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VOL. XI. NO. 44. DILLON, MONTANA, FRIDAY EVENING, OCTOBER SO. 1891.-1 wz,LVE PAGES.

OUR CORRESPONDENCEA WEEKLY REPORT FROM NEIGHBORING TOWNS IN

THIS AND ADJOINING COUNTIES.

Newsy Letters From the "Tribune's" Corps of Busy Writersin Every Village and Hamlet in Southern Montana---ALocal and Social Resume.

Horse Prairie.From Our Regular rorrensondent:Mr. and Mrs. A. S. Rife, of Dillon.

visited on the Prairie Tuesday and Wed-nesday.

Mr. and Mrs. Martin Barrett visited atAmesville Sunday.

Miss Ida Williams of Anaconda, isvisiting on the Prairie.

Quite a number of the Horse Prairiej.ieople attended the Bob and Eva Mc-thuley show at Red Rock Friday even-ing. All report a pleasant time.

Mrs. William Ames was the guest ofyrs. Martin Barrett Wednesday.I J. C. Breuner called at Jonesville Sun-day.

Mr. and Mrs Wheeler returned to Sal-mon City Friday.

Col. Phil Shenou called at AmesvilleMonday on his way to Red Rock withabout 400 head of cattle to ship to east-ern markets.

Thomas Barrett was at Red Rock Sun-day.

Phil 1). McGough of Dillon was on thePrairie.

Thomas Pope returned to Salmon CitySunday.

William Boswell returned to the Lemhiagency Sunday.

Thomas Pierce was at Bed Rock Sat-urday.

Nate Rosenbaum of Ogden, passedthrough here enroute for Salmon CitySunday.

Mr. and Mrs. James Mansfield re-turned from Dillon Friday.

Oct. 26.

Mr. and Mrs. James Mansfield arevisiting at Dillon.

Messrs. McNutt anti Gilmore, of Sal-mon, departed for the east Monday.

moo. a Emy is via ng. -sit Antes,

Sheriff Rose. of Dillon, was on thePrairie last week.

Caet Mathews, of Salmon. Was at Ames-ville Monday.

Mrs. James Mansfield entertained anumber of her young friends Sunday. Allreport a pleasant time.

Mrs. Tom Barrett visited at AmesvilleSaturday.

George Pattee, of Fort Lemhi, was atRed Rock Tuesday. •

Miss F. Jaggers and Mr. G. Gray wereat Amesville Saturday.

Carrot Engles was at Biumack twitSunday.

Mr. and Mrs. William Peterson, ofalmon City, were at Amesville on Mon-

day.

0. W. Mintzer, of Salmon, returnedfrom Philadelphia Monday.

W. F. Stone rimmed through here a fewdays ago enronte for Junction, Idaho.

Mrs. Martin Barrett called on friendsFriday.

MN. George Orono, of Salmon, was thegnest of Mrs. 0. Greeter Wednesday.Road Supervisor W. S. Burnett isleml-

ing lumber from Red Rock for bridgeWork.

Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Quarles, of Sal-mon City, passed through here recently.enroute for Red Rock.

kMwe Sarah Hill called on friends Stin-

t leerge Flynn has returned from theCentennial.

Phil Mellon passed through here Wed-nesiay enroute for Bannick.Mesdames Ferster and Blair calleil on

Vends Tuesday.

/let. 15. U. DON'T KNow.

ArgentaFrom Our Regular I 'orrespondent.

School commenced Monday. October15. with a very gots' attendants..

Miss Annie Mueller lets returned fromI:•whester.

Miss Georgia Besette will spend thewinter with her sister. Mrs. H. R. Pad-dock, at the Argenta bete!.

Gascoyne tit: Perkins are over from BlueWing for their winter supplies.

Some person or persons must have beenshort two lame) do its mid forgot theywield get them in Dillon when theybroke into George French's house on hisranch four miles from here and took twopanel doors from their hinges—mw on anontside door.

Oct. 22.

W. C. Patterson left for Butte yester-day, his object being to see an occulist.Mrs. Bell,of Lima, visited Mrs. Charles

McIntosh last Sunday.William Bell and Charles McIntosh

have taken the contract of fencing whatis known as the Lord ranch for MN. Far-rington.

Henry Johnson and wife passed hererecently on their way to Sheep creek ba-sin, where they intend building and mak-ing their future home.Charles Norris returned to Horse

Prairie last week.

Joseph Wall, of this place, has sold80,000 pounds of potatoes to Lima parties.He had some fine potatoes, some weigh-Mg three and one-half pounds.The farmers are anxiously awaiting the

threshing machine to make its appear-ance here. There has been some finegrain raised. here.

Joseph Haines and wife will move toDell next week where they intend to re-main for the winter so their children canattend the Dell school.The weather keeps lovely. Through

the day it is almost as hot as it wasthrough the summer.

Oct. 6. 1). A. H.

Rexburg, Rialto.From Our Regular Correepontient.The Democrats of Idaho Falls were

called together on Friday to organize aDemocratic club.

Market Lake is building a new brickschool house. The district 11118 beenbonded for ten years.

The female doctor at Fort Hall Indianschool has gone east, never to return.About two weeks ago a party left

Blackfoot for Sergeant Hamilton'sranch at Marymere to exhume thebody of an individual said to have beenMr. liamilton'some' time ago. On thereturn of the party they reported that thebody was that of Robert Ray Hamilton.A severe snow storm struck the valley

recently, continuieg for three days. Therange cattle drifted in every directionand created considerable trouble for ourstockmen.

Potatoes are a very good crop here thisyear as are also most of the other crops.Potatoes are miserably cheap.Wheat is coming rip to one dollar per

hundred.

The four Lavery brothers with theirCOMM, Dr. Lavery's daughter from Tyn-dall, Dakota, enjoyed a pleasant horse-back ride to-day. All felt happy.A. M. Carter sold a fine lot of beeves

recently for which he realized the BUM of$1,000.

Some person Stole from A. M. Carter'sstable, on Tuesday. a fine meddle. Mr.Carter has offered a reward for the re-covery of the Marne.RatherUn excitement prevails nt Rex-

burg from Um fact that George Robe-than has filed R contest on 160 acres ofland held as part of the town site. Mr.Robethan asserts that the said 160 acresis in excess of the town site limitation,hence his contest. The town folks aremaking a hard fight.0. F. Fletcher is building a commo-

dious dwelling at Market Lake.The Adams k Green livery stable at

Market Lake is now in working order.H. M. Gages is engaged in painting

Snake river bridge as per contract.Blackleg has made its appearance

among the cattle of the valley.

The Farmers' Union, through the gen-eral manager, Mr. Elliott, is makinglarge shipments of grain to many partefrom Market Lake.

Oct. 23. • C. 0. LABBRATH.

AV I Rd •Prom Our Regular l'orretwundent:I do not find time to get in regular let-

ters to your paper, bet fully appreciatethe fact that one should do his best.We are having nice, warm days with

mornings and evenings that are stime-what chilly.

We notice that our friend John Wen-ger has left the valley for a trip metingthe stockmen of other sections of thestate. Mr. W. wants steere and has thecash to buy them with.

I would call the attention of Mr. JohnC. Brenner and other prominent raneb-men of the county, fo tge fact that thisis about tlie best place in Montana to getbeef fed. And Ono that it may be doneas reasonably here as elsewhere. ' Writeto mime of our stockmen /al 1 see.Frank Brown, of Anaconda, was in

valley this week.

Frank Leach has moved to Deer LodgeI City to live in the future. He has onlyt been staying here in the "pant."

Mr. Hay, Singer sewing machine agent,made us a pleasant call Saturday. He iswell pleased with this place and talksstrongly, t being a large maul of locatinghere in '92. He nays this will be a goodplace in a few years in which to haveproperty.

We must acknowledge a very pleasantvisit from Mr. Allan Wheeler, of the nu-m:NE. Mr. W. is somewhat like theabove mentioned gentleman- to use aatonic word "stuck" on the Big Hole.(Mr. Editor, why cant we get back to thegood old days of Lewis and Clarke andcall this Hot Spring valley, as they did.)While here Mr. W. showed lissome booksfrom the TTIBUNE book bindery thatneed not be ashamed to appear in libra-ries among the beet works of easteniworkman. Why don't all of the peoplein the county that have books to bindsend them to the TRIBUNE where theythey can get the work done well andreasonably.

It is a well known fact that the BigHole basin is at an altitude of over MOOfeet, and that if it had not been so highit would have been settled years ago.People naturally settle in a place wherethey can raise produce and do not try tomake homes in such high velleys as thisuntil all the available lands in other lo-calities are taken up. It has been re-marked by men of seeming intelligence,that if this place could be let down 2,000feet the climate would change and thevalley would soon be one of the mostdensely populated in Montana.At length the subject has been broached

by two of the most prominent stockmenand capitalists in the valley —GeorgeStuart and Al Noyes. They propose toseek perchance in vain governmentaid, and two or three millionaire news-paper concerns, like the TRIBUNE. Inter-Mountain, etc., and go over into the Sal-mon river country near Gibbonoville, andstart a large tunnel and excavate theground under the whole basin and let 'erdrop down to ---- a finer climate. Itwill not alone benefit this valley hut will"build up" the Gibbon/Mlle c tnntry, sothat they can hanl their rich ore to Butteand Anaconda with little or no expense.It is without doubt a large scheme butwith Stuart and Noyes at the head it willbe carried through.

Steers or stock cattle will be sold byapplying to George Stuart, Wisdom,Montana.Oct. _22. N. A. J.

Virginia City,From Our Regular Correspondent:James Comley came up from Sheridan

Thursday.

John Geetechins paid the city a visitone day last week.lion. Alex. Metzel gave its a -eall last

Friday. Mr. Metzel is feeling highlypleased over the prospects for any easywinter on stock.

Miss Fannie Davis has recoveredsufficiently to resume teaching in thepublic school.

James G. Cherevoy of Ennis came overfrom that place Thursday. Mr. Chere-voy is one of the thrifty ranchmen andstock raisers of the Madison valley. Hehas lately sold a large number of steersto a Butte butcher, part of which havebeen delivered.I am informed that Hon. John Done-

gan has lately sold a hit of steers, nettingmet Saii her head. •A party of young people gathered at

the residence of Treasurer H. S. Gilbertlast Wedneetlay night to a randy pIlinggiven by the Misses Cora and Sarah Gil-bert. The evening was spent in playinggames of various kinds, and i. royal slip-per was spread at II o'clock, and not un-til a late le, did the merry -makers de-part for their home++.

.1 M. Herndon 11,1,4,W/it received a largestock of furniture.C. W. Mead and Hugh White were in

from Pony first of the week on busineso.A. B. Varney and Frank Conway came

in from the Farrel and Varney ranchSunday.

Ed Norris and Joseph Smith paid thecity a cr.11 first of the week from Dillon.

I Mrs. H. S. Gilbert and two daughters,Mimes Lizzie anti Clara, returned lastFriday from a four weeks' vita with rela-tives living in Salt Lake City.E. 1). Marsh and Bert Parmeder were

, up from Sheridan Saturday.Thomas Wingate, BO old -timer of Mon-

tana, and .who has for five weeks beenlying v ry low at the Madison bonne witha comhinatiot, of several incurable dis-eases. plowed to the other shore about 12"'Work Saturday night, and was buriedMoeday at 2 p. m. The deceit/tied has ason living on the NI/Wilson and a daughterliving in Pony, neither of whom werePreeenrat the funeral.

I milerstand that work on the tele-graph line is progreseting nicely, endfihould the weather continue fair for afew weeks longer, the line will I* corn-

theMen of the gospel in Madison county

PRICE TEN CENTS.are as few IIS • teeth. We haveuoregular service iii either of the twochurches, and it has been deemed 'idyls-able by sonic that a religious service ofsome kind would be profitable. Mr. J. ;N. Herndon has arranged for a respon-aive service Sunday, November 8, at theM. E. clitirch. All are invited to attend.Oct. 27. JUNIUS.

N 10..119. Idaho.From Our Regular l'orreopundent.

NiCholia will have no school- thin win-ter.Frank Reno and wife of Birch creek

Sundayed at this place.Mr. Schafer of Bannack, made a Hying

trip to Nicholia recently in the interest ofEd. Sonthwiek.

Kaufman Brothers are delivering oatsfor the stage company.Ed. Sonthwick, of this place, has

moved his naloon fixture/4 and other waresto Bannack, where he intends locatingpermanently. We wish Mtn success.Miss Lizrnbel, of Bannister, has ac-

cepted the position of principal in thepublic school at Salmon City.C. Thumin, of the firm of Bunting &

Co:, acoompainied with C. H. McNutt andB. Edsel, left for Salmon City, where theywill visit for a few days.Ralph Nichols, of Wood River, a well-

known nulling expert, and C. litiggent, ofCincinnati, Ohio, passed through thisplace en route .for Bannister district,where Mr. Roggera owns a most valuablemine.

J. C. Brenner. of Horse Prairie, Mout.,passed thrriegli this place a few days agofrom Lost River, where he had been pnr-chasing beef steers. He hail with him700 head and intends taking them to hisstock ranch on Horse Prairie.

Professor McGinley and troupe werebilled for this place on the 16th to enter-tain the public. but owing to his late ar-rival in the evening did not give per-formance. Consequently we were ilisap•pointed, especially the young ladies, asthey all had partners. Some of the oldones had, too.

Grain anti vegetable peddlers are nu-merous I will give you market prices,sold from wagons on the streets: Oats,1 cent per pound; wheat, 1 12 mute per!snout; timothy hay, per tutu, $11; cab-baler 2o-szsdabi,per pound; rutabagas, 1cent per pound: potatoes. 1 cent perpound: beets, • cents per pound;Lemhi butter, 3.5 cents tier pound; eggs,2.5 cents per dozen; no onions to be hail;beef, when you can get it; 9 cents perpound; venison, mold by the natives, perham, 50 and 75 cents, according to size.Mr. F. M. Cole, of this place, lias just

retnrutst from his animal prospectingtour, bringing with him some very richore from the Koteena country. Mr. Colevisited many points of interest in Mon-tana, including the Flathead country.Owing to the torturing mowiniteci andthe scarcity of ladies he preferred locat-ing elsewhere. In giving an account ofhit4 travels he thinks Montana a muchletter country than Idaho that relat-ing to general industries. Speaking ofditheent mining ciente, he thinks Ban-nack the best of its size. He noticednutuy marked improvemente in nod es-tate, also mining property, Dillon's

churches and tine buildingo, andmany other features. Mr. Cole thoughtit was the nicest little railroad town hehad seen on his trip. He saw some wellkept farms between Dillon and Argenta;also between Banuack and Upper HorsePrairie. as far up BM Hamilton's ranch.He noticed many fine stock ranclitio andvast heitim of cattle grazing; thought thepeople of Beaverhead county were afrugal, industriono etas&October 25.

OF II BRIGHT STIDENTS."THE YOUNG IDEAS" WHO ATTEND

THE DILLON SCHOOLS.

the gnisothoppericand prepare our fishinghues and isles. The gentlemen fixed thepoles and we girls caught the greuelliip-pers. My companion was afraid to t incha 'hopper. WY the catching and ;eatingthem on the les ,k fell to me. NI% vont-

wtitili gin throtigh the eraos andfind 'hopper.. butt voinlit not totteli thein.When ell was ready we abated out tofish. and by evening We hail, altogether.eight or ten nits. tish. Some of you maylaugh 'weans., we did mitt eutell more, butWe tLitmuighut We were doing real well.Well, the next thi) was very dreary andstormy, and a house would have beenmuch more comfortable than it tent.That day we only caught 'five or six fish,bet of cottnie it wasn't our fault. It wasbecame the sky was so cloudy that thefish could not see the twit.

Well. the next day Was the last day wehail to fish. and it was a beautiful day, sowe made up for the time that bad beenlost because of idioms The most funwas to see us girls walk along the streamstalking and go to fishing where wethonght there ought to be fish and maybenot get it bite. We would get so tiredwe would start titi to e/111111, 1111t1 When wecame to a *ream of water where thereivasn't any bridge, there is where the funcaine in -to see us jump across the at reamon the stones, oometinies in the water andsometimes on the stones. If there weren'tany stones we got across some other way.The next day was the day we were com-

ing home, and we were all glad of it, too.We arrived at borne alseit six o'clockSaturday evening, none the worse for ourfishing excursion. STELLA CORNELL.

HISTORY OF A PIN.

11111 nothing but a eommon pm. Myfirst sight of the world was in a shop-window, where I and many other pinsmade remark, on the passersby. Oneday a lady clone perchaeed some ofus, anti we were canied to her home iu anaekage. where we were thrown into it bu-reau drawer. which was blatantly mliut.I workethey way out of the parted, butto my regret was drawn toward a mag-netic nizor. In the evening my mistresscame to my relief, and 011 picking up themita', sent me whizzing NI the floor.After she had finished with that artic-le,she put tin 'tome very pretty high-heeledKhmers whirl' made her say "Ouch !"at every step. On noticing me she pickedme up and lint me into lier dream, in avery straming position, v./fiere My headwas eovered lip. When at hist I workedme head ont I found myself in a magnifi-cent ball-room, where there were manygaily dresoed people. 1 felt very happyand gay when the music started lip, butwhen my mistress mill her partner startedup, (they meant to deuce.) I got a dread.f baking up ; web jumping amend Inev r faliV ! I felt at every inament as ifI shtulml fall to the bine. I ant sure ifthat ytuirig lady's mamma had naked herto exert hiituuctidf that 'smell in running awamhiuganitch• ie she would have declaredthat she could ot. At last I fell heal-lung tt, the hlt,mr. For the rest of theevening I wttal kicked around by thedancers. I was'very glad when the peo-ple took their departn e, bet when thelights were pill out and I Was left inthat ball-room alone I felt worme than ifI were being kicked :mould. When morn-ing came I spent most of my time in ob-serving flings; amend me. That eveningpeople began to gather in the ball again.I WIla nieked up by a very charmingyoung girl and placed with some flowerson the lapel of a young man's coat. Theflowers and I talked pleasantly togetherfor the tirst part of the evening, but whenthey celled me nothing bat a servant Ilethliem fall to tlie floor to get trampledon. I opent the rest of that night sledtip in it satchel. Some people say that itis tinily the girls that nee pins, but when.1111 the Ilttit Till/Ming, I Was Week into itnecktie. whore it teemed its if there wereri dozen more Willi with their points stick-ing into my *dem iti a most barbarous

' way, I changed my mind about that. AsNO011 as I was carried out into the openair I 'dipped old of the tie and fell uponthe pavement. Next I was picked up bya little girl and 11/4(ill tit fasten her doll'sarm to its body. It was not many daysti»til we were thrown into an old garret.where mice ran over Us day and night. Iam old and bent arid nasty, and feel thatThe following exercises were writtenthese are ins. lent daym ; led if every pinby Nimbi of the High itelitoil for thethat left that stem ham done as good ser-daily recitations. Subject% were givenvee I. they may nay they have notI,> the telteher anti the 'minim retinired to iied in vain.write noon them. In most cams the lv Maine litre.

writers have never before attempted any-thing in this line, while in no cane hos it Claw, todmetoe.there been much previous experience : FIS/ING

for my friend. und went back end p deckeA Clam, Ithetaorle. One fine, warm tiny last July mine of it up. When I rettehed the station theyFISHINO 100-1.101ION. the boys went tip the valley to fish and told that the train had just gone, owfishing excursion of which I am have /mime fun. We went Wend ten went bark to wait for the next train. Igoing to write began on Sept. bit, and !Mimi and maw a good milady spot. We went down to the station again andenntinned four days. (Mr party wittiest- , tied the horses up nod walked about one bought my ticket. When I went to payeul of /wren persons. We went about hundred yards and found ii good fishing for it I found that I had only enough •forty 'Mice from home flItti uI courne, it Ware. We prepared our fishing. (tickle. money. with whirl' to purchatie the ticket,being tip grade, we timik two days to gm At first the fhb didn't bite well, but after but 1111We time to go Imek afterWe reached our destination about one a while they began hi lute. We caught more. Suit knowing there was it hole ino'cltwk the second day. aimed ten pounds and by that hour it Willi my pocket I put the ticket into it. WhenThe next thing on the program was time to go home. He we lint the fish int., the, conductior came after my ticket 1the /Welling of our tents and the meking a Keck and got into the wagon and went couldn't thitt it, anti he said I ohould Moo,of our dinner. The dinner consisted of home. DICE SELWAY• to get off at the next station. I thoughtpotatoes and "bacm," 11P we hat In't relight . DREAMLAND, Oct. 9, '91. I was having an awful time, when I wokeany fish yet But we hail !Witte supper. DEAR FRIEND :—I teceived your letter up anti fount it had all been a dream.Theo done, the next thing was to catch last year askin; me to tell you about my , STELLA MORSE.

assent.. Snots Front Our fin°. lug Marko,.men 1.01ay out Cooriviiiiiiiiine Fromthe 1.4.111• of Some., Our Young Scholars.

dog. First, I will tell you how I got him.One night as I wao taking my eveningwalk, I saw oomething fall from theheavei;s. It fell within a few mils ofwhere I was standing. I went and lookedat it and found that it wits a pitiir littledog. and that in falling it had lamed oneof its feet. I took it to my home where,after binding up his foot, I went to thecupboard to get a bone, but it was empty.Ile erew larger and wiser every day, andis ver) well-behaved. I named hint Vul-can because, like the son of Jupiter antiJuno, he had fallen from the heavens,and lied lamed his foot. The linIlle is nothalf good enough for the little thing, butI could not get one to suit me any better.I have taught hitn a few tricks -one itto stand on his head HMI bark. He al-ways sits at a tat& when lie eats hismeals. In fact, he is a very smart dog.But it is time that I put Wean to bed.no I will close he this time ; anti remain,Yours truly, MOTHER HUBBARD,iEttrrti VIRDEN.)

A eueszi.

ellen a picnic is proposed, the firstquestion that arises is, where /Mall it betSeveral good places are onggestett. It isgenerally nettled by a vote. The picnicalsint Whiell I am to relate Wall held in abeautiful pine grove. The giant pinestowered into the air, their huge limboswayed in the soft summer breeze, andbeneath spread a Koff footing of gratis awlmoss. making a very enchanting some.We reached this place about 11:30 a. m.The seats anti refreshment stands hadbeen maths the day previonn. Everything looked bright and eheerfith prom-ising a delightful day. The first thingwas to see to the dinner -of •nourse wene ver forget that. While the girls werebuoy spreading the table, the boys hungswings filen the lofty pines.There is always a great deal or commo-

tion in preparing it lunch at a plinth.% Atthin one there was an minimal amount ofbumping bends, spilling leinonade, break-ing platen, and hinghing at each other'smisfortunes. Finally the Iamb was com-plete. Lintel' WUS eaten and afterwardthe crowd broke mu into little groups.Some strolled on tlie Illonntititi Side, someran Illeea 10111 °therm sat in little Rocksand talked over old timen. A few of thesehhhshu boya got their lest girls and teen-pied the swings, where they spent the re-mainder of the day, little thinking ofBiome who were standing back pickingtheir teeth with the little mid of nothing,welting iii . get a chance to swing their"Rosy Nell." Rut thi y waited in Vain.This crowd of happy folks were enjoyingthemmelves immeneely, not noticing thesky nor thinking of the severe thundertitorm which was rapidly approttehing,until it was over their heads. The windblew fiercely, the lightning Healed, thethunder roared, the trees cracked an itheir lunge limbo rubbed against theirneighbore, win/Ming as if in dimtrees. Thefrightened crowd huddled together, wiping the dewdrops frtini their eyes. Whenthe *eon mewed they were glad weeigh1.0 make tracka for home.

ANNA WILSON.

V Class. Grammar.

HOI7NE CLEANINO.

I think that women have the tineereetabout bowie cleaning. I never

went to be around when they are clean-ing Meuse, for there Bred's, many thingsto do and yon never do them right, antithey went you to do them ail at 011eThe bile have to take ap the earpet, thenbeat the (bud out id it, then ntit mu doWliagain, and then black the kiwi. ; und ifyou get a little more bliteking ou your11/1111IN 110111 on tile ntove_ they seold youfor WIlliting MO nitwit blacking. The nextthing to be done is to wash "IT the furni-ture. Then you have to eat it mild dinnerand put the stove back into the houseand the furniture into its Dhlee. Thatnight the women will tell bow much theyhave done and how tired they are, whenit is the men that did all the work, whilethey did nothing lint talk.

D. T. METLEN.

DILF.AM.whe going to Deer Lodge to visit a

friend for a week or two. The train wasdee at alsint 3:39 at night and also at 5o'clock. I thought I would take the findtrain. is, I led all ready lint my lint wet1 emildn1 find it. I looked for quite awhile and at lamt happened to think I haullett it in the hell. I lint on my hat tiedgot half way to the station. whenthought about a present I laid bought

Dell.'um (tar Regain` l'orreepon

Mrs. Archie Farrington has sold hercattle to Henry (Beet', of Lima.