What If Presidential Elections Were Conducted Like

Union Recognition Elections?

2008

John McCain Barack ObamaVS.

The party in charge of the White House, would not even have to face an election, until 70 million Americans signed cards saying they wanted one

McCain would have unlimited TV time, including several hours a day of compulsory viewing time.

Obama, would be restricted to door-to-door canvassing

Only the Party in charge,of the White House, has access to the voter list.

Obama would have to campaign from Canada or Mexico; neither he nor his aides would be allowed in the country.

Obama voters risk losing their jobs.

The Whitehouse could fire one voter in every precinct,to send voters a message, and chill the campaign.

McCain can delay the election if he thinks he’ll do better later.

Let’s suspend the election, Sarah, for these good people can get their heads screwed on straight!

Let’s suspend the election, Sarah, for these good people can get their heads screwed on straight!

The White House prohibits Obama voters from going to rallies to state their views.

and retaliates against those wearing Obama buttons.

McCain encourages everyone to wear his buttons,

McCain encourages everyone to wear his buttons,

White House cronies caught threatening Obama voters, must sign and post a letter,

after the election saying they won’t do it again.

The election is held in hostile headquarters and voters file by hostile officials as they vote.

Ultra-Conservative media predicts precincts that vote for Obama will have their economy devastated.

Obama wins, but Bush, and his cronies won’t leave office; it takes years of litigation to enforce the election results.