Captain Hook’s Waltz

Hook: Who's the swini-est swine in world?Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook!Hook: Who's the dirtiest dog in this wonderful world?Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook!

Hook: Captain of villainyMurder and lootEager to kill anyWho says that his hook isn't cute!Smee: It's cute!Hook: Ahahahah!

Hook: Who’s the slimiest rat in the pack?Pirates: Captain Hook! Captain Hook!Hook: Who's un-lovablePirates: You!Hook: Who's un-liftable?Pirates: You!Hook: Whose existence is just unforgivable?Pirates: You!Hook: Who would stoop to the cheapest and lowestOf tricks in the book?All: Blimey, slimey Captain Hook!

Hook: Who’s the swiniest? Pirates: The swiniestHook: The dog-i-est?Pirates: The dogiestHook: The slimiest? And the creepiest creep in the worldPirates: Captain Hook, Captain Hook!Hook: Who’s unsensible? Reprehensible?Who’s behavior is just indefensible?Who’s the crawlingest, cruelest, crummiest crookedest crook?All: What a prize, what a joy! Mrs. Hook’s little baby boy!Hook: The scourge of the sea, just little old me! All: Captain Hook! (Hook, Hook!) (Hook, Hook!) (Hook Hook, Hook!)