Classifieds.............3 Features.................4 Opinions.............3 Sports..................4 Horoscope.............2 Sudoku................2 36 21 a.m. snow showers tomorrow’s weather PHOTOS BY BRITNEY MCINTOSH | STAFF Customers added toppings to their frozen yogurt Sunday at The Orange Leaf. The franchise is expanding to three new stores located at Brighton Place, Harrodsburg Road and Romany Road. The Orange Leaf Frozen Yogurt franchise is expanding to three new stores and has hopes of opening a location on the UK campus. The newest locations are at Brighton Place, Harrods- burg Road and Romany Road, and are expected to be open by March. “We are actively looking for a campus spot,” said Evan Morris, part- owner of the Lexington locations. “We have investors that really want to go on campus.” The first store, located at West Tiverton Way, opened on Oct. 14, 2010. “We found the idea in Cal- ifornia…nothing had ever come to Lexington like this so we decided to go for it,” said Morris, who started the busi- ness with two high school friends. The frozen yogurt is self- serve and costs 45 cents an ounce, including toppings. “You have total control over what you want,” Morris said. “It can be different every single time.” “I will utilize the other lo- cations (new stores) more be- cause they are closer,” com- munications senior Megan Hensley said. Hensley said she eats at Orange Leaf at least twice a week. Customers at Orange Leaf range from children to adults, Morris said. “It’s really all over the place,” Morris said. “Later at night it’s a good hang out for college and high school, dur- ing the day it’s a lot of fami- lies.” “That’s awesome, I am ex- cited,” said Rachel Trivette, a freshman dental hygiene stu- dent at Bluegrass Community and Technical College. “We won’t have to drive down Nicholasville Road anymore.” Morris attributes having a good connection with the cus- tomers and knowing the tastes of Lexington to their success. The company offers dis- counts to its Facebook friends and Twitter followers. You can connect with Or- ange Leaf on Facebook at http://www.facebook.com/Or- angeLeafLex or follower its Twitter account @Orange- LeafLex. By Latara Appleby [email protected] Orange Leaf expanding Two UK students who are studying abroad in Egypt have plans to leave the country after the po- litical rallies and protests have made the country unsafe. Joshua Koontz, an international studies and Arabic languages and literature junior, is studying at the University of Alexandria through a program offered by Middlebury College in Vermont. Christine Kindler, a history junior, is studying in Cairo through a program called BestSemester. Koontz’s program flew to Prague Monday evening, said Susan Carvalho, associate provost for International Programs. Kindler’s program has a flight booked Tuesday morning for Istanbul, Turkey, her mother, Mari- anne, said. Marianne Kindler said the U.S. Embassy has arranged for charter flights out of Egypt, and Christine’s program will take an earlier flight out of the country if it needs to. Koontz’s father, Tim, said Koontz has been in Egypt since August. Tim Koontz said Joshua studied in Cairo for the fall semester and arrived in Alexandria in Jan- uary four days after a car bomb killed more than 20 people at a Coptic Christian church. Alexandria has become much more of a hotbed for riots and unrest because of members of the Muslim Brotherhood who are there, Tim Koontz said. “Some areas are worse than Cairo,” Joshua Koontz said. Tensions have been rising in Egypt, his father said, and Koontz realized something would break. “(Josh) realized,” Tim Koontz said, “(and) I re- alized vicariously that something was very wrong in Egypt, and something was about to happen.” The revolution in Tunisia has also had an ef- fect in Egypt, Joshua Koontz said. He said his last Facebook status before the In- ternet was shut down last week said no one could have predicted how wide an effect the Tunisian revolution has had in the Middle East. Koontz said he had been staying in a student dorm at the University of Alexandria, but had to move to an apartment off-campus after protestors attempted to break through a gate at the university. Middlebury College had arranged with Egypt- ian contractors to get Koontz’ program out of Egypt, but the contractors just took the money and never helped them get out, his father said. Koontz said the police force had dissolved and many looters and rioters had taken to the streets. By Taylor Moak [email protected] UK students forced to leave Egypt See EGYPT on page 2 Talks have begun in Lexington on the possible renovation of Rupp Arena. Lexington Mayor Jim Gray announced a study to determine the possibility of renovating and re- designing Rupp Arena and the Lexington Conven- tion Center on Tuesday, Jan. 25. This announcement comes nearly four months after the University of Louisville opened its new basketball arena, the KFC Yum! Center. Gray will be appointing a group to study feasi- ble developments of the city’s convention center, which includes Rupp Arena, used by the UK men’s basketball team, as well as for hotel and re- tail space. The group will be assembled in the next two weeks and will be financed using only private funding, Gray’s spokeswoman Susan Straub said. “UK is pleased Gray is stepping up on an issue that is so important to the community and the uni- versity,” UK Public Relations Director Jay Blanton said. “The convention center is an important piece of downtown, providing commerce, conventions and basketball. The decision for future renovations is critical to the community and the UK basketball institution.” Gray only mentioned the options of renovation and redesign, but he did not specifically rule out building a new arena. “He is waiting for recommendations from the study group to determine the possibility for reno- vations, complete redesign and total renovation, By Eva McEnrue [email protected] Renovations possible for Rupp Arena See RUPP on page 2 The owners of The Orange Leaf are actively looking for a location on UK’s campus. FROZEN TREATS Redshirt freshman quarterback Ryan Mossakowski will be leaving the UK football program and transferring to another school. UK athletics spokesman Tony Neely confirmed the news Monday night. Lexington TV stations WKYT and WLEX also received confirmation of Mossakowski’s desire to transfer from the young quarterback and his father. Mossakowski, a highly touted recruit coming out of Centennial High School (Frisco, Texas), never managed to see much playing time during his career at UK — the main reason he wanted to transfer. In his first year on campus, Mossakowski redshirted the campaign while recovering from shoulder surgery. This season, Mossakowski was listed as tied for the No. 2 quarterback spot on the depth chart with soph- omore Morgan Newton, but saw limited ac- tion throughout the season taking a few snaps in clean-up duty without recording a pass. By Nick Craddock [email protected] Mossakowski transferring from UK Mayor announces study to determine possible redesign Popular frozen yogurt franchise seeks a UK campus location Riots and protests have made the country unsafe PHOTO BY SCOTT HANNIGAN| STAFF Ryan Mossakowski plays during the Blue White game at Commonwealth Stadium on April 24, 2010. He announced that he is transferring from UK despite the quarterback position being avail- able next season. The committee is organized, the props are nearly finished and more than 700 students are ready to take on UK’s 24-hour dance marathon. For the first time in history, DanceBlue has reached dancer capacity—and beyond. Since its debut in 2006, the student philanthropy dedicated to raising money to fight child- hood cancer has filled all of its volunteer slots with 739 dancers. Roughly 570 dancers partic- ipated in DanceBlue last year. Dancer capacity was 700 this year and dancers remain on the waitlist less than three weeks away from the event. The DanceBlue committee met on Sunday to plan the final stages of DanceBlue 2011. “A lot of today was prepar- ing for the actual marathon— making props, signage and a lot of organizing for the day of, so when we have 700 people come here to register we have every- thing ready for them,” said Matt Dempsey, overall chair of DanceBlue. This week, dancers pay their $30 fee to participate in the marathon at the UK Student By Kelsey Caudill [email protected] DanceBlue reaches capacity for 1st time See DANCEBLUE on page 2 See FOOTBALL on page 2

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PHOTOS BY BRITNEY MCINTOSH | STAFFCustomers added toppings to their frozen yogurt Sunday at The Orange Leaf. The franchise is expanding to three new stores located at BrightonPlace, Harrodsburg Road and Romany Road.

The Orange Leaf FrozenYogurt franchise is expandingto three new stores and hashopes of opening a location onthe UK campus.

The newest locations areat Brighton Place, Harrods-burg Road and Romany Road,and are expected to be openby March.

“We are actively lookingfor a campus spot,” said EvanMorris, part- owner of theLexington locations. “We haveinvestors that really want to goon campus.”

The first store, located atWest Tiverton Way, opened onOct. 14, 2010.

“We found the idea in Cal-ifornia…nothing had evercome to Lexington like this sowe decided to go for it,” saidMorris, who started the busi-

ness with two high schoolfriends.

The frozen yogurt is self-serve and costs 45 cents anounce, including toppings.

“You have total controlover what you want,” Morrissaid. “It can be different everysingle time.”

“I will utilize the other lo-cations (new stores) more be-cause they are closer,” com-munications senior MeganHensley said.

Hensley said she eats atOrange Leaf at least twice aweek.

Customers at Orange Leafrange from children to adults,Morris said.

“It’s really all over theplace,” Morris said. “Later atnight it’s a good hang out forcollege and high school, dur-

ing the day it’s a lot of fami-lies.”

“That’s awesome, I am ex-cited,” said Rachel Trivette, afreshman dental hygiene stu-dent at Bluegrass Communityand Technical College. “Wewon’t have to drive downNicholasville Road anymore.”

Morris attributes having agood connection with the cus-

tomers and knowing the tastesof Lexington to their success.

The company offers dis-counts to its Facebook friendsand Twitter followers.

You can connect with Or-ange Leaf on Facebook athttp://www.facebook.com/Or-angeLeafLex or follower itsTwitter account @Orange-LeafLex.

By Latara [email protected]

Orange Leaf expanding

Two UK students who are studying abroad inEgypt have plans to leave the country after the po-litical rallies and protests have made the countryunsafe.

Joshua Koontz, an international studies andArabic languages and literature junior, is studyingat the University of Alexandria through a programoffered by Middlebury College in Vermont.

Christine Kindler, a history junior, is studyingin Cairo through a program called BestSemester.

Koontz’s program flew to Prague Mondayevening, said Susan Carvalho, associate provostfor International Programs.

Kindler’s program has a flight booked Tuesdaymorning for Istanbul, Turkey, her mother, Mari-anne, said.

Marianne Kindler said the U.S. Embassy hasarranged for charter flights out of Egypt, andChristine’s program will take an earlier flight outof the country if it needs to.

Koontz’s father, Tim, said Koontz has been inEgypt since August.

Tim Koontz said Joshua studied in Cairo forthe fall semester and arrived in Alexandria in Jan-uary four days after a car bomb killed more than20 people at a Coptic Christian church.

Alexandria has become much more of ahotbed for riots and unrest because of members ofthe Muslim Brotherhood who are there, TimKoontz said.

“Some areas are worse than Cairo,” JoshuaKoontz said.

Tensions have been rising in Egypt, his fathersaid, and Koontz realized something would break.

“(Josh) realized,” Tim Koontz said, “(and) I re-alized vicariously that something was very wrongin Egypt, and something was about to happen.”

The revolution in Tunisia has also had an ef-fect in Egypt, Joshua Koontz said.

He said his last Facebook status before the In-ternet was shut down last week said no one couldhave predicted how wide an effect the Tunisianrevolution has had in the Middle East.

Koontz said he had been staying in a studentdorm at the University of Alexandria, but had tomove to an apartment off-campus after protestorsattempted to break through a gate at the university.

Middlebury College had arranged with Egypt-ian contractors to get Koontz’ program out ofEgypt, but the contractors just took the money andnever helped them get out, his father said.

Koontz said the police force had dissolved andmany looters and rioters had taken to the streets.

By Taylor [email protected]

UK studentsforced to

leave Egypt

See EGYPT on page 2

Talks have begun in Lexington on the possiblerenovation of Rupp Arena.

Lexington Mayor Jim Gray announced a studyto determine the possibility of renovating and re-designing Rupp Arena and the Lexington Conven-tion Center on Tuesday, Jan. 25.

This announcement comes nearly four monthsafter the University of Louisville opened its newbasketball arena, the KFC Yum! Center.

Gray will be appointing a group to study feasi-ble developments of the city’s convention center,which includes Rupp Arena, used by the UKmen’s basketball team, as well as for hotel and re-tail space.

The group will be assembled in the next twoweeks and will be financed using only privatefunding, Gray’s spokeswoman Susan Straub said.

“UK is pleased Gray is stepping up on an issuethat is so important to the community and the uni-versity,” UK Public Relations Director Jay Blantonsaid. “The convention center is an important pieceof downtown, providing commerce, conventionsand basketball. The decision for future renovationsis critical to the community and the UK basketballinstitution.”

Gray only mentioned the options of renovationand redesign, but he did not specifically rule outbuilding a new arena.

“He is waiting for recommendations from thestudy group to determine the possibility for reno-vations, complete redesign and total renovation,

By Eva [email protected]

Renovationspossible for

Rupp Arena

See RUPP on page 2

The owners of The Orange Leaf are actively looking for a locationon UK’s campus.

FROZEN TREATS

Redshirt freshman quarterback RyanMossakowski will be leaving the UK footballprogram and transferring to another school.

UK athletics spokesman Tony Neelyconfirmed the news Monday night.

Lexington TV stations WKYT andWLEX also received confirmation ofMossakowski’s desire to transfer from theyoung quarterback and his father.

Mossakowski, a highly touted recruitcoming out of Centennial High School(Frisco, Texas), never managed to see muchplaying time during his career at UK — themain reason he wanted to transfer.

In his first year on campus, Mossakowskiredshirted the campaign while recoveringfrom shoulder surgery. This season,Mossakowski was listed as tied for the No. 2quarterback spot on the depth chart with soph-omore Morgan Newton, but saw limited ac-tion throughout the season taking a few snapsin clean-up duty without recording a pass.

By Nick [email protected]

Mossakowski transferring from UK

Mayor announces study todetermine possible redesign

Popular frozen yogurt franchiseseeks a UK campus location

Riots and protests havemade the country unsafe

PHOTO BY SCOTT HANNIGAN| STAFFRyan Mossakowski plays during the Blue White game at Commonwealth Stadium on April 24,2010. He announced that he is transferring from UK despite the quarterback position being avail-able next season.

The committee is organized,the props are nearly finishedand more than 700 students areready to take on UK’s 24-hourdance marathon.

For the first time in history,DanceBlue has reached dancer

capacity—and beyond. Since its debut in 2006, the

student philanthropy dedicatedto raising money to fight child-hood cancer has filled all of itsvolunteer slots with 739dancers.

Roughly 570 dancers partic-ipated in DanceBlue last year.

Dancer capacity was 700

this year and dancers remain onthe waitlist less than threeweeks away from the event.

The DanceBlue committeemet on Sunday to plan the finalstages of DanceBlue 2011.

“A lot of today was prepar-ing for the actual marathon—making props, signage and a lotof organizing for the day of, so

when we have 700 people comehere to register we have every-thing ready for them,” said MattDempsey, overall chair ofDanceBlue.

This week, dancers pay their$30 fee to participate in themarathon at the UK Student

By Kelsey [email protected]

DanceBlue reaches capacity for 1st time

See DANCEBLUE on page 2

See FOOTBALL on page 2

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To get the advantage, check theday's rating: 10 is the easiestday, 0 the most challenging.Aries (March 21-April 19) —Today is a 9 — Intuition leads toa new career path or helps youpromote your work to newclients. Use your common senseand your words. Love appears inadventurous ways.Taurus (April 20-May 20) —Today is an 8 — Spend sometime planning your next careermove. Focus your energy. Be opento changes. Let your love shine,for yourself and for others.Gemini (May 21-June 21) —Today is a 7 — You're searchingfor something today. It's a goodtime to search further than younormally would. If the mountaindoesn't come to you, go to themountain.Cancer (June 22-July 22) —Today is a 7 — Understandingyour partner takes precedence

today. You may not draw any con-clusions, but just being willing toreally listen makes a difference.Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) — Todayis an 8 — It's a good day to applyyour hard-won knowledge to newventures. Others depend on youeven if they sound critical. Take itall with a grain of salt.Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) —Today is a 7 — On a day liketoday in 1865, President AbrahamLincoln approved what wouldbecome the 13th Amendment,which abolished slavery. Wherehave you been a slave to yourpast? Let go.Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) —Today is a 7 — You feel right athome, and at home you feel right.Surround yourself with family.Save up for a rainy day and repur-pose the stuff you already have.Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) —Today is a 6 — If you've beenwithholding communicatingsomething, now is the time toopen up. It's a good time to stay

home, close to family. Bask in therelief.Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)— Today is a 7 — New ideas arecoming into the picture. Capturethem. Words come easily, but youcan also make music, take photosor draw. Take free form notes.Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) —Today is a 9 — Start slow to pickup steam later. Opportunitiesopen up in new directions. Theeconomic outlook today looksgood, and you get a lot done.Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) —Today is a 7 — It's a good timeto work backstage. You'll getplenty of limelight in the follow-ing days. Enjoy your privacy whileyou can, and prepare for theshow.Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) —Today is a 7 — You find yourselfat a loss for words. It's a goodtime to relax and just do someplanning. Count on your team.

LOS ANGELES—If you thought it was gettingmore expensive to go the movies, your hunch wasright. The average ticket price at theaters in theU.S. and Canada last year rose to an all-time highof $7.89, up 5 percent from $7.50 in 2009,according to the National Assn. of TheatreOwners.

That may seem unusually low to people in LosAngeles and New York, where ticket prices aretypically much higher, but the figure represents anational average of theaters in big cities and smalltowns alike, and includes lower-priced matineesand children's prices.

NATO spokesman Patrick Corcoran attributedthe increase primarily to the increase in 3-Dscreenings, which can add $2.50 to $4 to the tick-et price. Hollywood is expected to release about35 3-D films this year alone, and theater ownersare moving rapidly to accelerate the number of 3-D screens to handle the growing pipeline. Justthis week, Regal Entertainment, the nation'slargest theater operator, announced that it woulddouble its number of RealD 3-D screens.

All of which means ticket prices are likely to

continue to rise. One AMC Theatres location inNew York last summer raised eyebrows when itwas selling $20 tickets for Imax 3-D screeningsof the DreamWorks Animation movie “ShrekForever After.”

The rise in ticket prices came in a year whenbox office was virtually flat with the prior year,reaching $10.6 billion in revenue, while atten-dance dropped 5.3 percent compared with 2009.Still, Corcoran downplayed the effect of ticketinflation on attendance, noting that the increase in2010 was “not way out of line” with averageincreases that have occurred over the last fiveyears and was still below what it was in 1970when factoring in inflation. Then, the averageticket cost $1.55, or $8.71 when adjusted forinflation.

Corcoran attributed the rise in ticket prices tostudios releasing fewer movies and fewer hits inthe latter part of the year.

“People aren't staying away because of ticketprices,” Corcoran said, "they are staying awaybecause of the movies."

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He said he and some ofhis friends helped the localneighborhood watch grouptry to keep the neighborhoodthey are staying in safe.

“Josh and his fellow stu-dents banded together withthe Egyptians and main-tained a neighborhood watchwith 4x4s, machetes andanything else they could gettheir hands on,” his fathersaid in an e-mail to the Ker-nel.

Tim Koontz said the loot-ers were captured and tied upwith ropes until the police ar-rived.

Koontz has slept with hisshoes on the past couple ofnights, his father said, so hecan always be ready to go.

Koontz said he had notseen the protests himself, butsome of his friends had seen

police buildings get burneddown and some of his friendshad been hit with tear gas.

He said that he has heardrumors of a million-person-march in Alexandria withinthe next couple of days.

Unlike Koontz, who hasbeen near the protests,Kindler’s program is locatedin an area of Cairo that sepa-rated from the protests, hermother said. Her program ison the other side of the Nile.

Kindler is studyingthrough a Christian programcalled BestSemester, which isa traveling program, hermother said. The programwas supposed to go to Istan-bul anyway, so the group isleaving Egypt for somewherethey knew they would haveaccommodations and couldstudy.

Kindler was 10 hoursaway from Cairo in theEgyptian city of Luxor whenthe protests broke out, hermother said.

Marianne Kindler empha-

sized that the program Chris-tine is studying through haskept her up-to-date that herdaughter is safe.

“I haven’t felt panicked atall,” Marianne Kindler said.

UK’s Office of Interna-tional Affairs has been in con-tact with Koontz’ andKindler’s family, Carvalhosaid.

Carvalho said she was“glad communication was socomplete with programs bothstudents were on.”

Koontz said that he wasfeeling “scared and secure atthe same time.” He said Mid-dlebury College has not de-cided where he and the stu-dents in his program will con-tinue their studies.

He said that everything inEgypt has happened so fast.

“(It) hasn’t caught upwith me yet,” Koontz said.

He also said he knewEgypt will never be the same.

“The Egyptian peoplehave crossed the Rubicon,”Koontz said.

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and which is the best op-tion,” Straub said.

The group will also ex-amine the issue of better inte-grating the convention centerwith the rest of downtown

Lexington. Members of the group

have not been released yet,but it will include privatebusinesses.

Gray has been in commu-nication with the UK and isinterested in involving theuniversity in the study, Straubsaid.

“We appreciate Mayor

Gray's interest in moving theLexington Center to a newphase in the life of this facili-ty,” UK President Lee Toddsaid. “As the primary tenant ofRupp Arena, the university isvery interested in being a partof the planning process. Wewould encourage every idea tobe considered, including theconcept of a new arena.”

RUPPContinued from page 1

When senior quarterbackMike Hartline was suspend-ed in December, Newton

was named UK’s starter forthe Cats’ in the BBVA Com-pass Bowl, and Mossakows-ki did not see any action inUK’s 27-10 loss to Pitts-burgh in the bowl game.

After the bowl game, UKhead coach Joker Phillips saidthe quarterback competition

was once again open headinginto spring football, withNewton and Mossakowski theprimary candidates for thestarter’s role.

Mossakowski, a dual-sport athlete in high school,was also expected to playbaseball for UK this spring.

FOOTBALLContinued from page 1

Center Ticket Office. Eachparticipant had to raise $300to be a part of DanceBlue pri-or to signing up. All proceedswill go directly to the UK Pe-diatric Oncology Clinic.

DanceBlue 2011 has notonly seen an increase indancers, but also an increasein the number of families par-ticipating from the clinic.The Adopt-A-Family pro-gram allows dance teams tosponsor children at the clinicand their families.

Dempsey said the in-crease in dancers could beattributed to the DanceBluecommittee helping teamsfundraise this year.

DanceBlue is being heldtwo weeks earlier than normalthis year because MemorialColiseum was booked duringthe first weekend in March.

Public Relations ChairBrittany Peskind said thatthe DanceBlue committee is

more prepared for the eventthan they were last year de-spite have less time to final-ize everything.

“Compared to past years,we’re all just more organizedthis year,” Peskind said.“We knew we had to do andwe got it accomplished.”

The next DanceBlue pro-motional event is an ice skat-ing night at the Lexington IceCenter on Feb. 10 from 9-11p.m. Promotions ChairPriska Ndege invited thecampus community to comeout to support DanceBlue.Anyone with a valid UK stu-dent ID will receive free skaterentals.

Other promotionalevents are scheduled in theupcoming weeks, including aDanceBlue half-time appear-ance at the women’s basket-ball game on Feb. 13 and aQdoba night on Feb. 16,where the restaurant donatesa percentage of thatevening’s proceeds toDanceBlue.

Ndege said DanceBluehas had a “great turnout” at

promotional events this yearfrom “faculty and staff…people from the communi-ty…as well and coaches andstudent athletes.”

More than 100 teamssigned up for DanceBlue thisyear. One- third of those areGreek, while the rest repre-sent a spectrum of groupsfrom across the university.

Peskind said that thisyear’s team diversity setsDanceBlue 2011 apart fromprevious years.

“I feel that it’s a reallygood mix,” Peskind said.“Everyone on campus is ableto do it and that’s why it’s alot of fun. You get to be withpeople you normallywouldn’t interact with andyou get to meet people out-side your typical group offriends.”

For more informationabout DanceBlue 2011, visitwww.danceblue.org.

Those interested can alsofollow along on twitter usingthe hashtag @UKDanceBlueor by clicking “Like” onwww.facebook.com/danceblue.

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3BR/1BA, Recently remodeled. $1,200/month. 480 S.Ashland Ave. 859-333-1786

3BR/1.5BA House. Newly remodeled with 2-cargarage. Walking distance to campus onNicholasville Road. Short-term lease available.$995/month + utilities. 255-0922

Deluxe 3BR/2BA, 250 Lexington Ave. Short walk tocampus. All electric. No Pets! $1,050/mo. + utilities.277-4680 or (cell) 619-2468

3 Bedroom apartment for rent, 1 mile from campus,$1,050/month includes all utilities. Consists of all of2nd floor of a large renovated older house inKenwick area, 321-C Given Avenue, central air, off-street parking, large deck, available January 1st orFebruary 1st, 2011. 6-month or 1-year lease-1stmonth's rent paid with lease - $900 deposit,[email protected] or 859-351-1593

Beautiful Tates Creek Duplex, 3BR/2BA, Garage, Allelectric, $895/mo. 263-3740

3BR Apartment off University, $700/mo + gas & elec-tric, 859-948-5000

4 Bedroom

New 4BR/2.5BA Townhouse with deck, parking, eat-in kitchen. W/D included. Off Tates Creek Road.Clean, Painted, New Carpet. $1,000/month. 278-0970

4 bedroom - 2 blocks to UK! Houses - Starting at$405 per BR, w/d, parking. Call 859-523-2363 orwww.touchstonerentals.com

4BR/2.5BA New construction Townhouse, Red MileRoad. All electric, large bedrooms, security system,W/D, Hardwood flooring. August lease,$1,550/month. 859-489-0908

4BR/2BA, 5 Min walk to campus, W/D, Dishwasher,off-street parking, $1340-$1600/month 859-351-9473,www.burtonproperty.net

208 Conn Terr, 4BR/2BA, W/D, 859-361-4811

209-B Waller, 4BR/2BA, W/D, 859-361-4811

4BR/2BA HOUSES! By Campus! Huge rooms.Awesome yards/decks. Parking. All Appliances. Allelectric. Won’t last. $300/mo. 859-333-1388

4BD/2BA Houses. Walk to campus. Several tochoose from. State, Waller, University area. Leasebegins 8/01/11. Very nice! 859-539-5502.

5 Bedroom

5 bedroom - 1 block to UK! Houses - Starting at $405per BR, w/d, parking. Call 859-523-2363 orwww.touchstonerentals.com

5BR/2BA, 5 Min walk to campus, W/D, Dishwasher,off-street parking, all electric, $1875/month 859-351-9473, www.burtonproperty.net

5BR/3BA Gorgeous Ashland Park home convenientto UK. Hardwoods. Big porch. Walk to Starbucks,Restaurants. Great schools. $2500/mo. AvailableJune. Call 859-420-9901

5BR Walking distance. Extra nice. Hardwood floors,W/D, Summer Porch. $1,875/month, 576-5720

5BR/3BA NEW HOUSE! By Campus! Huge rooms.Awesome yards/decks. Parking. All Appliances. Allelectric. Won’t last. $350/mo. 859-333-1388

5BR/2&3BA Houses. Walk to campus. Several tochoose from. State, Waller, University area.Porches, W/D included. D/W, Parking. Very nice!Lease 8/01/11.Sign now for best available! 859-539-5502.

6 Bedroom

6BR/ 2 & 3 BA Houses. Walk to campus. Yards.W/D. Porches. Parking. Great Selection! Nice!Waller, State, Univ. area. 859-539-5502

6 bedroom - 1 block to UK! Starting at $415 per BR,w/d, 2 kitchens, parking. Call 859-523-2363 orwww.touchstonerentals.com

6BR/3BA NEW HOME! By Campus! Huge rooms.Awesome yards/decks. Parking. All Appliances. Allelectric. Won’t last. $350/mo. 859-333-1388

1-9 Bedroom Listings

1 BLOCK FROM CAMPUS: 1 & 2BR, AC, parking.$395-up. 269-4129, 576-2761

2 & 3BR/2BA Condos. Newly remodeled.Conveniently located to campus. All appliances,including W/D. $800-$1,000/month. 859-619-5341 [email protected]

Wildcat Textbook Apartments, 2BR/3BR, acrossfrom B & E Bldg. Showing this week for FallSemester. Only 4 left. Call 621-3128

7BR/3BA Duplex, $357/ea Walk to campus, 2kitchens, 2 W/D. Can split to 3BR & 4BR.Patriotrentalsllc.com. 433-0996

3, 4, 5 & 6 Bedroom Houses in center of campus,[email protected] or 859-433-2692

1-6 bedroom houses and apartments for rent, easywalk to campus www.wildcatproperties.com 859-255-4188

1, 2, & 3 Bedroom Apartments, Wildcat Textbooksblock, across from B & E Building. Showing now forfall semester. 859-621-3128

4-6BR Rentals Near Campus, W/D included,www.myuk4rent.com. Call Kevin @ 859-619-3232

Houses for rent. All sizes. Walk to campus. Porches,parking, W/D, D/W. Very nice! Waller, State,University area. Choose early for best selection.Lease begins 8/01/11. 859-539-5502

$750 Houses, University & State, extra parking, nice-ly updated, large, common rooms, rare deals. (484)326-1954

257 E. Lowry. 2-4BR/1BA. $725/mo. No pets. 533-1261

RENT REDUCED - 2, 3, or 6 Bedroom Apts Available.Central Heating and Air. Off Street Parking. Walk toUK. 859.338.7005.

9BR House, 3BA, off Rose St. 5800 sq ft, $1600/mo +utilities, 859-948-5000

Parking

Special! Reduced price of $250 for the remainder ofthe semester. Across from B & E Bldg. Call 621-3128.

HelpWanted

Childcare Center has part-time positions availableM-F from 2:00-6:00. Please call 859-269-8736

Web Programmer/ IT Manager Seeking a self driv-en, smiling, organized WebProgrammer/Administrator. Web design and knowl-edge of HTML 6, CSS, ASP and PHP including basicSEO knowledge and basic Networking experienceis preferred. This is a position that requires some-one with good overall hardware & software knowl-edge; disciplined with the ability to manage projectsand deliver on time. Good pay, benefits such ashealth insurance, retirement and opportunity toadvance and gain real life experience in a growinginternet company are some of the rewards for theright candidate. Flexible part time a possibility. Plse-mail BRIEF resume to [email protected].

GRANT COORDINATOR NEEDED. Duties includescheduling, budget management, regular emailcommunication with individuals involved with pro-gram, and administrative duties. Previous workexperience in administrative setting preferred. Part-time temporary. $10/hr, up to 30 hrs/wk. Positionopen for inquiries until February 11. Call 859-257-3780 for more information, or email interest/resumeto [email protected].

Group Leader positions available with Parks andRecreation Extended School Program. Monday –Friday 2pm-6pm. Experience preferred but not amust. Please call Sandy Jones at 288-2911

Child Care Needed: Someone to pick up myKindergartener at school and care for him in myhome 3-5 days/week until ~6 p.m. He has ADHD.School is close to UK and ends at 2:50. Home is inthe south end of Lexington. Must provide refer-ences and reliable transportation. (859) 433-4283 [email protected]

PART-TIME SALES. Have you seen the cool handleson board the Wildcat shuttle buses? High FiveAdvertising is looking for students to sell advertisingto local businesses. This is a great way for advertis-ers to get their messages in front of the students.Please send your resume to Gregg [email protected]

Part-time lab-tech position in research laboratory.Please email [email protected] for more information.

Student transportation needed. 3:30 to 5:30 Mondaythrough Friday. $20 per day. Please call 859 559-7141

Meter operator needed Monday, Wednesday, andFriday from 4:30p-7:30p $8/hour. Email resumes [email protected]

RUNNER POSITIONS AVAILABLE in large down-town Lexington Law office. Start dates immediate.Must be able to work Tuesdays and Thursdays.Email resume to [email protected] or fax to 859/367-3827

tanworld, Palomar Center, next to Malone’s, is hiringsmiling faces for tanning consultants. Call 859-983-4202

Lifeguards and Pool managers needed. PPM is hir-ing for clubs and waterparks in Lex, Lou andRichmond. $7.50 – $13.00/hour. [email protected] for application.

Childcare/Nanny Spring Semester Help Needed for3 children in our home. $9/hour. Good driving recordand references required. 859-232-7944

Leasing agent wanted for campus area properties,considerable afternoon availability required, sendresume to [email protected]

COMMON GROUNDS: Looking for baristas. Lookingfor energetic leaders who like to work hard andhave fun. Print off application at commonground-soflexington.com or email [email protected].

Dishwasher/kitchen helper needed for Fridays, 12:45P.M. to 2:30 P.M. and Saturdays, 11:00 A.M. to 2:30P.M. at smoke-free senior living community in ChevyChase. Police report and references required. Call

Tom Dickerson or Kelly Weber for details at 266-2581.

STUDENTPAYOUTS.COM. Paid survey takers need-ed in Lexington. 100% FREE to join. Click on surveys.

KY Class Notes now hiring note takers. Apply onlineat KYClassNotes.com

Part-time child care help wanted. Looking forresponsible individual(s) to work two daily shifts inour home, Monday thru Friday, 7:30am - 9am and3:45pm - 6:15pm. Must have own reliable trans-portation and excellent references. If interestedplease phone 859-263-3078

Part time, farm work, Jessamine County, install wirefence, cut grass & weeds, basic carpentry,repair/paint fence, tractor experience desirable.$8.00/hour. Motivated, reliable, disciplined individ-ual only accepted. Send resume to: email:[email protected]; fax: 859 223-4658

Part-time PM Kennel. Apply in person RichmondRoad Veterinary Clinic, 3270 Richmond Road, 859-263-5037

Help Needed: Specialty Food & Kitchenware Shop.Position A: Person with sales and merchandisingskills for Kitchen & Giftware Department. Position B:Person for Deli and Specialty Food Counter. Pick upapplications at counter. The Mouse Trapp, 3323Tates Creek Road, Lansdowne Shoppes, 269-2958

Work/Study & Earn at the same time. If you have aclass schedule that permits & reliable transporta-tion, you could work for Lifeline escorting our elder-ly clients to dr. visits, shopping, etc. CALL: LifelineHomecare, Inc. 859-273-2708 or email:[email protected].

"Monkey Joe's”, Lexington's premier children'sindoor entertainment center, is seeking FUN HIGH-ENERGY employees. Apply in person at 1850 BryantRd. Suite 120. [email protected] or call 264-0405for more info.

BARTENDING! UP TO $250 a day. No exp.Necessary. Training provided. 800-965-6520 x-132

ProfessionalServices

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PersonalsLEARN TO SWING DANCE WITH THE HEPCATS!Great way to meet people, plus good exercise.Beginner Class starts January 24. Only $30 for theentire 6-week class. www.Luv2SwingDance.com;859-420-2426: [email protected]

New Year’s Resolution 2011! Wanna Quit Tobacco?University Health Service has an Appointment forthat. iThink…iQuit…iConquer is the program forYOU. FREE QUIT KITS, NICOTINE REPLACEMENTPATCHES AND GUM available! Email us for moreinfo at [email protected]

Want to Jump out of an Airplane? Go Sky Diving forfun. www.jumpingforfunskydiving.com, 502-648-3464

WantedGOOD HOME for beautiful female calico cat. Allshots, spayed, chipped, petite, very docile. 859-329-1081

Research Opportunities for Users of Stimulantsfor Non-Medical Reasons. Researchers withthe University of Kentucky College of Medicine,Department of Behavioral Science are con-ducting research to examine the effects ofmedications. All information will be kept confi-dential. You may be eligible if you: are between18 and 50 years of age, are using stimulants fornon-medical reasons (for example, Adderall®,Ritalin®, Amphetamine, or Ephedrine). Eligiblevolunteers will be paid for their participation.You may be reimbursed for travel. Studiesinvolve completion of one to 46 testing sessionsdepending on studies for which you may be eli-gible. Meals, snacks, movies, video games andreading materials will be provided. For moreinformation and a confidential interview, pleasecall 859-257-5388 or 1-866-232-0038.

Research Opportunities for Occasional Users ofOpioids for Non-Medical Reasons.Researchers with the University of KentuckyCollege of Medicine, Department of BehavioralScience are conducting research to examinethe effects of medications. All informationobtained will be kept confidential. You may beeligible if you: are between 18 and 50 years ofage; and have used opioids for non-medicalreasons occasionally in the past year (forexample OxyContin®, Lortab®, Vicodin®, ormorphine). Eligible volunteers will be paid fortheir participation. You may be reimbursed fortravel. Studies involve completion of one to 40testing sessions depending on studies forwhich you may be eligible. Meals, snacks,movies, video games and reading materials willbe provided. For more information and a confi-dential interview, please call 859-257-5388 or 1-866-232-0038

Researchers are recruiting social drinkers withor without ADHD for studies concerning theeffects of alcohol. Looking for Male andFemale participants between 21-35 years ofage. All participants are compensated for theirtime. Please call 257-5794.

RoommatesWanted

1-2 Roommates Wanted for House in center ofcampus. [email protected] or 859-433-2692

Roommate Needed. Extremely nice. All utilities,Cable TV & Highspeed Internet included.Dennis @ 859-083-0726. www.sillsbrothers.com

Female Roommate Wanted: Female Student aMust. 1BR for sub-lease, near UK. $375/month+ utilities. Available immediately. 859-588-5757

Lost &Found

FOUND- TI-84 plus calculator in room CB 207.Contact the Math department, 257-6802, to claim.

TravelBAHAMAS SPRING BREAK: $189 – 5 days or $239– 7 days. All prices include round trip luxury cruisewith food, accommodations on the island at yourchoice of thirteen resorts. Appalachia Travel 1-800-867-5018, www.BahamaSun.com

Facebook: the steadfast temptress thatlures 85 percent of college students awayfrom their schoolwork.

The website that start-ed a mere seven yearsago now has more than600 million membersworldwide, horrificallyincluding my grandmoth-er in Florida, my highschool chemistry teacherand flat-footed Pete, wholived down the streetfrom me growing up.

The growth and pop-ularity of Facebook,

Twitter and other social media networkingwebsites shows no sign of slowing down.

With new applications and featuresadded every day, social media networkinghas become the Wal-Mart of the Internet.A one-stop-shop for everything shared:what your friends are doing, photo albums,games and notices of upcoming events andbirthdays.

Logging onto Facebook, I find myselfreceiving fewer friend requests from peo-ple I actually know and more from localbusinesses.

It seems the days of vibrant coloredflyers, cheesy banners and kids wavingposter boards on street corners while rid-ing a unicycle are coming to an end.

Businesses have begun to monopolizeon the world’s social media networkingaddiction, creating accounts for their com-panies and asking potential consumers tofollow them online.

Status updates from businesses areconstantly flooding my newsfeed with ad-vertisements about drink specials at a localbar, a musician playing at a local musicvenue and various sales at local boutiques.

Clothing stores have even started toupload photo albums displaying new mer-chandise with captions detailing the itemsprice, available sizes and colors.

This ability to advertise directly to a

wide range of consumers without spendinga penny helps relieve economic woes suf-fered by many small businesses.

Social media marketing benefits con-sumers as well, enabling them to evaluatethe competitive market without having tolog off their computer.

This marketing strategy builds a strongbond between buyer and seller. The cus-tomer’s ability to comment on the busi-ness’s happenings, comment, share sugges-tions, ask questions and receive rapid, per-sonal responses forms consumer loyalty.

The expansion of social media net-working has greatly influenced how busi-nesses operate, which influences the pro-fessional requirements.

Having a successful career in journal-ism no longer only entails having to writea precise news piece and publish it withlightning fast speed. Journalists today mustalso tweet information as it occurs, postpictures and share links simultaneously.

I am neither a friend nor foe of Face-book’s new business platform. I am merelydrawing attention to the fact businesses areusing a new a platform and they will ex-pect potential employees to be proficientwith social media networking.

So I say to all of you Facebook elitists,the days of riding your high horse areover.

Social media networking is no longerthe website girls use to stalk ex-boyfriendsor that some hipster doofus uses to displayhis profound intellect and wit in 140 char-acters.

It has become an intregal part of thebusiness world. Knowledge of social me-dia networking websites is now a neces-sary, marketable skill that businesses maysoon be looking for on resumes.

Next time you’re at the library Face-booking and that one “friend” gives yougrief for not studying, stick your nose justas high in air and tell her that you are.

Eva McEnrue is a journalism junior.E-mail [email protected].

“Toto, I’ve a feeling we’re not in Kansasanymore.”

Today’s job seekers might have more incommon with Dorothy and herruby slippers than they realize.

Dorothy had to understandand communicate in Oz be-fore she could get home. To-day’s graduates will face asimilar barrier.

The U.S. companies thatare recruiting are the onesthat have embraced realglobal marketing. This mar-keting is not just boxing aproduct, shipping it overseas

and selling it to the few consumers that canafford it.

Before you say, “I’m not interested in sell-ing anything,” remember, if you work any-where, chances are you will need to communi-cate your ideas to others; and that’s selling.

Now, back to Kansas — or more accurate-ly, back to getting a job. You already knowyou need to learn business basics. But, I’dsuggest that a good dash of curiosity and apinch of liberal arts subjects can be a recipefor success.

It’s been said, a benefit of a business de-gree is that the learning is immediately appli-cable. The principles, methods and processesare somewhat standard.

On the other hand, theories learned in amore liberal education need adaptation beforethey can contribute to the bottom line.

So as long as you paid attention to yourbusiness professors and learned the basics,you’re all set to succeed — right?

Not exactly. You might land a job with acompany boxing their “widget” and shipping itoverseas; but your chances of being noticed bya “real global marketer,” may be slimmer.

Companies that are successful worldwideunderstand customers’ wants and needs, aswell as their culture.

A good example is the “New Ford.” Thesame company that gave your father’s genera-tion the Edsel is turning out products inemerging countries that buyers love.

Why? Because Ford is offering cars that

appeal in ways other than just curb glitz.In India, Ford’s Figo has been a home run.

Not only is it fuel efficient and inexpensive; thebody panels are easily swappable, making foran almost instant repair. A perfect solution forcrowded streets where fender-benders abound.

And at the point of sale Ford dealers areresponsive to the culture. Buyers are delightedwhen their cars are delivered at a house ofworship for blessing or in ceremonies in thedealership that include driving over lemons forgood luck.

Another example is the telecommunica-tions industry.

Gatton school Professor Ikenna Uzueg-bunam, who hails from Nigeria, told the storyof returning to his village last year to see anolder woman street vendor, who might nothave had use of a land-line a year ago, talkingon her cell phone to chastise suppliers whowere running late with a delivery. Telecommu-nications firms marketing in Nigeria found away to market the phone to the people and theculture.

What do these examples mean to you? This new way of doing business is the re-

sult of decisions made by executives, who afew years ago, were recent college graduates.They realized that success would flow fromunderstanding the world’s cultures as well asthe mechanics of business.

They showed curiosity, a willingness tolearn the culture and and perhaps a new lan-guage. The business community in the U.S.has seen the value of this kind of team mem-ber — and will continue to seek them out foremployment.

If you are interested in being part of thisnew wave of business associates, understandthese emerging skill sets, embrace them andmarket yourself to the companies that recog-nize their value.

General Motors announced recently theysold more vehicles last year in China than inthe United States.

Remember Dorothy, you’re not in Lexing-ton anymore.

Dick Yarmy is a journalism student and aDonovan Scholar. [email protected].

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Many guysand girls anticipate the SuperBowl with fierce smack talk.

I am not one of those people. I’m rooting for the Packers—

but that’s mainly because most ofmy friends will throw themselvesinto the nearest snow bank bawl-ing if the Packers lose. I’m not oneof those people who just watchesthe Super Bowl for the commer-cials, either. I legitimately likewatching the game. I’m just some-times perplexed by the testosteronefest known as American football.

Girls don’t get to play football.Do you know how frustrating thatis? When do girls get to hit some-thing? I’m not talking about flagfootball here. Running around inhula skirts has never releasedmuch aggression. Tag football?Oh, you get to run up to the personat full speed, but then you have totap him. If girls do get a football

league, it’s called “Powderpufffootball.” Are you kidding me?

Of course, the Steelers andPackers have names only a littlemore frightening than the makeupapplicator. Nothing says, “I’m go-ing to beat you,” more than ateam named after meat industry.The “Butchers” would be scary,but the Packers? Not so much.

There are plenty of other per-plexing things about football. I’veheard men mock a woman’sweakness for bling. Um…haveyou ever seen a Super Bowl ring?The Steelers’ last Super Bowlring had a mere 63 diamonds to-taling 3.61 carets. Subtle.

Does it confuse anyone elsethat players in a sport heralded asthe epitome of “manly” have uni-forms that look suspiciously liketights, shoulder pads and the kindof brightly colored mouth piecesthey gave you to make braces fun?

The acceptability of spankingon the field is equally odd. Thatjust wouldn’t be a suitable way ofsaying “good job” in front ofWhitehall after that economicstest.

Despite some of the oddness

surrounding the Super Bowl, Ilook forward to the big day. Therewill be a good game, a ridiculousamount of delicious food andcommercials that the poor peoplein advertising have been workingon since last year.

Of course, another reason toanticipate the Super Bowl is thatit heralds the end of football sea-son. A football night at BuffaloWild Wings is great, but the Sun-day afternoon marathon gets oldby January. The downside of hav-ing your desk next to the sportsdesk is the constant hum of just-loud-enough-to-be-impossible-to-ignore-but-equally-impossible-to-understand football noise (be-cause guys “hate” listening tocommentators but seem unwillingto use the mute button).

It’s time to give the playerssome time to recover from con-cussions, get their teeth replacedand pack on even more weight.

Come on, people. It’s basketballtime.

Martha is a journalism andhistory junior. E-mail at [email protected] and follow heron Twitter @Kernelgroppo

The day is upon us,my friends. It’s whatwe’ve all been waitingfor. All those DIY proj-ects prepping the man-cave with a fridge andchair. All those days atwork when death wasupon you because youneed your sick days nowto recover later. Eventhat time spent tailingthe Mrs., so her apart-ment would match andbe all pretty-like. Yes,my friends, this is theday. Now, are you readyfor some football?

Bro tensions will runhigh, food will take flightand you better believeanything shaped at all likea ball will be thrownacross the room. If you

have emergency cashhidden somewhere,you’d best forget aboutit quickly. Each year theSuper Bowl has fourconstants that remain: ahealthy combination ofpizza, hot wings, gam-

bling and your favoritebrand of calorie-countingthat won’t be countingtonight. Tonight, moneydoes, in fact, grow ontrees.

Anyway, back to ourliving rooms. Guys, thisis your one day to acthowever you want toand know that you won’tbe judged.

Ladies, this is yourday to show your manhow much you care.That’s right. You supportus. You pretend to careabout football, and youjust look so darn cutewearing our team’s col-ors.

But, just in caseyou’re watching thegame because you want

to, then you should tellpeople—guys especially.If you can sit there andwatch nearly four hoursof a bunch of rough-necks trying to kill eachother, you’re a keeper.

We haven’t evenreached halftime yet.There’s never a bettercombination of beer andsex in all of TV, andthat’s just in the com-mercials. If you’re notinto that, it doesn’t mat-ter. You’re guaranteed tolaugh the whole waythrough anyway.

Andy Burress is a in-tegrated strategic com-munication senior. E-mail at [email protected].

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When Darius Miller has alane in practice, players usu-ally don’t jump to contesthim. They stay grounded.Maybe even get out of theway entirely.

“We see it all the time.You give him a lane, he candunk on you,” BrandonKnight said. “I know frompersonal experience, Dariuscan jump.”

The topic had come up in-nocently enough. Knight wastalking about how he gets onMiller to go grab rebounds,because he’s the best athleteon the team.

Wait, Darius? DariusMiller is the best athlete onthe team?

“I think so,” Knightsaid. “Terrence (Jones) isthe longest guy on ourteam, for sure, but Darius isthe most explosive as far asjumping.”

Head coach John Calipariwas asked who he thoughtwas the best athlete on theteam to see if the coach sawthe same thing the pointguard did.

“Who’s the best athlete onour team? Wow,” Caliparisaid. “Probably, if you watchhim do some of that stuff,would be Darius.”

The statement took some

aback because Miller hasn’tshown it in games. When hedid soar for a dunk againstGeorgia on Saturday, itseemed more like an anomalythan a common occurrence.Calipari specifically pointedout that play as somethingMiller needs to do more of-ten.

Miller’s semi-hidden tal-ents parallel UK in its entire-ty; everyone knows that po-tential is present, but it’s yetto be expressed in full.

Calipari said 32 minutesof good play against Georgiawas the closest the team hasgotten to piecing together afull game. If UK expects tobe one of those teams peoplefear seeing drawn in theirbracket region in March, ithas to get to a full 40.

“We want to be special,”Calipari said. “We want to beone of those teams. Why notus? I’d like it to be us. Wouldyou like it to be us?”

That’s partly why Caliparigave his players a sheet onthe necessity of sacrificingthe individual for the team.But even that gesture eliciteda curious response.

“After I did it and wewent through the laws of pay-ing the price, I asked howmany think I did this becauseof you specifically?” Caliparisaid. “Five of them raisedtheir hands.”

And so the improvementmust continue. Calipari saidhis ideal image for some ofhis players.

He said Jones can be themost well-rounded player inthe country, Knight can be thebest scoring point guard inthe country, Miller can be themost complete player in theleague (and maybe the bestdunker, if Knight’s practicetales are true), and Lamb canbe the best freshmen scorer inthe country.

Calipari said it’s abouttime the players have to em-power themselves. The coachhas been cajoling enough. Hesaid the window is dwindlingfor UK to get where he envi-sions the team by March. UKhas “10 games, 10 practicesbefore games — and you’renot going to beat them up theday before a game — 5 offdays, and 10 practices,” Cali-pari said. “They all said‘there’s something wrong,’and were checking their cal-endars.’”

But it’s true. March is fastapproaching. Calipari is stillpushing his players to getwhere they need to be.

“A funny thing with ourcountry is all our videogames,” Calipari said. “(Theywill say), I got a stepback,watch this move. It’s not avideo game. You have to beon the court practicing it.”

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Miller’s dunking ability parallels UK’s potential

Super Bowl: Analyzed and anticipated

PHOTO BY MIKE WEAVER | STAFFDarius Miller drives the ball during the first half of the basketball game against Indi-ana at Rupp Arena on Saturday, Dec. 11, 2010. Miller is viewed by many of histeammates as the most physical athlete on this year’s UK basketball team.