The Pirates...

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!. !. The Pirates. Of Silicon Valley…. Character Introduction. The Insanely Great Apple Team. Stevie Wonder Jobs. Random other nonimportant people who don’t really matter. Steve Wozniak. The Savage Microsoft Team. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. Berkeley. Pirate College. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

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Of Silicon Valley…

Character Introduction

Stevie Wonder Jobs

Steve Wozniak

Random other nonimportant people who don’t really matter

1

4

7 8

5

2 3

6

9

The Infamous Blue Box

We quit school

because we’re lame

Yeah, but I have a

beard so it’s all good

Yeah, and I’m green, so ha!

Ummm…We quit school too

But we’re cooler

I HATE IBM!!!

I wanna wipe’m out!

AAAAHAHHHH!

Oh, and by the way,

we made a super groovy

computer!YAY

And we tried to sell it to

HP

“What would ordinary

people do with computers?”

haha.

fools.

Steve’s Garage

INTEL

Sir, I want to pay you a quarter million $ for that

stuff

Booyah Grandma! Yah!

Gates (and company) go to Albuquerque

some random island

No one took us seriously

Which isn’t surprising considering that we aren’t

wearing clothes

Just a Joke!

But, he was very persuasive…

Blah. Blah.Blah.

YOU NEED MY STUFF!

Dude! We’re working harder than our fathers -- who we laughed at for working too hard!

Ay man: Eet ain’t eesy bean the guhvernatah either!

Steve…

Oh, and by the way, Steve Jobs’s stuff is always:

INSANELY GREAT!

(He obviously got the idea from me)

AAAAHHHH!!!

THE HULK???

Gates (and company) go to IBM

Ok. Umm…

YOU NEED MY OperatingSystem

“Profit is in the hardware

not the software”

haha.

fools.

Oh bother,They didn’t

even have an operating system!