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VOL. XVIII, No. 2. BELM AR, N. J., FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1909 THREE CENTS
Brndiey Beach Chooses
$50,000 School Plans
To Havi Twelve Rooms
With Assembly Hell end Will
Be Fireproof
braid ley Beach’« muck talked of new
9*0,otiu fire proof school ia et leat en as
sured Ifact much to tHp Hatiafection ot Ihe
eetire {community. Final action we» taken o»j this great Improvement for that
enterprising borough by ita Board of Edu-
, which met Tuesday evening and
I everything by accepting Architect e W. Braur> plans. For over a
1 this matter has been the principal of conversation among Bradley
Ii folk, end in accepting the local ar-
•t’s plane, tbe Bradley Beach edi
lore have aided a most bitter competition
el architectural ability.
The new school which will be entirely
fireproof and up-to-date in every man
will be equipped with one of the best san-
itery and heating systems of any build
ing of its kind in thia section of the state.
It will have 19 well lighted and aired
school rooms and a spacious auditorium
or assembly room. It will be constructed
from reinforced concrete and light brick
fnd along with its other magnificent fea-
tures will be a most beautiful and edifying
Just wben work will be commenced is at
present merely a supposition but the Board
of Education and the Borough Council are la hopes of having the new building ready
tor use by the time school opens next fell.
The new school will be located on the same
site as is now occupied by the old one which will be moved off and disposed
of in such manner as tbe Board sees fit.
Boys Build Motor Cycle
Charles Rugarber of Asbury Park and
John Snyder and James Grady of Ocean Grove, who only avergage the age of fif
teen years, have built for themselves a
motorcycle on which the three of them
aide. Starting early last winter the boys
began to build tlpeir machine. It has a
t frame made of gas pipe a small auto en-
I fine with electric batteries ettached as
motor power and the cycle has no peddles.
For tires the boys secured a bicycle and aa automobile tire, which altogether make
up a strange machine. The Boys are of
ten seen seated on their machine with their feet hanging, riding around the
l of Ocean Grove.
Crowds At Happy Hour
To-night and to-morrow night at the
Happy Hour Theatre, F street, next door
lo the postoffice, an extra strong bill will
be presented. Brandon and Wilson will
introduce their highly amusing playlet,
“School Days.” The well-known black
face monologue artist, Billy Sully, is also
ou the program. His turn is a sure cure
for the blues. High disa motion pictures
and Illustrated xongs as usual. . Prices at
night 10 and 15 cents. Matinees every
Wednesday and Saturday at 3-30 p. m.
Admission, lOcts. to everyone.
Deeth Benefit Received
Mrs. John W. Borden, of Manasquan,
teceived $300 last week from Clyde Cas
tle of the Knights of the Golden Eagle
lodge of Manasquan. Mr. Borden was a
of this lodge and the 8300 re-
1 by Mrs. Borden is the death benefit
paid by the lodge.
Y. At. C. A. Field Meet
Many Entries In Various events For
Annual Meet, Mey 8
From the widespread interest being
shown in the next annual field meet of the
Young Men’s Christian Associations of
Monmouth county, which will be held on
the horse show grounds at Long Branch,
on the afternoon of Saturday, the 8th of,
May, there is every assurance, the weath
er being favorable, that it will be the best
and largest athletic carnival the county
has seen in a numlter of yeer*a) Entries
are being received from every class of
contestants to whom the meet is open.
The country boy athletes from rural
schools are showing M|>ecial interest and
are manifesting the greatest rivalry for
the Rural School championship. Sunday
schools, grammar schools and military
schools arc also filing their entries, being
eager for the honor of first place in their.
respective contests. The regular associa
tion events have brought out the best ma
terial in each community in the county in
which an association has been organised
and the contests for lhe Brakeley cup as
well as for individual aupremecy promise
to be most exciting.
Considerable additionul interest is being
manifested by the fait that there will be
present prominent members of the last
year’s American Olympic team, which
on the Field and Track championship at j
London. These men will give exhibitions
in discus throwing, hammer throwing, high
jumping, pole vaulting and running. This
will be a rare opportunity and will afford to the spectators at the meet an exhibition
equal to that of the Metropolitan cham
pionship. With such officials as Martin J*
Sheridan for referee, Col. Thomas J. Q ’Donohne as starter, and otheT prominent
men well known in sporting circles, the
best possible treatment and the'best possi
ble conduct of the same is assured.
Great credit is due to tbe county com- j
mittee and its executive officer, Guy D. j
Gold, County Secretary, for the efficient \ preparation of this carnival of sport. De- j
tailed lists of entries will be announced |
through the public press in the near fu
ture.
IN THE REAL
ESTATE FIELD
Properties Which Have Recently
Changed Hands in Belmer
and Vicinity
Thomas T. Morris, et ux, Manasquan, to Mary B. Browning. 14. twp. Wall, id.
Biancingburg to Sea Girt, $1.
Thomas Haviiand, twp. Wall, toGeorge
E. Rogers. Ld;, twp. Wall, con. 91M-100 A, $800.
Henrietta P. Westbrook, Philadelphia,
to Chas, wrockstedt, et als. Lota 1937,
193H. 1930, 9038, 9039, map Ocean Beach,
Henry Graf, et als, Brooklyn to Jacob
Schwekkart. Ld. twp. Wall, con. 46 15-
100 A-, also other small tract, $1.
Forman Osborn, *t ux, twp. Wall, to
Louis H. Brand, . Ld. twp. Wall, 995.
Benjamin B. Pearce, et ux, Manasquan,
to Luman Eggleston. Lots 3, 4, map
division of prop. M. J. Havens, et als,
twp. Wall, $1.
Deborah Newman, twp. Wall, to Sarah
J. Allgor. Lots 38 to 39, map prop. Isaac
Newman, Belmar, $1,
Sarah J. Allgor, twp. Wall, to Neil All
gor. Part lots 30, map prop. Isaac
Newman, Belmar, 8 1 .
Belmar Boys Wireless
Telegraphy Operators
Romaine Conklin, of this borough, also
a student at the Asbury Park High School,
and Samuel Gassin, Assistant agent for
the N. Y. & L. B. R. R. at North As
bury Park, have just completed the con
struction of their wireless instruments and statiom. Their instruments have been
working successfully for the last few days.
It is stated that the two young men have received various messages between differ
ent points, such as New York and Man
hattan Beach, Galilee and different coast
liners. In a few weeks they will their wireless by making larger
ments.
County Supt. of Schools
Enforcing; Law in Ocean
County Superintendent of Public Schools
Charles A. Morris, is enforcing the truan
cy act in Ocean county, with a vigor that
is astounding to the parents of children,
who had heretofore looked upon the law
as a dead letter. Boys and girls who stay
from school are brought before tbe county
courts and given their choice between at
tending their own school or being com
mitted to the state reform 6chool.
Since the county superintendent began
his crusade to compel children to attend
school the number of truant officers in
Ocean county hss increased from 1 to 11.
As the state f ind is apportioned largely
on the day's attendance, the increased at
tendance has added largely to the amounts'
received by local districts from the state
fund.
Postal Receipts at
v Long Branch Postoffice
Postoffice receipts at the Long Branch
postofflce have increased over $8,000 dur
ing the past five years. During the year
ending March 30th, notwithstanding the
financial depression, there was an Increase
over the previous year of #847.94, in spite
of the fact that many of the postoffices
showed a decrease in business. For 1905
the receipts were $££,595.39, while for
j 1909 they amounted to $30,834.10.
i To secure a first-class poatoflice it is
necessary that the office show a business
of $40,000 annually. Long Branch, at
present, is a little over $9,000 shy. The
city, however, does a business of more
than 140,000, whfcn the receipts trora the
offices at West End and Elberon are added to the total. The combined business
done within the city limits by Long Branch, Station* A and B, West End and
Elberon, amount* to nearly $50,000.
ABOUT EVERYBODY,
POSSIBLY YOU
Chronicle ol the Moveanonts of Your
Friend# and Society Generally
That Might Interest You
Arbor Day next Friday.
D. F. Van Nqrtwick ia now occupying
his cottage, corner Sixth avenue and F
street.
Jay Sterner who is attending Harvard
college ia home fora week’s vacation.
More Arc Wanted
School a Third Time Halted
In its effort to build a s chool at Mon
mouth Beach the Board of Education of
that borough lias been interrupted again,
tbe third time. This . time the bids for
building the school all evceeded • the sum
appropriated for the purpose and a change
must be made in the plans. The voters
sanctioned an expenditure of $1-2,500, but
the bids ranged from $13,385 to $18,000.
Twenty more ate lights are desired for
the Asbury Park beach. The beach com-
mlasioners have offered to pay one-half
ef the expense out of the beach receipts,
provided the city of Asbnry Park will pay
the other half:
The 1909 Agricultural Fair
The directors of the Monmouth County Fair Association held a meeting last week
and began arrangements for the fair to be held at the fair grounds at Red Bauk next
September.
Belmar Su nmer
Resident Honored
President Simmons, of the New York
Chamber of Commerce, has appointed
Julio F. Sorzano, one of Belmar’s most
prominent summer residents, a member of the committee of seven to make a study,
from the standpoint of the requirements of the world's shipping, of the problems
involved in the construction of the canal
at Panama.
B a s e b a l l
Firebell For Eatontown
Tbe Eatontown township committee
has bought a firebell, formerly used by
the Branchport hose company. The bell
is 39 inches in diameter and weighs 600
pounda. The Eatontown officials paid $15
for the bell.
Fire on Tenth Ave.
Tuesday Night
On Tuesday night a house owned by
^Abraham Lcvinsohn, on Tenth avenue,
'was considerably damaged by fire. The
firemen promptly responded to the alarm
and soon had the blase subdued. Wm. Matthews rented the house and moved his
furniture into it from Lakewood that day
and to dry out tlie house built a fire in a
Itove. It is thought that aome unprotected woodwork near the chimney caught
afire causing the blaxe.
Don’t send your msttreaa and upholstering work out ofjtown when we can guarantee to give you satisfaction in work and price.—•‘Rylor’s Dep’t. Store.
The Mystic Atlhletic club of Belmar
made a splendid showing Saturday morning when they clcvcrly defeated the so
called Bulldogs of Bradley Beach. The
score was 11 to 3.
The lineups was as follows:
Belmar Bradley Beach
R. Crowther P. 1. Reynolds
F. Reichey C. t . Lloyd
L. McCormick F. B. E. Morton »
S. Cohen S. B. R. Payne
Asbury’s Carnival Dates m. Seymour t . b. e. MarksB. Barrett S. T. G. Herbert
C. Haberstick R. F. A. Ganetty
K. Conover L. F. G. Bletois
C. Rose C. F B. Matthews
May Meeting of Dental Society
The May meeting of the Monmouth
County Dental Society is to be held in
Freehold next Friday, the 7th. The pa
per of the evening will be read by Wallace
N. Naylor, D. D. S. of Somerville, N. J.
Dates for the holding of the events in
conneciion with carnival week have been selected by the Asbury Park Carnival
Commission, as follows: Queen’s coro
nation, Friday, August 37} Deal Lake
Carnival, Tuesday, August 31; masque,
Wednesday, September 1; baby parade, Thursday, September 8.
Harold B. Ayres heads this year’s com
mission. The other members are Benja
min B. Smith, John Ayar.Lewis Johnson,
and Dr. A. S. Burton.
Have you seen our window display of curtains and draperies}' Surely we have something to suit you in this line. Step in and look over our stock. All prices, all kinds to suit all purses and all tastes.-Taylor’s Dep’t. Store.
Young i of 17 years of age
Telephone Co. Goodat the N. Y. & N. J. FOR RENT—A seven-room flat and
at bath. All■ P. 0.
improvements. Ad-
Toms River Realty Company
The Toms River Realty company was
incorporated at Camden last week, capital $100,000} incorporators, John A. Rig
gins, C. Percy Holyburton and William
J. Hodgkinson. The company is to deal
in real estate and engage as building con
tractors, etc. John A. Riggins is the law
partner of Judge Berry, of Toms River.
Dressmaking
Dressmaking mid children's gowns. Mrs. C. S. Goff, 519 Eighth avenue.
FOR SALE -Six-room house and a
Frank Brice of the V. S. Ship Pantheris home on a furlough.
C. H. Eicks of New York was a visitor
in Belmar Tuesday.
Cortlandt Heyniger has returned after
a pleasant visit in New York where he
was the guest of Percy Cooper.
Mrs. Charles Thatcher aad son of New
ark were visitors in town yesterday.
Richard Wight who recently moved to
Belmar from Elberon is ill at Ids home on Tenth avenue. Mr. Wight is having a
$5,000 cottage erected on Allen avenue, Allenhurst.
Charles Brockstedt, the new proprietor
of the Arlington Inn is preparing that
hostelry for its opening sometime next
month. Mr Brockstedt has changed the
name from Arlington Ion to “The Grand
View”.
George A. Roll, of New York, was in
town this week for a few days.
A. McKensey and family bave returned
to tbeir home in Newark after spending
several days at their cottage on Tenth av-lue.
J. H. Faulck, of New York, was a visitor in town Saturday.
Mrs. A. L. Watson, of New York, was
a recent visitor in Belmar.
Samuel Van Brunt is now occupying his small bungalow on Seventh avenue for
The Ladies’ Aid society of the First M.
E. church will hold their annual straw
berry festival, May 11. The place has
not as yet been selected.
The Union news stand at the depot has
been opened for tbe summer under the
management of, L. C. Hutton who bas
conducted same for several yean.
The new Shore Hardware and Furniture
company’s building on Ninth avenue has
been painted alright red making it look
quite attractive. |
The Coast Advertiser will be sent to
any address for ><r.ly one dollar a year.
Chamberlain's mw building on Ninth
avenue is progrc s.ng nicely.
Mrs. M. H. Wray of Brooklyn is now
in Belmar.
Present indica.icna point to a very sue*
cessful season for Belmar.
William A. Berry, one of the Asbury Park beach comwi ;sioners, and formerly
cashier of the First National Bank of Belmar, has bought a Maxwell automobile.
The box sociable and dancc given last
evening in Heroy’s hall, over the post-
office, for the benefit of the Belmar synagogue was largely attended.
Rev. Wendel P. Keeler, a Presbyterian clergyman of Piterson, is occupying the
John P. Eminon's cottage on Tenth ave
nue-
Lloyd S. Gearheart and family, of New-
York, have rented the Wolverton house
on Tenth avenue for the summer.
William L- Allen, a prominent lawyet
of New York has rented the Gloreux cot
tage on B street.
E. A-Coe aud family of Brooklyn are
occupying their cottage at Ninth avenue
and C street..
George N. k menbley, of New York,
has been spending a few days in town.
R. E. Danfort, of Newark, wasln town
this week.
Mr. and Mrs. J. H. Moore* of New
York, were in Belmar this week.
R. G. Maxwell, of Trenton, was a re
cent visitor in Belmar.
Charles G. Smith, of Bddington, Pa., has rented Thomas Lokerson’a house, cor
ner Seventh avenue and D street for the
year.
School Funds Coming
Monmouth'# Share In Mala Mam Tax
Will be $11,974.80
Fifty-one thousand, nine hundred aud
seventy-four dollars and eighty eight cents Is coming to Monmouth county within tbe
next few daya from the office of the State
Comptroller as the county’s share in the fifty per cent of the main stem school tax
now being distributed under the provisions
of the Leavitt bill, passed just before the
close of the session of the Legislature.
The other half will be given out on June
Wth. lt was ten days ago when the comp
troller began sending the money down to
tbe different counties.
The first installment of main-stern taxes
is divided among the counties, as follows t Atlantic, *38,990.58; Bergen, $46,993.93;
Burlington, $13,425.** { Camden, $49,833.
W; Cape May, $19,483.43j Cumberland,
$13,348.7*5 E^*ex, #J8S,499.08; Glonces-
$19,9*7.09; Hudson, $*84,991.03;
Hunterdon, $19,119.10; Mercer, $53,2«5. *1; Middlesex, $31,9W.75i Monmouth,
$51,974.88; Morris. $*7,044.38; Ocean,
$9,153.90; Passaic, $81,944.97; Salem,
$*,585.84; Somerset, $13,950.90; Sussex,
$8,750.96; Union, $89,*38.85, and Warren, $14,5*0.84.
Under the Leavitt fapr the terms pre
vent any of these moneys from being used
to liquidate obligations heretofore incur
red by school authorities.
5,000 Acres of Potatoes NEWS OF THE
Buhler’s Pavilion To
Open To-Morrow
John A. Buhler will open hia pavilion to-morrow (Saturday), starting the 33rd
season of his boat business. The wonderful success attained by Mr. Buhler is only
the natural outcome of the close applica
tion to work and the indefatigable energy
he devotes to any matter he puts his hand
to. Mr. Buhler has added a number of
new boats to his already large fleet, in
cluding a fine 33-foot launch. Very few
businesses in Belmar are of 33 yean standing and we heartily congratulate Mr. Buh
ler on his grand success and wish him a
prosperous 1909 season.
Opening of School Bids
Postponed to May 7
Opening of bids for the construction of
Belmar’s new h:gh school, scheduled for
last Friday night, was postponed until May 7. Several of the competing con
tractors appeared at the meeting and asked
that action be deferred for a time as they had not yet received bids from their ‘sub
contractors. TV. borough voters are again
invited to be present when the bids are opened on May V.
Belmar Deaths
Henry B. Lining died last Saturday
about 5 o’clock it the home of his mother,
Mrs. George Hvers, Sixteenth avenue.
He was about 35 /ears of age. The funer
al was held from the house on Monday
afternoon at 2 o’ :lock, with interment at
Manasquan.
George Capro i, aged 75 years, died
Monday evening about 8 o’clock at his
home on Sixteenth avenue. About 10
days ago he was stricken by paralysis,
which caused his death. He is survived
by three daughters and one son—two of
the daughters live here, one in Boston, and
the son in New York. The family came
to Belmar about one year ago from Utica,
N. Y. The funeral was held Thursday. Interment was made at Manasquan.
Farmer’a Exchange Makes Tnia fcsti
mate of Local Planting
It is estimated by the manager of the
Monmouth County Farmers' Exchange
that at least 5,000 acre* of land have been
planted ia potatoes this season by mem
bers of that organisation, and if an aver
age crop reaulta the Farmer's Exchange
will have in the neighborhood of half a
million barrels of potatoes at their dis
posal in the late summer and early fall.
The Exchange will begin next weak ship
ping asparagua for its members, and I
ries add other crops wiU be handled in like
manner in season. About 1*,000 barrels of seed potatoes were aold by the
change to its members this spring and
about $50,000 phosphate business was done <ugh the same organisation. Not all
of the seed potatoes planted by its mem
bers were purchased through the Ex
change, and perhaps not half of the phos
phate business wan done through this chan-
The seed business was done for the
most part, on a cash basis in the Exchange
this year, while independent dealers sell
many seed potatoes ami wait for their
money until the crop is harvested. Tbe
phosphate business is conducted the same way, and it was not until late that the Ex
change decided to handle phosphate al ail
this year.
‘Shadow Lawn” is
Sold For $250,000
J. Greenhut, of New York, has bought the John A. McCall property
near Long Branch, known as “Shadow Lawn.” The price paid is said to hare
been $950,000. Mr. Greenhut is owner of
one of the large dry goods bouses of New
York city. He has lived at Long Branch
several summers and contemplated build
ing a residence there at a cost of about
$100,000. The purchase of the McCall
property will probably do away with the
building of thia proposed house .
Auto
Harry L. Bailey, of Manasquan, haa
built an automobile, which he has been
using for the past week or so.
Dentist * to Ooee Early
AU the dental offices at Freehold will close at one o’clock, p. m. on Saturdays
the warm weather. Tbe closing will begin next Saturday.
Moved to Vashington, N. J .
Charles Robbii s of Manasquan moved
last week to Washington, N. J .f which
was bis former h >rae.
Real Este e Business Sold
The William L urabee real estate business at Bradley ’5 each has been bought by T. Frank Apfl by of Asbury Park.
COUNTY AN1) STATE
A Collection ol Brief tteau of iMcraM
Uathered f rom Here and
t t a n
Manasquan business nirn an o rgan ic a board of trade. They wilt meet for tha fir* time Nay *.
Pride of Howell Coflnrii. Daughter* ot Liberty, Panaiagdale, irlebrstod the fourteenth aanirefaary of the l umtin, af that rauneil last lueaday etenlnj.
lember* uf the Old Taaaaat — t
ha?e aeleeted Wedmsday, July M, at
the date for holding their
George MottoBetti, aa Italian , ohbtei
of Atlanta Highland* was attacked aad badly bruised one sight recently by a
crowd of ruffians.
Principal Slone, of the Chattle High School, will spend tbe summer abroad.
He will sail for Italy on Jane M Mrs.
k and family will spend the rammer months in Maine.
Mn Charle# E Emmons, whose has
ind was killed by being thrown trom a
freight <*ar at Red Bank a short time ago, brought suit again*! the New Y u *
and Long Branch Railroad Ct
On Tuesday May lHth, 9S boys of the
Asbury Park Christian association will
have an outing at Bronx Park, ha New
York city. They will visit the aoc gardens and also the botanical f
Oae hundred and four deeds were re
ceived at the County Clerk s office April
loth to be placed on record. That is said
to be the laigest number of transfan at
in one day ia Mm-
i Hurt Three Tines In Three Months
Frank Kelly, driver for Tin Hurley of1
Spring Lake, wa: hurt io a runaway last
week. This is the third time in three
months that Kelley has been injured in a runaway.
Honors For Freehold Man
J. Clarence Conover of Freehold bas
been elected worshipful grand master of the state lodge of Free Masons.
Diphtheria At Red Bank Bradley Beach Notes
A number of houses in Red Bfnk are
quarantined on account of diphtheria. A
son and daughter of William VanBueren, of Wharf avenue. Miss Jessie Borden, of
Catherine street, and Walter Coe, son of
Mn. Henry Coe, of Branch avenue, are
all sick with the disease, but are improv
ing. Dr. J. E. Sayre is attending all the
Want Road Widened
The officiate of Manasquan want Main
street In that place widened. Part of the
road ia owned by Manasquan borough and
part by Monmouth county. The free
holders and the Manasquan council will
meet this week to arrange for widening
and straightening the road. Manasquan
Special at Park Theatre
Excellent attractions have been the rule at the Park Theatre, 713 Cookman avenue,
Asbury Park, but for to-night and to-mor
row night the management takes pleasure
in announcing as a special feature the
comedy sketch team, Pattenon and Titus.
These artists are specialists in their line
and tbeir act is bsimfuU of catchy songs
and neat, fancy and eccentric dances,
while they keep up a constant and rapid-
fire of sidewalk conversational quips and
sparkling witticisms that keep the audi
ence in high good humor. Tbe best in
moving pictures and illustrated songs as
usual. A special matinee for ladies and children to-morrow afternoon at 9.30.
Mn. Wm. E, Howell, of Newark, was
here Wednesday looking at her property.
Miss A. C. Jacobs, of Newark, is spend
ing a few weeks at her home on Park
Place avenue.
Mrs. George Bliss, of Long Island, is
visiting friends here.
Mra. W. O. Bayonne, is vis
iting her mother. Mra. Poland.
Miss Alice Bowers iv visiting Mrs. A.
J. Scanlon, on Ocean Park avenue,
Mn. Tilton, of East Orange, has taken
possession of her new home on Brinley
avenue.
W. E. McDonald is slowly recorering from a serious attack of erysipelas.
Greater Manasquan
Governor Fort has signed a bill passed
by the last legislature, enlarging the
bounderies of Manasquan. The borough
will take in the entire beach aouth to the
Manasquan river.
Prof. S. V. Arrowsmith has been re-en-
iged aa superintendent of the Red Bank schools at a salary of $9,500 a year, an
of $95 over last year. Mias Har.
riet Ensign was re-appointed vice principal by a rote of 5 to 4.
William E. Andrews, of Naveaink, has
applied for a pat at on a demountable aad
a detachable automobile shoe aad tue.
He has invented three sets of tires and
and says that either style can he
adjusted to any make of machine la tom
L Baumgartner, of Aahnajr
Park, has beer, appointed trustee in bank
ruptcy by Referee Butcher in the matter
of L. Alberti, of Manasquan, who failed
| recently. Mr. Baumgartner took pos-
Monday. RulifV. Lawrence is the attorney
A cow own d by Elwood H. Magee,
of Everett, g re birth to a freak heifer
caif one day r ently. The calf has no
tail und its bar ;bone ends half way down
It bade. It s perfectly healthy. Mr.
Magee thinks t will be tortured by flies because it has * o tail and he will not raise it.
Tbe contrar* for building the Runison
Country Club I use has been awarded to a Newark coi ractor, who also has the
contract for th Rumson Park adjoining.
The building of the country club will require over two yean to complete. The
total outlay, it is said, will be nearly a
million dollar-.
When Mn. William F. Campbell, of Newark, inspected her summer home
Atlantic Highlands, a few days ago, ahe
found everythir. * in disorder, and evidence
everywhere tint several men had been
staying there. Two men’s shirt* were
found m the parlor, six pair of sox ha a
bedroom, and evidence of tobacco was everywhere apparent.
The New Jersey Sunday-school associa
tion will bold n Teachen’ Institute at the
Farmingdale Methodist church oil Thurs
day, May -6th. The nohools of Howell
township are especially invited to send
delegates, and all others interested in Sunday-school work are welcome.
Water has been discarded at Middle
town a« a means of laying the dust and a
new mixture known as glutris b being
used in its place. Tbe new fluid is a pro
duct of ppper mills and is guaranteed bf
the manufacturers to lay the dust of the
sandiest kind of a road for sis raontha. A
quarter-mile stretch of road on theKing'a
Highway at Middletown has been sprinkled with glutris aa an expert meat, and if
the mixture gives satisfactory results it
will probably be used permanently on the
road. The fluid is also being tried on the stone road between Long Blanch and
Elberon.
Georje Ktfffiu.n, of Kejport, who haa
been laid op for oyer twelre rheumatism and win hi
he ever heard of la hi* c
was told that U he would |
of times by hunej bees
, at IHh* poison of tbe b
A twenty-five cent can of Campbell** Stain, will restore the finish on fonroidi-
Any lady can use it. Wf
Got Sewer Contract
Clarence Bennett of Bradley Beach will |
luild tbe septic sewage disposal tank for (
tsbury Park. Hia bid was $5,785.
the road
Ii eight foot aidewalka.
lot of 9l!ix 11*6x189x134,
At a
Now 1. the time to b
a i l
will do an o Paal C. Tajl
A serenty- Floor Finish icoat. Ask
(the FOE HINT-Two
Chasing a derby hit tt out outdoor
•port that It popular only with the
lyetatora, notes the Louisville P«a*.
H’f surprising, lo the W tihloiton
•Ur. fcow much • sixteen year-old
ion eta Ull bit father that tb* uld
Bltti wou't believe.
It ahould not be overlooked, pro-
Dialing the Chicago Tribune. tbat Ger
many has a line merchant m arine all
A mtu •rqulrat Mighty ftW Vlrtata,
tight the Ne« York Prttt, till hla
obituary It wrlttea
All th ln it are divided Into two
claetM, according to Puck. The
tblngt you don't llhe and the thlngt
tbat are act good (or you.
"Are women lets honeit than
men?" Thia palpitating queatlon
hut become one of tbe great aubjectt
ready to um tkat Panauw Canal wbeo j of aiicutnlun In Parli, thank, to
It Ii completed, ^ ___^ symposium In La Revue.
bays tne uunaio i -o b i !i i« i «iai; just
aa ture ai one opens a newapaper one
aspects to see recorded the account
>f some dreadful and fatal nutooo- | BS’^ ' Ilo t l, ' ' lMI>t>’u i ' Chrl.t!ail R>|- bile accident. This It tbe theme of
Healthy people by Instinct seek tbe
society of those who are aann and
sound In body and mind All the
universal comment. And ln nearly
•very case the deaths result fpm
aareless driving.
Ister, It the tacrlfiee of those who
minister willingly to weaklings and
Invalids.
Muses the Syracuse Post-Standard:
Flfty-horaepower car. Hurry to get
Railroad crossing impassable.
M DAY AT A ( D M SCHOOLT H I NK A NT OF THU T W t
An Ai t**r l>»j Poem.
tresfWhat dees he piaat wtw plaaU a tiwsf He plant# the friend bf nun ind skyi
** ike ttikM of bum s free,iuiy, towering hijihi
He plants the flag ui breewe 1 ft of wii
. . . .__ - I
M d 1
u m m ■......m Ilie plant* a home to heaviui antgh
■ . -- and fttuiher croon of bird_ ___ I sad happy twilight betrd—!1i« treble of heaven's harmony Thete things he plants who plant# i
What d«*ee he plant whe pfcata a treeT He plants eool ahsd« and tender rain.
And seed and bud of days to be,Ami year* that fade and, Hush r He plants
Tbe new China, contends tbe Bot-
ton Herald, it at firmly and proudly i borae.
national as la the old. She U not a b.|nK 0M() bjr rallroada Tedloul
ward and doe. not recognlre tba j deUy up for u Sevonti-IWe
juardlanship ol other nations. It aha | rat|e, (,our Se„n , "Oood
la opening bar eyaa and bar mind and ! heavem. we're late already!" Open
la accepting progressive Ideas abe j t6(, ttrot0, wWer j „ it then a tlra
must b« permitted to move forward j b u r l t , „ „ d there's an explosion, a
•lowly. | somersault and unpleasant slrzllng
Tke greatest aoarce 0t untruth I . The noble sport of antomobll-
American 111. I. not deliberate resolve | <»I has lost another devotee.
to lie. The real tource of the evil it
Intellectual slovenliness, unwilling-
nett to buchle down to hard work
and willingness to make shelter in
the first and easiest refuge tbat offers.
—President Faunce, of Brown. In
other words, explains the New York
Ban, a failure to realise tbe danger
of being found out.
NATIVE TREES FOR ARBOR DAY
By legislation several American
States have definitely fixed the status
ol corporations as persons In the full
meaning of the term, and now New j
-York by a judgment of Its highest j court holds that corporations as well
at persons may be punished for boml- j dde.
The Hebrew word “Talmud,” de
clares the New York 8un, Is defined
in the “Jewish Encyclopedia” as an
old scholastic term of the Tannaim,
or teachers of the oral law, and is a
noun formed from the verb llmmed,
“to teach.” It therefore means pri
marily “teaching,” although it de
notes also "learning;” lt is employed
in this latter sense with special ref
erence to the Torah, the terms "Tal
mud” and "Torah” being usually
combined to indicate tbe study of tbe
law both In Its wider and in its more
restricted sense.
Here is a hint for the women who Tbls righteous decree, avera j fldget . n(J fret and (a M i u r , e, Edw in
the New York World, cannot fail to
have a far-reaching effect upon the
welfare of men, women and children
who work under unfavorable and
even dangerous conditions.
One of the most polished And
painstaking of English authors re
garded correct spelling as a totally
unnecessary accomplishment. In his
Introduction to R. L. Stevenson’s let-
ters, 8 Idncy Colvin writes: “I have
not held myself bound to reproduce
all the author’s minor eccentricities
of spelling and tba like. As all hit
friends are aware, to spell in a quite
accurate and grown-up manner was
a thing which this master of English
letters was never able to learn,”
If a novel bill introduced in the
New Jersey Senate by Mr. Leavitt be
comes a law, any person thinking
himself Insane, or about to become
•ot will have tbe right to go to any
ef the State asylums and upon appli
cation to the medical director, be ad
mitted for treatment. Another bill
of Mr. Leavitt’s provides for the com
mitment of confirmed inebriates to
insane asylums. Both bills were in
troduced at the request of Dr. Henry
'A. Cotton, medical director of the
State Hospital for the Insane at Tren
ton.
Markham, ln the Red Book. Go into
the silence at certain times of the
day. One need not nec<#3arily retire
for formal prayer. “He who is in
the path of duty needs no prayer,"
said a wise Oriental. But in the
silence you will find the peace and
strength pf prayer. In withdrawing
from the pressure of things and get
ting in touch with the great souifet
of power, you will find the peace and
strength of prayer. In withdrawing
from tbe pressure of things and get
ting In touch with the great source*
of power, you will absorb power.
The best of marriages bave theli
desperate moments, and the average
marriage is full of dark corners,
writes the Boston Post. Possibly
these come to stimulate our faith in
love and our courage and good sense
in perplexity. To run away from
pressing responsibility is as cowardly
in marriage as it is in war. To find
one’s temporary "affinity” when the
will is weak is an easy discovery. But
what after attendant dissolution of
character! It is better to make the
best of the weaknesses of one’s wife
or one’s husband. Tenderness,
thoughtfulness, unselfishness, cour
age and hope will generally trans
mute the hardest marital problem
into two happy lives. The best affln-
The chief objection to the proposed j tty in thc man’s wife and the woman's
Federal quarantine of the gypBy | husband,
moth, pleads the Boston Transcript,
Is that it ^rould cost an extra hun
dred thousand dollars a year. But
this is not a large sum, in view of the
five hundred thousand which is spent
annually on the Federal Bureau of
Entomology, largely in fighting im
ported pests, and the seven hundred
and fifty ' thousand dollars which is
every year expended in New England
in pursuit of the moth pests alone.
The present plan of the Federal au
thorities, when they learn of any sus
pected importation, is to notify the
entomologist of the State concorncd
to go in pursuit of it, aud where no
such ofllccr has been provided they
try in some way to attend to it them
selves. The situation is in conse
quence complicated, especially with
the varying laws and practices of the
States, and it i3 clear that consider
able benefit would accrue from a
more effective nationalizing of this
•crutiny.
Photographs of persons and places
are perfectly legitimate accompani
ments of modern journalism. They
often greatly Increase the interest of
the daily record of news. In some
cases, however, objects the New York
Times, not the slightest value could
be attached to any picture which
might have been taken. Tho im- I beautiful trees i% blossom that can be
pertinence of the photographer, his j
refusal to leave the cemetery at the J
request of friends of the family, or |
IT Ij always a matter of pride and congratula tlon with us tbat we have the largest and finest flora of native trees known to any country ln the world. In view of this fact, It must be ad mltted that we do not always rise to our opportunities. In the East- ern States we see
maples and elms planted everywhere and always; and if there are some poplars added In the Western 8 tates, it 'is chiefly because maples do not succeed there. Elms and maples are unquestionably the best street trees for the Northeastern States, but they do not thrive equally well everywhere, and even ln New England there are many other species which do well and which ought to be planted for the sake of variety, if for nothing more.
Theae matters ought to be considered at the return of Arbor Day. Children in the schools ought to learn something about tbe great wealth which this country enjoys in its native trees. It is quite as important as to iearn about rivers, railroads and Industries. The tree planting which is done on the school grounds on Arbor Day should be something more than the setting of one elm, or even a row of maple trees. This should be a day for leaving the beaten path and doing something unusual, especially if it be unusually good. Let this be the time for adding to the collections on the school grounds some of those rare and curious trees and shrubs which are beautiful and worthy in themselves, but which on account of their rarity are seldom seen.
The oaks are neglected more In proportion to their deserts than any other native trees. There seems to be a notion current that oaks are very slow-growing trees; but the fact is that all the best species— the red oak, white oak, scarlet oak, pin oak, mossy-cup oak— are all good growers, and will make large, impressive, shade-giving trees almost or quite as soon as maples or even elms. The live oak, of course, enjoys a deserved pre-eminence as a shade tree In its own section.
The native linden, or basswood, makes a good tree. The buttonwood or sycamore is even better, and in middle latitudes can hardly be surpassed. The tulip tree is good. So is the white ash.
However, attention needs to be called particularly to some of the smaller and still rarer trees and shrubs as being especially appropriate for school grounds and altogether proper for Arbor Day planting. Such is the beautiful red bud or native Judas tree, which bursts into a flame of blossoms at the first feeling of spring in the air. Its beauties come round while the schools are still in session. Another small tree, especially suited to the school grounds, but never planted on Arbor Day, is the flowering dogwood. The prairie crab or native apple (Pyrus coro- narla) is hardly known even in its own locality, but it is one of the most
While red hair Is exceptional, it ia
not so rare as to explain the ridicult
to which it Is subjected, maintains
the Philadelphia Record. Children
will terrorize any one of their num
ber who has red hair, and it is only
in well-bred society that adults so
endowed can escape annoyance. Yet
it has stately associations and artistic
merits. Thomas Jefferson had red
hair; so did Marquis de Lafayette.
Queen Elizabeth had red hair. Who
has not been told that Titian loved
to paint that warm huo which
is generally accompanied by an
unusually fine complexion? And
yet the amount of torment tbat
any very red-headed boy or girl Will
have to go through before reaching
the age at which native savagery is
usually covered by a veneer of civil
ization i3 tiimply incalculable. The
I effect of habitual teasing, guy-
and annoyance ia very serious,
I If red-headed persons are quick
I it is less likely that the hair
I the disposition go together than
t hectoring on account of
to desist from his efforts to snap pic-
tures, call for general condemnation
from all newspapers, including the
one he claims to be connected wjth.
The ethics of the yellowist kind of
journalism do not sanction such an
inexcusable interference with private
rights and vulgar disregard of the
grief of the afflicted.
Mayor Reyburn has been ap
proached with a proposition to repair
the crack in the Liberty Bell. A Eu
ropean.firm guaranteed to make it "as
good as now.” To what end, demands
the Philadelphia Inquirer? There Ib
but one purpose' to be gained from i
cueh patching, that of* reclaiming the i
peal, of the treasured old relic, while J
on the other band the objections)
against thc proposal arc many. That
they are, for the most part, senti
mental does not make them any less
Important. Tho very crack itself is
historic. It Jo in every picture ever
made of the bell. Every schoolboy
knows that it occurred while the bell
waa boicg tolled during the funeral
services of Chief Justice Marshall.
To place It where its peal could be
heard vould necessitate putting it
whoro it could not be easily viewed.
It has for years served as an obj«ct
lesson to the youth of the land, and
it should remain such. There is, too,
the danger tbat In being repaired it
j might be irretrievably ruined. The
company offers to furnish a bond
f against such an accident*- but what
amount would he sufficient to cover
the loss? The bell is not tica-iured
1 «a iMcuui Ml Uf iBtriaili t*Im .
found anywhere. It thrives almost anywhere that a common apple tree will grow. The Kentucky coffee tree Is a beautiful and curious specie? which will grow in almost all parts of the country, but which thousands of honest people have never seen.
This list is by no means complete. It is intended only to be suggestive. In the way of shrubs—which ought to be planted even more freely than trees on the school grounds— the opportunity for happy selections is even greater. There are dogwoods, barberries, buffalo berries, native roses, and other sorts galore, some of which can be collected In every neighborhood, and all of which can be easily secured through the plant dealers. These things ought to be on the grounds of every school, especially every 'rural Bchool; and Arbor Day is the day to put t&em. there.— The Country Gentleman.
liaby Ben’s Arbor Day-
Three nice round holes, all In a row, and four little trees to be planted. There wasn’t a “pair 0’ twins” ln the lot, either!
Hal explained it In thlt way: “Yoa see, Baby Ben it only Jutt makin’ b’lieve to plant a tree. Tom and Joe and I took ours up, oh, to carefully, and saved every little root we could; but just look at Ben, wlll you?”
Baby Ben did not propose to be left out of any good time, ao he had announced that he, tpo, was going to "p’ant a t'ee.n He had hunted about until he had found a green stick that
the glory e» th« plain;______v heritage;
hjf harvest of a (-Mining uso.The joy that unborn eywi nhall Them- thing* • • plantu who plant* a
What doee ht plant who plant* a tree?lie plantu. ip-tap, and leaf, anti wood,
In l#ve of home and loyalty Ah far catt thought 01 civic go«d- II., Mewi ng* on the neigh l>orltiHHl
Who in the nollow of .Hia hand Hold* all the growth of all our land—
A nation's growth from *«*u to eea Stirs in hia heart who plat ita a tree
—Hsb>t Cuyler fiunner.
H e lp fu l li i i lU ‘tln*.
The nature atudy bulletins seat out from Cornell University will help teachen in planning work for their pupils. Tbe literary selections fouud in the annual or gathered by teachert ahould be a means of ltnpreasing upon pupils that a close obtervatlon of nature and .ier ways has afforded pleasure and profit to people who are widely known through their writings. An exhibition of their drawings and the written accounts of what they have learned, from some tree,
IN T H E G l^ E E N
—From Outing Magazine.
some one had thrown away after driving home the cows. With a case- knife from the kitchen he had sharpened the lower end, and was now gravely pressing the point down into the soft, moist earth! You see, Baby Ben didn’t have to dig a hole ln order to set out his “t ’ee! ”
“Oh, you funny little chap!" said Joe, sifting fine earth carefully about the roots of his own little elm, and pressing lt firmly down. “I ’m afraid you’re going to be disappointed, if you watch for that ‘t ’ee’ to grow!"
But, will you believe lt, it grew faster than any of the other three— to the amazement of Tom and Joe and Hal! It sent out half a dozen branches before the others had reached the point of sending out buds; and all because Baby Ben had happened to pick up a willow twig with which to celebrate Arbor Day.
It. was quite an “exprisement," as Tom expressed it, but both he and the other two boys have since discovered that there are several other kinds of wood besides the willow that will often take root and grow quickly when planted with as little ceremony as.Baby Ben made use of in planting his first " t ’ee.”— W. p.
Preserve Arbor Day Annuals.
Arbor Day annuals are the property of the school district and should be preserved- by teachers and trustees for future use. Choose a committee of pupils, whose duty it shall be to care for the trees which are planted and report next Arbor Day.
plant, insect, bird or flower will not only decorate the school room and Interest parents, but will make the day of value to the pupils. In a large school it is impracticable to have all pupils appear ln a well-arranged program, but it is possible to have each child make some contribution of work.
Framboyan Trees Lining tbe Roadway.
A FINE AUTOMOBILE COURSE.
Arbor Day.
How many rural schools to-day observe Arb^r Day, a day in \5rJ1ich every farmer should be interested; for the day is one of much importance to the farmer in general and especially to those that live on the bleak prairies.
Once when passing a well shaded farm home on a prairie farm I noted the different appearance in the looks of It and the unprotected houses in the neighborhood; when I had an opportunity I engaged the owner in a conversation, learning many useful facts. To my question of whether he observed Arbor Day, he replied, “Yes, I observe Arbor Day, but every day is arbor day wben it comes to planting trees,” which I considered good logic, as a person could plant very few trees, compared with, what is needed, working only one day in the year.
Arbor Day at Bchool, when properly carried out. is one of the most entertaining and MWtructing days of a school. There can be prepared a very
T— |1LM morning hours; tha to be spent in
treeB that will grow up to be monuments to the pleasapU&t and most beneficial day of the session if entered into ln the proper spirit and the children have the proper amount of enthusiasm.
Nothing equals the tree in making the earth a pleasant abode for man, to say nothing of the intrinsic value of them. The Arbor Day spirit is one of generosity and the day is one festival which instead of looking backward to glorify achievements of the past or praising present enterprises it looks forward seeking to make better environments, a more pleasant abode for the habitation of the coming generations.
It does not seem so strange that an institution with such a spirit and with so much to commend it to the attention of the intelligent persons, especially tbe arduous nature of tbe young, should have such a speedy and general acceptance. ,It-has on its own merits and without any lobbying, been adopted by nearly every State in the Union, and not being limited by any National Government lines, it bat
m
coming established In Great Britain, France and many old world countries, and now it has crossed the Pacific on the west, and met with a hearty welcome in Hawaii and Japan.
In a Bad Fix.In ten minutes the battle would be
gin. The enemy outnumbered them fife to one.
“Boys,” said the captain, solemnly, “we have hard work before us. See that you are all armed to the teeth. ”
Far dowh the line little O’Flarity nervously held up his hand.
“Please, captain!"“Well, O’Flarlty?”“I-*—I haven’t any tathe. ”—Chicago
News.
Thc Possum.
"How do yoab ’possum taste, suh?" asked tbe solicitous waiter. "Well," replied the patron who had ordered the article, ""it tastes pretty good, but It Isn’t possum.” "No,
waller, "an’ da ft
lutotafila It ohe of the cure*** of the act Doubtiatf i t n to effect at wall aa a cauae of ntrvoua troubles. The pbytical batis of sleep it the
need of tba neurone—that te, the nerve cells with their fibres—of reat 10 that they may N> built up again for new work. Yet thlt doee not wholly explain the mystery of bIs«9 » for, st we all know, there are tiraea wben we art too tired to sleep.
Hut deep Is also a moral necessity For the time #e are withdrawn from material snd external Influences, which lend to harden snd vulgarise our nature, and as wise meu In all ages have thought, It Is probably in sleep that we are open to the higher Influences the spiritual world. Be this as It m y , we can he sure that sleep reinforces the moral powers. Many an Intending suicide has relinquished bis sad purpose after a few hours’ refreshing rest, It Is in sleep that healing and recuperative forces are at work
"Without sleep and hope,” lays Immanuel Kant, "man would be the most miserable of beings.’* Worry and sleeplessness are closely related.
As Dr. Saleeby well says: "The man who sleeps well Is ipao facto a practical optimist, while the victim ot insomnia Is Ipso facto a practical pessimist, a man who worries.”
There are, however, some popular fallacies about Insomnia that require to be dissipated. We often hear people say: “I have not slept a wink for a week.” If the saying were true, it is more than likely that such persons would have slept the sleep that knows no waking. We know from experiment that If animals are deprived of sleep for about 1 2 0 hours, even though food Is supplied to them during that period, death will ensue. Therefore, by Insomnia we mean not absolute, but only partial, sleeplessness. The nervous person sleeps more than he thinks he does.
Still, tbls partial lack of sleep has Injurious effects upon the whole nature, and the victim of nervousness cannot do better than begin the reconstruction of his life by earnestly facing tbe question of sleep. To regain the lost power to sleep soundly is to make the first step toward the restoration of nervous health and strength.— From an Article In Smith’s Magazine.
The Humble Gam.
By T. L. MASSON.Everybody has heard of the clam,
for he has of late years achieved celebrity by lending the use of his name for broth, a form of warm water used in restaurants and soda fountains.
Those who have studied the clam, however, know that he is in reality a remarkable individual.
Tbe clam begins by depositing himself in a sand bank. He takes out no fire insurance, and may be seen occasionally squirting out water, as a pre- caution against any sparks tbat might fall inadvertently.
The clam in summer wearB a Bbeath gown open at the sides, but sc modest is he (or she) that it is immediately closed up at the approach
another person.Clams have decollete necks, which
they are very fond of displaying in broad daylight. This, of course, jnakes them very sunburned. *3 It would be much better if, during the sunny part of flie day, the clam would wear a veil.
Clams live usually ln flats, and always go down through tbe roof.
In their native element they are very much at home, but when seen in company with human beings they are usually in the soup or frittering away their lives.— From Judge.
euh,” rejoined the 1 a sign it’t genuine,
la 1
Undeveloped Brazil.It Is very sad to note that at the
time when Spruce visited the Amazon —with the exception of a very fe^ spots at long distances apart— the mighty river, with its vast network of tributaries, was practically deserted. Th.e traveler speaks of the Rio Negro as ‘‘the dead river.” The'in' mense area contained , only scatter^, groups of Indians, with here and there a few half-breeds. Some progress, with the introduction of steam navigation, has been made since the period with which these volumes deal, but still the far larger part of the Amazonian regions is, to all intents and purposes, uninhabited.
To any one who has studied the history of exploration and settlement in the basin of the Amazon from the days of Orellana, Teixeira and Samuel Fritz to those of La Condamine,. Humboldt and Schomburgk, the salient fact that stands out Ib the failure alike of Portuguese and Spaniard to utilize the splendid waterways and rich territory which they had had the good fortune to acquire. All the earliest records show the banks thickly populated by native trlbeB.— London Times.
Blobba— " I lovt the o l! aong* beet.” Blobbe— "Why?” 91obba— “Becaute no one tingB them now.’* — Philadelphia Record,
“Money may make the mare go/' said tlncle Eben, "but I don’t tee as it ’t much of a guarantee agin kickin '/ ’— Waahington Star /
“You are a liar!” exclaimed th* firet man, hotly. “May be ao/’ replied the other, “but thank goodnets, I ’m . not aentltlve.”*?<fflMi*d*!phla Ledger.
Wouldn’t do for a Sunday-school banner.—Boeton Traveler.
“When they summon you to court, Hiram, will you corroborate my aa- tertiona?” “I dasn’t say I ’ll go as fur at tbet, air, but I ’ll atand by what ye says.”— Baltimore American.
The amateur forecaster had been hitting off the weather remarkably well. “I t ’a very simple,” he explained. “I get the official prediction*, and reverse ’em."— Philadelphia Ledger.
Mrs. Pecken— “I guess my brother will live and die a bachelor. He aaya he’s afraid to marry.” Pecken— “That’s funny. I never knew what fear was when I waa single."—-Chicago Daily Newt.
"Are you ln favor of changing the date of the day of inauguration?” “I am,” answered the 8enator addressed. "Quote me to that effect. Put me on record. It ’s a harmles* issue."— Louisville Courler-Journal.
“Fools rush in where angels fear to tread," remarked Lightwlt, meet- ; ing Sharp at a reception the other evening. "That’s right, my boy,” rejoined Sharp, extending his hand, “but I ’m delighted to see you here, Just the same.”— Chicago Dally News.
To the man who’s always gruntin'And a-arumblin’ and a-kickin',
The world don’t owe a living’,But a thunderin’ big lickin'.
—Boston Transcript.“Yes, alster’ll be down ln just a
minute, maybe. Don’t you think she's- awfully funny?” "Why, no.” “Don’t you? Well, anyway, you know sfae’r a big story-teller, don’t you?” ”No.n "Well, she is, just the same. She said she had a string to you— but I don’t see any.”— Cleveland Plain- Dealer.
It was at tbe musical. "Do you play?” asked the long-haired individual. “Oh, yes,” replied the man In the red tie. “Do you play Beethoven?” asked he of the long hair. "No, but I ’ll play you a game of pinochle if we can get away from this racket,” replied the man ln the red tie.— Philadelphia Record.
"And what are your opinions concerning the tariff?” "I must decline to be interviewed,” answered Senator Sorghum. "But you will make speeches on the subject5?" "O f course. But I can handle a Speech so that people will wonder what 1 am getting at; you would insist on letting them know precisely what I mean.”— Washington Star.
His Business Ability.In the Adlrondacks lives a man too
lazy to work, but evidently of great business ability. One winter, when he was sitting around smoking, his family came so near starving that some of his neighbors, who could ill afford to help him, took up a collection and bought for the Buffering family a barrel of flour, a barrel of pork and a load of wood. \They were not considerate enough to cut the wood, but the business man knew how to manage. He hired some of his neighbors, who had not contributed to his donation, to cut the wood, and paid them with half the pork and half the flour.-—Llppincott’s.
Deer Through Kitchen Window.A deer chased by doga jumped
through the kitchen window at the home of Charles H. McLure, of South Ryegate, hurriedly leaving through another window.
The deer was then followed by a number of men and after a long pur* Buit was found in an exhausted condition from the loss of blood causod by being cut by the window glass.— 8 t. Albans Mesaenger.
A Gold-Brick Town.
There are many remarkable townr ln Mexlcp, but none more Interesting than Guanajuato, "The Hill of the Frog.” It might more properly be called the “gold-brick town,” for the houses have been found to contain much gold. This is a curious situation, but it came about naturally. Guanajuato— pronounced Wah-nah- wahto— is one of the oldest mining towns in Mexico; but the value of tho place as a town was discovered when a railroad company decided to build a station there. It Was found necessary to tear down about three hundred adobe buildings, which were made of the refuse of various mines after the ore w*as extracted.
When it became known that the old adobe buildings would be torn down, pleceB taken at random were Assayed. It was found that because of the old process, which lost much gold and silver, they assayed from $3 to $24 a ton. The mean value was estimated to run about $8 gold per ton. The old buildings have brought about $30,000 Mexican in gold, and persons who hate built since the new machinery has been installed ln the mines are bemoaning the fact that the new houses do not contain as much gold as the old.
An Inexhaustible Mine.
How many generations of men have been at work upon Shakespeare, Dante and Homer, without any danger of exhausting the mine of wealth these offer! And the Bible— it is aa exhauttleafr as eternity. No one ever will come to the end of the riches in that great library of every species of literature. Eyery wise man who has ever made a list of the greatest books in tpie world has put the Bible firat. It is said that young people are reading the Bible less than they once did; If lt be true, lt it sure they are employing their reading hours to less advantage.— St. Nicholas.
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The Power of Man Over Plants.ty ml n v n n mm c m *t m oa*art*s*t •* % ts* im
We all fcouw what mi net tion a id environment w ill do for th * ch ild la
tb* w ar o i mold log h i* ebar*et*r: fo rm ing h it m ind and shap ing h it
future life A few lltactrattona. It
s**m * to n a , w ill show th a t a a itn ilar
change aa? be produced la plants thapaclvea la faet, a great dlaiinc- tloa has long bean recognised
twsen wild and cu ltiv a ted p ia n u . I t
Is a m atter o f un ive rsa l experience
that under c u ltiv a tio n p lan ts change
their character.
Ona remarkable illustration of this fact Is the sagar beet la the wild or uncultivated state the sagar" beet is Indigenous to Southern lurope, especially , along Ita Mediterranean corns ts tinder cultivation it has been converted from a plant coataining only three or four per cent, of sugar lo ona which contains from twslvs to sixteen per cent
Thla has made it posaibie to utilise tha beet for the production of sugar to auch an extent that tha amount of sugsr which is now produced from the beat is equal to that which la produced from the sugsr cane.
Tbs factors which ars active in tbe production of changes in plants are soil, sunshine, rainfall, cultivation, terttlleatloa and selection. It ia through the scientific use of these fsctorg that man produces the modi flcations he desires upon plants, whether they be for the production ot foods or drugs. In regard to the matter of drugs, it is interesting to know that comparatively little has been accomplished in the way of modifying the medicinal properties of plsnts by use of the factors above mentioned. Nearly all our medicinal drugs of vegetable origin are derived from the wild or practically wild plant. It bas only been of late years that tho possibility of improving the medicinal composition of plants by human agencies has been realized.
A drug of very high potency, which possesses violently poisonous proper* ties in fact, ia hydrocyanic or prussic acid. This acid naturally exists in many plants, notably in the kernels o f peaches* apricots and fruits ot that description, and in the root of the plant known as the cassava. Cassava Is a source of large Quantities of starch, and especially of that fopd product which is so highly priced, known as tapioca.
It is Important that the plants selected for the manufacture of tapioca bp free from hydrocyanic acid, or as nearly so as possible. It has been observed tbat by pushing the cultivation of the cassava plant northward just as far as It can crow and hate a sufficiently long summer to produce maturity, the quantity of hydrocyanic add is diminished. *
Within the past two or thres years ^tematic investigations have been
made toward the selection of cassava plants of a low content of hydrocyanic acid for the purpose of planting, and aecuri’ng by selection! plants containing less quantities of this undesirable medicinal substance. Extensive experiments looking to this end have been made in Southern Mississippi and in Florida. /
Heredity in Plants. '•
It is a well known principle cnat ■qualities in plants, as in animals, are largely hereditary. This is the keynote of what is known as selection In the improvement of plants. By chemical analysis those plants are selected which have the largest quantities of the desirable constituents or the smallest quantities of undesirable constituents, and these plants are used for the propagation of others. One of the earliest and most extensive experiments of this kind was conducted under my supervision, in collaboration with the late Mr. A. A. Denton, in the improvement of the sorghum plant.
A series of experiments was conducted extending over eight years, with the idea of increasing the content of sugar in sorghum for the purpose of securing a plant which would be suitable for the manufacture of sugar. In this experimental work there was selected by analysis the best typical cane, that is, the cane containing the largest quantities of sugar, and by comparison, the smallest quantities of undesirable qualities, and the seeds of this cane were used for the work.
In regard to plants which produce drugs, it has been noticed that when they are brought from their native environment and planted in greenhouses, the quantity of the drug which they produce is usually diminished. The cinchona tree in captivity does not by any means produce the •quantity of quinine which is found in it in its native forests. On the other hand, otber constituents of plants, whether desirable or undesirable, may be increased in quantity undef such conditions.
The improvement of plants of all klndB by the means which are in the hands of the scientific worker become a very important part of agricultural research. The Department of Agriculture at Washington and nearly all the agricultural expepty ment stations of the several States are engaged actively in this work.It is extending to all kinds of field -crops, even those of staple character.
Particularly may be mentioned the work in the improvement of Indian corn, which has been vigorously prosecuted by the agricultural experiment Btatlon of Illinois, and the work in the improvement of cotton, which has been practiced under the direction of the scientific men of the Department of Agriculture in the Southern Sta'tes.
Astis well known, there are two great varieties of cotton, known as sea island and upland. The sea island ■cotton has the longer and better fiber land brings a much higher price in the
eiarket than can be secured for the pland. The Improvement of the sea 'Island cotton and the extension of its
fcrowth to the mainland Are, therefore, highly desirable.
The sea island cotton, when first Introduced to this country, was a slowly maturing variety, and It wss difficult to secure proper seed. Therefore U t
get s variety which would ripen well osar tha coast or oa Islands off tho coast of South Carolina and Georgia, Success attended tbs experiments, and a variety ot sea Island cotton was prryluced capable of much wider extension than the original. A loogei aad better liber has been deveio] as well as a more hardy plant and oi producing a larger yield.
In regard to the method* of Improving Indian corn, it may be said the not only Is the Indian corn bred on account ot Its composition and chsrscter, but also on sccount of its physios! appesrsnce. Work of this kind has been vary extensively done at the Kansas Agricultural Nxperi ment Station.
Mr. Luther Burbank has produced some veryremarkahietranstormatlons of plants by the use of the factors which have been mentioned before la connection with cross-fertllixation and other means of improvement.
The Magic of OnMS*FertUlution.
The Idea of cross-fertilization is suggested by Nature herself. The birds and* bees carry the pollen from plant to plant, and often affect cross fertilisation in fttis way.
This idfca has been worked out in a scientific manner, ao that systematic cross-pollenizat Ion or fertilisation haa now become one of the most important means .of modifying plant life. These modifications may be good or bad. Those that are bad are aban doned, and those that ars good sre retained and propagated until distinct types br varieties are established. The human hand, in other words, takes the place of the bee or the bird, It may be possible to produce almost any kind of variation in a plant by patient and scientific effort. Those quakes in plants which arc most useful and are most beautiful may be developed, modified and increased for the pleasure and the benefit of mao. Thus progress may go on almost w i% out limit.
A systematic and scientific cultivation of drug plants in the United 8tates with a purpose ot adapting them to practical use is an undertaking of recent origin. The Department of Agriculture has begun these investigations because of the fact that the natural supply of drug plsnts in the United States is rapidly being exhausted. Among the plants which have been experimented with may be mentioned licorice, capsicum, sage, belladonna, caraway, anise and coriander.
Especially in oar Southern States is It evident that there are many advantages of which the grower of drugs msy avail himself. The long growing season, warm summers, and the abundant rain supply are favorable to the growth of drug plants ot many kinds.
In addition to the drugs already mentioned there have been cultivated, with an Intent to domesticate them, a number of drug plants heretofore growing wild.
Golden seal is a plant ot value as a drug, and its use has been of such a character as practically to exhaust the natural supply. The forests of the country have been searched far and near for the plant growing In a wild state.
For a number of years this plant has been under observation tn the testing gardens at Washington, and some of the points which seem to be
has bean ealltvsled botb Is Waahln*.ton snd la fastfc C a ro lin a Frofi
aor Sargent, of H arvard U niversity ,
atatea th a t a t tbe A rno ld A fbore tu i
the csaeara m a in ta in s aa « ta t* n c * j
a fter som e year* of tfa jjaU iuu , but evss tua liy dies Senega, anakeroot and purple eeneflowpt are other drug
plants to w hich particu la r a tten tion
has been given
The H ighw ay a ini the Aul^HnobUeb j
A serious problem w hich grows IS j
Im portance every year Is th a t of the 1
re lation of th« au tom ob ile to the pub
lic h ighw ays, saya Scientific A marl- ;
The above are sufficient a iam p .ee j That tha su tom oh lia la tha most
to ahow th a t th * cu ltiv a tio n of dru| o f Sll agents in the brsaklog
plants m ay result In a very profitable down o f m acadam ised roada la a fact
ladua try , but it must be conducted ia that haa been long recognised by our
such a way aa to preaervs and In S**1® inters. and o f la te yaara it
has become ao evident, th a t not even
the moat enthus iastic au tom obtlia t
can deuy th a t great dam age la done
W hen a n«w stretch of m acadam ised
roadway Is th row n open to th * public,
It offers such strong a ttrac tion to au> tom oblle owner* th a t, even in cases
where ita uae involvea a conalderabie
de tour aa compared with shorter
rou t** ov*r roada o f Inferior quality ,
it is c*rtaln to become so popular
with th* rubb*r-tired vehicle* th a t
th«y will frequently coostltut* tba majority of the traffic The in it ia l
A French chemist haa invented s tablet which, if diaeolved in a glaaa ol
water, will give off aa much oxyget
to clarify the sir iu a room aa though a window hrd b*en left opan for ao npur.
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the valuable Ingredisnta of the planta, and it requires the highest de- gras of scientific aklll.
If tbe youth of our country can be
got to take an Intereat in tbe mar veloua possib ilities of country lit*, es p*clally in tbe application of acience to the Im provem ent o f plants and the developm ent of new varieties, rural Ufa w ill become m uch more attractive than It ia at preaent. There ia a gen
eral idea th a t on ly mediocre ta le n t It
required for asrvlce on the fa rm and
In the garden, b u t i t is evident from
the achievem ents already m ade that
the h ighest ta len t can find o p p o r tu n
ity for expraaslon in these avenues of
ac tiv ity ,— Y ou th '* Com panion .
A sclentlflt labor of tbe utmost lm porta nee aad interest is about to b« commenced from Shanghai This li a magnetic survey of China, and Dr Edwards, of the Carnegie Institute
“ r ; „ s j s j j l s e i r " r ? oqii! r -nrim.rti.. i of » P*1* brown color B o il it up
Urowntiread Omelet.
Two ounce* brownbrea.1, one tab le ,
apoonful butter, one ounce of cold ham, half teaapoonful of salt, quarter teaspoonful peppeT, three tggs, one gill of milk Place a wire aleve over a baaln, rub the bread through, add the salt, pepper end milk. Then
add the eggs well beaten, than add the ham chopped very flue and mix all well together Melt tbe butter in an omelet pan, pour in the mixture and
The King °* Greoce la the poorest of reigning monarch*.
preparing for the work.
In describing h i* lateat journey ir
Thibet, ended lu r in g the present
year. Dr. Bvea Hed In aay a th a t the
greatest result achieved la the dlacovery of a continuous m ouota ia
chain 2000 m iles long, s tretching east
breaking down of tbe carefully-pre- and weet. and which, taken aa pared aurfaea la almoet Immediate whole, la the moat maaiive range oe Th* *o-catl*d “auction’’ of th* awlftly. the cruat of the earth.revolving rubber tirea plcka up the j ---
fiaely-cruahed blading material of tb« Expert* have held that the ao-called surface, and throwa It to the rear, ex- , “cat" of the ancient Bomana aad posing th* broken edge* of tb* top Greeks— “ailorua," the wavy tailed
pale Drown color B o ll it up care fu lly and place it in hot d ish ior the oven fo r five m inutes. Serve very ho t.— New York Pres*.
Half a pound of cold cooked pork, chopped finely, aa* shallot, one heap* Ing tablespoonful butter, one egg, one tabieapoonful curry powder, one teaapoonful of flour, one teaapoonful salt, one teaapoonful of lemon, one cupful of milk, one tabieapoonful of chopped cocoanut, one egg and one dessertspoonful chopped paraley.
course of macadam Theae in theii \ one— waa not a cat at all, but a kind j Cbop tb® *b*j,ot finely and fry it An turn are brokqn down, ground into j 0f weaael. Tho mummified Egyp- | tiie butter for a few minute*, then duat, picked up by the passing tlan animal, however, was a genuine | add *n th# oth#r l**r*dients and wheels, aud carried by the wind intc oat, even If certain peculiarities about' cook tor flTe mtnuteB Grease a pud- the adjoining fields, or sifted upon j it* (eetb make U difficult to regard' d,n* IK>ur ,n “ txture and bake Ihe lawn* and buildinga of adjacent ! it as a near relative of the modem ; ln a oven till brown,property. The proceaa of dlslntegra- j domeatic puss. j ^ rve with plain boiled rice.— New
, * , 1 Mon 80®* on st a speed proportionate investigatlona of tbe recent royal1 Y°rl|f*^re*s.There are 270 active volcanoes in to density of the traffic, until fin-, commlaaion ot ooal suppllea have ■ —
the world, moat of them unimpor- 1uJr ttje heavy underlying foundation shown tbat the preaenl Inefficient con
U n t ' I rock of the macadam ia eipoeed sumption of coal in Great Brltalc, When thla condition haa been reached, ieads to a waste of from 40,000,000
America auppliea the bulk of the | |here |B nothing for it but to practl- I to 60,000,000 tone per annum, andcoffee and cacao and Asia tha tea.
England has a drinking place to every 243 inhabitants.
To the casual observer all mcer- chaum looks alike, but there are thirteen recognized graces of this material.
The Austrian Government intends to electrify Its mountain rallwaya, and has been studying the question of hydro-electric plants in Scandi-
cally rebuild the roadway, or at leasi j it u also responsible for the greatetthe upper half of it. The deatructive proportion of smoke and duat fromaction of automobile traffic has been which they suffer. Thirty per centgreatly Intensified tn recent yeara by 0f the total Brltiah consumption olthe introduction of chains and other coal might be saved by employing ft*non-akiddlng devices, which are un- begt known .meaos for such purpose.doubtedly active agents in breaking ____down and pulverizing the surface Ther« ,B constructed^for thedressing and the upper, brokpn-stone structural materials testing labora-layera of a macadamized road. toriea of tbe United 8tatea Geological
There are but two courses open In survey, a vertical compression test-dealing with this perplexing and very serious problem. Either the automobile traffic must be restricted, or new and Improved methods of road construction must be used. No one whoseriously considers the matt^f he- __________ _________________
est and most perfect steel the world Hevts, for a moment, that flneSi \ marily acquired for the purpose of produces; but even Sheffield can not j heavy licenses, and restrictions as to testing large blocks of ston? made turn out a sword blade to compare | Bpee<j travel, or the use of non-skid. neCessary by the studv of the build- with those of the Saracens made and dlng devices will fully meet the prob- ing 8tones of the Coudky, as
navta.
Sheffield turns out the finest, hard-
Ing machine o f ten m illio n pound i
capacity. This m achine, h av ing a gross weight of over 200 tons and an
extreme he ight above foundation of
about eighty feet, is tbe largest ever
constructed The m achine was pri-
used hundreds of years ago, j ed by the supervising architect.i request-
The Flag.
lem. Leglilatlre restriction, m u — — [ modify the evil, but they cannot pot-
Norway haa a total water powei < ,n,iy eradicate It: and thli tor th« ot 28,000,000 liorae power, Sweden r«aaon that, a, we hare ahownbofe,10.000.000 horae power and Finland tj,e deatructive effect! of the automo-4.000.000 horse power. The plant, ] bile are inherent in that very featur, | r!y ELLIS O. JOXES. of these countries now In use or | 0( it, construction— the pneumatK ;building have a total capacity of 600.- : .(re__wBfch has made the automoblls " y°“ ev6r 10 Mttle <lowl1000 horse power. • a possibility. A vehicle weljhlm here and go in for politics," said the
--- from 1200 to J000 pounds, runnln, Pol tlcianf tbe first thing you should
The various colors of Same In a , at speeds ot from twenty to thirty io *■ ‘ “ Bet wood fire are caused by the combus- I miles an hour on pneumatic tires, will , . . .tion ot the elements ot the fuel. The | break down, and very iiulckly break i 1 V f l ?light blue Is from the hydrogen, th* i down, the type of macadamised road “ “ & ““ t ’ * i„white from carbon, ths violet from i of which we are building thousands . .mangenese, the red frdm magneBia of miles throughout this country, * . ^and the yellow from soda. th la la an IndlsputabHlact; aud n« O". °<^course, I ,ulte o rgo tT ®
I amount of legislative control can gel what the flag is. do you*' lt j Well, you sea, the flag—the flag—
i Evidently, then, the only solution tllat 18 t0 w . the flag Is— well, the ' of the problem lies in constructing | our highways with a view to meeting j the exacting conditions of traffic which have arisen within the past ten years. We must build automoblls
j highways; and since the automobile is by far the most frequent user of the State roads, this will be a perfectly logical thing to do. It is pretty well agreed that if some binding ma-
The largest cottonw ood log evei
cut in the South comes fro m Lu la ,
Miss. The log ia seven feet in d ia m
eter and twelve feet long, a nd w ill
cut 4800 feet of lum ber. The log ii
so lo ng th a t i t w ill have to be sp ill
w ith dynam ite , as no m ill in M em p h ii
has the capacity to cu t it.
Excavators in one of the ancient
Egyp tian cemeteries d iscovered th«
bodies o f m any pet dogs. One of the
an im a ls had Ivory bracelets around
its legs,’ w hile several had co llars ol
flag is a k ind o f em blem . I t stands
for w ha t we a re .”
, “ W h a t do you mean by th a t? ” p u r
sued the M an from Mars, w ith grow
ing interest. “ W hat does it stand
tor "a“The fla g ," rep lied the P o litic ian ,
b land ly sm ilin g , “ is very meek,
:a n ’t ta lk back , and accord ingly
Then ru b th rough a sieve in to a basin ,
tw isted leather, one w ith a leathe i H i r J J i T - i n t o i n imnVlDSbie dust the fl*S- I f y ° u are opposing the grate in the. lem on rind , add th *
lead attached. f fium m er a iontr step w ill have or ano ther proposition , you be- s trained Juice and one tab lespoonfu l
been take™™ se cu r ing a perfect road * ln by denouncing it In the nam e o f o f bu tter. Mix a ll well together.
The so lu tion o f the problem w ill be the flag. In bo th cases you a t once then place the m ix ture in a buttered
found , probably , in the use of some , ^ a s e ta lk in g about the subject and pudd in g dish and smooth i t w ith a-ontinue to ta lk exclusively ab ou t knife . M eir tha
necessary t6 successful c u ltiv a tio n
have been estab lished. E v iden tly
p lanta w hich grow in the shade o f the
forests could n o t be expected to be
come used to grow ing In the open, a t
least w ith ou t years o f c u ltiv a tio n ;
hence, th e use o f a rt if ic ia l shade in
th e cu ltiv a tio n o f such p lan ts is h ig h
ly necessary. T his is also true , as is
well k now n , o f th e p ineapple , w hich
grows best in the shade of th e live-
o ak or In a r t if ic ia l shade In F lo r id a .
Growing in the Shade.
I n F rance the truffles are found to
grow on ly unde r the shade of certain
trees, B u c h as oaks a nd w a lnu ts , and
certain k inds o f m ushroom s flourish
in the greatest Abundance in th e fo r- ' introduced,
ests. you?”
In th e c u ltiv a tio n of m ushroom s it j ------------ ---------
is necessary to have a dark ce lla r or Introducing Her Resolution.
cavern, .is the mushrooms do not " J o h n n y ," said Mrs. Lapsling, put. llB slr(m5lI1 „„u muul„ . ------grow art.flclally in the full light, ting on her wraps, "I've been In the j -uamlM. , houW i,e carefully broken ment.” This Is an Important point to keep house ail day and I need the fresh ] ^ gizc ^ 4 thoroughly rolled In. i ' Yes' under consideration in tho c u ltiv a tio n 1 air. I f you ’l l m in d the baby a w h ile *,T* l~o f w ild d ru g p lants. j I ’ll, go and take a pream ble around
The cascara is a no ther p la n t w hich the b lock .”
Creamed Flounders.
Eight small flounders, two table- apoonfula butter, one tablespoonful flour, one gill of water, one gill ot cream, one large tablespoonful dripping. Place the dripping in a frying pan, when hot put in the flounder* and fry them for five minutes on each aid*. Place them on a baking tin. Put the butter In a small saucepan, allow to melt, add the flour and mix well, cook for one minute, add the water and atlr thp mixture till boiling. Season witn pepper and salt, then add the cream, allow to boil up. Pour thla mixture in equal quantities over the flsh and place them in a hot oven for ten minutes. Serve very hot—New York Preaa.
Boiled Herring*.
Twelve herrings, one teaapoonful salt, one tablespoon vinegar, half a teaapoonful pepper, one tablespoon-
i ful butter, one tabieapoonful of flour, | one tablespoonful chopped parsley, Wash, clean and acrape the herrings, place them In s saucepan, cover them with cold water, add the salt and vinegar. Place the saucepan over a alow fire till the water bolls; take it trom the fire. Put into a saucepan the butter and flour, atlr till smooth« pour in halt a pint of the water th* herrlnga were boiled in. Stir the mixture till boiling, add the pepper and cook alowly for two minutes and pour Into a hot tureen. Take the her. rings out ot tbe water very carefully and serve them on a folded napkin very hot.— New York Press.
Potted Herrings.
Twelve herring®, three tablespoon- fala of butter, quarter teaapoonful ol powdered mace,’ quarter teaapoonful grated nutmeg, one teaspoonful white pepper, one teaapoonful of salt, one lemon. When the herrings have been scraped and cleaned, place them In a saucepan, cover with cold water and
the water to boiling point, the herrings out, remove all
bone and skin, place them in a mortal
{ Our Tea Hoorn* at j I Moral U plift*.. |• • • • • • • • • s o o o o s o s a s o o s o o o S
Speaking of civilisation, do yon know what a genial change tb* t**> room ia working in our morals snd manners’ There ar* many interesting phases of its progress among us, and not tbe least Interesting of th**« is its being so iarg*ly th* enterprise of ladles who must not only save money, but muat earn money, in order to live, not cheaply, but st all. Their fearlwmeaa in going to work has often the charm of a patrician past, for many of them ar* Southern women who have come to New York to repair their broken fortun**. Tb* tea-room baa offered itaelf aa a graceful means to this end. and they have accepted !t« conditions, which art mainly the more delicate kinds ot cooksry, with tho*e personal and r * elal touches in which Southern woman are so expert But ther* are taa- rooma managed by Weatern women. If I may judge from tbe accents Involuntarily overheard In their talk at th* telephone. The t*a of th* tearoom means lunch, too, and in some ilace* breakfast and/ginner, or rather supper, on much The plan of tbs several Women’s Exchanges, but theae are mostly of New England Inspiration and operation, and thsir cooking haa a Northern quality. They, aa well aa the tea-room*, leave something to be desired in cbeapne**, though they might be dearer; in some you get tea tor fifteen cents, in other* & no better brew tor twenty-five. But they are all charmingly peaceful, and when at the noon hour they overfiow with conversation, still there Is a prevailing sense of quiet, finely qnalHUd by tbe feminine Invention and Influence. Mere men are allowed to frequent these places, not only under the protection of women, but also Quite unchaperoned, and when one see* them gently sipping their sos- ehong or oolong, and respectfully munching their toasted their chicken pie, on with tender grstltnde how recently they would have stood crooking their elbowa at deleterious bars, aad visiting the bowl* of cheeae and shredded Bah and crackers to which their drink frees them, while lt enalaves them to th* witchery of those larid ladle* contributed by art to the evil attractions of such places; you see nowhere else ladles depicted with so little on, except In the Paris, aalon. The New Tork tea-rooma ar^not yet nearly so frequent aa in London, but I think they are on the average cosier, aad on the whole I cannot say that they ire dearer.—W. D. Howells, in Harper’s Magazine.
Ic ian .# , sauce]
. ItCVlng:ly it T^ke
stands for a lm ost any th ing . T ha t’s
t e r l . i can b e to u n d ”'T b lc h "wiii\be'd I "> try ing to te ll you W hen- w ith th e salt, pepper, mace and n u t.
the surface w ater o f th e w inter and ,‘t « r 5-ou m ake a speech in favor of meg, aud pound them thoroughly ,
prevent ufe surface AreuAnt troa > proposition do it in th e nam e o f ---- -
Somewhat Rough on Society “Man."
A t d inner one even ing a well-
know n actress was moat a m iab le to a
very young lie u ten an t w ho sa t next
to her. .He waa m ig h t ily p leased al
being on such good terms w ith a live
actress. Sudden ly she said, in her
artless, p retty m anner: “ I am tak ing
a boy ’s p art in a new p lay and I have
been w atch ing you ever since we wero
You don 't m in d , dc
form of ta r ; a lthough our experience
In th is coun try has show n th a t the
mere coati.ngvof the surface w ith this
m a te r ia l, unless the road Itself ba«
the proper strength and consistency,
is no t sufficient. In m any cases the
the flag, saying a ny th in g com m enda
tory th a t comes into your head .”
“ B u t suppose what you say is no t
true ,” suggested the M an from M ars.
“ T ha t’s no t the p o in t ,” rep lied the
M elf the rem ainder o f th e
bu tter , pour lt over and keep in a cool place t i l l wanted.
d is in teg ra tion o f the road still goe. Po litic ian . “ Y ou muet com m end the
on , and because of the so iling ef- flag because the people w ill no t be-
fects o f the tar, the d u s t and m ud ,leve 511 of I ^ w ha t you say is
i become even more objectionable th an false, i t can t be helped. O n j j ie oth-bej - sr h and , i f you are go ing to iit ic k to
i The m ate r ia l fo r the upper layers th® . t r “ thu ai ! the tim e - there is no I o f the m acadam road shou ld be se- »eed o f the flag at a ll. You m ust un-
lected to r Its s trength and b ind ing le rs ta nd th a t the flag is not an argu-— - - m e n t .”
bu t w ha t is i t ? ”
I t is the em blem of an a rgum ent.”
F rom Judge.
ELECTRIC TRACTION PROBLEMSBeginning ot Another Era of Revolution and
Change In Transportation.The world Is in the beginning ot
annother era ot revolution and change in ita systems of transportation, says The Cincinnati Enquirer. The growth ott electric systems and their development in the line of transportation have been little i short qf marveloua. Tho employment of hundreds ot millions of dollars in capital In.Its various branches and the work given to hundreds of thousands of men could never have taken place except In this age of expansion of knowledge and capital.
The use of electricity has scarcely commenced, but already the early plants established for light and power are antiquated and Inefficient as compared with those that can now be Installed. The great railway systems of the country are now seeking the most advanced methods ot employing this force In order to equip their roads and thus gradually supplant the steam power now employed.
Many of the roads are met with an awkward financial problem instead of a mechanical one In the situation presented to them.
There la do doubt that electricity can be produced and supplied at the minimum cost to cities, districts or roads, within a radius o f 200 miles, at the mouths of the coal mines. Roads that pass through or close by auch coal mines derive immense revenues from the transportation of the coal to the cities and the districts.
the coal mines is an ideal economy as to their own operation. But what an object lesson it is for the cities and towns to which they carry their tonnage of coal! While in the State of Colorado there soon will be in oper*, ation a plant u0on their order, far' nlshing light and power for a district ot 150 miles radius, the great cities* of New York, Philadelphia, PIttfburg Cincinnati, Cleveland, Baltimore, Indianapolis, St. Louis, Chicago and a hundred lessee ones are still carrying their electricity on the csalcare to the cities, instead of having lt more cheaply brought to them on a wire direct from the mines. The railway? may as well accept a situation which will force Itself upon, them— and, while it will revolutionise existing systems, will only do so because It is the best thing for the people, the country, and possibly for the roada themaelvts.
From a Philosopher’s Note Book.
There is no use in shedding tears pver spilled milk, because it was hall water anyhow,
A match that is based on money is seldom useful in lighting the flre# on the Altar of Love.
A bonnet, or a hat, costing from $150 to f 200, is a poor sort of cap to set for a cautious lover.
If you choose to sleep on a bed ol
The "Sisters” and Their Money.
‘ M ost o’ the breddren, I'se pleased
to say, has been to llab le lib ’r a l,” a b it
severely began good old Parson Bag-
ster when the result o f the collection
had been reported to h im . “ but I re
gret to state d a t de sistaha has been
iess de diverse. Dey has con tribu ted
1' ~ - ,___ _________ _ _ oal j sca'cely n u th in ’ to de arw g in fund .
roses, you shou fh o rn u ' 'T a in t as lt dey lBn,t so t no m oney . J A bag made o f soft o u tin g flannel, |
^ w h o first sa id th a t flaufea S l8tahs- 'e » m e ax yo': W h u h does w ith a ruffle bottom and a d ra w s tr in g i Tbe m an w ho first sa id th a t figures J ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ flt oyer ^ bioom wm be
found excellent for d us ting walls a n d j
ceilings.
Never eat id ly or between m eals.
The tee th should be brushed from
the gum a to the c u ttin g edge.
I f a cracked egg is w rapped in o iled
paper before p u t in Water the con- j
tents w ill no t ooze.
I f b o il in g w ater instead o f cold Is
used in m ak in g ic in g for pulverized
sugar, i t is less a p t to run.
W a sh and ba the the body at least
every tw enty-four, hours, in c o ld ,;
w arm o r ho t water accord ing to your
cond it ion of health .
A varie ty from potato cakes is to j
w arm over the mashed potatoes in a (
doub le boiler, a dd ing more butter- j
m ilk and a lit t le cheese.
A I
In one of the Southern Statea, where there Is a lsw which requires all candidates for State, county and city offices to file a bill of their ex- pendlturea during the campaign, immediately after election, one of the defeated candldatea, says » writer in the New York Times, filed the follow-
i ing account Whether it la trhe or ! not, it will strike a responsive chord in the heart of many a defasted can-
| didate.Lost four months and thirty-three
I days canvaaslng; one thousand three | hundred and forty-nine houra think- ! ing about the election; five acres of j cotton; twenty-three acre* of corn; s whole sweet potato crop; four aheep;
I five shoats, and one beef given to a barbeque.
Gave away seven Sunday school ! books, two pairs ot suspenders, four i calico dresses, seven dolls and thlr- j teen baby rattles.
Shook hands twenty-three thousand four hundred and seventy-five times; talked enough to have made
l in print one thousand large yolumes ' size of “Patent Office Reports;” kissed one hundred and twenty-six babies; kindled fourteen kitchen fires; cut three cords of wood; picked seven hundred and seventy-four pounds of cotton? helped pull aeven loads of corn; dug fourteen bushels of potatoes; toted twenty-seven buckets of water; put up seven stoves; was dog-bit tour times; watch broken by a baby cost three dollars to have repaired.
Loaned out three barrels of flour, fifty bushels of meal, one hundred ‘ nd fifty pounds of bacon, thirty- seven pounds of butter, twelve dozen eggs, three umbrellas, thirteen lead- pencils, one Bible dictionary, one mow blade, two hoes, one overcoat, live boxes paper collars, hone of which have been returned.
Spent one thousand seven hundred and sixty-eight dollars lo cash besides.
Absent-Minded Alderman.
A Lynn (Mass.) alderman at s recent aldermanio meeting inquired what had become of an order he had introduced some time before calling for an arc light on Willow street The city clerk, after digging into hia files, Informed him that the order had come before the board nearly a n.onth previous and that he had voted against it.
never He muat have lived In an age when the sheath gown waa fashionable.
People who try to climb into Society by meana of the Church speak very low. when they call themselves “poor, miserable shlnners.”— Harper's Weekly.
Highland Fling at Ninety-five.
Scotch brawn and good old fashioned porridge count in the case of Mrs. Emma K. Lasco. who lives at the Old People’s Home, conducted under the direction of the St. An- drew'a Society of Illinois.1
A . celebration waa given at the home last night and when the Caledonian pipe band struck up "Tulloch- gorum” the woman, who Is ninety, five years old, leaped from her chair and did a Highland dance in a manner which surprised beraelf as well as President John Williamson and the men and women who attended the reception — Chicago Dally N*ws.
Last year the export ot electrical Instruments and heavy machinery amounted to $12,tlS,7S0, ss compared With 917,400,775 th*
knows— ”“Dai s a ll right, pahson!” inter
rupted Brother Tarr. rising in his place in the midst of the congregation. “Dat's all right ’bou,t de Lawd knowln’. Lawd knows whuh sis- lahs in gen’l putts deir money, but Isn’t yo’ gittin’ slightly spectacular in »xin’ de infawmatlon for yo'ae’f? Yassah, dess a little apectacular?’'
The Mustache and Christianity.
“The muatache has a religious significance,'' said a clergyman in a Len- len address! “ It forms, you aee, in company witb tbe nose, a cross,
"In the time of the Moslem invasion of Spain mixed marriages ren- Jered it impossible to tell a heathen from' a Christian; so the Spaniards look to shaving ail the face but the upper lip. Thus every Christian countenance bore a cross—a cross part flesh and part hair.
“From its religious the mustache bas come to have an elegant signifi-.. cance purely. Men now wear It not to proclaim their faith but to magnify tbeir beauty. Its source, however, ia In Chriatlanlty.Spanish
Remove fly specks from, paint by rubbing with a very wet cloth dipped in bak-ing soda, letting it remain on tor tentmtautes, then scrubbing with soap suds. y>
Two tablespootffuls tapioca added to a quart of any kind of soup about fifteen minutes before removing from stove adda greatly to ita flavor and nourishing qualities.
Uae a small five cent scrubbing brush for cleaning vegetables and graters, for scouring paint, the kitchen sink and range, etc. Keep several for different purposes.
Sleep as many houra aa you find neceaaary to completely recuperate your atrength. and. aa nearly as po*- aible. take half of theae houra before and half aftef midnight.
In making a mustard plaster, if th* mustard la mixed withmolaaseB it will draw perfectly and will sot no matter how long it Is allowed to remain on the afflicted part
The growth of atlmnlsted by waahing tha hi
Stock Raising In Nevada.
Stock ra is ing is th e oldest agricultu ra l industry in Nevada. It mainta ins im portan t proportions, but it* methods are undergoing a radical change. Alfalfa Is becoming the chief agency in stock raising and fattened cattle go to the market from the field rather than from the range. Even the large range owner* supply their animals with cut food daring the season in which the grazing is scant. One ranch alone uses 20,000 tons or more of hay In this manner every winter.
The small farmer Is beginning to see the philosophy of feeding hla crop to a few head of cattle, thua making the farm a tactory for the conversion of raw material into a finiahed food product and aecuiing to himself the ultimate and intermediate profits.—
Tbe Craftsman.
“Multura la Parro.”There are at leaat two ways
looking at most natures. Some n grata, ssys a writer in Puck, discussing the death of a t Trie cause cf the clear enough to one of the i po’ chile died fum eatin’ watahmtllion,” he i
One of doubts.
“ Huh!* he
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907 F ST REEV : B f- I.M A R , N. J
Items o f Local and Personal Interest
Invited
F R ID A Y , A P R IL So, 1909
Life and Us Opportunities
Life is a gift of inestim ab le value,
and fraught w ith in l ir t s t which in
their effect are as lasting as eternity.
Life is given us for a grand purpose,
the improvement of ourselves, and
helping to better the c ondition of our
fellow men. H ow important it is that
we make a proper use of our time and
talents. Work and progress are the
order of creationt Among the busy
toilers in life’s harvest fields there is
no place for idelers; neither should we
spend all our time digging in the
earth after the perishable riches of
this world. Matt was formed for a
noble purpose. He 1 i ves for etern>ty,
where silvei will not be needed, whert
gold will he no-value. Lite is fai
too short and uncertain, the futur*
one too naar and real, that we shobld
risk all on one pursuit for earthly
treasure. Opportunities for useful
ness are many. Along every' path
way in life are weary, toll-worn pi!
grims, longing for a cheering word,
for a helping hand. Shall our live*
be one of passiveness who the present
calls so loudly for action ? Can we
fold our hands in idleness, murmuring
that there ift nothing for us to do?
Can, we deny light and help to those
who are adrift on life’s stormy sea?
They who. have tlie brightest light
should hold it up the highest, that its
rays may flash out the farther iu the
surrounding darkness. If life ana
its many opportunities have been we!
improved, how grand w ill he the re
flection when we come to stand on the
farther shore of life, Mid look back
ward, to know that crtirgrcat object in
life was to help our fellow m e n tip tc
a fairer land.
Served His Country Well.Bclplo Atrlcmus was one of the
greatest soldiers, save Julius Caesar, ln Roman history. Yle defeated Hannibal anil told Carthaginians at Zama, a city of Carthage, on October 19, in the year 202 B. C„ and gave to Home the ascendency over the then known world.
WALLACE G. HOOPER 2 r e t f i t e c t
B E L M / . B , N . J .
I*. O, Box 1236 BRANCH OFFICE
Res. $27 Woodland Ave., Avon, N. J.
Asbuiy Park Cement
Constrttction Co.
Sidewalks, Cellar Floors, Steps
Drivew ays, Patent Stable Floors
Office, Room i , Steinbach Bldg.
Corner: Cookraau Ave. and Main Street
A S B U R Y P A R K , N . J
C. A . R O G E R S , Prop.
Formerly w ith the Standard Pavement
Company and the New Jersey Cement
Construction Company o f Newark, N . J .
A K . .VolyertOn
>»Mason and ’Builder*-*
CEM EN T W O R K A SP E C IA LT Y
Concrete W ork j General Jobbing
309 TENTH A V EN U E
’ Phone :i‘J L Belmar, N . J
L e g n l N o t ic e s .
Monmouth County Orphans Court
January Terhi, A . D . , 1900.
O R D E R TO S H O W C A U Stf.
In the matter o f Hie estate of Elizabeth
Bennett, deceased.Henry H . Bennett, executor o f Eliza
beth Hmaett, deceased; having exhibited to tUifi Court, under oath, u just and true
account of the personal estate and'debts
o f said decedent, whereby i t appears that the'personal estilfe of said deceased Is in
sufficient to pay her debts, and requesting the aid o f the Court in the premises,,, it Ib therefore ordered that all persons inter
ested in the la n d v tenamenta and hereditaments and real estate ,, o f the said deceased, appear- before the Court, at the
Court House, if. Freehold, on Thursday, the Seventeenth day o f June, A . p . , nineteen hundred: and nine, at 10 a. in., to
show cause why s.o much o f the said laBds, tenaments, hereditaments and teal estate
o f the said deceased should not be sold as w ill be sufficient to pay her debts, or the
residue thereof, us tlie case may require.
By the Court,
D A V ID S. C R A T E R , Surrogate.
Dated April 8, A . D ., 1009.
Keep Close to Nature^* For since his blessed kingdom waa j first established in the green fields, j
by the lakeahle, with huinfde fisher- j men |or its subjects, the easiest way Into It liaHi ever been through the ! incket-gate of a lowly and grateful j fellowship with nature.—Henry Van j
Dyke.
i 8evere Operation." I never saw anybody that suffered
from throat trouble aa m uch as my
U nc le George used to / ’ said Mr^, Lap- !
S ling "He had it so bad th a t finally j
tbe doctors had to make an incision j In his sareophagua and remove, a part i
o f it.” &-— t--------
Keeping Weeds from tbe Mind.* W you don’t w an t du ll thoughts to j
come, you m ust keep them away as I ;
keep the weeds o u t o f my b it of gar- j
’den. I fill the beds so fu ll o f flowers
that there isn’t any room tor weed-.— | Daniel Quorm.
Borough of Belrnar
An ordinance nf the Borough of Belmar
prohibiting the throwing o f broken glass, metal, wood or refuse in or upon the
streets,.avenues «r sidewalks o f said bor
ough :Be i t ordained by the Council of the
Borough of Belm ar:
(1) That any .jierson or persons throwing broken gla?.-, metal, wood or other
materials in <>r upon any o f the streets, avenues or sideHalks of the borough pf Belmar, shall be ridjudged guilty ofdisor-'
derly A’onduct, and mibject t'o a % e of
Tts lioLasns anil costs, or imprisonment in tlie County ja il for a period of five
days.
(2) That thia ordinance shall take effect when advertised according to law.
Introduced April fi, 1909.Passed April 20, 1909.Approved April J I, 1909.
C O LE M A N A GIBBS, Mayor.Attest: CnAs. O . H rn srT ,C le rk . , “ •
UKQCI U8I OP BROWN iM Afr,'BBTTCR THAN ANY PHYIICIAN.
M r. Brown’g Reinark« Quick ly Brought
W lf* Back from Borderland.
the use o f w ho lem ea l!>11 liv tliona who have 1 ' W illiam , ilear," Ifob ly c»l|i«l llio In-
I !droll, is m ade in an in -1 VBil(1 wl,w* who WUB s»l'lio««d to bo ii il c ircu lar Irsued by n ,ja»'h.g Iho end f.r her earthly career.
Convincing Arguments Made by In g .; llsh Food Reform League.
A p lra i
fefaftd, eeix
t Hf cai i* of
flunntially
Church Notes j H l!A L li& T A T I!iNhUkANCE
tho Broad umfM-’ood Reform league o f i
G reat Britain.
• It Is shown from official docum ent* j
th a t tht- annual consumption per head i
In tho United K ingdom of corn, wheat* 1
meal, and flour Is nearly 3PA sounds, f
English as London Speaks It. ] What is tho good of English when
We speak !t so badly that it is not j
worth speaking at all, and when a lit- 1 tie Cockney girl will tell you that J "Blby's nfme's Jine—pline Jine?”— j
London Jfcws.
Use of Salt,Salt in moderate quantities ia good
for everybody. It aldji digestion, and,
better Btllf, it makes one thirsty. I t
we ea t plenty of sa lt and salty, foods
we w ill d rink more water, and most
people do no t drink enough water.
Try eating a raw apple sprinkled w ith
salt." It, Is very irnod, particu larly
good for children. Popper, on the bth-,
or hand, and in lccs should np t bo
given to .ch ildrea, unless in the most
meager quantities. A t m any of" the I
san ita rium s the food Is not seasoned j
a t a ll, except w ith salt.
“Yes, darling .” miHwered the Borrow
ing husband. "What Ib if?""W hen •! nni liOiie." said »he, “I feel
tha t for the sak ? of the motherless lit* tie ones you should marry aga in .”
"D o you renlly th ink it would be
and Hint In »orkln|!-clai). j l>el" ' < « « " * " " k « l "><> '“UM"! WII-
with Inoomoa ranging trom ai» to 62. ! lllV“ ' , ,, . ., „ .a week, two «ltl.. „( th. welthl ot food v R lllu:n. 1 d<>' r*",l'<!d
com),t, ol br«»d and flour. , ,,h ' )nv*'ld; " A," ' r “ , / ‘“‘“‘" '“.J " Mread, it U pointed out, 1. almort th . »houW, »cek ,h“.ole diet of numbers ot poor children. ! companion,*!,, or »„me KOnd wom.n,
•owing to the v n w i grrut dlatroa* . » '« ,k» '"v' m,v d™,r( “ ld and general .l.rlnkage of Incom ,!." il I h«»l«nd. ."that you have I lflM a great
U atateil, “a sttlyily of ItourlHhlng | 111'
bread l a of v ita l nationa l importance. 1 C hom lutry , proves th a t tho whole of
th " whe«r grain contains more nu tr i
m ent than ihe part usually made Into 1 „ „
flue white flout.” Kxiwrlment.’ i n ' ' y y
en from uiy m ind? .\T4>"\ there is
charm ing Widow Jon across the
‘f I way. She has uvted rather friendly
| toward me over since you were taken
) ill. O f course, dear she could never
but she Is young,, and I'm sure she
Germ any are quoted whloh .how that ffrom ly p o u n d wheat m eal t h . „ , exclaimed
body m lla tw two aad a h a lf t im e , ( w (r# # ,
more Of the m inera l .iibstancea which | b„ >lMf „arUy
form bone, and teeth and which uour, „ „ you Bver
m r a . and tlasu fa , tl.au I £isb the brain,
trom Hue whit flour.”
ALMOST DESERVED TO ESCA PE.
Truant’s Quick Grasp of Opportunity
Compete Admiration.
dare install tha t redheaded, freckled
faced, squint-eyed hussy in my shoes,
I ' l l— I ’l l—” And then she fainted.
B ut the next day Mrs. Brow n was
ab le to sit up, and two days later she
was downstairs.
The absent-minded professor re- 1 turned home one n ig h t to iearn tha t 1 his son had played truant from school,
and he was asked by his w ife to hunt
up the m issing youngster ai\d adm in
ister a sound thrashing. ■
"W hy , I ’ll Hay h im a liv e !" exclaimed j
the- angry fathe( " I 'l l break every j
lione In his body! Ju s t w ait u n til I get j
h im out in the woodshed!”
He came across h is heir p lay ing j
marbles about a m ile fro m home, but |
the boy d idn ’t seem to be a bit a larm ed !
by the old man's threats. Afe they ;
started to return home the absent
8TILLED AUDIENCE IN MOMENT.
Presence of Mind of Daniel Webster
Averted Great Peril.
Once, when Daniel Webster was ad
dressing a political meeting In Faneull
hall, the standing multitude w ith in the
ha ll, pressed by (hose who were en
deavoring to enter from w ithout, be
gan to sway to and fro, a ?olld mass
of human bodies, as helpless to coun
teract the movement as If Faneull
hall were being rocked by an earth*
The orator was In the rai^st
, , , , o f a stirring appeal, u rg ing the neces- m inded professor stopped to chat w ith slty o[ ln(livldlla l e, t.r llun am i m . an old acquaintance, and i t was fl'ieen , „ ,ri„ h,„ „ „ „ , . i „ , t .m „v„ r ,
or twenty- m inutes later when he
looked down ifi wonder a t the boy at
h is side and asked: ,
"W hy , where d id you come from,
Jack?"
‘‘D on't .you remember, fa ther?"
sm iled the boy. We are on our
way to buy me a box o f candy,
because o f m y excellent school re-;
port.” .
"Bless me, but ao we are," agreed
tbe absent-mindeS professor, as he
patted the boy on the back and started
for '.be'store.
. flinch ing patrio tism to avert the dan-
j gers that threatened the political
party whose principles he espoused,
I w hen he perceived the terrib le sway*
j ing of the packed assembly and the
j im m inen t danger that m ight ensue.
! Webster stopped short in the middle
I.of a sentence, advanced to the edge
| o f the platform , extended his arm in
j a n authoritative attitude, and, In a
j stentorian voice of command, cried
I ou t: ‘‘Let each man stand firm '!” The
effect. Was instantaneous. Each man
I stood firm ; the great heav ing mas3
o f hum anity regained its equilibrium ;
| and, save th e . long breath o f relief
| th a t Ailed the air, perfect stillness en-
| sued. “That,” exclaimed the great
j orator, “is what we call self-goVern-
iiven t!"
The Courage of Opinions.The ways in which people form
the ir opinions are most remarkable.
Kvprv man, when he begins b is rea
sonable life, finds certain general op in
ions current in the world. H e is
shaped by these opinions in one way.
or another, either directly or by reac
tion. If he is soft and plastic, like the
m ajority of people, he takes the op in
ions tha t are abou t h im for h is own.
i f he is self-assertive a nd defiant, be
lakes tbe opposite of these Opinions , , ,aad gives to them his vehement AdJ siSUlfles good-natured or honest. We
berence. We know the tw o klndn “‘‘y '-™'*®™, Ihey .ay b iscuit, our
well, am i as wo ord inarily see them , | "“a ‘> ,s , ' • » ^ and a baggage check
the fault which is a t lhe root o f both 1 ln E " « land bccot“ es 'vhlleIs In te llectua l cowardice. One lna„ ! they say luggage tor baggage. A tramp
Means the Same Thing.
In England lo call a woman homely
! meant: that she is fond o f anyth ing
about, home and Is unpretending; in
i tbe United States It means not hand
some. To be clever In Eugland means
j to be dextrous i:nd w ith us the term
clings servilely to the old ready-made
opin ions w hich he finds, because he Is
a fralij of be ing called rash and rad
ica l; another rejects the trad itions of
in the United States Is a vagabond, but
in England auy traveler may be so
called. But there is even a greater dif
ference o f terms in different parts of
Ms people (row fear of be ing thought, i th e ,,lllted * » ' « • than ' » the « * » slave,—Phil-1 countries. In New England a man Isfearful and tim id and
lips, Brooks. brought up and Ip the south he is
1 reared and a colored man raised.
Costs Less to Feed W omen.
In a sm all Ph iladelph ia Restaurant
that caters to persons on economy
bent the b ill of fare is headed- by this
notice “Regular d inner— Men, 25
cents; women, 15 cents." “How is
th is?" asked a chance customer be
long ing to the sex m ost heavily
taxed. “You charge us fellows ten
cents more th an you do the women.
W ha t have we done that we should be
so illxwimijiated aga ins t?” “ You eat
more," was the p la in rejoinder. “It
doesn't cost nearly so m uch to feed
w omen as men, but we are tbe first
concern In this p art of tow n that has
been brave enough to say so in pla in
prin t. M any fore ign restaurants have
recognized that, fact, and have regu
lated the ir charges accordingly.”
Oriental Philosophy.I t i§ good for our arrogant western
sp irit to meet the calm , i f somewhat
backward, philosophy, of the orient.
W hen the motor cars' w hich raced
from New Y orjj to Paris went through
China , the Chinese were not alarmed
or excited. A m andarin blandly ex
p lained it tlius: "There is noth ing ex
traord inary in* the motor car. There
is no th ing extraordinary in anything.
M en invented i t yesterday. They will
invent something else to-moi^ow. Still
the world jjvoes round, and wu are not
au atom the happier,” A refreshlufe
draft of cool wind upon our fevered
progress.---YOUtb's Companion.
Autfior’s Witty Remark.Klnglake, thu author o f "Eothen,"
waa afflicted .w ith gout, and he had a
i fancy to try a lady doctor, and wrote
I to one to. ask if gout was beyond her
j scope. She replied: “pear sir, gout Is
) no t beyond my scope, but men are.”
I I t was K ing lake who uttered one of
! the neatest m ots on the peculiar Char-
| acter of the Times. H e had little fond
ness for that journal, in spite of per-
| sonul friendships which m ight have
been expected to .soften h is view c f the
question. The paper was still to him
a sort of juggernaut, irresistible and
fateful. On seeing tho announcement
of- the new editor's marriage, he ex
c la imed: “Heavens! that brings the
T imes into relations w ith hum anity .”
Mantlc-rays.
.‘.'There are X-rays and N-rays and
there are also rays from those mantle
th ings th a t,y o u put on gasburners to
j improve the light.”
The speaker, a photographer, pfilnted
] to a batch of logged plates.
“J know to my coat that there are
, mantlc-rays,’' sa id "For a m onth I
stored new. plates in a eloBet along
; w ith a m antle , and a ll of them got
; logged. The m antle , you see, - con-
i ta lned tborium , a radioactive sub-
j stance tha t penetrates „a cardboard
! p late box as easily as it penetrates
I glass. I d idn ’t know th a t till my doc-
I to r told me so. last week. My Ignor-
i ance cost me a hundred plates.”
Maturity of Men and W omen,
lt is supposed th a t a m an reaches
the m aturity of his reasoning powers
and m ental faculties at the age of 28,
while a woman la m ature in m ind at
18. This brings a m an to the pleasant
and satisfying conclusion th a t the no
bler and more perfect and splendid a
th lug is, the slower it is to arrive at a
state of m aturity . W omen m ay reply
that brain m atter has no sex and that
To Revolutionize Battles.I t w ill be necessary for the poets of
the future, to revise Imagery as they
describe the conflicts of arms. Furi
ous Frank and fiery H un no longer
struggle under a sulphurous canopy.
The lines of Tennyson in celebration
ot the exploit o f the L igh t Brigade
w ill bocome archaic. Soldiers on the
eve of battle w ill no t con tinue to dance
girls, being brighter, find the ir own j u n t il th o roll, o f d is tant euno summons
worth, sooner. However, every worn-1 them from the ir partners. Tho battle-
an, old or ybung, must acknowledge j during the. m p ^ .tremendous grnp-
the splendor and nobility of the male j may be aw sm iling as a p la in of
character Under a ll circumstances and I Proy<Mce, and tbe song of b irds may
CASTOR IAFor Infants and Children.
Kind You Han Always Bought
Am using the Baby. f
A sim p le device for keeping b jb y j
amused and bappy Is tofaatcn at in
tervals upon a broad brigh t ribbofi the j
little 16ys of which he is most fond, j suspending the ribbon above the bed i
upon which he lies, w ith in reach of I
hia lit t le hands, by securing one end I
to the head of the bed ahd the other I to tho foot He will then entertain himself by the hpur pushing the toys j back and forth and watching them j
swing above bim.~Harper’8 Bazar.
conditions.
W ow an'a Age.
W om an Is like .the moon—-many
phased— and in a ll . her phases fasci
nating . She is a t her beat a t three
ages, according to your personal taste,
i f you -prefer the beautiful woman,
she is at her best between the ages of
20 and ;»5. If your taste, is for the woman of sentimentj she is at her
pre-eminence between the ageB of 30
and 45. It you worship intellect, she is supremo between 40 and 60, If you want a ll of these qualities, seek out a goddess, for goddesses have no
age.—David Belascjp.
be heard as missiles weighing a ton ! art buvWtl Hi rough 'the.alr.... t
The Gualityjxjf C&urage.
there nff as many different Iclnda 01 cburago as there are of cavalry horses. There are db many different kinds of cavalry horues us. there are-—cavalry horseB of. aby kind whatever, Almost any man Will be a hero given the right circumstances. Almost any man Will flunk if Fate springs the psychic combination on him. What I mean to say is that potlontlally we’re all heroes, we'fe all cowards.—Edwardl^ s h n u , U> ?U«trojMUtan M o lin e .
1
St. Roue’s Church— Masses i Suiulny
H.oo, lo . a. iu. H oly days ami first Frl-1
day, 6.14 and h .(JO a. m. Week days, 7.00
and 8,00 a. m. Den«dictlou, Sundays,
ho ly days, find F riday , 7.30 p. ni. C«»n-!
fessions, Saturduyv, evenings of holy days
and lirbt Friday, l.fto to fl.00 and T.9U,to
9.00 p. m. Week days, l»efore mass.
Rev. W m . J . McConm i.i,, Pastor.
F irst Methodist Episcopal Rev. E . |
Conner H ube , pastor. I'reaching at
Iu .80 a . in. by pastor. Jun io r Christian |
Endeavor a t 9.45. Sunday-school at 4.80 j
p. in. At 7.30 preaching by pastor. |
Prayer meeting Wednesdays, 7.30 p. m , j
Presbyterian Church- Corner N in th !
avenue and E street, Rev. Charles Evere tt,,
D .D . , pastor. The Jun ior Endeavor j t
society at 10 a. m . Preaching at 10.30 | ^
a . m . The Sabbath school a t 4.30 p. iu. j
Y . P. S . C. E. a t 7 p. m . Preaching at I
7 .30p. m. ! I
Twelfth Ave. Baptist. -Twelfth avenue !
and F street. Rev. Thomas It . Gale, pas-1
tyr. Preacliing i.t I0 ; l5 a. m. an I 7 :S0
p . iu , Bible school at 9:30 p .m . Wed.
nesday evening prayer and conference at |
7:30.
F irst Baptist— N inth avenue and C
street. Preaching service a t 10.30 a. m . i
Sunday-school a t 3 p. in. Predehing ser- j vice a t 7,30 p. in. Rev . P. T. Morris, j
B . D . , pastor,
P r o te c t y o u r H o m e a g a i n s t
F ir e . I n s u r e i n t h e B e s t
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RANDOLPH ROSS, J r.Pirst National (tank Buildlrtjc.
? Belmar, INI. J.
TBLBPHONB 7S NOTARV PUBLIC
jo o o o o o o o - o o o o o o - o o o o o o o o o o *
FRANK E. ERVING f
STAPLE ANB--rANCY GROCERIES
Belmar I Ire Alarm Boxes
3—Tenth avenue and F street. 1
93—Third avenue and A street.
26—Fifth and~Oeean avenues.
34—Sixth avenue and F street.36—Fifth avenue and C street.
37—Seventh avenue and D street
41—Fourteenth nnd Ocean avenues.43—Tenth avenue nnd A street,
44— Eighth avenue and A streets.43—Tenth and Ocean avenues.
53—Fourteenth avenue and F street.
55—Twelfth and River avenues,
Spvxiai. Taps
6-6-6 general alarm. 3,taps, test alarm,
given every evening at 7.30 o’clock. 1
tap, broken circuit. 9 tap0, lire out, giv
en after fire is extinguisht-d.
Arrival and Departure of Malls
At Belmar
CLOSE FOR
Philadelphia, South and West.......... 7.00
New Y’ork and a ll po in ts ..................... 7.00
New Y'ork and a ll points .....................10.45
Como, Spring Lake, Sea G irt and
Manasquan...................................10.00
Philadelphia, South and W est.......... 12.00
New York and a ll points ....................... 3.00
Philadelphia, Trenton, South, W est. 3.00
New York and all p o in ts .................... 6.00
ARRIVALS FROM
New Y'ork and a ll points..................... 7.30
Philadelphia, Trenton, South , West. 10.30
New York and a ll points .....................10.30
Manasquan, Spring Lake , Sea G irt
and Como................... ...............11.30
New Y'ork and a ll points ..................... 2.00
Sea G irt, Manasquan, Philadelphia
and Trenton................................ 4.30
Philadelphia, Trenton, South , W est. fi.fiO
New York and a ll points..................... 6.45
Wm. M . B e r g e n , .P . M .
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STATE, COUNTV, AND CJTV DEPOSITORy
On Your Own Account,
have you any money in bank? A purt of
your earnings ought to be. placed there,
anyway. . Everybody can afford to save
■ something, however little . Have a bank "
account o f your own and you will feel
happier, better, more independent.: Better
than hoarding it where fire. or. lluevos can
reach if, Y ou r bankbook Ik 11 fcceipt and
an evidence o f your wise economy.
The First National Bank
OF BELMAR
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CURIO IICH IM HUMOR
• i f , r«lMfNl OvrlllM* •<"*»■■ *'ul |,ulNd H<nl— MaH'T'd » *m m —
T urtu r i Yl#kl la Urttew*.■ Lu la M.. It i««IUn(a « • « « » ll .r * l [
• n f k j l*w *uJ mck 0») wuukl I o n lull* U..k »«i» lhit maid itoli *> }t couldn't ke*f» I rum acraUhing tlicm |L it m t #w«i)i(t(p would appear and my jito t tw Viiultl atkk t*. th* «>r«w I went to jft doctor, but tk* trouble only got won* !
IJy th u tune it WM ell over my arm* end tk* W * * part ol my body tn •wellmgea* Urge u • duller. It wm to painful tbe I j1 could not beer to be on iny beck. The ;eeroad doctor atopi**! the *w*lluig*. but j
when they broke tbe pbuwe would not heal. ; I bought a aet of the Cutiour* Renmhcs
ftnd ia free then a w«i#k eoiite «/ the plea** ,were nearly w*U. I coutiuu*d until I bad ju**d three eetn, and now I am Bound aud : well Th* diaeaa* l*at«d three year* 0 L,
Wilaoa, Puryear, T*un , Feb 8, ItkM.
TKCH J f lQ l* .
I take » Iitiki bunch o* word* and **t 'emtft * raw,
I uk* * little Wt ol ink and mark *mdown juat t o ,
I t»ke a Utile lira* and pat* and then 1 h a w a vara*
That •tart* about aa thu on* doee or may-h* flight ly won
Aad then I go bfck to the *tart and cna*and eros* and scratch,
I vuctinat* my word* ttntd I find me *om* tkat Btttelk
Th* pretty thought* that dart about like BilvfF fish and *hin«,
Hat a * I a JM ti*»i, watchful hook U> get ’em off tha line. *
My thought* melt in to Word* *ometime*~ not always— now and then.
And 1 can feeland thn
I
tuft rlothealla* with ft Arm im p abouttba bay, tha dour waa opened and out ba darted
Tba Inatant ba emerged ba seemed lo ba wrapped to a suffocating blan- k«t aad pierced by Innumerable blta of glaas Tha tlma spent la reaching tba woodpile occupied only ft tew gee*
ondg. but be almoet fell before reach
ing It.He selied a cord stick and half ran
and waa half hauled into tbe bouae. fie was speechless from even that abort exposure, and for a few seconds fairly numb. Hla uncle looked At bliu
‘ You can’t go out again, John," be
and through iny p«n.[ only have to puah it e'er th*
it spell*
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People Talk About <Jood Thing*.
Twelve year* ago f*w people kpew of each a preparation as a Powder for the •tet. Today, after tha genuine merits of Alien's Foot-East* have been told year after year by grateful persona, It ia lndispena- abb to Bullion*. It is eleenly, wholesome, healing and antiseptic and gives rest and comfort to tired aching ftwit.
It cores while yon walk. Over 80,000 Imitation* pay the dealer a
larv^r profit, otherwise you would never be offered a substitute for Allen’s Foot- Ease, th* original foot powder. Aak for AUen'a Foot-Ease, and s«« that you get it.
The Family Martyr.
Fftther— “My boy, you should give tip thla faat living. Don't you realize j what an effect It haa on the younger children T"
Worthless 8on — “But, father, we tnuat have one member of tbe family j to hold up aa an example."— Brook* j lyn Life. ___
S t a t r o f O h io , O m r o r To ledo , i Lucas C ou n ty , f
F ra n k J . C heney makes oath that he ia ; senior partner of the firm of F. J .C h e x e t A ] Co., doing business in the City ot Toledo. County and State aforesaid, and that said firm will pay the sum of oh* h u n d re d do l* j Lahs for each and every caae of c a t a r r h that cannot be cured by the u** of H a l l ’s ! C a ta r r h Cube. M tAinr j .C h c n e y .
Sworn to before me and subscribed m my presence, thia Otb day ot December, A. D., 1888. A. W. Oleasor,
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About 600 patents are granted each year to British women upon Inventions ranging from articles distinctly fcfmlnlne ln nature to motors, railroad cara, flying machines and wireleas telegraphy.
For you and all another ehums the things
Just like a ‘« h building blocks, 1 move my words about
Wben 1 have something in my mind and try to work it out,
Until in orderly array I get 'em in a row Juat as I think they ought to be and write
’em down just so.
And so just with some words I paint the picture* that I think
The boys and girls who live in me and s*t ’em down in ink, ^
And sometime* there’* a tear in it, and nometimes there's a smile,
And there ia many a grassy bank and many a vine-grown stile;
And many a like that you would know if you could be with me,
To look right where my pen is now and I could help you see;
I merely taks a lot of words and place ’em in a row
And build such pretty things if I can get ’em down juat so!
—J. W, Foley, in the New York Time*.
IN THE CLUTCH OF A BLIZZARD
VIRGINIA MERCHANT RID OF A VERY BIO GRAVEL STONE.
Another Remarkable Core of Serious
Kidney Trouble.
C. L. Wood, a prominent merchant of Fentress, Norfolk Co., Va.,was suf
fering some months ago with frequent attacks of hard pain ln the back, kidneys and bladder, and tbe kidney secretions were irregularly
f scanty, or profuse. Medical treatment failed to cure him.
“At last," saya Mr. Wood, “I began using Doan's Kidney Pills, and before one box was gone. I went through four days of intense pain, finally passing a stone» one-half by ft ve-slxteentha of an inch in diameter. I haven’t had j a sign of kidney trouble since."
Sold by air dealers. 50 cents a box. Foster-Mllburn Co., Buffalo, N. Y.
The Steambout Whistle.
Have you ever wondered what sounds travel the furthest? If you live in u great city you are constantly enveloped in such a multitude of noises that lt Is very seldom that any particular one attracts the attention unless lt be unusually sharp or strident, and although piercing, such a sound is not likely to carry any great distance. The higher notes are exceedingly penetrating for a short radius, and unquestionably more startling than the lower ones, but the latter are much more far-reaching.
The ability of a sound to carry depends upon its vibrations, and any one who has listened to the deep notes of a pipe organ In a church will admit that he could almost feel the air vibrate. But probably a steamboat whistle, such as are common on the Ohio and Mississippi packets, can he heard as far as any sound that may ordinarily be met with. The d6ep resonance of its tones floating steadily out Into the air, seem to iStretch away indefinitely Into space, especially In the stillness of a night in the country. It is a sound that cannot be mistaken for any other, and when once Its acquaintance has heen made you will never forget it. — Harper’s Weekly.
By EX NIST McGAJTlT.
The snow had fallen ' softly and steadily for days. The strawshed was a Chinese pagoda, the haystacks resembled Swiss cottages, and the stable, with snow packed deep about lt and a heavy mantle on the sloping roof, could hardly be distinguished from a huge drift. Every morning the prairie chickens perched on available corners of the stacks and outbuildings, and in the hedges the quail and rabbits sheltered themselves as best they could from the wintry blasts.
John looked on the landscape with keen interest. Toward distant Tar- kio the timberline loomed black as aight. To the northwest rose Batter- lee’s grove, a dark speck against the sky, and for the rest there was only a wonderful whiteness. Still the snow fell, and higher and still higher rose the drifts. They wound about the slender ‘trunks of the young walnut trees like enveloping wraiths of foam, and amQng the tall cottonwoods to the south they broke ln misty billows, urged onward by the wind.
It was hard work now feeding the stock and poultry, chopping and bringing in wood and looking after things generally on the farm. Saturday night the wind freshened about 12 o’clock, and John felt shivery under the old fashioned comforters.
In the morning he found his uncle and Mart Barr talking in whispers by the kitchen stove, aay:
“I didn’t much more than get back, and if this keeps up we’re In for it.”
He started to go outdoors, but ttis uncle’s sharp ‘‘Wait a while!” kept him from leaving the room. He tried to look out of the windows, but could see nothing but a whirl of flakes.
It began to be bitterly cold^Back Of the stove was a pile of wood, which rapidly found Its way into the flre, and it was evident that a new supply must be obtained if they wished to keep alive. John's grafldmother had already been warned to stay in bed, and with a lighted lantern at her feet she was baried under blankets and was quite comfortable.
“Step out on the stoop, John,” said Uncle Tom. ‘‘See what you think of a blizzard. Hold on to my hand,” he added, as the boy started for the door.
John took his uncle’s hand aijdnnd I
down my arm j |aj(j • |t lg aa mueh as Mart or I
pap*r and want *° 110 t0 tackle that billiard.”And with the rising of the wind
and the plunging of tbe drifts it geemed to the boy's imagination that the storm was besieging the bourn. The thin and fragile window glassoa were re-enforced with wood, there being no abutters, and snow fine as the finest sand crawled in at ©very crevice and was sifted down like powder on the beds above The grandmother's bed was brought down from up stairs and placed close to the ■tove. John distinguished himaelf by finding an old cross-cut saw In that corner of up stairs called the garret, and the men sharpened lt up and allowed him to help aaw the sticks they brought ln.
Outside the wind raved and tore at the cottonwoods and walnut trees, breaking off branches and moaning away in the distance. The winds piled up the snow against the house until the men were sheeted with it when they rushed back from the woodpile.
three days and nights the carnival of an Icy ghost dance kept up, and three nights they had but fltfuj snatches of sleep in the intervals between the hurried races to the wood
pile.At last the strength of the storm
was spent, and Wednesday it cleared, bitter cold. The men and the boy hurf%d to the stable. The stock were all alive, but weak. They had eaten the feed left In their boxes and mangers, and then broken their halters and got at some of the “slue grass” which formed the roof of the stable. The snow had so completely covered the low structure in many places that they had not suffered unusually from the cold.
Every chicken and turkey on the place had frozen, but the hogs had burrowed into a strawstack in their pen, and were squealing vociferously for feed.
Away to the river bottom the trees rose dark as scaffolds, and a great white sea stretched in all directions
far as the eye could reach. The air was still, but nipped sharply at the boy’s bare cheeks. It was hla first blizzard.
To the northwest he saw the Sat- terlee windbreak, and wondered how lt weathered the storm. And as a solitary hawk, strong of wing and gray as the drifts beneath him, swung high over the prairies, he turned to the house.—Youth’s Companion.
Beaut If ill l a a j r r .
When Mil*. Helen Mlropolosky made her debut as a member of the Pari* bar recently, ahe waa attired In a simple black gown relieved by the conventional white barrister's bib Her costume was further accentuated by the black toque which crowned her Jet black hair. It Is said that Mile. Mlropolosky Is strikingly beautiful.— New York Sun.
Siberian Bride's Firat Duty.
A Siberian bride's domestic capabilities are put to a somewhat severe test Immediately after her marriage, aa her first duty Is to Invite guests to her husband's house to partake of a dinner specially prepared by her alone.
This dinner ts regarded as the crucial test of her home education, and dire disgrace Is the consequence If sbe is tried and found wanting on such an important occasion. If, however, the meal is a success, the young bride is assured that her social success la a foregone conclusion, and also tbat her glory wlll be reflected on her family from whom she received such excellent instruction, saya Home Notes.
Cat Saved Her Life,Mme. Marie Rayot'a cat saved her
mistress’ life on? morning recently. Mme. Rayot, who lives In Paris, heard the cat mew loudly and jumped out of bed, thinking that it was after her birds, which were ln the next room Mme. Rayotrushed into this room a burglar knocked her candle from her hand and caught her by the throat and attempted to strangle her. He let her go, however, with a cryvof pain, and when Mme. Rayot’s shrieks brought ln the neighbors It, was found that the cat had caught the burglar by the throat and had scratched out one of hi eyes. An accomplice of the bursar was found hiding under a bed. I —New York Sun.
Fire Malden Aunts.
Chicago Is boasting of ita "five maiden aunts” and declaring that they have done more toward securing better industrial conditions in that city and ln the country at large than any other like number of citizens, men or women, in the world. The
her friends. Nothing ao rich or elegant can be added to tb« dull fraya and greena. Wltb cool gray looking walla, these bit. of pottery ar* •* restful, when old Sol cllmba up. aa a ahftdy dell by a brook. Thla aame hostess baa been geetlng aome genuine Spanish leather chairs, and on tb« whole her corridor and dining rtiom suggest old Spain In ita moat attractive state. “But,” aaya tbla woman, be sure to have nothing on view but
Spanish things or the attractivaneas of the Idea, Is killed Navajoe blankets or the crude Indian jara, or, perhaps, aome Indian feather work, add the grotesque touch and gpoll everything.’’— New York Press.
Entertaining a Simple Art.
In our social lljfe we are too often governed by the ’two tyrants, “They say” and “What will people think.” Resolve to dreas and entertain according to your meana regardless of other people’s opinions. It la foollah to attempt to follow a atyle of entertaining inaugurated by richer people. Your friends will accept and enjoy simple llttje entertalnmeftts within keeping of your purse quite aa much as more elaborate affairs.
There Is a modest little home of a clever literary woman who Is brave enough to dare to Invite the most faahlonable elite to her Sunday evening tea table. She cares not that twelve-course dinners and much variety adorn her friends’ feasts. Her own table never boasts more than a plate of thinly sliced meat, good ]brown bread and nut sandwiches, hot chocolate and tea. These simple viands will be made attractive by appointments of fine and snowy table linen, bright china and ahinlng ailver, a centrepiece of fiowera giving a festive air to the table.
To entertain simply, yet well, Is an art. It is vastly better to frequently Invite a few friends to drop In and share our hospitality than to think of company as a dreaded bore, whose debts are to be appeased once or twice a year by giving a huge reception or tea. These lrtrge affairs are seldom anything but. enjoyable “crushes,” when one enters a house and departs feeling no better acquainted or no nearer the family life than before.
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The Tariff.
"The tariff is a wonderful institution,” said tbe earnest citizen, “Yep,” answered Farmer Corntassel. “It’s moire than wonderful. It ’s an unprecedented marvel. It's the only thing I ever heard of that our Congressman waa afarld to talk about.”— Washington Star.
Wild* of California.
While the great explorers of the age are going forth to discover what the Arctic regions, the Himalaya heights, the Aratftan deserts and the mysterious depthfl| of Tibet have so far kept front the eyes of civilized man, It may be lntereatlng to Califor* nians to know that here in their own State there are tracts that are still as wide as any of those ln Africa or Asia and about which comparatively little is known.— Sacramento Union.
Sustaining Life.Mrs. Andrew Crosse* ln her Rem
iniscences, describes an old nurse, born at Broomfield, who lived to be nearly a hundred. "AU her life ahe had eaten ‘a dew bit and breakfa8t, a stay bit and dinner, a nommet and crummet and a bit after supper/ eight meals in all. Besides this ft
» her invariable custom to mix to- r nil the doctors’ stuff left after
i In the hou'se and swallow » that what had cost
crossed the threshold. He found himself in a blinding maze of furious snows. He held his disengaged hand up before .him, and could not see it for the revolving drifts; he was stung and cut by fine Icy needles, which filled and even choked the air, and he instinctively felt for the door and got into the house again, gasping for breath.
The first thing he said on recovering hia breath was, “What’ll become of the buckskin?”
His uncle looked grave. “The pony will have to take his chances with the mules. Mart fed ’em all last night, and he tried to get to the stable this morning, but he barely got back. We’ve got to wait till this storm clears, if she blows a week.”
The tears came into John’s eyes as he thought of tbe pony, but he knew the blizzard must be a serious matter when Mart Barr or his uncle could not get to the stable.
They sat’down to a good breakfast, and the hot cofffee heartened John up, and he began to feel the novelty of the adventuro. He took hla grandmother her morning’s meal, and returned to the room below.
The house was a small atory-and- g-half frame, with no sheltering trees or outbuildings near at hand. Up stalra were the bedrooms, three in number, and down stairs the single large room served as library, sitting room, dining room and kitchen. It was warmed by a squat,* good sized kitchen stove.
Pretty soon Uncle Tom rose, tied a clohtealine round his waist, and went out into the swirl. Mart Barr held the other end of the rope, and ln a few seconda Uncle Tom returned with a stick of wood from the woodpile. This he sawed into 3tove lengths wltb a hand saw.
The wood was dried in the oven and piled into the stove and eaten up like tinder. Then Mart put on the life line and made a dash for more wood. After this grist had been devoured by the >. kitchen stove, John begged and insisted on being allowed to go for a stick. The woodpile lay south of the house, hardly fifty feet Aw«F, and you could not miss it* al-
you could not Jee It. m Ui
What’s the Score?
By C. M. BALDWIN.
Unleash the doggerels of baseball. He heard Barr The season is open with the usual
eclat. The baseball reporter has rubbed his facile pen on the seat of his pants, fend ground out something like this: j
“Smiling Harry came to the bat for the local gladiators. He was a good waiter and got three counterfeits. Lanky Jim, who was handling tho danip spheroid for the opposing nine finally unwound his superstructure and put the joy pebble to the liking of His Merrlnees.^Smller pressed against the little comforter for a one- sacker out into right truck farm. Smiling Harry tarried not long on tha initial sack, but when Lanky Jim was not sitting up and taking notice immediately drug his,,anchor, toward the second depot, which he larcenied in j safety. The Long One showed symp- toms of taking on a sky-pilot at this time and Lonesome Jim, the next batter, reached the first oasis via the charity route. However, his narrow lankshlps took a caucua with himself and Handsome Ike whiffed the ozone, the understudy for the Singer building occupying the box for the visitors! putting Ike to sleep with three of his fadeaway knockout drops. In the! meantime Smiling Harry and Lone-1 some Jim performed a twin pilfer and were safely occupying second and third refuge when the smoke cleared away. Hank the Bite put a fly in Lanky Jim ’s ointment by aeroplaning to the Midway Plaisance, Smiling Harry ambling on to the lowly thatched cottage on the put-out.”— From Puck.
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Jujubes.— Dissolve one pound of gum Arabic in a pint and a half of water. Strain and add one pound sugar. Stir over a moderate flre and cook until the mixture toughens when dropped ln cold water. It should be of thick consistency. Flavor as desired; then turn while still warm, though partially cooled, into shallow tin pans, well oiled. Stand In a warm place to dry. When sufficiently dry .to be elastic, take from the heat and stand ln a cold place. When cold, turn from the pan, with a pair of old scissors cut first Into strips, then blocks. It licorice jujubes are desired, soak two ounces beBt Spanish licorice In a Jill of-hot water and add to the syrup when the bubbles begin to toughen.
“flve maiden aunts” aro Jane Ad- dams, of Hull House; Julia Lathrop, a charity expert; Mary McDowell, of the University Settlement; Margaret Haley who organized the Teachers’ Federation, and Dr. Cornelia De Bey, a practicing physician, who secured the sett). -ient of the great stockyard strike by arbitration. Dr. De Bey has also been prominent in Investigating factory violations of the child labor law and is a member of the Chicago Board of Education.— New
York Sun.
Tears of Blood.
The belief that certain individuals are able to weep tears of blood is of such antiquity that the German equivalent for “bitter tears” is “blutige Thranen,” “bloody tears.” There seems, however, no outhentlc instance of blood being actually secreted by the lachrymal gland.
Micas haa published a very interesting article on real and false tears of blood.. It Is a clinical study on conjunctive hemorrhage. Some years ago the author was consulted about a boy aged twelve yeara, who from the slightest cause, auch as laughter, or sometimes apparently for no cause Whatever, wept tears of blood— an occurrence often repeated several times a day. The lad was pale and enervated from constant heimorrhage.
The source of the bleeding was the tarsal conjunctiva, which was covered with fine papillae, and light cauterization with the galvano-caut- ery reaulted ln a cure.
This case led the author to study the literature of the subject. He found that fo none Of the cases cited Is lt certain that the blood did not come from the conjunctiva or from the lachrymal passages. He feels that it Is unwise to deny the possibility of a sanguineous secretion from the gland, but that examples in which other sources cannot be shown to be present must be exceedingly rare.
One of the biggest car companies in thla country has decided to abandon the use of steam in Its plant and f« now putting in a mammoth electric Dlant
Facial MnssageT?or Wrlnltlcs.
A plentiful ute of cold cream, the kind that feeds the skin, and massage are the best cure for wrinkles. Each wrinkle has Its own peculiar motion, up from the chin, to cure the sagging around the mouth, gently down on the forehead for the horizontal wrinkles, across for the vertical wrinkles, a rotary motion for the crow’s-feet, etc. The motions are all circular, up and out— never down. The best massage Is after the Swedish system. It'should not be too vigorous, and, with a fine skin, very gen
tle. 'When the fat»e Is to be massaged
it is first washed with warm water and then anointed very thickly with cold cream. After the massage hot( applications may be made. Then the face should be thoroughly washed with soap and hot water, and rinsed, and finally cold applications made to close the pores and stimulate a healthy circulation. If the face feels stiff a little cream is rubbed in.— Harper’s Bazar.
Niece of Gerald Griffin.
There died the other day in the Visitation Convent, of Washington, D. C., an old nun whqse name recalls a distinct epoch of Irish literary life. For she was a niece of Gerald Griffin, that dainty Gaelic poet who renounced fame for the cloister. This Washington nun, known to three generations of distinguished women as their teacher, had distinct poetic talents, and many of her former pupils owe success not only to her instruction, but to her sympathetic guidance. She was known as Sister Teresa, and her prose and poetry appeared from time to time in Catholic periodicals under the Initials “T. G.” One remarkable trait of the Griffin family waa that ten or twelve of Ita members joined religious orders of the Catholic Church. Sister Teresa had four alstera and five brothers, and all gained distinction tor tbelr wrltlnga and all were teachers of English in the various Institutions with which they were, connected.— New York
Presay
Pottery Adorns Her Home.
The Spanish ways of making a home attractive are growing on those who furniah summer dwellings. Spanish pottery la having a run of popularity in the country homea around New York almoat to the ex- alon of the prized Indian ware or the Delft plates. In the dining room of a country home owned by a literary woman of Gotham the plaquea of blue end hrooM, which represent the best ef Spanish notterv. are the envy of
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The Perfect Man.
rho n*v*r drink*.' «b*w*, nor «wa*n;
. jr iambi**, n*v*r iirt*.And ahuna aU sinful *uara* -
H*'a partly**d.
Ther* I* a man who n*v*r do**A thins that ia not right;Hi* wira can t*U juat wh«r* he ia At morning, noon and night—
Ha’s dead. -Chattanooga Trad*
t l* no**, taka* awarLUfred by eolda. It iuat* Oougba and f
aron'e Cold R*m«dr 8«ii«v< mad, throat and too** almoat loin I Checks F*v*f*. •'<»■ DUvhai
R«ii*v*c tn* ■t Immediate*
item* Dlachargaa of all ache* and nain*
drip and ob’ Pn«nmoaJla.prerants 1
that makes women hesitate to use original Ideas in entertaining their friends. Because Mrs. So and So had three kinds of vegetables and two kinds of cakes is no reason why you should follow1 her example. In fact, to serve too delicate a meal nowadays is not considered good form. To .overload a guest with so many courses that he feels burdened Is much worse than serving too little. It is a dreadful Insult to the mental caliber of our friends that we should think they come to’ our table to gormandize rather than to enjoy the pleasure of our company. We carefully plan the menu, but how often we fail to provide for the entertainment of the mind— the wit and humor and exchange of Ideas so necessary to a real feast.— New Haven Register.
i —n r e tty ri / Thine* -
A novelty is repped mohair, called ottoman royal.
White gloves seem to have come back for evening wear. g
Black lace edged with velvet is the latest thing in sashes.
Peacock designs figure prominently in decorative effects.
Darned effects continue in favor in the matter of embroidery.
For the dressy waist the tucked sleeve is generally chosen.
Eyelet embroidery will maintain its vogue the coming season.
The turn-over linen collar with jabot will be worn as of yore.
The old-fashioned sailor collar has come back for the-younger set.
Among the small hats are turbans of Bllver with colored aigrettes.
Large spots and tiny ones are mixed on some of the new veils.
The scarf ia almost Indispensable for both day and evening wear.
With the tailored suits moire silk belting of every color Is being worn.
The one-button glove Ib the thing, and made of natural colored chamois skin. v
The lavender sweet pea ia very nevr1 and is seen only on the most expensive hats.
Gold slippers, which are unmistakably popular, come in gold cloth and gold leather.
Dutch collars of Irish crochet are among the most attractive ot the neck fixings.
Low-cut, two-eyelet oxford ties of gray suede are among the latest showing In shoes.
The Indications for children’s garments are that they will be more and more simple.
Some of the smartest of the new hatpins are small enameled placquea in all tones of color.
Double effect veils come In all sorta of modish colorings, green over brown being a smart combination.
There la a fad juat now for making the color of the hatpins contribute to. the trimming et the hat
A Prodigy.
“They say Flubdub's youngest boy ia quite a prodigy.”
“Yea, he can name all tbe Vice* Presidents of tbe United State*. Puck.
Al the Muaicale.
"Why do they talk so wnen the professor Is playing?”
“Oh. very few have the fortitude to suffer in alienee, 1 a’poae.”— Kan* aaa City Journal.
When a Chicken Spoke.
Farmer— “Come out of that coop, or I ’ll 8hoot!”
Voice Inside— “Beto’ de Lawd, boss, dey ain’t a soul ln heah but ua chickens.”—Judge.
Education Applied.
Knicker— “Do you think a ahelf three feet long could hold a liberal education?"
Bocker— ‘‘Yes; if used aa a ahln* gle.”— New York Sun.
Charity.
Mistress— “Here, Bridget, are a pair of trouaers for you.”
Scrubwoman— “Thank ye, kindly, mum. Do ye happen to have a pair of coraeta for me husband?"— Life.
Lost Ita Potency.
"So you no longer use butprm llk?"“What’a the use?” returned Mr.
Fairbanks. “If I drank a gallon of the stuff to-day the papers wouldn’t notice it.”— Philadelphia Ledger.
Hav* you stiff or *woll*a Joints, no mat. tgr how chronict A«k four druggist for Mow yon’* Rh*umatl*m Remedy and *** how quickly yon will b« cured.
j f f j s j / r x t g ft.h rIfonyon** Vitallaer make* weak iMft
■trong and rastor** lost powers, f
For Sore ThroalNothing will do mora good
In «o short a time with ao-Iittl* trouble aa
Hale’s Honey-s
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> When It ache* *#aln try Plk*’a Toothach* Dropa
Different Views.
“What is the difference between an optimist and a pessimist?”
“A pessimist ia always thinking of his liabilities, while an optimist thinks only of hla asseta.”— Judge.
Her Only C h a t i^
“How did you happen to accept him?' Was he the one man In the world to you?”
“Well, no. But he was the one man at the summer resort where I spent my vacation.”—Louisville Courler-Journal.-----
Of COurs".
“Time flies.”“What's the idea?”“I was just thinking tnat the Gro
ver Cleveland babies are grown up now, and the Togo pups are all old dogs.”— Philadelphia Bulletin.
Easily Answered.
“You say you wquld not feel safe j In Africa?" said the managing editor.
"Yes,” answered the correspondent.
• Why?”“Because Mr. Roosevelt has said
he does not want me there,”— Washington Star.
The first liorae railroad was built in 1828. _ _ _ _ _
A Famous Health Builder.
A medicine that will eleanae the bowels nnd put them in condition to do their proper work unaided will do more than anything else to preserve health and prength. Such a medicine ia the tonio laxative herb tea, Lane’s Family Medicine. Get a 25c. package to-day at any drnggiat ?r dealer. No matter what you nav* tried oefore, try>thi* famous herb tea.
Cloisters of Westminster Abbey.
When Parliament reaaaemblea a queatlon will, I am Informed, be addressed to the First Commissioner ot Works regarding the Chapel of the Pyx in the dark clolatera of Weat- mlnater Abbey. Thla ancient vaulted shamber, the opening of which to the public haa been often rumored In recent yeara, was formerly the depository of the regalia of the Scottish kings. Some time ago It waa thoroughly cleaned out and the electric light Inatalled. In the lumber removed were many ot the old tally atlcka with which the national accounts were at one time kept, the Immoderate burning of which In a amall stove led to the conflagration which consumed the houses of Parliament early in the last century.
’■Another apartment — mistakenly called the Monk’8 Cell— cloae to the historic chapel has also been cleaned out, and lt ia suggested that thla and the other vaults might be used for the exhibition of relics associated with this interesting quarter of the Abbey. These Include a stone altar, a stone coffin and some wooden figures of Hepry V. and Queen Elizabeth. The Pyx chamber has from time Immemorial remained In the exclualve possession of the Crown, and Its massive door, on the inside of which some fragments of human flesh were at Dne . time to be seen, can only be opened by the officers of the governr ment for the time being.— London Daily News.
Mild Resistance.
Magistrate— “Did you arrest the prisoner, McNutty?”
Officer McNutty— “Oi did, yer honor.”
Magistrate— “Did he offer any resistance?” v.*
Officer McNutty —• “Only |2, yer honor.”— Chicago News.
Rose That Changes Color.
The changing rose Is a plant to the cultivation of which the Japanese devote much attention, it produces a tidy but beautifully formed flower. On being taken suddenly out of a dark place into a sunny room lt slowly assumes a pale pln)c hue, which gradually grows ln intensity until lt becomes of the deepest red shade. The color vanishes again at night or when the rose Is replaced ln a dark room.
He Knew.
“If you struck one of those golf balls and hit a man in the eye, what would yo4b do?” asked the man who was Interested ln first aid to the Injured.[ “Oh, I ’d have to play it from just where I found it," replied the enthusiastic golfer.— Yonkers Statesman.
«'■ Unfair.Miss Smith— “I see that the Amer
ican legislature has passed a law prohibiting the women from wearing stuped birds on their hats.”
Aunt Marta— “It ain’t fair. I ’ve heard of how the men in the cities wear swallow-tall coats, and they never say a word against it."— Philadelphia Inquirer.
A Great Distinction.
“Yes," said Mrs. Dubley, of Jefferson City, “ I reckon that feller that <wrlt out the Declaration of Independence deserved the honor,”
“You mean the honor of being aa- slgned to write lt?”
“No, air! I mean the honor o’ bein' named fur our town. They called him ‘Jetferaon,’ you know.”— The Catholic Standard and Times.
Hence the Noise.Mr. Bacon— “Did you hear those
toeasly roosters crowing this morning early?”
Mrs. Bacon— “Yes, dear."Mr. Bacon— “I wonder wbat on
aarth they want to do that for?”Mrs. Bacon— “Why, don’t you re
member, dear, you got up one morning early and you crowed about it for Iffreek?”— Yonkera Statesman.
Not So Much Needed.Like most ministers’ families, they
were not extensively blessed with this world’s gooda. She, however, was the youngest of ten children until her father explained to her ot (be baby sister who had come ln the hlght.
“Well,” ahe B ald, after due thohghti, “I a'poae lt ’a all right, papa, but there's many a thing we needed worse.’’— Delineator.
Well Stocked.
Last summer a typical Downeaster furnished a New York author who bad a cottage ln a Maine village with farm produce.
One day when the man called with a wagon load of vegetables the author, wishing to make himself agreeable, asked how much stock he kept on his farm.
“Five cows an’ a bull,” enumerated the farmer, “’and two yokeB of Dxen, a calf, a hoss, an' three,shares Df Malpe Central.”— Youth’s Companion.
FOOD FACTS
Wbat an M. D. Learned.
' A prominent Georgia physician went through a food experience which he makes public:
“ It was my own experience that first led me to advocate Grape-Nuts food and I also know, from having prescribed It to convalescents and other weak patients, that the food Is a wonderful rebullder and; reatorer of nerve and brain tlsaue, aa well as muscle. It improves the digestion and elck patients alwaya gain just as I did In strength and weight very rapidly.
“ I was In such a low state that I had to give up my work entirely, and went to the mountains of this state, but two months there did not Improve me; in fact, I was not quite as well as when I left horns.
MMy food did not sustain me and lt became plain that I must change. Then 1 began to use Grape-Nuta food and in two weeka I could walk a mile without fatigue, and in flre weeks returned to my home and practice, taking up hard work again. Since that time I have felt aa well and atrong aa I ever did ln my life.
“Aa a physician who seeks to help all aufferera, I consider It a duty to maka theae facta public."
Trial 10 days oo Grape-Vata, when the regular food does not seem to sustain the body, will wor|| miracles. A
“There’s a Reason.”Look In pkgs. tor the famous Uttle
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Silent Clube,
Some eccentric persons in French capital, we learn from a^Pai'ls contemporary, have form ed.^ club the principal rule of w h ichr^hat WV the members when at the institution shall preserve an absolute' silence. Our contemporary prophecies a short life for the club .in a country for its loquacity. Moreover;,,the idea is by no means new. for we read toward the end pf the seventeenth century of a similar assembly in Lon- don. Many such clubs are said to exist to-day In China. The silent member ot the Spectator Club gave us unaided Sir Roger de Coverley, so what measureless possibilities are before this new club, of silent members!— London Globe.
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Influence of a National Anthem.
"After.the siege of the Pekin Legations a dozen Russian soldiers bent on loot and outrage raided the house ih which one of my band boys lived with his mother and siBter,” 8ir Robert Hart said at a dinner at the Authors’ Club. "The boy snatched his violin and played the Russian national anthem and the looters stood to attention. Then they left the house without molesting any one.”— London Evening Standard.
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Woroen%ere Ushers.
At the opening ot the new theatres in Philadelphia recently women ushers assisted the male ushers in seating the vast audience, tbe young women wearing uniforms of black dresses, with white cuffs and collars, This is the first time women have ever served as ushers, and the result will no doubt be watcbetf with interest.
4 lean Hog Trough*.
" "V » p r Ink ling of air-slaked lime with which a small quantity of carbolic acid has been mixed will help In purifying the bog’s feeding floors and troughs. Ons item in supplying clean food Is to have the troughs and feeding floors clean. First give them a good scrubbing and then apply tbe lime and carbolic acid.— Farmers' Home Journal.
Plants Potatoes in Fall.
A rather interesting plan of potato culture Is practiced by an Eng- iish specialist named Vincent. His most surprising departure is planting the seed in the fall. It is claimed for this method that tbe crop Is earlier and brings a much higher return per acre. A profit of $300 per acre bas been claimed for early potatoes planted In autumn and otherwise cultivated in the regular way.— American Cultivator,
Keeping Surplus Eggs,
When eggs are only required to be preaerved for two or three months they keep very well packed in dry salt or bran. The meat of the egg may shrink and rattle within the shell when shaken, but its edibility hi not Impaired. Coating tbe egg with vaaellne or butter will also keep lt for a short time, or any application which effectively seals the pores Df the shell and exqjjides air will prolong the freshness of eggs. If the egg Is even momentarily submerged In boiling water, the albumen thereby becomes sufficiently coagulated to prevent the entrance of air. In some of the rural districts in England and Scotland eggs for home consumption are smutted over witb a mixture of sulphur and lampblack, a cheap and effective preservative. But the lime water mixture is best for general purposes.—American Cultivator.
A Quick Pasture.
Pasture is going to be somewhat of a question this spring, and many ot our farmers will need something that will come quick. A mixture of spring rye and oats makes a good pasture for milk cows and horses. Sow us early as the growth will properly and thoroughly disk, gb both ways to insure a good seed bed, and it will be ready for pasture by the middle of May—almost as soon as any of our ;lover pastures. For hogs or sheep there Is nothing better than oats and dwarf Essex rape for a Catch crop Bown as early as possible. I have used this for hogs several years and intend to soV this year again.
The best results in obtaining a stand of blue grass may be had by Bowing in th<f fait with wheat. Sow at least a bushel of blue grass to thr acre if a good stand is wanted. About jnly seventy-five per cent, of the blue grass seed that is put upon the market will grow, and If a good quick stand of grass Is wanted to cover all the ground, sow a bushel to the acre. w-C. W. B., In Indiana Farmer.
planting may have unduly exposed tbe roots to drying sun and wind.
But by far the greatest cam* of loss lies in the work of planting. Wben tbe nurseryman dug the tree he left about three-quarters of Its roots in the soil. The tops must, therefore, be out back hard. The tree should be set at the same»depth as In tbe nursery row. Tbs tree should not be set In soli that is too wet or too dry. If dry, water should be used in planting, a bucketful or more per tree when the hole is three- quarters of the way filled up. Last and most Important of all, the earth should be packed tight around the roots by hand, Tight packing ia the key to successful - planting.—-Fruit and Nut Journal.
Marketing Cattle.
The beat time to market any kind of stock for the most profit to the producer is at tbe age when it will cost the least per pound to produce it. Tbe steer to be sold at tbe greatest profit would probably be at about fourteen months old. But In order to make this profitable there should be no time lost in set-backs by letting up In the feed. The calf should come about with the grass in spring, and always have access to the grass and about all tbe milk from Its dam it will take until at least four months old. In addition it should have a grain ration of some kind, not too much but enough so that it will always he ready for its feed. You can teach a calf to eat shelled corn about the easiest of anything else, but ground oats or wheat bran is a Ifet- ter bone-maker. Be careful to never overfeed. Good grass is nature’s great producer of cattle. When time for winter feed use clover hay and ground oats through the winter until grass begins to be fit for use'; then finish with pure corn meal, ground very fine. About the first of June they should weigh about eight o nine hundred pounds and bring about five cents pter pound— that is from forty to fifty dollars per head, without any extra expense of keeping up a large growthy carcass for one whole year for a little more gain in weight. The keeping alone this second year will require more feed than you have used in making the finished product of the first fourteen months. Besides the price up to the first of June when grass cattle begin to go to market is always good. Now suppose you have been able to make $his steer bring you forty-five dollars (which is reasonable), that would be about ninety bushels of corn that he would buy, which of course looks like a good trade, while to finish one of the two or three year pld steers will take about sixty buBhels of corn alone, not counting his keep up to the time of beginning, which is about nine months full feed with grass, or hay. —J. G. H., in the American Cultivator.
The Modern Silo.
The silo is doubtless the greatest of modern institutions in connection With dairying. It is simply a modification and elaboration of the old por tato or cabbage pit, and in fact th^ first silos were pits. What has probably deterred the modern silo from coming into universal use is the rather prevalent idea among farmers, that it requires a great amount of skill and experience to ensure success, and that the silo of to-day is much further removed from the old pit than is the reality. Experience, however, points to the fact that so long as the crop Is cut at the right stage and put together with ordinary, care, be lt in stack, pit, or orer ground silo— chaffed or unchaffed— success must result, the amount o f waste being universally proportion-; ate to the amount of care exercised.'It is quite natural that being a new thing to many, and having heard reports of failures, farmers have in the past hesitated in risking their crops by attempting to ensilage them, but now with silos scattered all over the country, in every district, it is easy for them to see for themselves. As to the merits of any particular method or any particular structure of silo, opinions are varied. Each, doubtless, has something to recommend it, and only a man’s particular conditions and requirements can determine for
' him the most suitable plan. The literature on silo construction of the pepfertment of Agriculture which will be ssnt on application will furnish some useful suggestions.— American Cultivator.
Why Trees Fail to Grow.
It is a noteworthy fact that a very large percentage of tbe trees planted each year in different parts of the country fall to grow. That this loss is larger than necessary is certain and the causcs for it are well worth looking into. Generally the blame is placed on the nurseryman and the quality of the trees. In some cases the blame is rightly placed, but in moat Instances it lies elsewhere. We may look for the cause in a number of different directions. Trees are subjected to more or less hardship between the time they are standing
' in the nursery rows and the time they \y are again set in the ground.
• Tracing the history Of the tree through the several steps in its digging and transplanting, we find that it may have been injured or broken in digging. After removal from the ground it may have received more drying wind and hot sun than was good for lt. The tree may have been packed too wet or too dry, or the materials used may have decomposed and’given off beat to the injury of the trees The transportation company.
B heedless of the nature of tbeir cargo, i ^ may have placed it against hot pipes.
&»ar a smoke-stack, or too near a stove. It may have been delayed in transit, though when there is danger should have been culled, and it is — # .VI. ika nHMOi>1rman ahnntrl eaa tn 1 better iste than never, KeeD the
A Mixed Flock.
In the mixed flock of the mongrel type especially, and in a greater or less degree in all flocks, is there a difference in size or sustaining qualities among the fowls. Frequently where all are fed together some few will be crowded back and get little of the feed. Chickens are even more hoggish than hogs in fe ^ n g , and tho individual of under-si^ stands little chance. As It gets less food, it Is every time losing instead of gaining ground over its rivals, and shortly falls prey to seeming disease when lt is simply crowded out.
Where more than one rooster is wintered we may think that all is going right because we see no signs of fighting, when the fact is that one Is kept away in some inaccessible spot and only steals a little food on penal-
4y of its life. Watch if two or more 'ire kept together, as is usually the fcase on the farm, that each gets its share. If they cannot live in peace, separate them in some Way, even if one must go to the block.
It often happens that the runt pig thrived when1 Removed to quarters where its previous disability is removed, and there are in flocks of varying ages similar cases. This is a most emphatic reason why the flock should be carefully culled and only a uniform retention of the fittest be allowed. Fowls speedily discover any weakness Or defect in a companion, and are equally quick in taking advantage of it. The injuries resulting from this may not be especially noticeable when the fowls are running at large, but with the confinement necessary at this season it cannot but be damaging to the weaker individuals.
If it is not practicable to make the further separation one would wish, at least stay by during the eating process; take pains to scatter a part of the food in some corner where the weaker birds, Will be protected; they will soon lea rn the favored point and avail themselves $ the advantage. If there is not room for all at the drinking fountain, enlarge it or provide a second. The feed box should be likewise enlarged.
Here the dry mash has the advantage. If the wet rnftb is fed in the usual way the fastest eaters get more than their share; but with the dry feed and the hopper system there is still room for the later comers.
Feather pulling Is another abomination which is often forced upon the innocent fowls, more frequently starting through the idleness or rather enforced Inactivity of compan* ions than as a positive vice. If there ia an abundance of scratching material provided there will be less inducement for any to sit around, like pupils unemployed, studying mis
chief.Then there are those which were
late moulting their discarded plumage but a nuisance to both owner and the hen# that have properly moulted, their rough feathers a temptation to feather pulling. The,*
1 H o w D o W e K n o w T h a i B i b l e
M a a u a c r i p t a A r e R e a l l y
G e n u i n e 7
By H A IM U I WILSON.
In ipite of veueratlon for the Bible, and u belief that It is the word of God, thnt la almost inborn in every Christian child, there is itill a desire In the heart of nearly every one to know the origin of the manuscript!*
I from which the Book waa compiled j Of course, it waa not written, much j less printed, from the beginning, nor I was It handed down to man In written j or printed form. The Ten Command- \ ments Were said to have been wrlt- | ten on tables, or tables of stone, j The manuscripts, after the inyen- I tion* of writing, were made up from | the memories of those who had memorized them, and whose duty it was te repeat them to the people.
Mr. W. C. Lyne, of tbe Third Presbyterian Church, gave a talk before the Pittsburg adult Bible class in the East Liberty Presbyterian Church on Sunday afternoon last on this subject that was Intensely interesting and highly Instructive.
The Sources of the Bible.
After showing that the sources from which the accepted Bible was made up.were ancient manuscripts, Mr. Lyne said that none of tbe original records from which these manuscripts were compiled are known to be in existence, but there can be no doubt as to the genuineness of the copies.
A feature of much interest was the exhibit by the speaker of a rare old manuscript written by monks on vellum 500 years ago— before printing was Invented. This rare curio w m illuminated with beautiful Initial lettering In gold, and exquisite miniature paintings executed years before Raphael’s famous frescos and paintings upon canvas. Th^work ot these old artists upon tbe vellum retain a freshness in coloring and delicacy in technique that was most suggestive of hpw durable work on manuscript WM. *
The speaker also circulated among the audience facsimile prints of the three oldest Bible manuscripts In the world, and by means of these gave an Interesting Idea of the Character of the original writings and tbe care taken in transcribing. He also gave an intelligent reason why some portions of our present Bible were omitted as doubtful authority in the new revised version.
The romantic discovery by Tisch- endorf in a basket of rubbish in an old convent at the foot of Mount Slnal of the most valuable manuscript In existence just as the monks were about to commit it to the flames, was made more interesting by prints of the Convent of St. Catherine, and facslmllies of the Sinaitic manuscript now held by the Czar of Russia.
Inerrency of Manuscript.
While he did not claim absolute inerrency for accepted manuscripts, Mr. Lyne showed that no important doctrine or fact had been disturbed by comparing existing records with manuscripts buried from sight and the knowledge of scholars for 1500 years. Jewish manuscripts had always been placed in the most guarded places, the copies of the old Jewish law being placed In tbe ark of the covenant and temple and in times of danger rescued from destruction as by Josephus in the days of Titus, when the temple was burning.
The copying .and transmitting of manuscripts has been guarded with such scrupulous care that convincing proof of their Integrity and genuineness was furnished by knowledge of facts. Scribes were bound by solemn oath to make no change of word or letter, and were required to record the number of words, the middle verse, and letter of manuscript, and even the number of times a certain letter began words. Then, too, the rival academic schools of both Ces- aera and Babylon watched with jealous care the work of the other.
Later on both Jew an<J, Gentile were vigilant in watching the fidelity of the other in copying records, and by a singular coincidence the three most valuable manuscripts of the Bible were in the separate possession
I of the three great branches of the j Christian church. The Alexandrian * manuscript was in the keeping of the Anglican church in the British Museum; tbe Vatican manuscript was held by the church of Rome In, the Vatican, and the Sinaitic manuscript was held by tbe Greek church nt St. Petersburg. Such remarkable safeguards were not accidental, but wise design for perpetuating the purity and genuineness of Biblical records.
Different Versions.
In discussing tne versions of the Bible he passed rapidly from the septuigent to the vulgate, and then after speaking of the unique work of Wlckllffe and Tyndal amidst great opposition, culminating in disinterring tbd bones of the former and casting his ashes upon, the; river Swift, and the latter after being exiled from England to Germany, and printing hi^ ,great translation, being imprisoned and. finally strangled to death.
Growing opt of the manuscripts of Wick 1 Iffe and the printed Bibles of Tyndal,. Influenced too by Luther’s labor In Biblical work, there came the scholarly work known as the Geneva Bible, or “Breeches Bible.” A [copy of this version was exhibited by tbe speaker with the remark that It waa not only a volume older than the plays of Shakespeare, but was printed about fifty years before the first book was printed in America, and years before the Mayflower sailed to America or the English settled at Jamestown.
Thft: historical interest of this book was increased by the fact that it w$b the most popular household Bible in English use before our present Bible was published and that It was tbe first Bible marking off verses for easy reference, and was of special interest because of the quaint wording
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thorite the Issue of our present Bible, snd In explanation of this statement j It was shows tbat la this old Pres. | byterlan Bible there were printed , marginal notes which sanctioned legal disobedience ot the king, s moat offensive doetrlnt to King Jsmef, who believed in the Stuart doctrine of the divine rights of kings, and that Jamei was also very touchy upon another marginal note which indirectly approved of the execution of hla mother, Mary Queen of Scots,
Tbe King Janies Version.
In order to get a version free from political and sectarian marginal note* King James directed that fifty-four of the foremost scholars in tbe realm ahould make a careful translation of the accepted manuscripts regard 1ch« of poiitical or theological bias.
Thla wise provision haa been one cause of making the Bible of to-day universally popular among Protestant believers, until now its annual print ed issue Is 10,000.000 copies. Tbe prayer of Tyndal that the eyes of the , king might be opened was answered three years after bis death by the | Bible being placed in every parish church of England a few years after j the fires of Smitbfield had opened up the way of martyrdom to England ! foremost Bible students.
The earnest scholarly labors of j foremost Bible students in Europe | and America have given the reviaed j version to Protestantism, and thli great contribution to intelligent ap- predation Of the latest and most authentic Bible records while meeting with opposition, naturally would ultimately work out as otber great ver. slons had done over similar opposition, a flted and honored position in the minds and hearts of those in quest of truth in its genuineness and original strength.— From the Pittsburg Gazette Times.
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JAPANESE LABOR POORLY PAID.
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Writing from Vladivostok of a visit to Japan, Special Agent Roland R. Dennis says of tbe efficiency of labor of that country:
“A visit to Japan tends to disprove the theory that cheap labor insures cbeap production of output. The Japanese In many directions, especially in cabinetmaking, is an expert and finished workman. Although he uses an infinitesimal plane and planes toward himself, and his handsaw looks like an overgrown butcher knife with saw teeth cut in its edge, he produces fine work. But give him a machine nearly automatic to tend and be is j not a success. Wire nails are used | exclusively in Japan, and hence there is an immense demand for them. *’»
“Among tife very many stock companies formed during the Jap&nese- RUssian War, when money was plentiful, was a wire nail mill. The very latest up-to-date automatic machinery was brought out from the United States, and everytbing (hat money and skill could command was secured to make the mill a great success. As a final step a superintendent was brought from a large^mill In Cleveland and put in charge. In spite of all this expenditure of talent, money and time, that man Is not able to mak* nails at a price tbat at all interferes with importing and selling at a satisfactory profit. When asked why be cannot make nails as cheaply as he did In Cleveland the superintendent replies: ‘It is simply a question of labor. In Cleveland one man tended and kept running four or five machines; here it takes four or five men to tend one machine, and they don't keep it running as it should at that.’
"A large paper mill is having a similar experience. Labor is cheaply paid, but, being inefficient, it is much more expensive than higher paid efficient labpr. I met three Belgians wbo had been some months in Japan endeavoring to get a window-glass factory on a successful, money-making basis so as to be able to compete with imported window-glass. They had abandoned the enterprise and were returning home, thoroughly convinced tbat Japanese labor was very cheap, but that it could not be successfully utilized In a branch of manufacturing to which it was not accustomed.
“Coolie labor in Japan commands about twenty-five cents a day. although in Kobe, Yokohama and Nagasaki thirty-seven and one-half and forty cents are being asked and in many cases allowed. All employer* of labor were unanimous in 'declar.i4f§ that the quality of the services re#-' d'qifed was going down even faster than the rate of wages was going — Consular Report.
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Waxey—so called on account of hi* peculiarly colorless complexlou wan* dered gloomily up the street medltat- ing plans of reverse Ho had been wronged by the Italian who kept the fruit store around the corner—ao. grossly wronged that for the first time to a year he was moved to tsars. They were no Idle, woman’s ‘team, but the | tears of a man who ponders aa lie weeps, and the childish pftft»\ysm of ’ an*c<? had already been suoreodod by.;
a period of calm thought. Hut several J *ch<$pes presented by his precocious wits had been rejected ua Inadequate, until finally he Mad bqaipi to despair ,, of ever getting even. His grimy little | flats sunk deeper Into his trousers' | pockets, and his blacking box dangled
j »irie«l by u (iiirinmafl. Knew » b« i uwas immediately, but he didn't say «o. “Where you get him?'* he inquired eagerly, reaching out his hand.
Found her ou the sidewalk in front: of the Chinee’* place around tbe cor j n#r,“ n'|)lkid the boy.
'•Nothing but ole piece pape’." aald the other, laying his long Angers on the check.
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you take uno, due, tree chest-1 nut; me hav’ pape’."
"New, I wants It fer me stamp al-; berm." answered Waxey.
But (iliiseppeTspeculative instinct ! was moused, and he determined- to have ihat laundry check at any cost, j Who knew to what a treasure of shiny sUlits and collars it might not prove the key! How he would dazzle Bet- tiiia with I beg). It was more exciting than a lottery. The outcome of a long
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dejectedly from his of Its cu»?nmnry alertness.
Qlttsep! . tlu bad fellow nt b<sln«, avarice u own punlslunen-
boulder with none air of commercial
I .Jian. wasn't such a Ilia two besetting
i \unity, worked their for Ills life wus a con
stant aim ,gle between them. When he qglied Wi Sey lt:to his little hole In the Wall ant! set hlu to polishing his boots be reary meant to pay the boy. It was tbe evening when he called on Beilina, and his boots must be as radiant as the bosom of bis one white shirt, which had come from tbe laundry that same day smooth and shiny as the back of a celluloid hairbrush. But when the Job was done and the bootblack arose perspiring with exercise In the close Uttle room, Giuseppe's heart misgave him. A nickel—five cents! It was a tremendous fee for such an infant.
“Gooda boy, Wax," said he; ‘‘I give you Jrtea banan' for dat. Ain’t you
Had?’ ,"Naw yer don’t.'' growled the boy.
“I want five cents. The kids would fire me outer der union If I gave shines for leas’n dat.”
But«Giuseppe, undisturbed and sfhll- iug, cut a long, yellow bauana from the bunch and proffered It with the air of one conferring the freedom of a city. “You gooda boy,” he repeated, showing his white leeth; "I giva you nlca ba- nau';" and, heedless of Waxey's protests, forced the fruit into his hand and gently pushed him out of the store. Then after locking the door he retired to the little back room where he slept and cooked his meals to dresB for the evening, leaving the boy to pound on the door and shriek black curses at the top of his shrill treble. Wishing to avoid the annoyance o( further encounter, the Italian left his quarters by a window which opened into a rear alley; aud Waxey, after wearing himself out storming at the entrance, llnng the banana on the sidewalk and walked away, sobbing.
And now dark despair was settling about him when, like rflanna dropped from heaven to feed his starved sense of justice, he beheld right at his feet the mqan.s of deliverance, and a great wave of Joy swept over him as he
, stopped and picked up an enormous dead rat. The narrow street rang with his whoop of delight as the tail came of! in hia grasp and the bloated body dropped back to the pavement. The rat was very—well—ripe. For the same reason its value was doubled.
Most persons, upon making such a glorious find, would have hurried thoughtlessly to their enemy's door, flung the rat ln, and departed, well sat- iafled. But Waxey was not so servile to custom. Dead rats did not often come his way, and he had no Intention of wasting such a superb specimen as this.
Charley Herzog, the green-grocer and faithful friend, gave for the asking several sheets of thick wrapping paper and plenty of white cotton string. It reunited /leHc'ate manipulation to get the rat firmly enveloped in the first sheet, but when thia was accomplished it was an easy task, with the aid of much cord and paper, to make a presentable package; and in a
I few minutes, even though a vague odor still hung about the premises, to the eye the bundle presented every evi-' dence of respectability. Waxey tucked
■ argument was that the thin ,pink paper. scrawled with hieroglyphic^, found a rest lug place In Giuseppe's blouse, and Waxey left the store richer by a dime.
i Waxey's self-respect was restored,1 bis honor satisfied, and he regarded whatever might follow with languid curiosity, as a pure gratuity of his luck. Lurking contentedly in an area-way opposite Wu Ling Fung’s laundry, he saw his victim enter, and hastened across tbe street where he might watch developments through the
, wiudow.! Now, It was no strange thing for Wu j Llng-Fung to receive insults in the J shape of dead rodents. Every child on the block understood that a Chinaman's mouth waters perpetually • for
j tender rat meat, and took care that he I got plenty by tbe avenue of an open door or window. But never before
! had the sender dared to return and claim bis gift. There are bounds even to a Chinaman'* forbearance. It was
i the double insult of this man's asking for the return of his rat that he might use it again that choked Wu
j Llng-Fung witfi rage. His eyes had ! scarcely rested upon the check which the Italian confidently laid on the counter before he was at the fruit- dealer’s throat. Giuseppe, robust son of the soil though be was, nearly went to the floor under that wild attack. With an answering yell of terror, he wheeled and fled from the shop and down the street, while at his heel* came a little brown fiend, its features working with passion and cue floating horizontally behind.
Waxey did not trouble himself to follow and see what happened. He was a philosopher, and more than satisfied already. He spent half of his ten cents Tor a box of 26 cigarettes, and,, with a lighted one in his mouth and hl« box swung jauntily over his shoulder, made his way‘to City Hall park, where, as Jhe dispenser of 20 "butts," he was u prince among his fellows for the rest of the day.
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THE HOTEL MAN’S HOBBY.
Ready to Lose Money That NativeTown 8hould Have Fine Hostelry.
An American traveling through Italy was surprised to find in an insig nificant Uttle town a hotel that waa first-class In every respect. It had porcelain baths, sumptuous dining room, excellent food, faultless service —all, in short, was on the moBt lavish and expensive scale. The traveler
•Jookdd in his Baedeker. No such hotel was mentioned. It was evidently very new. He figured out that the number of tourists visiting the little town each year could not by any stretch of the imagination Justify such a palatial caravanserai.
So he made inquiries. And thereupon the cat came out of the bag.
It transpired that the proprietor of the hotel, a native of the little town, had in his early days gone to Naples and opened a hotel there, After many years of prosperity he had sqld out and returned to his native town a wealthy man to spend there the re mainder of his days, but not in idleness.
He promptly opened the hotel which
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Comrades
Comrades we were together,Comrades through woe and weal;
My weak heart often wavered,But his was us true as steel.
Sometimes we roamed the woodland Or sailed the waters wide;
Often we romped by the seashore Near the blue Atlantic’s tide.
Oft In the early morning Before the day was ripe,
We quietly slipped from our couches To chase the fleeting snipe.
Out in aty sorts of weather,Under all kinds of sky, ’
We spent many a happy hour My good old friend and 1.
Miles and miles With each other,Over river and plain and hill;
He was a faithful lover Would he were with me still!
Many a time at twilight,When ray heart felt weak and cold.
He would lay his head on my shoulder.
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And his presence would make me bold.
So constantly wa^ he with me,At nest, at play or work;
Through tempest and rain and sunshine, My good friend would never shirk.
He would stand in the doorway watching, When at evening I came from town;
A block awav he would spy me, forth—a streak
Misrtt Advice.
"Always climb up and never go down—that is the way to gain a crown, and make your life work greater. Something like this the moralist said; the youth replied, aa he shook his head: “I run an ele* vator.”—Walt Mason, in Emporia Gazette.
Clean Playing Cards.Spirits of camphor Is a good thing
to use in keeping packs of cards ln spotless condition. If the cards are not too ba^ly soiled, rub them with a sponge dipped in tbe camphor, and the former fresh appearance of.the pasteboard will be restored.
Lawsuit Over a Hen.A lawsuit abgut the ownership of
a hen has jttflt been brought to-a close at Hamburg, after a whole year, by the unexpected death of the bird. The value of ihe hen was only -75 cents, but the law costs have amounted to a large sum.
T H E O L IN Ef c f tw Jlred K't and lame muscle* -rheumatic paint TMEOUSE" is a new neatmeai. applying the principles
ta the ancients, of annotating the boily and tlie pens. It sdmuUltl rl - eUffiCitv 0 i muscles an cl (riv
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TBEOLINE CHEMICAL COMPANY M W<St Broadway New York City.
Making Herself Comfortable.An American bride of an English
man finds it hard to keep warm ln London. Why not put on a few more diamonds?
Truth and Error.“Friction brightens silver and gold.
Truth Is the world’s gold and the op position it meets is the friction that makes it more luminous. Truth would never have been appreciated had lt not been for its dual—error."
had so surprised the American, hav- it tenderly under his arm and marched j Ing resolved to give his home town a across the 'street to the laundry of Wu hostelry of tbe first rank. It made Llng-Fung. j no difference to him that lie could not
Although It was after dark, the In make It pay—not a bit. Was he not dustrious Chinese waa HtUl at work. rich? Might he not gratify his hobby?
“Evenin’ John,” said Waxey cheer- { By this time no doubt the fine hotel fully. in the humble little town is starred in
"Hoi* do?" replied Wu Llng-Fung j Baedeker—assuming that tlie drain on with a friendly erln. ' 1 ‘be patriotic hotel keeper's purse has
"Here's some laundry Uom > friend ! Dot the meantime become too great
of mine; and be wants it done quick,}see?” said Waxey, placing hia bundle j A Geographical Distinction, on the counter, but still keeping his "Denmark is about the only coun- handa upon it. I try which ceold, with equanimity,
“All light,” answered ihe Chinaman j hear it Bald it was going to the dogs ’’ with another smile. Then from a pile j "Why so?”on the Bhelf he took an oblong piece of j "Because that would mean its peo- thin, pink paper with a row of curious j pie were Great Danes."
Making an Orator.Jcln a debating Society and prac
tice on the negative side for ten years; then take ihe affirmative. There’s a liberal education for you. my boy. But never forget this: Love, knavery and necessity can make any man a good orator.
Said Uncle 8ilas.When a woman goes downtown
shoppin' she may not buy a blessed thing, but ghe’ll alius come home with a fresh lot o’ gossip to entertain the other wlmraen of the neighborhood — Los Angeles Express.
Uncle Ezra 8ays:'Tn makin’ your mark in the world,
be perfectly sure that it won’t turn out a dlsfiggeratlon."
Culture and Women.If much reading maketh a full man,
by the same token too much reading makes a fool woman.—Dallas News.
Chivalry’* Motto.The motto of chivalry is also the
motto of wisdom; to serve all, but love only one.—Balzac.
black marks on each end, tore it in ! half and gave ono of the pieces to the j
boy, “Checkee" he explained. “You j keep."
Character’s like money: when you’ve A great deal, you may risk some; for, If you lose it, folks still believe you’ve
Waxey clutched the precious paper I plenty to spare,
and darted out of the -place, Wu Ling- 1 The rlgbTs of property have been ao Fung insetted the remaining half un-1 much extended that the rights of theder the string of the package, which he laid on the shelf With others, ready for the morning.
Few smells can compe e with those
community have almost altogether disappeared and lt ia hardly too much to say that the prosperity and the comfort and the iiberties ol a great
of 3 Chinese laundry, and it was over I proportion of the population have been an bour before, tbe proprietor, after: laid at tbe feet of a small number of sniffing the air several times, stopped' proprietors, who neither toil nor spin, work and began to investigate. —Joseph Chamberlain.
Well satisfied with the progress of} -------------his plan, Waxey did not imperil its sue- j Lightning Flashes, cessful fruition by childish precipita- Accumulating evidence shows that tion. When he dropped In'Tit the Ital- :«*— ---*--- — *
Immense Capital Lost.Capital iormerly Invested iu bull#-
lugs at Messina is calculated at aboi^t »16,000,000, at Reggio at $10,000,000. The greatest portion of this is irrevocably lopt.
Art.Almost any millionaire would be
willing to give tip a large percentage of his fortune if he could tell the difference between a masterpiece and a daub.
In a Different Class,“I hear, Mike, that your wife hka
gone into society. Has she becothe. club woman yet?” ‘Indade bas not got Into that class; "Me uses a flatiron, sor.”
an’ sfce ‘Me St|U
iatfs a week later, it was with a beam
ing face that would have put the most suspicious person off his guard. It was far from the sunny-tempered child of Italy to harbor resentment for an encounter In which he had come out 8 0 ’ satisfactorily, and, business being dull, he was glad to enter Into friendly conversation.
“Say, John," said the boy, after an e of compliments (he called all
John), “what d’yer s’pose d he drew from his ragged
t careful-1 tion. manila
lightniftg flashes may have a much more varied structure than was formerly supposed. Photographs by A. Larsen, a Danish pbbtographer, indicate that flashes may <4»e made up of small electric discharges, or rushes, of which 40 may follow along naarl^ the same path fa Jialf a minute.
Just What She Wanted.•> Mrs. Nurich was In tbe jewelry store. “Hera are some new souvenir spoons we have just got in,” said the clerk, placing a tray tor her inapec-
Ob, ain’t those lovaiy!" she «t- *T must haye some of thoae!
auch lovely sou-
In the Lion's Den.First Martyr (to second ditto).-*
Well, old chap, there’s one consolation—there won’t be any after-di&xjer speecbes.-^The Sketch.
Yea, We Have Met Them.Some people act as if they were
afraid they might forget their trouble! if they didn’t talk about them all the time—Chicago Dally News,
Tea Removea Fruit Stains.When the fingers are stained fr f*
peeling fruits dip them In strong tj#a, rub with a nail brush, then waitijft* warm water.
In Praise of Dutlfulneas.The dutifulness of children is tha
foundation of all virtues.—Cicero.
To Overcome Boils.A French doctor has had great suc
cess with Scattering boilB by applying at the first sign of inflammation compresses wet with equal parts of tincture of arnica, tincture of iodine and spirits of camphor. Continue until the trouble seems to be passed. If with tbe compresses one drinks sulphur water or redclover blossom tea it will help to scatter the boils and overcome the tendency.
Real Attractiveness.A magnetic personality is often
more powerful than ability, and Is often, very often, placed in the balance against it. It is therefore advisable to exert oneself to tbe utmost to cultivate that wonderful charm to the highest degree, and she who has it not is not so much to be pitied as blamed, for it is, more or leas, within the reach of all.
Daylight and Twilight.A sad nature sheds forth twilight. A
merry and mirthful nature brings daylight. A suspicious nature insensibly ilbfrarts Its chill to every generous Soul within its reach, A bold and frank nature overcomes meanness in men. Firmness makes them fine. Tadte directs, stimulates and develops taste.-^Henry Ward Beecher.
The Time to Boast.A. great French ch'ef used to aay to
thoae customers Who praised his dinners: "Never boast of having dined *elt till the next day.”
Phonograph in Austrian Schools. The phonograph is in use in some
•Avatjrian schools, and by its means pu f i l l are made familiar with famoua apeeches in history
Balm for Fat Men. fhrery- picture1 of the devil in human
form represents him as very tall, very sender and elegantly dressed, the fat men need all the comfort they
And leap ( i streak of brown.
On and on till I caught him,And held him a moment so tight;
Yes, he was "Only a dog,” sir,But his soul was more than white.
One day I suddenly missed him,He was gone when I reached ray home;
After a time they told me,—He had gone to the great unknown.
No more will I stroke his forehead,Or gaze in his true brown eyes;
No more will he share my triumphs,Or blend with mine his sighs.
Gone from my sight forever Into the great unseen;
But many a noble lesson Have 1 learned from my good dog
“ Bean.”
Lessons of truth and friendship,Of loyalty and love;
Glimpses of gol len sunshine From the rift ;d clouds above.
If “ There are in dogs in Heaven,”There must b« somewhere a place
For the faithful of all the ages,Of every kino and race.
Mavhap again I may see him,He, whose lo' e was so true;
Who knows but that in the future I may meet *i m beyond the blue?
God, in His Int nite wisdom,Has taken mj friend away;
Perhaps, throug i His Infinite kindness,I shall see him again some day.
Belmar, April Stt, 1909 H. R. C,
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Notice to Contractors
Sealed bids will be received by the Board of Education of the Borough of Belmar, Monmouth County, N. J., at the school building on F street, Belmar, N. J., at 8 p. in., Friday, May 7, lflOft, for the erection und completion of a fourteen room school building with assembly hall, including the heating and ventilating apparatus and the plumbing. All to be in strict accordance with the plans and sped- j flcations made for the same by William j T. Towner, Architect, 820 Fifth avenue, j New York City, to whom all applications for plans and specifications and other in- j formation mu.it be tqade. i
No bid will be considered that does not j adhere strictly to the plans and specifica- j tions and no alternate bids will be received 1 ot considered except those called for by j authorized form of bid. ■ j
All bids must be accompanied by a certified check for a bond from an approved surety company for 5 per cent of the amount of tne bid as an evidence of good faith and a bond for 60 per cent of the amount of the contract will be required of' the successful contractor, said bond to be satisfactory in every way to the architect and the Board of Education.
Copies of the plans and specifications can be had of the Architect by depositing with him the sum of *95.00, which will be refunded upon the return of the plans and specifications und the receipt of bid.
The Board of Education of the Borough of Belmar, N. J., reserves the right to reject any or all bids.
HENRY F. PIERCE, President. WILLIAM M. BERGEN,
District Clerk.
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Tantalum Named by Discoverer.It Is said that Ekeberg, the Swedlab
dlscc/erer ’*of tantalum, gave that name to the metal because of tbe tan- j talixlng difficulties that he encoun- ] tered while Investigating It. It is only j recently that tantalum haa been ob- { talned in a state of purity. A single ! pound of tantalum suffices to furnish23,000 lamps, each of 25 candle power.
Wes Not to Be Improved.Theie is an antique anecdote, but j
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