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Apples are more Apples are more effective at keeping effective at keeping people awake in the people awake in the

morning than caffeine.morning than caffeine.

Apples are more Apples are more effective at keeping effective at keeping people awake in the people awake in the

morning than caffeine.morning than caffeine.

Son, if you really want Son, if you really want something in this life, something in this life,

you have to work for it. you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're Now quiet! They're

about to announce the about to announce the lottery numbers. lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson Homer Simpson

Son, if you really want Son, if you really want something in this life, something in this life,

you have to work for it. you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're Now quiet! They're

about to announce the about to announce the lottery numbers. lottery numbers.

Homer Simpson Homer Simpson

What do you say What do you say when someone says when someone says you're in denial, but you're in denial, but

you're not ? you're not ?

What do you say What do you say when someone says when someone says you're in denial, but you're in denial, but

you're not ? you're not ?

A turkey was chatting with a bull.A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the

turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.

They're packed with nutrients.'They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave himThe turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him

enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the topFinally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top

of the tree.of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

A turkey was chatting with a bull.A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the

turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull.

They're packed with nutrients.'They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave himThe turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him

enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the topFinally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top

of the tree.of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

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