A Football Game

By Tim Powers

• If you play against the Bears, then you will have a tough game.

• And if you kick it to Devin Hester, then he will most certainly make a Big play.

• If and only if you run the ball against the Bears you will get tackled immediately.

• If you happen to make to make a good play, then you will not make anymore good plays.

• If we don’t get injured, then we will be unstoppable.

• If we run the ball with Matt Forte, then we will get one 100 rush yards today.

• If we pass the ball with Jay Cutler, then we will put up a good amount of points.

• If and only if you throw the ball you will be able to score.

• If we go tree and out, then the next drive is a definite touchdown.

• If the bears win, then you won’t beat us next time.

• If you played the Bears again, then you will loose.

• You Lose!