Nerdy tech Jokes

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Funny computer related jokes

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Top Jokes

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Top JokesWhich way did the programmer go?

Joke LOLHe went DATA way!

Top JokesHow does Bill Gates enter

his house?

Joke LOLHe uses "windows"

Top JokesWhy do computer teachers

never get sick?

Top LOLBecause an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Top JokesWhy did the duck stick his

leg into a computer?

JOKE LOLHe wanted to have

webbed feet.

Top JokesWhy did the computer act

crazy?

JOKE LOLIt had a screw loose.

Top JokesWould you like to buy a second-hand computer?

JOKE LOLI'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it

is.

Top JokesWhere does an elephant

carry its laptop?

JOKE LOLIn its trunk.

Top JokesWhat do you get if you take

your computer to an ice rink?

JOKE LOLA slipped disk.

Top JokesWhat's the difference

between your finger and a hammer?

JOKE LOLI don't know! Well, you're

not using my computer keyboard then!

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