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JOB/OCCUPATION/PROFESSION/

WORK…

or ?All photos are from: http://www.fotosearch.com

Is every job honorable? Are you sure?

Definition of a job!

‘A job is the principal activity

in your life that you do to earn money.’’

Try and think ot a better definition!

Positive qualities of various jobs!

• WELL PAID

• STIMULATING

• SAFE

• REWARDING ON PERSONAL LEVEL

• EASY

• …

Negative qualities…

• UNDERPAID

• DITRY AND HEALTH HAZARDOUS

• DESTIMULATING

• TOO EASY, DULL OR TOO DIFFICULT

• DEPRESSING

• …

Read these 17 VERY SERIOUS rules and follow them at work!

1. Avoid wearing a box on your head to work!

2. Always wear your pants to work!

3. Wear a normal hair cut!

4. Photocopy documents not your head!

5. No dancing whatsoever!

6. No jumping!

7. Fixing makeup? No!

8. Playing cards during office hours? No! No!

9. Avoid mustard in your hot-dog!

10.a. Don’t give BORING presentations!

10.b. At least you should stay awake!

11. If you nap, make sure your colleages wake you up if the boss

suddenly turns out!

12. If you have to - at least sleep under your desk!

13. Keep your breath fresh!

14. Don’t be childish!!

15. Don’t eat your work!

16. Avoid confrontations!

Don’t play with people!

Don’t be affraid of too much work!

Make maximum 2 phone calls at once!

Speak your mind, sometimes!

Be a kind but strict boss!

17. Don’t worry, be happy!

All photos are from: http://www.fotosearch.com

Final thougt: If you love doing what you do,

success will follow.

http://www.collegegrad.com/book/New-Job-Preparation/New-Job-Proverbs/