The Chinese Meeting in America A Tom 2.0 Live Spy Adventure

PRESIDENT HU: This is a great show that you have here, I love the band and all, but we really need to talk about the things that Tom 2.0 Live has written.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Tom 2.0 Live Who?

PRESIDENT HU: The American Spy you sent to China

PRESIDENT OBAMA: You can look at our files nowhere on file is there a Spy by the name of Tom 2.0 Live.

PRESIDENT HU: We know he is real, and we even have copies of the secret messages he was sending to your White House while he was in China.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Oh ,that Tom 2.0 Live, yes he has a tendency to write a lot of crazy messages.

PRESIDENT HU: Yes we were wondering, do you know what he means when he says, “can you follow the Live Typing of Tom 2.0 Live”.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I thought that meant he was writing in a way that he did not want his students to be able to follow.

PRESIDENT HU: Yes we found he really does try to keep things from his Students, I think he even found a way to post things online so students can not know it is him.

PRESIDENT OBAMA: I don’t know why he cares no students care what he has to write.

PRESDIDENT HU: Oh, we do, These Internet Protocols of Humanity, do you know about these? Should we Chinese start to follow them too?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well the Internet Protocols of Humanity do open up Communication on the Internet, and allow for a free and open exchange of ideas.

PRESIDENT HU: So should I get a Twitter Account? And Facebook Profile, what about MySpace?