Original in Spanish

Donde, está, la biblioteca. Me llamo T-Bone La araña discoteca. Discoteca, muñeca, La biblioteca Es un bigote grande, perro, manteca. Manteca, bigote, gigante, pequeño, cabeza es nieve, cerveza es bueno. Buenos dias, me gusta papas frías, bigote de la cabra Es Cameron Diaz.

Yea boi. Boi. Yea. What. It’s 2009. Word.

English Translation

Where is the library? My name is T-Bone the disco spider. Disco, doll, the library is in the big mustache, dog, lard. Lard mustache, huge, little, head is snow, beer is good. Good day, I like cold potatoes, the goat’s mustache is Cameron Diaz!

Yea boi. Boi. Yea. What. It’s 2009. Word.