Iamsmall&round,andwhenyoubouncemetotheskyI'mbound!

Onyourfaceyouwillfindme,andwithoutmeyoucannotsee!

Imaybesmall,greenandslimy,butsomegirlswanttokissme!

Imaylooklikeastrawwhenyougetme,butifyoubreakmeIturnbrightly!

Icomeinallcolorsandtakeuplittlespace,ohyeah,Igrowonaman'sface!

Ifloataroundwithoutacare,whenyoublowmeintheair!

TopeopleIamscary&creepy,butreptileslovetoeatme!

Sometimeswhenclothesgetripped,Icanholdthemtogetheruntiltheygetfixed!

Everybodywantsoneofme,butyouhavetoworkhardandwinacontesttogetme!

Ifyoucriedwhenyouwereababy,someonemayhavegivenmetoyou,maybe.