Post on 21-Aug-2015
A SEASON IN THE LIFE OF….
TWO IN THE PINK(formerly Smirkin’ Merkins)
FF F#@$!^g Fun
PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND APPALLED
THE FOLLOWING PRESENTATION HAS BEEN RATED
There are video links embedded in some photos. Those are marked with a pink star and called out in text
A BRIEF HISTORYIn the summer of 2009,veteran and virgin WAKA
Members came together to form the most epic team known to the Austin league
They were known as the Smirkin’ Merkins, named after that pubic wig of hairpiece fame
As the year wore on, and we moved into Season Two, the team evolved and became more ridiculously amazing, now known as “Two in the Pink”
What you will see in this presentation may be alternately disturbing and inspiring
Each slide represents one facet of the incredible nature of the SM/TITPs. At the minimum, we’re grilling, swilling, cups playing, team loving, costume wearing fools.
But always, at kickball, we are the best version of ourselves.
WEARING OF MERKINS!! (REPEATEDLY)
Rally
Merk
in!!
MASCOTS!!
GRAND ENTRANCES!!
Click below to witness the glorious run through of the sign
you see on the left
AND EXITS!!Run through tunnel of love
GAS STATION BEVERAGES!!
Mad Dog & Strawberry Hill
Sangria Boones
Wild Irish RoseAndre
Champagne
Note the presence of the snuggie
FOOD ANTICS!!The Taming of the (original)
Grill
Fence Dogs
seriously, we’re using pulled up chain link
No one got aluminum poisoning
Our new fancy grill
The amazing invention (and
continued consumption) of the
dorito dog
Cool Whip = Terrible Idea
TEAM (SHOCKER) FLAG!!
Envy of all WAKA teams. As you can imagine, we ran through the fields repeatedly with
this flag
VARIOUS AND SUNDRY!!Edwards 40 Hands
Corrupting Children
Hug a Hispanic Night
Braiding Contest
Click on Britney Pinata to see video
of the pinata debacle
CUSTOMIZED ACCESSORIES!!
2 in The Pink Garbage Bag Capes
Personalized Beer MugsShirts & Bandanas & Sparkly Flower
Headbands
Drinking Gloves
FLIP CUP & GIANT JENGA!!
Homemade chalkboard flip
cup table
ALMOST GETTING ARRESTED(TWICE!!)
Officer O’Connell
DRESSING UP!!
Mother Trucker Night
80s Prom
70s Party Hug a Hispanic Night
INDECENT EXPOSURE!!
This Butt’s for you
FINE ARTS!!
Interpretive Dance
Karaoke
Click one any of the pictures above to start the completely dark youtube video of the breakdance
off
CALISTHENICS/KICKBALL!!(YES, WE PLAY)
SPECIALTY COCKTAILS!!Pink Panty Droppers
Dog Bowl LemVod
Brandied Hot Chocolate (Steaming Cooler of Stink)
FASCINATING GMOT ENTRIES!!
JUST IN CASE YOU’RE NOT
CONVINCED…
TEAM SPIRIT !!!
OH THE GLORY OF IT ALL
WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS PRESENTATION OF
TWO IN THE PINK
(PLEASE)