`There once was a wolf that swallowed a frog,

What a hog to swallow the frog

There was a wolf that swallowed a spider

What a miner to swallow a spider,

He swallowed the spider to feed the frog

I don’t know why he swallowed the frog,

Oh what a hog

There once was a wolf that swallowed some cider

What a moonshiner to swallow some cider,

He swallowed the cider to wash down the spider,

He swallowed the spider to feed the frog,

I don’t know why he swallowed the frog,

Oh what a hog

There once was wolf that swallowed a man

What a ham to swallow a man,

He swallowed the man to drink the cider,

He swallowed the cider to wash down the spider

He swallowed the spider to feed the frog,

I don’t know why he swallowed the frog,

Oh what a hog.

There once was a wolf that swallowed a car

He’s gone quite too far to swallow a car,

He swallowed the car for the man to drive,

He swallowed the man to drink up the cider,

He swallowed the cider to wash down the spider,

He swallowed the spider to feed the frog,

I don’t know why he swallowed the frog,

Oh what a hog.

There once was a wolf that swallowed a garage,

What a savage to swallow a garage,

He swallowed the garage to shelter the car,

He swallowed the car for the man to drive,

He swallowed the man to drink the cider,

He swallowed the cider to wash down the spider,

He swallowed the spider to feed the frog

I don’t know why he swallowed the frog.

Oh what a hog.