Ellson Is Old!

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HELLO! MY NAME ISELLSON YAP ZHEN TAO

I AM A WEIRD PERSON!

DON’T BELIEVE ME?I’LL SHOW YOU!!!

HAHAHAHAHA!Believe me now?

I THINK MY FRIENDS SEE ME AS

KAWAII!!

AND SEXY!!

DUN YOU DARE SAY NO!

IF NOT,

YOU’LL END UP LIKE HIM!!!

As many of you know, im afraid of the cold

I hate the sun too!!!

BUT!! How many of you

actually know?

LET ME SHARE WITH YOU SOME OF MY LITTLE SECRETS!!

FIRST, I LOVE TO BIO CHIO BU!!

BUT OF COS, DO IT A SMART WAY!!

IF NOT, THIS IS THE PUNISHMENT!!!

IF NOT, ITS THIS!!

SECOND, I LOVE TO CARRY MY FRIENDS!!

AND AFTER THAT, WE THROW THEM INTO THE

DUSTBIN!!

THIRDLY, I LOVE POOL DIVING!!

WE ALL DO!!

FOURTH, I LOVE TO DO STUPID THINGS!!

LIKE TRYING TO EAT PEOPLE’S FOOD!!

TRYING TO ACT AS IF IM A TEAPOT!!

TRYING TO COOK SAUSAGES WITH THAT BOILER!!TRYING TO TAKE A

PICTURE OF MY NOSTRILS!!

AND OF COS, TRYING TO SET MY FACE

ON FIRE

ELLSON YAP!

YOU’RE SO STUPID CAN!!

WHAT? IM NOT STUPID!!

I JUST LOVE TO DO STUPID STUFF CANNOT MEH?

STUPID SAY STUPID LA!

DENY FOR WHAT?

GAO WEI!!!

IM NOT STUPID!!

ARGHHHH~~!!!!

YOU DARE YOU SAY AGAIN!!

SORRY SORRY!!

ELLSON IS NOT STUPID!!

HE’S DUMB CAN?

LASTLY, I LOVE TO WATCH CARTOONS

❤ HELLO KITTY!!! ❤

OMG!! ITS MY FAVOURITE CARTOON

HEY ELLSON, YOU’RE ALREADY 21!

CAN YOU PLEASE GROW UP?

YES!! YOU OLD MAN!!

SINCE I’VE GOT NO CHOICE, I MIGHT AS

WELL EMBRACE THAT FACT…

HUH?

IM 21??SO

OLD???

YO PEOPLE!!

ITS MY 21ST BIRTHDAY!!! :D

YOU BETTER GET LOST BEFORE I SQUASH YOUR HEAD OK!!

Like im given a choice?

HAHAHAHAH!!

GO EMO BAH!!

ITS OUR TURN!!!

ELLSONWHEN YOU’RE SO OLD,

DO YOU EVEN REMEMBER THE TIMES WE SPENT TOGETHER?

OKOK! STOP TRYING.MIGHT AS WELL HELP

YOU RECAP.THAT’S LIKE WAY FASTER

!!!

OUR FIRST TIMES …

DOING CAMP

CLUE-IN

THE LAST TELEMATCH OF CADC (:

THE FIRST TIME WE SEE GUOLIANG SHED HIS TEARS…

THE PLANNING COMMITTEE (:

ANDTHE BEST QM WITH THE CUTEST IN-CHARGES!!

CELEBRATING YOUR BIRTHDAY (:

GOING CLUBBING (:AND STAYING AT

CHUNGHENG’S HSE!!

EATING THOSAI

OBVIOUSLY WE DIDN’T ENJOY!!

GOING GREEN DAY (:

COUNTING DOWN FOR NEW YEAR (:

USUAL ROUTINE: BURGER KING!!

THE FIRST TIME

MR UNO WAS INTRODUCED!!

AND THAT’S WHEN IT

STARTED!!

GOING OVERSEAS (:

THE GAYS GOT GREEN!!

THE HANDSOME??

YESYESH! THE PRETTIES!!THE DUMB DUMBS!!

THE MEMORIES…

COOKING!! (:

BUYING FOOD!

OOO~

EPO EH TAI TAI EIYAH!!

STRAIGHT TO BUFFET NIGHT CAN? HAHA!!

GETTING MARRIED!!! :D

EH WOW LAO!!WE’VE GOT TOO MANY

FIRST TIMES CAN?

FIRST TIME BEING MIUS!

FIRST TIME SOAKING

INDICATORS!!

FIRST TIME DOING SOMETHING EVIL TO AH LIANG!! HAHAHA!

FIRST TIME MAKING NEW FRIENDS HUH

ELLSON!! FIRST TIME BEING GAY!!

FIRST TIME WE GO CNY HSE VISITING!

FIRST TIME WE SPENT OVER A MILLION DOLLARS ON A MEAL!!

FIRST TIME

ELLSON ACT CUTE!!

GAO WEI!! NOT THIS ONE LA!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

YES, THIS ONE!!

ELL: “EH, YOU ALL MISSED OUT THE MOST

IMPT ONE!!

OKOK!! GET READY AH!!

WHAT??

YOU VERY GAO WEI LEH!!

YEAH!! IT’S THE FIRST TIME IM

SO AH PEK!!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

AIYO!! I PAISEH LA!!

WALAU. YOU SUPER CRAP CAN!!

BETTER STOP YOUR NONSENSE OK!!

BEFORE WE WACK

YOU!!

NOW WE HAVE SOMETHING WE WANT TO TELL

YOU!!

BLOOPBLOOP the cheese lover (:

HAPPY 21st ELLSON!

Well, guess who’s the man now. Haha! Oh well. I guess we’ll all have to grow up some day right? So I shall enjoy my 19 years old first. MUAHAHA!! Alrights. Start watching some R21 films already. =D AHU AHU!Guoliang =D

JIAJIA the coke lover (:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ELL!

Finally 21 already yo. Haha. Its been very nice knowing you despite only a short while. Going to IMM for dinners and always going out as the westside4 is really a memory I wont forget. Its been nice hearing you crap all the bullshit and I think I’d miss that. Haha. And especially the shit with pandan smell. Hahaha. Don’t you dare to lose contact even after NS haha. I’d send jas to find you :D

Ps: Look forward to seeing you in the pooh bear suit with meh as the honey during grad night! XD

MEHMEH the super nice girl (:

With loves, Mehmeh :D

Hey mr unlimited sms!You cant imagine how much effort was put in for a computer noob to complete

this ok!! So you better say

“OH MY GOD! I LOVE THIS MAN!!”Well, all I wanna say is,

“ellson, you are a great friend, buy me a polaroid for my 21st birthday ok!!”

PS: I seriously dun wanna be that pot of hunny!!

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY ELLSON!!

THIS IS IT!!

AUGU the super bouncey girl (:

to: Mr DJ aka Mr Unlimited SMS aka Mr Gao Wei

Yoz, it’s your 21st Birthday!!! U are finally able to watch your R21 movies le..lol.. Knew U since FO but only got to know U better when we started preparing for camp, a NICE GUY afterall..=X

(after minus-ing away those times when U tried to throw us into the dustbins) Thanks for designing a few of our year tees & also for the joy n entertainment U brought to us each time.. Thanks U

for your camera & tripod too for taking so many of the group photos..haha.. Anyway, just wanna wish U All the Best in

whatever U do n Stay Cool, Hip n Funky!!!=) **Pls acting innocent n being

sooooo GAO WEI TOO!!!

Do stay in contact cos we will still NEED U to be our MR UNLIMITED SMS when we are having any gatherings in the

future..ha..=p

August (^.^)

JASMINE the super woman (:

Dear 龙老大 ,

21 year old le, grow up lah… Stop acting innocent… Stop your 不是我。。 Not cute at all… But u can try this in army leh… I want to know the result… WAAHAHA…. Remember to tell mi the result… And I hope that mi, u and yijia have the chance to have a talk again.. The talk that night was FuN… Our topic was FuN too.. And I really have nothing to say le.. Just wanna wish u a

“Happy Birthday”… DON’T you dare to forget us….

PS: stop laughing abt my mouth… I can open de one day… And the day will be here soon… maybe at ur celebration that day I can open le…. WAAHAHA…..

PPS: u better be touched when u see this ppt and the video…. We spent a lot of time doing it de….

PPPS: sorry huh. The background a bit gay. But I love it. WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

CHUNGHENG the towel monster (:

U will forever remember mi.. Cos I m de onli green cap fren u hav.. Haha.. Time flies

like wat we always say, 3 years of poly, 3 years in cadc, 3 years of our frenship.. U hav been a special fren, n a

special working partner in cadc.. One tat keep doing n with least complains, n one tat gives no trouble.. Thx so

much.. 21 years of life u had, 1/7 of it is made up by *STUN*, seriously hope *STUN* hav given ya all de memorable

moments in life.. Hope *STUN* will still b meeting up in the coming years, keeping up with the percentage it has

in our life.. Lastly, I hereby wishes ya all de best in the upcoming

yearS in watever ya is doing.. Hope we all can remain as a whole.

FOR -=({[<*STUN*>]})=- WE ARE

To Ell……

son….

Who is currently unavailable??

WANTENG the blackie (:

Dear ellson, happy 21st birthday!It has been nice knowing u, sharing thoughts wif u and grooving wif u at

the dj table EVERY disco night.Haha…I’ll miss tt. Well, wish u

enjoyed ur day and everything u do in future is coming right 4 u!

Luvs,wanteng

LAYYAN the 151cm shortie (:

JIM the super long bean (:

YOU ROCK!!

AAHHH!! Are you done?

NNOOOOO~~!

CAN YOU BE MORE PATIENT??

JANET the super 自恋 (:

Ellson Ellson Ellson..!!!... Happy 21th Birthday to UU….. Happy birthday to uu… sing uu a birthday

. song okok…. happy birthday to uu.. Happy Birthday to uu.. Happy Birthday… Happy birthday…...!!!!!!..... . Happy birthday to uu…

21th birthday liao.. hope that you would enjoy ur life and everythg that is given… Rmb to

keep in touch with US…!!!...

Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes , Dance & Shake, light the candles, . Cut the cake Make it a day, . that's simply Great!!! Happy Birthday...

Alles Gute zum Geburtstag

qu ni sheng er kuai leSang Ngit Fai LokHau`oli la hanau

Sun Yat Fai Lok Selamat Hari Jadi

Happy Birthday Ellson….Saeng il chuk ha ham ni da Se Jit khuai lak

Buon CompleannoDogum gunun kutlu olsun

Dogum gunun kutlu olsun San ruit kua lokSan Ni Kuai Lo Torson odriin mend hurgee

Suk San Wan KeutSan leaz quiet loLa Multi Ani

La Multi Ani

Love, Hope, peace(“jaNet

As janet is too long-winded…

SANEE and WEIYI the gay partners(:

OMG! SO PRETTY!

Can I touch your stuff?

PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!PLEASE!OH PLEASE!

OMG! SO HANDSOME!

Can u lift up ur HELLO KITTYYY?!

Ur whole body like made up of melting ice-cream(SO HOT!!!) wooOO..im so dying to take a lick..

Heehee..can i??

*P.S. click here please

yes, I admit..im GAY.

Happy 21st

Birthday

SANEE the flying buddha (:

This is sanee here. I sincerely hope that you enjoy your wonderful and beautiful birthday ok. Seriously, I and that ass hole put in a lot of time

to make you “beautiful” la! LOL! Don’t need to thank me. Just remember

that you had “great friends” including me who would try to make your World a more warmer and merrier one. CIAOS!(and please don’t cry)

HEY HEY BIG FELLA !

WEIYI the gorilla-like big bully (:

YOYOYO! ELL not the ‘L’ son!Its 1241am, and I’m at Sanee house spreading my love to you man. Damn! That sounds GAY! But brother, I really must say this, thanks thanks so much when I’m needed of a muscle, you’re always there to make things easier for me, really appreciate it. Don’t worry, me too, will cover your ass anytime. Going army soon, take lots of care, must train harder! Do more pull-ups! Don’t forget, you’re SPARTAN WARRIOR! Ahhwoo.ahhwoo.ahhwoo~ And of cause, HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY! Hope you enjoy this day to the fullest, best wishes are reserved for a good man like you.

Brotherly Love,Weiyi

$$

XINGYU the boss of beancurd tart (:

Happy 21st BirthDay ELLSON YAP!!!!

Wish you Forever young just like me!! Dun cough*

By: MR TAN X Y a.k.a Boss

AH JOHN the shit expert (:

HAPPY 21st birthday!

I LOVE YOU!!

GUANJIE the mangali (:

Forget about counting the number of candles, it represent the number of joy and laughter you have. Forget about the sob, when you have us

around. Forget about us and you better WATCH OUT!!

Happy 21st birthday! May this be your best birthday. Don’t forget anyone of us cos we will not forget the MIU ellson who is the strongest in the club

and changes the most. Will always rmb you lose 20kg in 3yrs. Just like you always rmb my single

and not available.

Ah jie

XINYI the 笨笨 (:

You are another year older le. Know you for bout 3 yrs already? (:

Got to know you since we got in to social comm in year 1.

And now you are like the sole survivor? Rock on and All the best in whatever you

do. May your wishes come true boy.

Take carex...

From your dearest xinyi a.k.a clever (:

Hey ELL!!! Happy 21st Birthday!

CHRISTINE the siao zhar bor (:

Happy 21st Birthday to u!!

Wishing u all the best in everything and may happiness fills in u.

Hope this special day of yours brings u all that your heart desires.

Warmest regards,christine

yoz...happy 二十一 !stay happy & fit ar 龙老大!

KIANLEONG the purple GL (:

Okok. We’re done!

NOW! your present!!HAHAHAH!

Are you excited??GET READY!!!321

TA-DANG!! :D

HAPPY 21ST BIRTHDAY ELLSON!!

STUN ❤ YOU