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Super English
In Tamilnadu, there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama
deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That
college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
... Njoy ............ .with his......... . .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You , rotate the ground four times...
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear .... remove it when inside
the campus and put it oout side the campus
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the
theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:------------ --------- --------- --------- -------
Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today...
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun ,
so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons
(Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job ,
jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
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