Post on 06-Jan-2017
Lily's TakeoverBy Joseph Wang
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BLAIR: Why is it always taking over the world with you?
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LILY: It's a passion...
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LILY: ...an ideal.
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LILY: And this time we'll do it using this book.
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LILY: Which I took from your room.
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BLAIR: Book from my room....
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BLAIR: ...wait....
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BLAIR: LILY NO!!!LILY: Oh come on, it's just a few zombies...
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LILY: ...Who'll raid that town!
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BLAIR: I disapprove.LILY: Yeah yeah, that's great.
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LILY: Now let's see here...
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LILY: How the heck do you pronounce that?
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LILY: tlas, redwop yrruc,
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LILY: reppep enneyac, ruolf tunaep,
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LILY (offscreen): cilrag decnim, hcrats acoipat,
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LILY (offscreen): etsap otamot,
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LILY (offscreen): ragus nworb,
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LILY (offscreen): ecuas yos,
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LILY: redic,
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LILY: rageniv,
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LILY: rettub tunaep
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LILY: Wait...
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LILY: ... is this a peanut chicken recipe backwards?
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BLAIR (offscreen): Does it matter?
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LILY (offscreen): Guess not.
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LILY: Sweet, sweet.
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BLAIR: I think there's a problem with the quality of these zombies.
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BLAIR: They seem a bit...
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BLAIR: fragile.
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BLAIR: Oh... oh dear
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LILY: Meh, I'm a gambler!
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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH...
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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH...
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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH...
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WOMAN: AHHHHHHHH ZOMBIES!
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ZOMBIES: *Moan...*
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MAN: Quick, come with me!
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MAN: A brisk walking pace is your best weapon against them.
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MAN: Let's go!
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OLD MAN: Come back here you whipper snappers.
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LILY: Aw man... really?
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BLAIR: So, now what?
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LILY: I think YOU should go help them
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BLAIR: Help them? This was YOUR plan, not mine.
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(LILY and BLAIR Argue)BLAIR: I don't even care about world domination!LILY: It's your spell, it's as much your problem as it is mine!BLAIR: You shouldn't even be using my books!LILY: You shouldn't leave your door unlocked!
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(LILY and BLAIR Argue)BLAIR: It WAS locked!LILY: Details!BLAIR: You couldn't even pronounce the spell right.LILY: Maybe if your handwriting was decent.
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(LILY and BLAIR Argue)BLAIR: You ALWAYS do this!LILY: OK FINE!
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LILY: Let's go check it out.
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LILY: Seriously?
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LILY: Oh COME ON!!!
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LILY: Ugh... could these guys be any more stupid?
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LILY: No....
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LILY: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
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LILY: How?!
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LILY: How is this possible?!
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LILY: You should be ashamed of yourself!ZOMBIE: *confused sad moan*
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BLAIR: Well considering they're just corpses, they're not doing that bad...
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LILY: Not that bad?
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LILY: NOT THAT BAD?!
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LILY: DO YOU SEE THEM?!
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ZOMBIE: *cat call whistle*
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LILY (offscreen): Ahhhhh!!!!!
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LILY(cont): Ahhhhhh!!!!
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LILY(cont):Ahhhhh!!!!
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LILY: YOU
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LILY: ARE
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LILY: A
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LILY: ZOMBIE!!!
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LILY: ACT THE PART!BLAIR: Lily NO!
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BLAIR: They're already dead!
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LILY: I don't care! Let me have this!
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LILY: That wasn't as satisfying as I had hoped.BLAIR: Please put that down.
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LILY: Why!? This was supposed to work.BLAIR: Ah, I'm sure it's not that bad
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LILY: Ooh!
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LILY: Do it.
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LILY: Come on.
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LILY: Do it!
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BLAIR: Oh, so close.
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LILY: This was a mistake...
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LILY: Let's go home.
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BLAIR: Hold up a sec!
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BLAIR: We cant just leave these guys here!
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BLAIR: Oh jeez!
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BLAIR: We gotta clean this up!
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BLAIR: Oh shoot!
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BLAIR: Wait for me!
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LILY: This all started with this stupid book!
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LILY: I should never have stolen you!
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LILY: Huh?
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LILY: Hehehehe.
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BLAIR: What's up?
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LILY: I have a new plan.BLAIR: Oh?
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BLAIR: Oh no....
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LILY: This'll be my best plan yet!