Post on 19-Jun-2015
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Music background: Pieces of a Dream by Love’s Silhouette.
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed
immediately on all varieties of alcohol containers. Some are
serious others are humourous.
““DO NOT DO NOT DRINK WHILST DRINK WHILST
WATCHING WATCHING THIS PPS…you THIS PPS…you will miss out on will miss out on
the alcohol the alcohol warnings”warnings”
“Careful, an intelligent
man is sometimes forced to be
drunk to spend time
with his fools."
"The consumption
of alcohol may leave
you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and
panties."
"The consumption of
alcohol can make you
believe you are a social media sensation with
your silly dance moves."
"Alcohol doesn't "Alcohol doesn't make you FAT... make you FAT...
it makes you it makes you LEAN... against LEAN... against tables, chairs, tables, chairs,
floors, walls and floors, walls and ugly people! ." ugly people! ."
"Don't drink "Don't drink and dance. and dance.
You might hit You might hit someone and someone and
spill your spill your drink." drink."
"Don't drink "Don't drink and argue and argue with a fool, with a fool,
people might people might not know the not know the difference.” difference.”
""The The consumption of consumption of
alcohol may alcohol may lead you to lead you to think that think that
husband is the husband is the world's greatest world's greatest lover. But drink lover. But drink too much and too much and you will never you will never catch him at it.catch him at it.
" Heavy " Heavy drinking over drinking over time has been time has been found to have found to have
a negative a negative effect on effect on
reproductive reproductive functioning in functioning in
women.” women.”
““The The consumption consumption
of alcohol tells of alcohol tells you it is okay you it is okay to be ignorant to be ignorant in some areas, in some areas,
but do not but do not abuse the abuse the privilege.”privilege.”
That is all….That is all….