Things that suck... and some that don't

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Pecha Kucha talk (20 slides, each slide presented for exactly 20 seconds) given while at CakeFest 2011, in Manchester. This talk only makes sense if you were there, or saw the video, and was prepared just 10 minutes before presenting.

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Things that suck!

… And some that don't

Priorities

Normal High Must Have Critical Urgent Emergency AGF

WTF??

Managers

Well, not all

Client

Sales Manager

Client

Requirements Manager

IT Manager

me, all sad and stuff

Customer Relations manager

HR manager

Hi, I'm human!

XKCD

Coffee

Delonghi Magnifica EAM 3500AKA: my other wife

TROLLS

OMG this doesnt work! I need this pls help! But this works in Zend/WhateverFW Here's the ZIP of my app

Yeah, and here's my foot in your ass!

Politicians

EVERYONE Obama Chavez Merkel That italian guy that keeps getting laid Long bearded dictators Kirchner

Seinfeld

Flying

Hangovers

British Pounds

What's upWith the super duper sizing?

You know this one...

FOSS EGO

It's freaking codeIt's not a measuring contest

which I'd win BTW

Symfony

Just come out of the JAVA closset!

Movies & Series with IT stuff

Wine

FOOTBALL

STOP CALLING IT SOCCER!

Exercise

Knockouts

And I LOVE

YOU GUYS!See how I can be sweet and all?