It’s Carnival—we must sparkle! Let’s wear these

abandoned costume remnants I found on a sketchy street corner.

Good idea, Ben! I’d like to be a giant

fireball.

The powers of social pressure

are strong.

thAnd thus is born Team Açaí, Rio’s newest escola de samba.

The best samba dancers travel via bus. That is because their costumes cannot fit in a taxi.

They also walk a lot and get lost in shady neighborhoods where they do not fit in.

And then they fall asleep in the subway. The end.