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  • 1.How Might You Get Sleep When you Sleep with a partner who snores and keeps you Awake Brainstorm by Creativity Rocks: A team of one

2. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Develop an allergy such as to dust or hay fever sothat you constantly have blocked ear tubes with fluidso that the snoring noise does not bother you Take up swimming and dont wear ear plugs. This waywhen you get water in your ears dont shake it out keep it in, so that you dont hear as well and then thesnoring wont bother you Change careers and become an airline flight attendantand when you fly do not adjust your ear pressure whenyou land this way it will be hard to hear and you willnot be bothered by snoring. 3. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Move your house half way up a mountain andevery night before you go to sleep run up anddown the mountain until your ear pressure is outof whack then run into bed and go to sleep thesnoring wont bother you as you cant hear well Take medication that minimized the amount ofsleep you need to function (e.g. some people canfunction on 4 hours sleep a night where otherpeople need 9 hours sleep to feel well) so thatyour snoring partner does not have such a bigimpact on you. 4. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Hire someone to watch your partner when you go tobed and have them roll your partner onto their side ifthey start to roll over into the snore position, this waythey dont snore. This person would be called a snoresitter. No snoring you sleep. Hire 4 people to carry your partner out of the roomwhen they start to snore, so you can sleep in thatroom. And in the morning before your partner wakesupthey carry your partner back into bed so yourpartner doesnt know that anything happened if theysleep through the night. You get a good night sleep.And 4 unemployed people have a job. 5. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Get a physicist to create a black hole in your bedroom,and when your partner starts to snore push them outof bed into the black hole. Pull them out of the blackhole when you get enough sleep. You dont hearanything in a black hole, so you cant hear the snoring. Get a physicist to create a black hole in your bedroomand when your partner starts to snore you jump intothe black hole with a rope tied around your waist.When you get enough sleep you pull yourself out ofthe black hole using your rope. 6. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Do a very mundain task lying down and you cantsleep until it is done, so the snoring is a helpfultool to keep you awake to do this required task use the snoring as a positive tool and then sleepduring the day when your partner is awake. Take your partner to a dentist to get fitted with amouth piece that positions the jaw open toprevent the snoring noise Agreed to be a flu vaccine clinical trial patient sothat you constantly have blocked ear tubes sothat the snoring noise does not bother you 7. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Get your partner to drink sticky honey before they goto sleep this way the back of the throat wont rattle itwill be stuck with honey so it wont fibrate so loud andthen you will be able to sleep Hire a monkey to throw little jelly beans into yourpartners mouth when they open it so they will closetheir mouth to chew the candy and thus not snore. Move your house to an airport runway or flight patternarea so that the noise of the airplanes taking offdrowns out the noise of your partners snoring so thesnoring doesnt bother you. 8. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Create a waterfall bed, where the waterfall fallsbetween the two of you. When you want to sleep, youroll over into the part of the bed so that the waterfallcomes between the two of you, thus drowning out thesnoring noise Create a special room, when your partner starts tosnore, the sound causes the bed to separate and moveon auto rollers out of the room...you continue sleepingand your partner does tobut moved into a differentroom. Put a clothes pin on your partners nose when they goto sleep to stop the snoring 9. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Become so sleep deprived that you stab your partnerfrom a mental break and get put into jail for 5 15years. You will not be able to hear your partner snoringfrom jail so you will be able to sleep. Hire a surrogate sleep partner for yourself and for yourpartner. This way you both get to continue to sleepwith someone. Your surrogate does not snore. Get a job as an airplane pilot on intercontinental flights that way you dont sleep at home but in differentcountries on a regular basis so you get to sleep. 10. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Put a multi-layered circular tube that connects to theirmouth on your partner that way the snoring soundtravels round in circles rather than amplifying out toyou so the snoring noise is not so loud and you cansleep Tape a harmonica to your partners mouth so whenthey blow out a snore it becomes a tune/music whichis easier on the ears and you can fall asleep to Give up sleeping altogether. Donate your hearing/ears to the organ donor bank andgo deaf and that way you wont hear your partnersnore 11. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Create a new bed for snorers a machine will monitoryour partners heart rate and breathing rate and whenthey approach the snoring range the monitor willtrigger a sound proof bubble to gentling come downfrom the ceiling and encapsulate your partner so youdont hear their snoring. When they stop snoring themonitor triggers this, and the bubble lifts and goesback to the ceiling. Send your partner away to a sleep rehabilitation centre so he learns how to modify this snoring behaviour Put a deep sea scuba drivers helmet on partners headbefore they go to sleep to drown out the noise 12. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Create a new bed for snorers once they fall asleep, theirhalf of the bed tilts down with their head at the floor andtheir feet at the ceiling to stop them from snoring unableto roll onto their back in this position on this bed and snore Create a new bed for snorers the bed has a trench that iscut into the mattress. The width of the trench only allowsthe person to sleep on their slide. Your partner slips intothe mattress trench when they want to go to sleep. Create a new bed for snorers - it has a machine thatmonitors the heart rate and breathing rate of your partnerand when they move into the snoring range, just beforethey start to snore the monitors trigger a white noisemachine to start so that you dont notice the snoringnoise. 13. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Take your partner to a shaman to perform a non-snoring ritual on your partner to stop them fromsnoring. Work out (physical activity) at night to the pointbeyond exhaustion and that way you fall asleep andnothing will wake you you can even fall asleepstanding Create a new bed for snorers like a massage table where you lie on your stomach and your face goesthrough an opening so you can breathe freely butthere is no room for you to roll onto your side. 14. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Take Buddhism classes and figure out what karmagave you a partner who snores and resolve thatkarma debt so that you dont have to sleep with asnorer. Pray you fall asleep and get a good night sleep. Pray your partner stops snoring so you can sleep. Pray doctors find a permanent medical procedureto stop people from snoring. Pray a creative person develops a new productthat captures 100% of the snore noise so you cansleep and that it is an affordably priced product. 15. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. If your partners snores through their mouth, take aflute to their mouth so when they blow out a snore itmakes music with is soothing and pleasant and easy tosleep through or go back to sleep with Take meditation classes from a Tibetan monk and learnhow to release and let go of all tension so that nothingdisturbs you so it doesnt matter what is happeningaround you, you will always be peace and calm andtherefore can get sleep anywhere Take Buddhism classes and let go of your attachment tosleeping so the snoring is a non-issue. 16. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Hypnotize yourself into thinking that whenever you hearyour partner snoring you are actually hearing whales songmusic and this relaxes you and makes you fall asleep/ orback asleep Hypnotize yourself into thinking that whenever you hearyour partner snoring you are hearing the sound of wavesgentling reaching a beach and this relaxes you and your fallasleep or back to sleep. If snorers dont wake themselves up with their snores, go tosleep at the same time as your partner every night andsnore with them at the same pitch and intensity. This wayyour partners snores sound like your snores and you wontwake up due to snoring. 17. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Hypnotize your partner to make their snoring soundsto sound like waves crashing so the sound is soothingand it makes you sleepy and fall asleep. Hypnotize your partner to make their snoring soundlike a various noises you would hear in a rain forest atnight and a) tape it and sell these tapes so you makemoney; b) it makes you relax because you know youpartner is making money even when they sleep so all iswell regardless of this terrible economy. Hypnotize your partner to make their snoring soundlike whales singing and this makes you relax and fallasleep 18. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Hypnotize yourself so that every time you hear snoring youthink it is the most beautiful sound in the world Hypnotize yourself so that you think the sound of snoring isa lullaby and this sound now lulls you to sleep Hypnotize your partner to stop snoring Hypnotize yourself that when you fall asleep, whenever youopen your eyes and wake up you feel fully rested regardlessof the amount of sleep you have Hypnotize yourself into believing you are deaf when yousleep with your partner so that you dont hear any noise atall. If there is a fire or a child cries - your partner has toattend to it and/or wake you up 19. 100 Ways you might get sleep.. Explore ways in whi