OHAI, my name is Chelnik!Postgres Open 2013 Report

I am a hipster crochet elephant traveling from Portland, Oregon.

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Registration

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Chicago Deep Dish Pizza

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I got to meet a lot of people today.

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Great conference staff at the registration desk

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He’s got a beard like my cousin

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Shared a root beer

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Asked questions about locks

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Go Jumbos! (Tufts University)

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Tufts is cooler than MIT

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Talking about normalization

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Learning how to get bigger

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Ova svensk konversation

Bork bork bork!!!

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Featured in Puppet presentation

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Got some replication tips

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I got a patch rejected

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Tried to get the JSON presentation early

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PgAdmin is the best!

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Learning more about statistics

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Getting faster and stronger with personal trainer

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Favorite drink Macallan 12

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Forgive me if I didn’t get a chance to meet you this time.

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See what my cousins have been up to on chelnik.tumblr.com.

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I am looking for a new home!

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Pick me up at the charity action during the closing on Wednesday!

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