Surviving the worst!

Zombie survival is one of the most important life skills you can ever gain! Here are my top ten main points for

survival that I’ve gathered form several credible sources.

Rule Number 1:

Organize Before they Rise!

• Being prepared is the best thing you can do for the Zom-pocalypse.

• Have your gear and mind ready! Have what you need and know where to go!

• Make sure to have extra socks!

Rule Number 2:

The Double Tap• Every self-respecting gamer/zombie

killing machine should know this one.• Sometimes it takes two just to be sure.

When in doubt…

Rule Number 3:

Use your head; Destroy theirs

• I feel this doesn’t need an explanation.

Rule Number 4:

Be aware of your surroundings

• Be aware of what’s around you for any signs of danger.

• Any sort of heads up you get can be the difference in life and death!

• Beware of bathrooms.

Rule Number 5:

Enjoy the Little Things

• In the face of the end of the world as you know it, it’s important to have some fun and find the thing

you once loved to keep your sanity intact• A good trick is to always be aiming for the

“Zombie Kill of the Week”.

Rule Number 6:

Always look for a Ray gun

• It will be your best friend. One shot, one kill. Easy.

• They are rare and hard to come by, so the bigger the better, and remember that red necks are your friends!

Rule Number 7:

Stay Quiet and Don’t Attract Attention

• They will find you. Stay quiet and don’t do anything that will attract large groups of Zombies.

• This is easier in smaller groups and away from populated areas.

• Don’t let stupid people go to theme parks and turn everything on.

Rule Number 8:

Head away from Civilization

• Heavily populated areas will be breeding grounds for zombies.

• Get as far away from people as possible to decrease the chances of running into large groups of zombies.

• No Malls.

Rule Number 9:

Cardio

• Be in good cardiovascular shape.

• You never know when you’re going to have to run for prolonged periods of time.

• Run in circles if trying to get to something. They will follow you and you can lead them away until you can get to whatever it is.

Rule Number 10:

Make Good FriendsI suggest these folks.

Note: have residents put up their own allies!

This Bulletin Board was created by:

Casey Melnrick,

Washington State University

GO COUGS!!!