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I still have this album.

In 2003, there were 86 In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing days of below-freezing

weather in Hell, weather in Hell, Michigan.Michigan.

In 2003, there were 86 In 2003, there were 86 days of below-freezing days of below-freezing

weather in Hell, weather in Hell, Michigan.Michigan.

“ “ Actually, it only takes one beer to Actually, it only takes one beer to get me drunk. Trouble is, I can't get me drunk. Trouble is, I can't

remember if it's the seventeenth remember if it's the seventeenth or eighteenth. ’’or eighteenth. ’’

W.C. FieldsW.C. Fields

“ “ Actually, it only takes one beer to Actually, it only takes one beer to get me drunk. Trouble is, I can't get me drunk. Trouble is, I can't

remember if it's the seventeenth remember if it's the seventeenth or eighteenth. ’’or eighteenth. ’’

W.C. FieldsW.C. Fields

How did Walt Disney figure How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay out how to make people pay

to stand in lines all day?to stand in lines all day?

How did Walt Disney figure How did Walt Disney figure out how to make people pay out how to make people pay

to stand in lines all day?to stand in lines all day?

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS,  BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LAS VEGAS,  BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES

THAN CASINOS.THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY  NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY

SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

 SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,  SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE

OFFERINGS.OFFERINGS.THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A

NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND

CASHED IN.CASHED IN.

 THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

 YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING DID YOU – NOW KEEP  YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING DID YOU – NOW KEEP THAT SMILE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY ! THAT SMILE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY !

THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS,  BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES IN LAS VEGAS,  BUT THERE ARE MORE CATHOLIC CHURCHES

THAN CASINOS.THAN CASINOS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY  NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY

SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.

 SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS,  SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE

OFFERINGS.OFFERINGS.THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A

NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND

CASHED IN.CASHED IN.

 THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS. THIS IS DONE BY THE CHIP MONKS.

 YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING DID YOU – NOW KEEP  YOU DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT COMING DID YOU – NOW KEEP THAT SMILE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY ! THAT SMILE FOR THE REST OF THE DAY !

Visit my friend Nancy’s site Visit my friend Nancy’s site for past Bro’s Placefor past Bro’s Place

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http://www.pianoladynancy.comhttp://www.pianoladynancy.com//

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