Hopkinsville Kentuckian. (Hopkinsville, KY) 1906-07-10 [p...

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HOPKIKSVILLE KENTUCKIAK JULY 10rl90 1NA r J

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t t raen as Well as Men Are Made-

NN Miserable by Kidney and

Bladder Trouble

r minddiscouragesvigor and cheerfulness soon disappearwhen the kidneys areout of order or diseasedKidneytrottblehas

Prevalentthntmon for a child to beborn afflicted withweak kidneys If the

WIDl uriulltes too oftel1 if the urine scaldstl Mesh or if when the child reaches anage when it should be able to control the

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ting deptmd uport it the cause of the diff-iculty

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g is kidney trouble and the firstITatop should be towards treatment ofthese important organs This unpleasanttrouble is ue to a diseased condition ofthe kidneys and bladder and not to uhabit as most people suppose

Women as well as men are made miser¬

able with kidney and bladder troubleand both same great remedyThe mild and the immediate effect ofSwampRoot la soon realized It is sold

druggists in fiftye cent and o11e1011ar

X11Laveby mail free also a Home of BwunpRootpamphlet telling all about SwampRootincluding many of the thousands of testi-monial

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letters received from suffererscured In writing Dr Kilmer CoBinghamton NY be sure and mentionthis paper Dont make any mistake

1 SwampRootDr ¬everybottleELECTRIC FRANCHISE

Reported to Be On the Eveof Chahgiing Handsoffirsell their franchise and plant The

parties are said to be from the Westand negotiations have probably beenin progress by mail or otherwise forsome time Anyway the wouldbepurchasers or their agents were incity Saturday and the publicneed not be surprised to hear of thetransfer of the property at any time=Slur information does not go far

k t 8jjEh for us to state whether ornot there will be an increase of thelighting power but it is reasonable

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to say it will as the increasing de-f moad for light will probably demandy iflutd the probable future use of

etactric motors will necessarily reqjqire an increase of voltage As thegas plant is owned by the same com-

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it is presumed that if a newparty acquires the electric plant theyWill take the gas plant in with it

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Happyk Home

To have a happy homeyou should have childrenThey are great happyhomemakers If a weakwomanyou can be made strongenough to bear healthy chil¬

dren with little pain or dis ¬

comfort to yourselfby taking

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It will ease all your pain reduceInflamnatlon cure leucorrheap

whites falling womb ovariantrouble disordered menses back ¬

eache headache etc and makechildbirth natural and easy Try It

fey At all dealers In medicines Inrix100 bottres

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is my baby girl now two weeksold writes Mrs J Priest of Web-ster City Iowa ho Is a finedoingLand would not be without it Inthe house <

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Use lime on yourlands and grow clovertad alfalfa

Special prices onJlime tq farmers of 25ot< 45c perbbl accordto amount used

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A SonghighThat CrestThere is never a life so drearbleatTrudge

To the top and deserve your restWith a song Is the wxy made glad

To the work with a blithesome heartFor a man to enjoy his life

Must begin whore the toilers startITo must win at the sunsets glow

The applause for a well played partHot a song and the way Is short

In the sun or the driving rain I

Ho a song and the bed Is softWhere at night ho asleep hath lain

IIo a song and the end Is wontAnd the man hath not lived Irt valnl

The RagTime EddyA robber held up an Omaha physi¬

cian and got away without losing his

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boy who cannot sleep ona full stomach usually manages prettywell on his back

We may not have many old mastersIn America but wo certainly haveenough slave drivers

At Andover academy a student wasexpelled for kissing a pretty waitressNo wonder It is hard to keep a hiredgirl

A Kansas man had four wivesnot-all at once but in succession All diedand the man suicided Of course hewas crazy No sane man would killhimself after escaping such an ordealns that

If a man goes to Heaven and hiswife goes to Heaven and his formersweethearts go to Heaven will hiswife want to pull the hair all out oftheir heads or will she congratulatethem on their good judgment and askthem all in to a pink tea

A Missouri farmer whose hog waslolled by a train wrote the companysclaim agent for a settlement Heopened his communication thus Myrazor back strolled down your tracka week ago today Your 29 came downthe line and snuffed his life away Youcant blame methe hog you seeslipped through the cattle gate BOkindly pen a check for 10 the debt toliquidate He received the followingreply Old 29 came down the line andkilled your hog we know but razorbacks on railway tracks quite oftenmeet with woe Therefore my friendwe cannot send the check for whichyou pine just plant your dead placooer his head Here lies a foolishswine

I used to drlvo by country roadOer hill and dale and cross ravine

But now the ozone of the airIs filled with nauseous gasoline t

The birds have flown away In frightH <

At chauffeurhornrosaOfMy nag Is on a farm out homedaylDogonThe monarch of the right of wayl

At a recent convention where anumber of trust magnates were In at ¬

tendance one of the speakers saJdIWe are a great band of brothers here

on earth doing what we canr eachIother The fool compositor set itWe are a great band of robbers on

earth doing what we can to eachIother and the proofreader who wasa socialist let It go through in the yerJsion of the compositor

At The PointIn the river at The Point

Forty boys are splashingSun upon their reddened backs

In the daylight flashing

Round the bend the boarders comeTo the boathouse flocking

Maidens gasp I The modest faintOh how awful shocking

Then from out a boyish throatjIn a voice of thunderComes one stern affrighted cry

Hullyehee duck under

VersatileThat now French actress is a great

crobat Isnt she Did you got ontoher triple split last nightpplitshort

Well she did a split on the tagesplit a bottle of beer In the wings andused split infinitives throughout theeveningIt

at this very point that some-body yelled Police

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DOCTOR CUREDI

OF ECZEMA

Maryland Physician Cures Himself ofEczema with Cutlcura Remedies

Prescribes Them and Has Cured

Many Cases Where Other Formulas

H veJailedDr Fisher Says

CUTICURA REMEDIES

POSSESS TRUE MERITU

My face was afflicted with eczemaIn the year 1897 I used the CuticuraRemedies and was entirely cured Iam a practicing physician and veryoften Resolvent andCuticura Soap in cases of eczema andthey have cured where other formulashave failed I am not in tho habit ofendorsing patent medicines but whenI find remedies possessing true meritsuch as the Cuticura Remedies do I ambroadminded enough to proclaim theirpracticingmust say your A No 1You are at liberty to publish this letter

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CDTICORATHESET1Complete Treatment for Every

Humor from Pimplesto Scrofula

Batha the affected parts with hotwater and Cuticura Soap to cleansethe surface of crusts and scales andsoften tho thickened cuticle dry

allayitchingand soothe and and lastly taleCuticura Resolvent Pills to cool andcostingbutdisfiguringitchingand blood humors with loss 6f hairfrom infancy to age when all else fails

Cutlenn Soap ZJc Ointment MX Iteiolrtnt Me InsoldthroughoutSole Prop BottoaDlIlIlUllng1UJ1or

Hay RideLast Friday night a lot of young

people enjoyed a hay ride and lunch ¬

ed at Mrs James Moores near thetits Two wagons were used Fol-

lowing is a list of the ladies and gen-tlemen

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Misses Alise DabneyV Jeanie Gra¬

ham Sallie George Blakey Katieand Annie Hoge Maggie Ellisher visitor Miss Carrie Atkinson o

Earlington Mary Jones Bettie LeeSmith Bessie Williamson Joy Berndon and Mrs Thos W LongMessrs Will Cowan Will WinfreeJohn Stites James Young Jame-Winfree Dan Young Dennis ShawBen Moore Guy Starling JohnThomas and Mr Thos W Long

After driving out to Mrs Mooresand taking lunch on the lawn sometime was spent in conversationwhen some of the singers entertain-ed

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the crowd

May Live 100 YearsThe chances for living a full cen-

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are excellent in the case of MrsJennie Duncanof Haynesville Menow 70 years old She writes

Electric Bitters cured me of chron-ic dyspepsia of 20 years standingand made me feel as well and strongas a young girl Electric Bitterscure stomach and liver diseasesblood disorders general debility andbodily weakness Sold on a guaran ¬

storePriceEducational Notes

The largest body of students thatiassembled in any one place inSouth last year was at BowlingGreen Ky attending the BowlingGreen Business University

The graduates of the BowlingGreen Business University are recog-

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by the business and commercial world as being thoroughly train-ed

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earnest energetic and reliable

Many of the largest firms through-out

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the South and West get all theirbookkeepers stenographers andclerks from the Bowling GreenBusiness University Bowling GreenKy The graduates of this schoolare in great demand Write forpatalog julyS8tJ

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IT liAS A MESSAGE FOR YOU

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L LOCAL LEAFLETS

The foundation of the Episcopalparish house will soon be ready forthe brick

layingbrickKentucky College Saturday Theframe work for the veneered brickwalls hasabout all been put up

Early homegrown peaches are onthe market and are quit plentifu-and of good quality

The firh laddies havent had a runsince Wheelers warehouse and theice factory burned They are al ¬

ways ready but can stand the mono ¬

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The crowd in town Saturday wasquite small The farmers are verybusy now and as many of themsuspendedoperations on the Fourththey could not afford two holidaysin one week

As many wheat threshers as therare in the country it will yet taksome time yet to get through withthe crop We have heard of severalcrops that have been threshed andaveraged twenty bushels to the acre

It seems like the secret societiesof the city are waking up and areall going to do something to makethemselves and their families enjoyat least one day during the heatedperiod Picnics and excursions havebeen indulged in by nearly all thelodges in the city It is now up toKnights of Pythias and Elks to

start something if they want tokeep in the push Both lodgesare there with the goods both in

point of membership and materialand if they make an effort there willbe something doing

The Coming of the CircusBuster Brown tells us that he loves

the circus and although wise mensay there is nothing new he resolvesthat the circus is always new Bus ¬

ter must have attended the Robinsonshow when he made this resolutionFor twentyfour years the writer hasmissed no opportunity to uttend itIn 1880 when a boy twelve years ofage we arose at three oclock in themorning to see them pass throughthe village where we then resided

Robinsonf ss w overland We wereso impressed with the elephants thecamels and the gilded wagons thatthree of us persuaded our parents toperforms ¬

ance was to atcounty seat It meant a tramp ofseven miles each way but what wasfourteen miles in comparison toseeing the Wonders of the circusAfter a hasty breakfast we weretoo much excited to eat we started-on our long tramp each having buhalf a dollar We arrived at thecenter of attraction dusty and hun-

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but full of interest The dustcould remain on our clothing andour stomachs could go empty for atime but we felt that the show wouldnot wait and we immediately repair-ed

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to the grounds where the greattent was erected and watched thepreparation for the street paradeWhen it was formed we joined thethrong of urchins that followed itfrom its formation to its disbandingWe were all akin We might fightafter the show was over aswas thenthe custom of boys from differenttowns but then we had a commoninterest We were as near paradise-as it is possible for a mortal boy toget In the afternoon we returned-to the show grounds and were amongthe first in The awe and the won ¬

del of that afternoons performance-are still fresh in memory I havesince seen a white walled city of60000 men I have participated inparades and reviews of 50000 men

have seen parades of our soldierywhen it required hours for them topass a given point I have seen onenation turn over the governmentbut these could not compare to thatone performance of the circus LikeBuster Brown it is ever new to me

when I see the enthusiasm ofboys of today for the circus I

appreciate the interest they feelThe man who grows too old to en¬

joy an American circus has passedbeyond the point of usefulness andmust be a misery to himself Ifwhen the day arrives your son tellsyou of his needs for the circus thinkof the great enthusiasm you felt to¬

ward it when a boy and which Ihope you still retain and give to himliberally that his cup of happinessmay be filled

The Robinson shows will be herenexfeMojnday July 16 v

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Hopkinsville Canning Co will buy all i

your berries if deliverect to their factoryon Tuesday Thursdayor Saturday of each E

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week in good condition Highest marketprices paid For particaaulars phone Cumberland 233

W R Brumfield Mgr4rrM

Kentucky and TennesseeFair AssociationINCORPORATED

Guthrie Ky eft

Will Hold ItsSecood Annual Fair August 23 24251906

Our mile track is in fine condition fortraining

3500 will be offered in stakes pursesandpremiumsBring pacers trotters show horsesand show stock of every kind Also poultrypantry needle work and farm products

OFFICERSFRANK WALTON Presiden-

ts R DeBerryTreas Geo Snadon VPresB Lester Secy

DirectorsWatkins Northington TomMooretr

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DEDICATED TO ASSOCIATION MEMBERS BY A LOCAL CONTRIBUTOR

To win by indirection To win by honest effortsIs to win Is to win

No matter by what methods No matter whom you deal withTis no sin Tis no sin t

First try moral persuasion Treat your neighbors ever kindlyUse means to suit occasion Recognizing all their right j

Till he joins Association If they follow others blindlyGet him in Bid them God speed with delight

Paint the picture black as tar Help them when they are in troubleaCuss trusts like the unknown czar Burdened with work and careRaise the devil near and farThen your blessings will be double

Bound to winYou will love all everywhere

Scrape plantbeds ofyour neighborTo fight the devil with his fireCall at night on hislaborIs the language of a fool

Threaten all that will forChristians will never let their ireTainted tinLead them from the Golden Rule

Burn his house use all your mightIf he says he has no right

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Blow him up with dynamiteFull of gin

The Czar by IndirectionMay yet head a collectionAnd have time for reflection

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The Evansville Chautauqua a

The Newest and Best on EarthJULY 4 TI106a

14 Days of Solid Pleasure

Write W G Archer General Superinten-dent

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