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Niagara Falls is actually three waterfalls that oc-cur on the Niagara River shared by Canada and the United States.
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• Of the three waterfalls, Horseshoe Falls is the largest on the Canadian side. The other two are American Falls and the much smaller Bridal Veil Falls.
• While these waterfalls are not the largest in the world, they are among the world’s most impres-sive and most visited. The water that flows over the falls comes from the Great Lakes, which contain approximately 20 percent of the world’s fresh water. The Niagara River is actually a con-necting channel between Lakes Erie and On-tario. After going over Niagara Falls, the water eventually makes its way to the Atlantic Ocean.
• Both Canada and the United States use the pow-erful waterfalls for power generation, drinking water, fishing, agriculture and tourism.
• The flow of water over Niagara Falls is greatly affected by the amount of precipitation going into the Great Lakes. This was noticed many years ago, so in 1910, the International Joint Commission (USA and Canada) began regulat-ing the water levels.
• Later, the “1950 Niagara Treaty” was signed by the two governments. This treaty concerns the diversion of water from the Niagara River to be used for power generation by both countries. The treaty also addressed the importance of the flow of water over the falls for tourism.
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• The treaty states that the flow over Niagara Falls must not be less than 100,000 cubic feet per second (2,832 cubic m/s) during daylight hours of tourist season, April 1 through October 31. The hours are 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. from April to September 15 and then adjusted to 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. from September 16 to October 31. The flow must not be less than 50,000 cubic feet per second (1,416 cubic m/s) at all other times.
• The treaty also specifies that excess water may be diverted for power generation. The Sir Adam Beck Station in Ontario and New York State Power Authority use the falls to provide elec-tricity to more than a million people.
• Niagara Falls has hosted its share of daredev-ils through the years. The first trip over the falls was staged by three hotel owners in 1827. Highly publicized, the event attracted approxi-mately 10,000 people to see an old condemned schooner named Michigan go over the falls with a load of “ferocious” animals. The animals actually were a buffalo, two raccoons, two small bears, a dog and a goose. The two bears, loose on the deck of the boat, jumped overboard and swam to Goat Island before the boat went over the abyss. The goose was the only survivor of the plunge.
• Two years later, the first human to survive going over the falls took his plunge. Sam Patch actu-ally did it twice, 10 days apart, diving headfirst off of two diving boards he erected on Goat Is-land. The second dive was actually higher than the first.
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• Eggs are rich in nutrients, con-taining almost every vitamin and mineral needed by humans. The protein of eggs is the standard by which other pro-tein sources are compared. Large eggs contain ap-proximately 6 grams of protein and 4.5 grams of fat, with about half of the fat being the healthier mono-unsaturated variety. Eggs only contain about 70 calories each.
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Statistics, StatisticsI’m tired. For a couple years, I’ve been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out it ain’t that. I’m tired because I’m overworked. Think about it...The population of this country (the USA) is 237 million.104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 mil-lion to do the work.Of this there are 29 million employed by the fed-eral government.This leaves 19 million to do the work. Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do the work.Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the work.Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work. You and me.Boy Oh Boy . . . And you’re sitting there reading Tidbits. No wonder I’m tired, I’m the only one working!
Food Humor:The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.
Sign in restaurant window: “Eat now - Pay waiter.”
I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I’ve selected is a triangle.
A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some
peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl. “I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!”
“That’s okay, dearie,” the aunt replied. “After I’ve sucked the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway.”
And some more statistics:A recent study revealed that 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish they didn’t have to.
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