STOMACH MISERYGAS. INDIGESTION

'Pape's Diapepsin" fixes sick,sour, gassy stomachs in

five minutes.Time it('in fire minutes all stomach

distress wUI go.. No Indigestion, heart-born, sourness or belching of gas. acid,or eructations of undigested food, nodlsziness, bloating, or foul breath.

Papers Diapepsin Is noted for itsspeed In regulating upset stomachs.It Is the surest, quickest and most cer>tain IndlgeQjflon remedy in the wholeworld, and'besides it is harmless.

Please for your sake, get a largofifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin

from any store and put your stomachright Don't keep on being miserable?life Is too short ?you are not herelong, so make your stay agreeable.Eat what you like and digest It; en-Joy It without dread of rebellion Ij\?the stomach.

Pape's Diapepsin belongs In yourhome anyway. Should one of the fam-ily eat something which don't agreewith them, or in case of an attack ofindigestion, dyspepsia, gastritis orstomach derangement at daytime orduring the night, It Is handy tothe quickest relief known. Adv.

Orderly Service.A Methodist parson, called to preach

at an out-of-the-way town In Californiawas Informed, before entering the pul-

?» pit that he must be careful, as manyof the assembled congregation were??roughs," and would not hesitate topull him from the pulpit If his remarksdid not suit them.

The minister made no reply, buthaving reached the sacred desk, he

took from his pocket two revolvers,and placing one on each side of the Bi-ble, gave a shary glance around tberoom and said: "Let us pray."

A more orderly service was neverheld. ?National Monthly. ?

SAGE TEA AND SULPHURDARKENS YOUR GRAY HAIR

Look Yesra Younperl Try Grandma'sRecipe of Bage and Sulphur

and Nobody Will Know.

Almoet everyone knows that Sage

Tea and Sulphur, properly compound-ed, brings back the natural color andlustre to the hair when faded, streakedor gray; also ends dandruff, Itchlrtgscalp and Btops falling hair. Yearsago the only way to get this mixturewas to make It at home, whichvjsmussy and troublesome.

Nowadays we simply ask at any

drug store for "Wyeth's Sage and Sul-phur Hair Remedy." You will get alarge bottle for about 50 cents. Every-body uses this old, famous recipe, be-cause no one can possibly tell thatyou darkened your hair, as It does itso naturally and evenly. You dampen

a sponge or soft brush with It anddraw this through your hair, takingone small strand at a time; by morn-ing the gray hair disappears, andafter another application or two, your

hair becomes beautifully dark, thickand glossy and you look" years younger.

-Adv.

Absent-Minded.She (after the elopement)?l have

received a letter from my father. Dearpapa Is so absent-minded.

He?In what way?She?He inclosed a lot of millinery

and dress making bills, and forgot toput In the money to pay for them.

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18 EPILEPSY CONQUERED?

New Jersey Physician Said to HaveMany Curse to His Credit.

° Red Bask, N. J. (Special).?Advices

from every direction fully confirmprevious reports that the remarkabletreatment for epilepsy being admin-istered by Dr. Perkins of this city, isachieving wonderful results. Old andstubborn cases have been greatlybenefitted and many patients claim tohave been entirely cured.

Persons suffering from epilepsyshould write at once to Dr. H. W.Perkins, Branch 49, Red Bank, N. J,for a supply of the remedy which labeing distributed gratuitously.?Adv.

Rapid Revision."Bloob has turned cubist""Rot!" *

"Sold his first picture for a thou-sand."

"®"lne!"i

Sometimes Apply It Lightly.For outs, burns, scalds, sores and

open wounds always apply Hanford'sBalsam lightly, but be sure that Itcovers and gets to the bottom of theWound. A.few light applications aregenerally all that is needed to healthis class of difficulties. Adv.

) Tho Sams.."My dear, this pie taates Just a bit

Stale ?It must be yesterday's.""rts," replied Mrs. Hardcrust, "and

Ifyou don't eat it today it will be to-

morrow's!"

COLDS & LaGRIPPEB or S doses SSS will break any case

of Chills *rarer. Colds *LaGrlppe;It acta on the liver hotter than Calo-mel and does not gripe or sicken,

flloe Mc.-Adv.

- Let as never waste our time. Itmaysome in handy to apply on a Jail sen-

There no use In worrying?andthere la no uae In telling people there

WORLD HAS HAD A«FORTUNATE YEAR

No Terrible Catastrophe HasMarked the Twelvemonth.

DEATH TAKES NOTABLE MEN

Qeneral Buccess of the Democrat* and

Startling Development* South of

the Rio Grande Chief EventaIn Weetern Hemlaphere.

? Now York.?Taken all In all, theyear 1913 hue been a happy and ratherfortunate one for the world In gen-.eral. It whb not marked by any greatcatastrophe, such as the San Franciscoearthquake or the Titanic dlsaater; It

saw the end of the wara In tbe Bal-kans, It witnessed the Inauguration ofa Democratic, president in the UnitedStates, followed by genuine tariff re-duction without financial panic.

The death roll for the past year*hßSbit the financial world rather hard, In-cluding such notable figures aa J. P.Morgan, Henry M. Flagler and James

R. Keene. Tbe Roman Catholicchurch also loat two of lta most ven-erable cardinals, Oreglia, dean of the\u25a0acred college, and Rampolla, oncesecretary at tho Vatican and who

would have been pope Instead of Ij'luaX had not the emperor of Austria vot-ed against him.

In the United States political de-velopment* have been extremely In-teresting, but not startling. Every-thing seems to have gone the way ofthe Democrats. Democratic victorieswere won last November In New Yorkcity, the state of New Jersey and?tate of Massachusetts. Congress haspaNSt fll*enrrency bill, and the bank-ing Interests of the country are ad-Justing themselves to It

AS., alarmed as high finance mayhave been when It was learned that

President Wilson believed In Shermanlaw should be "clarified," business andfinancial interests have apparently be-

come convinced that the president"*"attitude Is not one of opposition, butrather an attitude In which he wouldconsult and confer with business andfinance to remedy evils generally ad-mitted to exist.

Dolnge In Mexico.South of the Rio Qrande develop-

ments have been startling and rapid.The year 1913 saw In Mexico the as-sassination of President Francisco Ma-dero, Vice-President Pino Suarez andGustavo Madero, brother of the presi-

dent, the usurpation of the presidencyby Gen. Vlctorlano Huerta, boostedInto that position by General FelixDiaz. Then came the rupture betweenDiaz and Huerta, with the practicalbanishment of Diaz. Later in 1913came the rise of Venustlano Carranza,leader of the constitutionalists In thenorth of Mexico, with the result thatthe powerful northern states of Mex-ico are now under his control. Scarce-ly had Carranza become famous thanFrancisco "Pancho" Villa, former ban-dit, with a price on his head, leapedInto the limelight as a rebel leaderrserving Carranza, and it Is now ques-tioned whether Carranza or Villa Isthe stronger In tho leadership of theconstitutionalist forces.

In Its relations with Mexico theUnited States has stood firm. EarlyIn his administration President Wilsonannounced his determination to with-hold recognition from the Huerta ad-ministration, and although muchpressure has been brought to bear,the president has refused to changehis attitude. Efforts have been madeto Induce Huerta to retire and allow afair and honest election, without re-sult. Today the United States haß aheavy armed force at the border andan Impressive array of battleships offthe coast

There have been several marriagesof Importance In the past year, anda number of engagements of promi-nent persons announced. Foremost inthe minds of Americans, of course, isthe wedding of Miss Jessie Wood rowWilson, daughter of the president

Assassinations of the Year.Barring Mexico's barbarous achieve-

ments, there have been few assassina-tions in countries generally recognizedas being civilized. George I, king ofGreece, was assassinated by a madanarchist in Salonika, March 18. InTurkey the commander-in-chief of theOttoman forces In the Balkan wars,Enverwas slain on February 17.Tbisfwas followed soon after by theassassination of Naslm Pasha, Turkishpremier. Turkey and Mexico appearto have been contending with eachother for honors In the line of assas-sination, with Mexico slightly In thelead.

European 'affairs have gone alongrather as usual, barring a few extrastartling outbursts by suffragists InEngland, such as the sensational sui-cide of the young suffragette whothrew herself before the king's horseIn the derby and was killed. Politi-cally England has been in a furor,which, however, is nothing out of the?rtlnary. The year has seep the veryremarkable "rebellion" of Ulster, un-der the direction of*Blr Edward Car-son, and the organisation of an "army"of Ulstermen to resist enforcement ofthe home rule bill should It pass par-liament. -r

England has also had Its share of

fhere have been large?trikes at home and in Ireland, not-ably the Dublin riots; led by Jim far-kin. Allof the European powers havegone on aa heretofore In the construc-ts of battleships, and tha "armedsamp" policies of Gormeny, England,

THE ENTERPRISE, WILLIAMSTON, WORTH CAROLINA.

France snd Russia are stronger thanever, possibly made so by the Balkanwars.

There have been some few epats be-tween France and Germany, but noth-ing in any way approaching a breachof diplomatic relations. The falling ofa couple of German war bslloons on"French territory created some littleexcitement, as did the mobbing ofsome German subjects by French citi-zens in border towns. France, as wellas the United States, underwent apresidential election in 1913, placing avery democratic and a very diplomaticperaon in the office of chief executive?President Poincare.v/ - ", w

In the Far East 1In the far east several things of mo-

ment occurred in 1913, among tbemthe Chinese rebellion and establish'ment of a republic, £nd in Japan thedeath of the Mikado and the succes-sion of hia son and the anti-Americandemonstrations and riota aa a resultof the adoption of the anti-alien land-owning law In California.

In the realm of science and explora-tion there have been but few develop-ments that could positively be desig-nated a« history-creating.

The discovery of the south pole andthe disaster to the Scott expeditionboth occurred in 1912, although thefate of Captain Scott was not madeknown to the world until 1913. Dr.Fredrlch Franz Frledmann, discover-er of a "cure" for tuberculosis, madehis appearance In 1913, but the value,of Dr. Friedmann's "cure," and other"cures" for that dread disease an-nounced at about the aame time, arevery much open to doubt. Great atrideshave undoubtedly been made in thetreatment of cancer, but no positivecure has yet been discovered, althoughmuch has been learned about the valueof radium.

Aviation is progressing rapidly.Much attention to aeronautics hasbeen psld by the various Europeangovernments from a military stand-point, bub-no means of making aero-planing anywhere near safe have yetbeen dlacovered. France has organizedand trained a military aviation corpsthat would unquestionably be of greatvalue in case of war, and Germanyhaa devoted muph time and money todirigible ballooning. , The UnitedStates has spent $50,000 duringthe year in military experiments inaviation.

The number of deaths resulting fromaviation has not been especially lsrge.Aviator# have died. Just as aviatorsdied In 1912, and Germany suffered anumber of disastrous accidents to Zep-pelin dirigible balloons. Many of theaccidents of aeroplanes resulted fromfancy exhibition flying and militaryexperlinentii. The year 1913 saw thefirst aeroplane flight over the Panamacanal.

On the Panama Canal.In Panama great developmenta have

taken place. October 10 last saw thedynamiting of Gamboa dike, being theremoval of practically the last seriousobstruction in the big ditch. The carnal is now almost completed, so far asa trans-continental waterway is con-cerned, although not yet prepared forthe passage of steamers from ocean toocean. Work has also been begun onthe buildings snd grounds for the great

Panama-Pacific International exposi-tion, to be held In San Franciaco In1916, aa a celebration of the formalopening of the Panama canal. In thisconnection It may be mentioned aomeslight International 111 feeling mayhave been caused by the refusal of theBritish and German government toparticipate officially in the San Fran-ciaco exposition. German and Eng-lish merchants, however, will take parion their own accounts.

The United States may congratulate

itself that, barring the cane of HansSchmidt, the New York priest, therehave been few gruesome and startlingmurders during the year.

New York state furnished the mostsensational bit of local politics of theyear in the Impeachment and removalof Gov. William Sulzer, followed bySulzer's nomlnstion by Progressive*and election to the state assembly.

In the world of sports the UnitedStates still stands supreme. \ ln addi-tion to humbling the British polo cupchallengers, the United States furthershocked Johnny Bull when FrancisOulmet the youthful golf wonder,walked away from the English expert*In the national open golf championshipat Brookllne, Mass., and by the win-ning of the international Davis tennl*cup. America's supremacy In sportswas further recognized during the yearwhen King Gustave of Sweden pre-sented the American athletes with themedals and trophies won at the Olym-pic games In Stockholm In 1912. Thesporting world suffered a shock, how-ever, when It was learned that "Jim"Thorpe, the famous Carlisle Indianathlete really belonged In the classi-fication of "professional." He volun-tarily renounced the trophies he hadwon aa amateur in the Olympicgames.

Here are the leading events of theyear:

Disasters, Fires, Floods.Floods In Ohio, many killed, much

suffering and great damage done.Floods In the Mississippi valley as a

result of Ohio floods.n *

Tornado destroys ~p*rt of Omaha,Neb.

Zeppelin L-S exploded October 7.Twenty killed.

Gas explosion near Pittsburgh kill*120 miners. *

Long Beach, Cal., pier give* way,killing 35 persons.-. Disastrous floods in Texas, earlypart of October.

Firedamp In Welsh mine entombs981. Five hundred rescued alive. *

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Two hundied and eighty miners en-tombed following mine explosion atDawson. N. M. Twenty-three rescuedalive. «-

Steamahlp Nevada *trika* a mine ta?. ? ? \u25a0 * .. . .

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Gulf of Smyrna. One hundred andtwenty drowned.

Steamer Volturuo burned at eea Oc-tober 19. One hundred and thlrty-eixdrown, 625 rescued.

Fifty girls die in factor/ Are at Blng-hamton, N. Y., July 82.

-Storm at Nome p Alaska, kills 11,deatroys 500 bouses, f1,600,000 loes.

The Death Roll.Enver Bey, chief of staif Turkish

army, assassinated February 17.Henry N. Flagler, one of

of Standard Oil company, and financialmagnate, dies.

George L, king of Greece, assassinateed by mad anarchist at Salonika,

March 18.James E. Keene, financier, dies Jan-

uary J. ">_

Death* of Cardinals Oreglia, deanof the Sacred college, and Rampollo,within a few daya of each other at theVatican.

Luther McCarthy, pugilist, died at

Alberta May 24.

Death of emperor of Japan.

Nazim Pacha, Turkish premier, as-

aaaalnated.King Menelik of Abbyssinia report-

ed dead. Hlf death confirmed on De-

cember 23.Whitelaw Reld, American ambasss-

dor to Great Britain, buried at 81eepy

Hollow N, ..

Adolpbus Busch, millionaire brewerof St. Louis, died Octdber 10.

Charles G. Gates, son of the lateJohn W, Gates, died October 28.

Ralph Roae, famous athlete andchampion ahot putter, died October 16.

Timothy Woodruff, New York poli-tician, died October 13.

Anthony N. Brady, died In London,

July 22. -

Col. S. F Cody, American aviator,

killed in England by fill from aeroAugust T~ ? \u25a0 ?"

Mayor Gaynor of New York died onway to England. i

Timothy D. Sullivan, New York poli-tician, found dead on railroad trackafter eacaplng from an aaylum.

Alfred Auatin, poet laureate of Eng-land, died June 2.

?.

Crimes and Executions.Mra Fannie May Eaton, wife of

Rear Admiral Eaton, acquitted Octo-ber 31 of murdering her husband.

Rev; Hana Schmidt, discreditedCatholic priest, arreated in New Yorkfor the murder of Anna Aumuller, hiasweetheart

Floyd and Claude S. Allen executedat Richmond, Va., March 28 for par-

ticipation In the famoua Allen courthouse ahootlng affray.

Henry Spencer, confessed murdererof many persons, Is convicted of kill-ing Mildred Alllson-Rexroat, a dancing

teacher, In Chicago. Appeal pending.' Mrs. Bessie Wakefield is convicted

of murdering her husband and sen-tenced to hang in Connecticut onMarch 4.

Leo Frank, wealthy manufacturer,convicted in Atlanta, Ga., of murder-ing girl in his office. Appeal pending.

Dr. Frank Craig acquitted In Indian-apolis of murder of Dr. Helen Knabe.

Political Development at Home.Inauguration of President Woodrow

Wilson on March 4.United States Judge Robert W.

Archbald removed from office by

United Statea senate after Impeach-ment trial.

John Purroy Mltchel elected mayorof New York on the fusion ticket,

destroying Tammany's power.David I. > Walsh, Democrat, elected

governor of Massachfbetts, a victory.for- the Wilson administration.

Actlng-Oovernor Fielder electedgovernor of New Jersey. Fielder Isa Democrat and was the Wilson ad-

ministration candidate.Minnesota legislature adopted equal

suffrage measure February It.Passage of Wilson tariff bill.Passage of the cifrrency bill.Inauguration of Vice-President Mar-

shall, his address to the senate andadministration of oaths to the newsenators, March 4.

»? California legislature adopts equalsuffrage measure.

Illinois passes equal suffrage bill.Japanese land law In California ap-

proved by Governor Johnson, Febru-ary 3.

William Suiter of New York Im-peached and removed from office andsucceeded by Lieut. Gov. Martin H.Glynn.

Political Development* Abroad.King Otto, known as the "Mad King

of Bavaria," removed froA throne andsucceeded by his eon. ?

Sir Rufus Isaacs made lord chiefJustice of Great Britain, being the firstJew to hold that office.

Election of President Polncare InFrance, January 17; inauguration Feb-ruary 18.

Election and installation of Sir Van-slttart Bowater as lord mayor of Lon-don.

Vlctorlano Huerta proclaimed pro-visional president of Mexico Febru-ary 18.

Yuan Shl-Kal elected president ofChina October t; Inaugurated Octo-ber 10.

Sir Edward Carson gathers togetheran "army" of Orangemen In Ulsterto resist enforcement of the homerule bill should it pass parliament

Japanese mobs In Tokyo demandwar on the United States over theCalifornia land question.

United States forces Great Britainto give up attempt to gain oil mon-opoly In Colombia.

* United States warns Santo Domin-go "No more revolutions."

Rebellion and overthrow of the Chi-nese empire and establishment of arepublic.

Krupp scandal In Germany. Disclo-sures made April 18.

Sport*.American sue a ess fully defends the

International polo cap against GreatBritain.

Syracuse wtne the Intercollegiatersgatta, Jaas tL _

Harvard eight-oared crew beatsYale, June 20.

Francie' Oulmet wins the- nationalopen golf championship at Brookllne,Mass., September 20.

America wins the Davis tennis cup,

July 28.Horse racing resumed In New York

state on May 30- '

Jim Thorpe admlta he Is a profes-

sional athlete and resigns Olympictrophies, January 27.

Philadelphia Athletics defeat theNew York Giants in the world's cham-pionship baseball series, October 11.

Sir Thomas Lipton's challenge forthe America's cup la accepted by NewYork Yacht club.S Invention and Exploration.

VlfiHJamar Stefansson sails fromBritish Columbia on Arctic Expedi-tion JutwriT.* <?-?--

Robert G. Fowler files cross thePanama canal April 27.

Crocker Land Exposition sails fromNew York July 2d.

Dr. Hudson Stuck reaches the sum-mit of Mt. McKlnley June 20.

« Dr. Simon Flexner announces thediscovery of the germ of infantileparalysis.

Arrival of Dr. Friedrich Franz

Frledmann ?government test of histuberculocM serum stsrted Msrch 11.

Discovery of radium as a cure forcancer'announced, doubt cast upon thediscovery by the American Associa-tion for ths Cure of Cancer.

Aviation death list in Germany for1913 Reaches 30; France 37; England10; Italy 4; Russia 8; Argentine Re-public 4; Japan 3; Turkey 3; Aus-tria 1; Brazil 1; Switzerland 1; Scot-land 1; Canada 1; Portugal 1;> Moroc-co 1; China 1 and United States 25.

Marriage* and Engagements. «.

Wedding of Princes Victorla-Loulae.only daughter of the Kaiser andPrince Ernst of Cumberland May 24.

Miss Jessie Wpodrow Wilson, sec-ond daughter of the president, mar-ries Francis Bowes Sayre at theWhite House Nov. 25.

Engagement of Vincent Astor toMiss Helen Huntington announced.

Duke of Crdy marries Miss Lelsh-mann, daughter of the American am-bassador to Germany, Oct. 27.

Prince Arthur of Connaught marriesthe Duchess of Fife, Oct. 15.

Dethroned King Manuel of Portugalmarries the Prlnceps of Hohenzollernat Slngmartngen, Germany. ??

Mfos Helen Gould married FlnffeyJ. Shepard.

Mexico.General Felix Diaz released from

penitentiary In Mexico City and at-tacked the National Palace, Feb 6.

President Francisco Madero forcedto resign and is imprisoned at the Na-

tional Palace, Mexico City.

Gustavo Madero, President Ma-dero's brother, is''arrested by GeneralHuerta and imprisoned in the Na-tional Palace, February 19.

Guatavo Madero is executed by theorder of General Felix Diaz Feb. 19.

Preeident Madero and Vice-Presi-dent Pino Suarez are shot down while"trying to escape."

General Vlctorlano Huerta proclaim-ed provisional president of Mexico,Feb. 19.

Rise of General Venustlano Carran-za In the north of Mexico.

Capture 6f Juarez and Chihuahua.Rise of General Francisco ("Pan-

cho") Villa as a leader of Carranza'sConstitutionalists in the north .ofMexico.

Felix Diaz atabbed In Havana. Nov.6th.

President Woodrow Wilson declinesto recognize Huerta as Constitutionalpresident of Mexico.

Mexican rebels fall In attack onTamplco. but resume assault.

United Statea battleship fleet andInternational aquadron gather at VeraCruz and Tampico to protect foreignInterests.

Balkan War*.

Adrlanople falls, March 26.Scutari surrendered to Montengro,

April 23.Peace treaty of Balkans signed In

London.Miscellaneous. '

Mra. Emmellne Pankhurst visits the

United Statea, Oct. 18.Gettysburg encampment of confed-

erate and Union veterans fifty year*

after the battle of Gettysburg, held onJuly 1-6.

Harry K. Thaw, slayer of StanfordWhite, escaped from Matteawan In-

sane asylum and flees to Canada. HeIs ejected from Canada and seek* ref-uge In New Hampshire, where thecase 1* still pending In the U. 8.court*.

Steamship Aqultanla to be the larg-est ateamer In the world, launched InEngland, April 8.

Colonel Roosevelt starts on SouthAmerican hunting trip, visit* RioJaneiro, Brazil; Sao Paulo, Brisll;Buenos Ayrea. Argentine Republicand Valparaiso, Chile.

Mendel Bellls tried and acquittedof ritual murder at the "Holy City"of Kiev, Russia.

Gamboa dike last obstruction In thePanama Canal blown up with dyna-mite on Oct. 10th.

Buildings of the Panaxika-Paelflc Ex-position started at San Franci*oo. Ger-man and English government* declineto participate.

Labor Dispute*.Indianapolis street car strike be*

gin* Oct 81. xs ~

Copper strike In Michigan startedJuly 88.

Prisoner* in the Indianapolis dyna-mite conspiracy spend the first day inFt Leavenworth penitentiary Jan. 1.

Firemen, engineer*-and trainmen ofEastern railroads demand increaseand better hour*. Matter adjusted byarbitration.

Hotel waiter*' strike in New Yorkcity Jan. Ist ..

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One hundred tfeqnaandAady garment

wartors strike la Mnr fork Jam. IS.\

TAKES OFF MMFFHAIR STOPS FALLING

Gtlrfal Try This! Mskes Hair Thick,Glossy, Fluffy, Besutlful^-No

Mora Itchliifl Scalp.

* \

Within ten minutes after an apptt-catlon of Danderine yon cannot And ?

qingle trace of dandruff or falling hairand your scalp will net itch, but whatwill please yon most will be after nfew weeks' use, when you see newhair, fine and downy at first?yes?batreally new hair ?growing all over thescalp. *

A little Danderine Immediately don-bles the beauty of your hair. No dif-ference how dull, faded, brittle andscraggy, just moisten a cloth withDanderine and carefully draw It

through your hair, taking one smallstrand at a time. The effect is amairIng?your hair will be light, fluffy andwavy, and have an appearance ofabundance; an incomparable luster,

softness and luxuriance.Get a 25 cent bottle of Knowlton's

Danderine from any store, and provethat your hair is ss pretty and softas any?that it has been neglected orInjured by careless treatment ?that's

all?yon surely can have beautiful hairand lots of it if you will just try a lit-tle Danderine. Adv.

Best Fortune Teller.The quest of noblemen for wealth

in America has been talked about fordecades; but few. If any, can rival Baron Aaaebach in being witty In a prac-

tical way.'

- a. *'-?

Mlsa de Mlllyuns, hla prospectivewife, was entertaining the baron oneevening, and apropos of lovers' noth-ingness she aaked:

"Did you. baron, ever go to. a fortune teller?"

"Yea, mees, many tlmea. But thelaat time was beat."

? "Where did you go?""Iwent to the probate cou'rt to find

out about your grandfather's will."?

Sunday Magazine of ths Chicago Reo-ord-Herald.

ECZEMA ITCHED AND BURNEDR. F. D. No. 8, Maryvllle, Tenn.?

"My baby, when three months old.took eczema on his face and bead.His head and one side of his facawere almost in a solid sore. The eo-zema at first was kind of a rash andthen it broke out in water pimples fand they would burst and looked verybadly. It woul(%itch and burn so bad-ly that he could not rest at all nndhis hair just all fell out at once tillhis head was perfectly bald. He couldnot sleep at night and waa very cross.

"I tried remedies without any reliefat all; he only got worse all tha timeuntil I used Cutlcura Soap and Oint*ment. He had great relief the firstapplication. He was soon cured andhis hair began to grow back and nowhe has just beautiful fins hair andhaa no sign of eczema." (Signed)

Mrs. H. D. Clabough, Jan. 28, 1913.Cutlcura Soap and Ointment sold

throughout the world. Sample of eachfree.wlth 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card "Cntlcura, Dept. L, Boston."?Adv.

, Polite Berths.Little Bertha was Invited out to din-

ner with her father and mother. Be-fore she went it was firmly Impressedupon her that she muat not speakunless spoken to. All went smoothlyfor a while, but when some timeelapsed, and no notice was taken ofbar she began to get uneasy.

Finally the hostess, seeing some-thing waa wrong, asked her what shewould like next.

"I should like to have you begin to

aak me questions," was the polite re-ply.?Llpplncott's. p*

fetter Ine for Ring Worm and SkinDlseaaa.

Varavllle, 8. C.. July 17. Ifoß.My wife uses your Tuterine for Rlne-

?rorm. also uses It |n her family for allkind of akin disease?, and ahe thlnka Ita good medicine. There Is no subetltnte.

L. n. Dowllnc.Tettertne cures Ecaema, Tetter. Ring

Worm. Old Itching Sores. Dandruff, Itch-lag Piles. Corns, Chilblains and everyform of Scalp and Bkln Dlseaae. Tetter-Ine 50c: Tettertne Soap Sc. At drufflsts or by mall direct from The Shop-trine Co., Savannah, Oa.

With every mall order for Tettertne wefive a box of Shuptrlne'a 10c Liver Plllabis. Adv.

Wet With Vinegar.Cut hams may be kept from mold-

ing if the cut and is wet with vine-gar each time after cutting. Vinegarwill also keep beef fresh for a timewhen you happen to be without leetemporarily, says the Christian Sci-ence Monitor.

RUB-MY-TtSMWill cere your Rheumatlem and alkinds of aches and pakia?NeuralgiaCrampa, Colic, Sprains, Bruises, Cuts.Old Sorea, Burns, etc. AntlssptleAnodyne. Price 16c. ?Adv.

Unusual Combination."Young Jinks, I'm afraid, la a bad

"Yea, and he'i a fresh one, too."

Kra.Wlsalow'i Boothia* Syrup for TOIMwateething, aoftena the (?*?, «*««*» latl«ai?

bottlajn

It la possible for a man to have toomany friends, but it takes him a longtime to realise It

Putnam Fadeless Dyes color In eoM|water. Adv. I,_; \u2666 IIfa woman could only make hcrasM

look as sweet as her retouched photw-graph!

Soopsr or later a man's illusions de-velop Sato experience.

I''t ' ' ?If&U-- I* kf- f-V-: X -V.