***PLEASE***PLEASE READ THIS ALL OUT LOUD. WE ARE READ THIS ALL OUT LOUD. WE ARE LISTENING***LISTENING***

Dear Governor Allen, Dear Governor Allen,

You have been such aYou have been such a SMASHINGSMASHING Governor Governor this year. Please accept this year. Please accept thisthis gift gift of appreciation of appreciation and promise to use this RIGHT IN FRONand promise to use this RIGHT IN FRON T OF THE T OF THE BOARD MEMBERS AND KIWANIANS. Those who planned this gift had a BOARD MEMBERS AND KIWANIANS. Those who planned this gift had a really hard time deciding what to give you as a sign of our appreciation really hard time deciding what to give you as a sign of our appreciation towards you. towards you.

So please read the followingSo please read the following to us all… to us all…

“I promise to use whatever this box may contain“I promise to use whatever this box may contain , , no mattno matt er how misleading er how misleading the container may seemthe container may seem . I, as the New York District Governor,. I , as the New York District Governor, will not let will not let anyone anyone down by refusing to use this product. down by refusing to use this product. Instead I will use thisInstead I will use this item item proudly for the timeproudly for the time span of 30 minutes so that span of 30 minutes so that all memories all memories are able to be are able to be made made by everby ever yy one on this dear board of mine.one on this dear board of mine.””

Don’t worDon’t wor ry it is nothing inappropriatery it is nothing inappropriate ..

It is something It is something VERYVERY fashionable fashionable

HINT: not heelsHINT: not heels

CHEERS!!CHEERS!!

YOUR UNOFFICIAL SECRET VALENTINEYOUR UNOFFICIAL SECRET VALENTINE