Number 1: Mess With A Student Driver

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Number 6: Fart in a Crowded Elevator

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Number 8: Sing Celine Dion at Karaoke

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Number 9: Steal Office Supplies

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Number 10: Streak

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Number 13: Scare Away Jehovah’s Witnesses

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Number 15: Send Spam Containing Nude

Pictures of Yourself

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Number 16: Write Messages About

Your Ex on a Restroom Wall

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Number 17: Start a Religious Cult

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Number 20: Harass Styx Fans

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Number 24: Push Someone Into a Busy Street

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Number 27: Throw a Live Snake Into

a Passing Convertible

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Number 29: Miss the Urinal

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Number 31: Flash Innocent Bystanders

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Number 33: Play Catch With Museum Artwork

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Number 34: Bury Someone in the Sand

and Leave Them There.

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Number 35: Put On Your Girlfriend’s Clothes

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Number 36: Turn in Someone to the RIAA

for Downloading Music Illegally

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Number 38: Sell Amway

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Number 40: Rip Off the Heads of Care Bears

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Number 41: Give a Chia Pet as a Gift to

Everyone on Your Christmas List

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Number 42: Have Dirty Thoughts

About Smurfette

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Number 43: Improperly Prepare Fugu

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Number 45: Pour Bleach Into Someone’s

Load of Colored Laundry

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