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Thursday, December 7, 2006Newly formed Abbott Household
6:38 PM
Katie: Scott, you want to send out a Holiday Letter this year?
Scott: Sure. You write it.
6:39 PM(Scott writing letter)
Scott: What should we write about?
Katie: What kinds of things do you like reading in a Holiday Letter?
(crickets chirp)…(clock hands move forward)
7:02 PM(still thinking…head scratching)…(clock thing again)
7:43 PM(Katie and Scott wake up; wipe drool from chins)
Katie: Maybe we shouldn't write a Holiday Letter after all.
Scott: Or maybe we should write the greatest Holiday Letter this world has ever seen…we'll call it the Non-Holiday Letter Holiday Letter.
Katie: (hyperbolic eye rolling) Whatever…just don't sign my name to any of your monkey business.
LADIES AND GENTLEMAN.....(Tongues making drum roll sound)...