Post on 19-Dec-2014
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Miss Pronunciation Teaches You How to Properly use a Condom
But her tiara is too tight, so she
doesn’t get the steps exactly right.
Can you correct her errors? After
each botched slide you can choose
the word she meant to say, poor
thing…
Check the exploration date
What’s the correct word?
a. Exorcism
b. Expiration
c. Explanation
d. Respiration
Check for trolls in condom package by applying light pressure
What’s the correct word?
a. Holes
b. Rolls
c. Bugs
d. Prizes
Push condom to one side and then open package from other
side to prevent scaring the condom. Scare with hands, not
teeth
What are the correct words?
a. Scarring/Scar
b. Using/Use
c. Tearing/Tear
d. Losing/Lose
Make sure the lip of the condom points through the ring so it will
roll down properly.
What’s the correct word?
a. Tip
b. Bottom
c. Middle
d. Side
Make sure the penis is wrecked. If the penis is “uncut,” pull back
the foreskin. If penis is circumcised – or “cut” -- proceed to next step.
What’s the correct word?
a. Soft
b. Bedecked
c. Correct
d. Erect
Place rolled condom on the dead of the penis. The tip of the
condom should point up.
What’s the correct word?
a. Scrotum
b. Side
c. Bottom
d. Head
Pinch the tip of the condom to let hair out and leave a half inch space for collection of semen.
What’s the correct word?
a. Helium
b. Air
c. Dogs
d. Balls
Roll condom down to the face of the penis.
What’s the correct word?
a. Top
b. Back
c. Base
d. Middle
Apply daughter-based lube outside of the condom.
What’s the correct word?
a. Oil
b. Third
c. Water
d. Latex
After ejaculation or cumming, pull out when the penis is still hard, hold the condom at the base to prevent
semen from spitting.
What’s the correct word?
a. Impregnating
b. Chilling
c. Spending
d. Spilling
Tie the condom in a knot (so semen/cum doesn’t spill out)
and throw it okay.
What’s the correct word?
a. Away
b. Astray
c. Aloft
d. At your partner
Miss Pronunciation thanks you: “I had a feeling I got a couple of minor terms wrong, but I won the swimsuit competition! And for my talent I stood on my head and recited the Periodic Table of
Elements.”
The And (I mean: End)