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Kalidas ka ek bhai joote Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata hain.Uska Naam kya banata hain.Uska Naam kya
hai?hai?
►Adidas.Adidas.
Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.Ab thoda maths ho jaaye.
According to new researchAccording to new research,,3 +3 = 83 +3 = 8
Kaise...............socho sochoKaise...............socho socho
►Very simple …… ...... . Very simple …… ...... . .... Galti se !!!! .... Galti se !!!!
In a pond there are 10 fish, one In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, andof them dies, and
the water level of the pond the water level of the pond increases. How?increases. How?
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►A - The other 9 fish are cryingA - The other 9 fish are crying
Two hairs on a bald man's Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each head fall in love with each
other and wantother and wantto get married, but to get married, but
cannot.Why?cannot.Why?►Because under Indian laws, "baal Because under Indian laws, "baal
vivaah" is illegal.vivaah" is illegal.
One day a man is sitting in the One day a man is sitting in the jungle under a tree and a jungle under a tree and a
‘sparrow' sits‘sparrow' sitson his shoulder, and the man on his shoulder, and the man
dies. Why ?dies. Why ?
►Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name Ans. Because ‘sparrow' was the name of an elephant.of an elephant.
10 Ants are walking on a 10 Ants are walking on a road. 9 are black. 1 is white. road. 9 are black. 1 is white.
Why ?Why ?
►One of them is a widowOne of them is a widow
What are the three versions What are the three versions of JAVA software?of JAVA software?
►1.) Mar JAVA1.) Mar JAVA►2.) Mit JAVA2.) Mit JAVA►3.) Kar JAVA3.) Kar JAVA
Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle Srinath gives a Pepsi bottle to Kumble And Kumble to Kumble And Kumble
gives it to Sehwag.gives it to Sehwag.Why ?Why ?
►Because Sehwag is the Opener.Because Sehwag is the Opener.
Hare and Tortoise appear for Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise IIT. Hare gets 95% and Tortoise
getsgets84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and 84%. Tortoise gets into IIT and
the Hare does not. How?the Hare does not. How?
►Sports QuotaSports Quota
Once an Auto rickshaw driver Once an Auto rickshaw driver goes into NO ENTRY. The Police goes into NO ENTRY. The Police
doesdoesnot catch him. Why?not catch him. Why?
►Ans. Because he was walking.Ans. Because he was walking.
What wud u call a Gal who What wud u call a Gal who never laughs....?never laughs....?
►Hasi na.Hasi na.
What wud u call a Gal who What wud u call a Gal who always pushes her always pushes her
father ....?father ....?
►Push pa.Push pa.
Once a cockroach was singing Once a cockroach was singing a song TERA TERA TERA a song TERA TERA TERA
SUROOR while he was walking SUROOR while he was walking on theon the
road. But all of a sudden he road. But all of a sudden he died. Why?died. Why?
►B'coz the song he was singing is a B'coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!HIT!!!
Shahrukh khan ka plural?Shahrukh khan ka plural?
► ICICI BankICICI Bank►Why?Why?►Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!Coz Shahrukh says - Main hoon naa!► ICICI says - Hum hain naa!ICICI says - Hum hain naa!
What will you call a person What will you call a person who is departing from India?who is departing from India?
►Hindustan LeverHindustan Lever
Woh kya hai jo Dil main Woh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par hain, Mann main hai par
Dhadkan main nahi?Dhadkan main nahi?
►Aamir KhanAamir Khan
Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta Ek Sardar paani ke andar rehta hain, toh uska naam kya hain, toh uska naam kya
rahega?rahega?
► Jal-andar SinghJal-andar Singh
Abhi agar woh paani ke Abhi agar woh paani ke bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska bahar aa jaaye ,toh uska
naam kya hoga?naam kya hoga?
►soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke soch maat. Paani se bahar aane ke baad naam kaise change hoga!baad naam kaise change hoga!
What is the Center of What is the Center of Gravity?Gravity?
► its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.its V .............. the center of "gra V ity.